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ON WITH THE LOG!
Neji's log chapter 21:
SCREW THE AUTHOR'S NOTE!
Neji's log chapter 22:
Damn, since when did Sai get this damn fast?
It's like he took ninja steroids...If those exists.
I thought he would slow down because he had Naruto slung over his shoulder but boy was I wrong.
I guess the thought of ravaging a booty hole excites him.
"You will never catch me Neji-chan."
"QUIT CALLING ME CHAN YOU NINJA PROSTITUTE!"
Suddenly he jumped in between the buildings.
"You're not gonna lose me that easily!"
I followed suit.
I landed in the alley way facing sai.
He smirked at me.
I can't stand that smile. It reminds me of Gin Ichimaru from Bleach.
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...What the hell IS Bleach?
"Are you just gonna stare at my body all night or should take the first step?"
I flinched at the double meaning in his sentence.
His word plays are nothing to be played with...
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It made sense before I said it okay...
"Sai I will not let you rape a fellow shinobi." I said Keeping my stoic Hyuuga mask on.
"Well what are you gonna do about it?"
He put Naruto down behind him.
Then drew his short sword and pointed it at me.
"If you wish to stop me then hate me. Detest me with every fiber of your being."
He then opened his eyes.
That look in his eyes...
The look of a true psychopath. He glared at me with that psychotic look.
"And come once you possess the same eyes as I do."
What the hell is he talking about?
My eyes are better.
WAAAAY Better.
Come to think of it...Isn't that what Sasuke said Itachi said to him when Sasuke's clan was just murdered?
THAT LINE STEALING BASTARD!
What's he gonna steal next?
Jutsus's?
Suddenly he dashed at me with his short sword ready to stab at my face.
I ducked just in the knick of time. The sword was extended above my head.
I capitalized on the opening.
3 Jyuuken strikes to his stomach had him staggering back clutching his abdomen.
"Give it up Sai. You will not win in a taijutsu match against me."
Damn I'm cool.
Wait a minute...His chakra is fluxuating...I pushed even more chakra to my byakugan...
Suddenly Sai erupted in a splash of black ink.
"An Ink clone? How is that even possible?" I ranted.
"The same way yaoi is possible...Writers."
I heard this whispered in my ear.
Acting on pure instinct I dove forward.
It's a good thing I did because a sword found it's way to the space my head was occupying a few seconds before.
I rolled away from Sai and stood up and faced him.
Naruto is behind me! I could just take him and get the hell outta here!
But to make this story more like the show...I'm going to ignore all common sense and drag this fight out.
"I told you once before. You cannot and will not have Naruto."
Sai chuckled...WHy did he chuckle?
"Neji-chan, Neji-chan...You still don't get it do you? This story is called "WHO DID IT?" "
He then pointed his sword at me again.
"And you better believe that I did it. Naruto's ass will be mine!" He shouted.
I just thought of something clever.
"No Sai, I'm afraid you are the one that is truly misinformed. This story is not "WHO DID IT?". "
I narrowed my eyes and smiled an evil one.
"This is "WHO DID IT: Neji's log BITCH!"
After I shouted this I fazed in front of Sai and delivered a thunderous right hook to the left side of his face.
He flew back to the opening of the alley and landed on his back.
That felt so damn good!
Now if only that had been Sakura on the receiving end of my vicious punch...
Sai staggered up shakily.
"What power. It's a shame you have to be put be down."
Correct me if I'm wrong but arent I winning?
He pulled out his drawing scroll and smirked at me.
"Well Well Neji. Would you be willing to pose for me?" He said in that annoyingly voice that he has.
"Hell no."
"It does not matter anymore."
Somehow He drew a black ink version of me that quick...
Wow...
Why is the ink me shirtless?
"Now for your partner."
"My partner?"
WHat was he talking about?
He then drew Rock Lee...
I do not like where this is going...
He made the ink drawings face each other.
Then he glared at me and uttered a jutsu that has scarred me for life and the after life..
"Yaoi no jutsu."
PLZ REVIEW!
HOW WILL NEJI REACT TO SAI'S JUTSU?
WILL NARUTO WAKE UP?
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THAT BALLROOM?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EPISODE OF NEJI'S LOG!