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On to the log!

Neji's log chapter 19:

Okay now I'ma guy...and as a guy I'm gonna be paying major attention to the fight...

Even if I'm unconscious or not cuz I'm still lost on that...

Yea...

Hinata jumped at Sasunaru4evar and aimed a Jyuuken strike at her Back.

"Jyuuken death strike!" She yelled planning to kill Sasunaru...but knowing the author ...it wont be that easy.

Sasunaru just stood there still staring at Sasuke. Acting as if she didn't hear Hinata's loud scream of promising eminent death.

Sasuke smirked. 'I guess Hinata's gonna take her out for me.'

When Hinata reached her, Hinata jabbed her palm at Sasunaru's back.

WATCH OUT SASUNARU4EVAR! HINATA'S COMING AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET IT FROM THE BACK!

There wasn't a word in that previous sentence that wasn't erotic...

Now let's try word substitution. Replace "Hinata's" with "I'm" right...

Now replace "and you're about to get it" with "while I'm hitting it."

Now we have : WATCHOUT SASUNARU4EVAR! I'M COMING WHILE I'M HITTING IT FROM THE BACK!

What a beautiful sentence. Playing with words is fun.

Now let's try to make this sentence not erotic at all...

Take out "WATCH OUT SASUNARU4EVAR! HINATA'S COMING AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET IT FROM THE BACK!" and replace it with "...Sakura's face..."

So now we have:WATCH OUT SASUNARU4EVAR!...Sakura's face..."

Yeah It just got softer than cotton. (Burn x11)

"Heh." Hinata swore she heard Sasunaru4evar chuckle.

Then the unimaginable happened.

Hinata's hand went throughSasuNaru as if she were a ghost. It phased through.

"What in the hell?" Tenten said in the stands.

"It appears She has the same power as Madara Uchiha." Neji said.

"You're awake?" Tenten said.

I'm awake?

"Yes." I said. Might aswell milk the shit outta this shit.

"TOBI THINKS SHE'S A CHEAP IMITATION OF TOBI!" Ghost Tobi said.

Silly tobi...Everyone knows you don't think.

Sasuke looked shocked for a second then returned his expression to the infamous uchiha glare.

"It seems this won't be as easy as I thought." Sasuke said.

"You're damn right it won't."

Sasuke heard this from behind him. Sasuke's ninja senses told him to duck. But being the Uchiha that he is...He jumped instead. It was a good thing he jumped toO because right after he left the ground Sasunaru appeared right where he was with her fist punching the ground. a crater appeared here she punched.

"HOLY KYUUBI ON A STICK!" Yamato said. Every eye turned to him since this was his first appearance in this fic now.

Who the hell is that?

"Sasuke Uchiha, you seem to be faster than I tought." Sasunaru said.

This is the same Sasuke Uchiha that ended Orochimaru's existence.

He's badass...so why would you expect to be faster than a badass ninja?

noob.

Now let's replace the "n" with a "b"

Now we have "Boob."

Lol lol Word play is fun.

Sasuke landed 15 feet away from her and glared at her. SasuNaru seemed unfazed by the Uchiha glare.

But inwardly Sasuke's thoughts were. 'THAT COULD HAVE BEEN MY ASS!'

How do I know this? I'm just that badass

"Shut up wench. I will prove that SasuNaru is destined to happen, but I will do it my way. And that means you are not needed." Sasuke said.

Who says wench anymore?

SasuNaru smiled. "We'll see."

Suddenly she felt the air shift in front of her.

A milisecond later SasukE was crouched directly under her, sword aimed at her stomach , and Sharingan blazing bright red.

"Yes we will see." He plunged the blade at her abdomen, but she back flipped backwards out the way.

"Damn Uchihas are fast...like crack heads."

Sasuke ran at her.

"Naruto's ass is mine!"

"NO HE'S NOT YOU GAY SLUT!"

Hinata there's no reason to name call now...

Sasuke is not a he anymore. (Sasuke burn x1)

Hinata swooped down on Sasuke like a Hawk on a blind mouse...except the mouse was Sasuke.

"HA!" As Hinata was falling she aimed a Jyuuken kick at his head.

SasukE's ninja senses told him to conserve chakra and substitute out the way...but being the Uchiha that he is...He shushined out the way...cuz it looked cooler.

Hinata splintered the ground wit the kick.

"Damn...I missed." Hinata said.

No shit

"I wont."

Hinata turned her head and saw SasuNaru throw a punch at his head...which was kinda dumb cuz the Byakugan lets you see BEHIND you aswell. Hinata ducked and Jyuuken blocked her fist, then grabbed her wrist.

Sasunaru4evar smirked. "It seems we are evenly matched."

I don't think you are...Hyuuga's rule.

Hinata glared."So it seems."

Suddenly a figure emerged from the ground beneath them with blue lightning in both his hands. He struck both girls in the stomach.

"OOF!"

"GAGLE!"

They flew away from each other and landed in a heap.

Now Sasuke is just stupid strong and that is just not fair.

Sasuke stood where he emerged from with blue lightning streaking all around his body.

"I told you once before. Naruto's. Ass. Is. Mine."

Naruto vomited in the crowd.

"YOU GOT IT IN MY CHIP BAG!" Chouji yelled looking at Naruto unload his breakfast lunch and dinner into the potato chip bag.

Where did he get chips?

"Hey SasuNaru4evar, Why are you agaisnt me? I mean your name clearly states you should be supporting me."Sasuke said...making complete sense.

Sasunaru stood up.

"It is true that I am a MAJOR fan of Sasuke and Naruto doing the Naked mambo-"

Sai had a nose bleed.

"YOU GOT IT IN MY CHIP BAG!"

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"...Yeah...I do enjoy You and Naruto doing the forbidden Yaoi no jutsu but I want Naruto's hot sweet virginity to myself."

Naruto must die... at my hands

"SCREW YOU!" Naruto yelled.

No damnit! Thats what I want to do to her.

"He's such a hot stud muffin." Sasunaru said.

MUffin's aren't studs...

"Plus I'm just that big of a prick." She added

"SasuNaru4evar-san." Hinata started."I am going to kick your yaoi gay porn loving ass so hard, that The fourth Hokage, the Yondaime is gonna feel it."

"My dad?"

"And Naruto's rooting for me. In fact all of Konoha is rooting me."Hinata said smugly.

"50 BUCKS ON SASUKE!"

Surprisingly Anko said this.

"60!" Kurenai said.

"12!" Sai said.

100,000 on Sasuke!

I have that much...I'm just sayin.

"Sai you , Douche bag you went lower." Temari said.

"300!" Hanabi said.

"I hate you all." Shino said.

Sasunaru got into a fighting stance and smirked. "Let's get serious."

Sasuke smirked.

"Thought you'd never ask."He said activating his double mangekyou sharingan.

Hinata took out an Ak-47, and two desert eagles...

As if...

She just took out one Desert eagle...

We are not in the desert and there are no eagles around...what in the hell did Hinata pull out...

"Hinata ninja's haven't invented guns yet." Naruto said. " Which is weird because we have computers."

Yea...What ever.

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