AN- I GOT OVER 300 REVIEWS!
CAN I MAKE IT TO 400?
I HOPE.. (I really want to)
My fans are the most awesome people ever to grace this planet with their awesome-ness.
The awesome list:
Sasunaru4evar- My favorite fan. She 's been with this fic since I only had like 3 reviews...Not only that but she's IN the fic. (I wish someone would put me in a fic lol) She even flamed this guy that flamed one of my stories for me...bless her yaoi loving heart. And she's a great author.
Chewie cookies- Another dedicated fan who shares my love for Anime ...and Cookies which are chewable.
ambergur-pyon96- They love this story...it says so in their review lol...You are also another whom's tastes in usernames will not be questioned (lol) All in all an awesome person.
Mi3staR- Second time on the awesome list. Still the awesomest fan. (Only second to Sasunaru4evar lol)
KunoichiHyuuga-She likes to bash sakura...I like to bash Sakura...How could she not be awesome?
Leaf Ranger- Another awesome to the core person. If I had my own Anbu ...he would be Itachi...(Does that mean he would kill his family and run off? As long as we're not related it's not my problem lmao)
Crazy guy with sign- He says the same joke has been used throughout all the chapters...I completely agree with you. The running joke is Bashing Sakura and making Sai creepy as hell...but its still funny. And he added to my number of reviews :)
On another note you guys ...and girls...and Smut maestro(XD jk)... should check out this Naruto story called Confusion over Tea and ice...It'a a NaruHina story and it is so cool...It's by Adelle-chan ...also check out my Legacy of Itachi Uchiha story...It's my favorite story but it's not popular...:(
Now on with the log!
Neji's log chapter 20:
"Fuck incest. I do what I want."
Neji plunged deep into Hinata letting her get took over by the orgasnic pleasure.
"YES! Cousin do me hard! do me-"
WWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA!
sorry wrong fic...heh heh...heh
Anyway...
WHAT IN KAMI'S NAME WAS I DOING TO HINATA-SAMA?
OH DEAR KAMI, JESUS CHRIST!
OH GOD!
THAT WAS DISGUSTINGLY HORRIBLE!
THAT WAS HORRENDOUSLY DESPICABLE!
THAT WAS MOST HEINOUS!
THAT WAS GUT WRENCHINGLY VOMIT INDUCING!
GOD DAMNIT I JUST WANNA PUNCH SAKURA!
"Sorry but You two will be brought down by the power of the Uchiha clan. I was going to go easy on you both...but being the Uchiha I am...I'm not." Sasuke said closing his eyes.
"NOW'S MY CHANCE!" Sasunaru4evar screamed as she rushed at The last Uchiha.
NO DON'T GO DO IT! I NEED YOU ALIVE!
cuz sex with a dead body is not all that glamorous.
Actually it's not glamorous at all.
Having sex with a corpse is like doing it with Sakura...
You're sticking your dick into something disease ridden (Burn x12)
"AHEM!"
Excuse me...the last LIVING Uchiha.
"Damn right." Ghost Itachi said.
Was that really neccessary?
Hinata saw Sasunaru rush in on Sasuke.
If Hinata knew one thing about Sasuke, it was to not run blindly at him. She thought about warning Sasunaru4evar...then common sense took over..so she didn't warn her.
Hinata is probably going to warn her. She can't stand the sight of someone getting their ass kicked. She is too kind of a person.
"You lose Sas-GAY!"Sasunaru taunted as she took out a sword and aimed a slash at Sasuke's neck.
SHING!
BOOM!
Too Kind of a person my Hyuuga ass! THE BITCH IS BAD!
"Uhhhh..." 2 seconds Sasunaru found her self embedded in the arena wall all the way across the arena. She dislodged her self and landed on the floor wobbily. She looked at Sasuke and was awe-struck at what she saw.
Sasuke was glaring at Sasnaru4evar with his double mangekyou sharingan activated. If that wasn't enough he also had his Susanoo warrior fully emerged and surrounding him.
What the hell is that?
"What the hell is that?" Lee said from the crowd.
I JUST SAID THAT YOU GREEN BITCHFAG!
"It would appear Sasuke has pulled out all the stops and will proceed to , as Hinata would say, 'Whoop off in that ass.'...she really has changed since the invasion of Rikudo pein." I said ignoring what I wanted to say to Lee.
"So thats Sasuke's Susanoo?" Ghost Itachi asked.
"So basically Sasuke's gonna own both of them right?" Shikamaru said.
"TOBI AGREES!"
"NO! WE GOTTA HAVE FAITH!" Naruto shouted. "MY ASS IS ON THE LINE HERE! LITERALLY!"
"This is most certainly entertaining...but It will get boring in a chapter or so. Time to spicen things up a bit." Sai said before he leveled his gazed at the back of Naruto's head.
Why is Sai looking at the back of Naruto's head like he want's to rape it?
"Why do I feel like the back of my head is being raped?" Naruto commented out loud.
This is where things get complicated...
As the fight progressed I noticed Sai pull out a bowl of Ramen and sprinkle something in it.
My first thought was: Where the hell did he pull the bowl from?
My second thought was: what did he sprinkle in it.
"Ramen?" I heard Naruto say as he turned around and gaped at said bowl of Ramen.
How did he know Ramen was here? He must have Ramen radar in his brain.
"Do you want some Naruto-kun?" Sai asked in that Gay evil voice he always has.
"Do I want some? Is sakura Useless?" (Burn x13)
So Naruto shares my opinion of said useless kunoichi.
He may live another day...
Sai handed the bowl to Naruto.
"Done!"
DAMN HE JUST HANDED THE SHIT TO YOU NARUTO!
YOU CAN'T JUST SWALLOW YOUR FOOD LIKE THAT YOU RETARDED BAKA!
"Uh...I'm getting sleepy..."
Why is Naruto all of a sudden getting tired?
And why is Sai smirking more than usual?
I don't like where this is going...
Naruto's shoulders slumped and his head slumped forward.
He fell unconscious sitting up. Sai grabbed his shoulder.
Then Sai glanced in my direction.
"Catch us if you can Neji-chan. Ja-ne."
HE SHUSHINED AWAY!
HE'S GOING TO DATE RAPE NARUTO'S BUTT!
Only their not on a date...
BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS RAPE!
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!
WATCH OUT SAI BECAUSE YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE PURSUED BY THE...
NEJIGAN DETECTIVE AGENCY!
NEJI IS MY NAME AND GAN MEANS EYE...SO NEJI'S EYE...YEAH IT NOT ONLY SOUNDS COOL...
IT IS COOL!
I activated my Bloodline and spotted Sai 100 yards away sprinting on the roof tops.
I shushined and landed 30 feet behind him sprinting aswell.
"SAI GIVE UP YOU WHORE! YOU CAN'T OUT RUN ME!" I screamed at said yaoi shinobi.
"NEVER!"
LOL PLZ REVIEW!
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also i want 400 reviews...