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Neji's log chapter 22 continued:
"Yaoi No jutsu!"
My eye's bulged out.
My heart beat quickened.
My head started throbbing.
My vision blurred...
and the worst part is...
NOTHING HAS HAPPENED YET!
"Neji-chan, this is what I want to do to you..." Sai said.
Ink Lee wrapped his arms around Ink me...yea I'm gonna call him Ink Neji from now on...cuz
...you know It's just easier..
Ink Lee kissed Ink Neji!
Oh The HORROR!
Ink Neji just grabbed Ink Lee's balls!
I'm gonna throw up...
Ink Neji just called Lee "Daddy!"
Ink Lee just called Ink Neji "Mommy!"
The hell Ink Lee?
Oh no...Now the pants are coming off...
I must move...I have to move!
My feet are not responding...
CAN YOU HEAR ME FEET?
YOU NEED TO MOVE!
...no answer...
WAit! What if I just close my eyes?
Let's try...
...
...
...
CRAP MY BYAKUGAN'S STILL ACTIVATED!
I CAN STILL SEE!
There is no way in hell that Lee can fit all the way in there. It's just not poss-
...
...
...
Correction...Maybe it is possible.
BLURH!
I just threw up...
blood...
Oh man...Sai is gonna kill me with this jutsu...I have to get away...before It becomes worse...
"You know Neji-chan...I've got a special variation of this jutsu just for you."
He suddenly a made a handsign..
and suddenly Ink Lee turned into Sakura.
NOOOOO! GOD WHY! PLZ NO! NO! NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT SAKUNEJI! NO! I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A SAKURA BASH REFERENCE HERE!
But wait why is she still thrusting into ink Neji?...
Sakura doesn't have a...
unless...
O_o
BLURGH!
I threw up so much blood that I passed out...
Suddenly the doors to the ballroom swung open harshly and in came a staggering-
"Neji!" Tenten screamed as she got up and rushed over to him.
HOW IN THE HELL DID I END UP HERE?
Neji was badly injured but that wasn't the only strange thing about him.
"Why are you wearing my glasses Neji?" Shino asked.
I am?
"WHy is my book sticking out of your shorts?" Kakashi asked.
They are?
"Why is my hair wrapped around your thigh?" Hanabi asked.
The hell?
"...Why is my hair lke Sasuke's now?" Lee asked.
The hell?
"No one knows Lee. No one knows...or cares." Shikamaru said.
He's right...I don't care.
Neji collapsed to his knees and uttered one word.
"Yaoi no jutsu." He then fell unconscious.
Man if they knew what I knew then they would know that Sai knows What I know then Sai would know what they know but I knew what I sai knows already but I didn't know that he knew what he knew and wasn't prepared...but they don't need to know that...you know?
"YAOI? WHERE?" Sasunaru started to spazz out.
Anko secretly pulled out a camcorder.
Lee stole it.
"Only one person knows that jutsu." Sasuke said.
"Sai." Hinata said.
I KNOW!
Then Suddenly the doors swund open again. A tenage girl walked in. She looked about Hinata's age. She had long midnight black hair that was put into a low ponytail at the base of her neck and her bangs were swept to the right side of her face. Her eyes were a crystal blue color that made the ocean look dull on its best days and she was tall and fair skinned. I won't lie; she was told by many that shewas beautiful, even gorgeous. The aura around was so bright it was blnding.
OMG...SHE'S EVEN PRETTIER THAN SASUNARU4EVAR!
"OH MY GAWD!" ghost jaraiya said as his nose started to bleed.
"MY EYES! IT BURNS!" Sasunaru4evar said.
MY COCK! IT'S GROWING!
"She's beautiful. She looks to be the embodiment of pure heaven. Can it be?" Hinata said. "Are you the great and powerful and beloved...NARUHINA4EVAR?"
NARUHINA4EVAR!
"...My name's Lily..." The gorgeous girl said.
Everyone in the room sweat dropped.
My cock stopped too.
"Screw you Lily. You just ruined the moment." Hinata said as she activated her byakugan. "For that you must be eliminated."
Lily got scared. "Wait! I bring news from Sai."
Everyone gasped.
Including the unconscious me.
"What is it?" Sasuke asked.
"He says don't look for me or it's Naruto's ass...literally."
"Now that we know what he said we are totally going to do the exact opposite and look for him." Sasuke said.
Just like good Konoha ninjas
"And since your work is in done, you are not needed Lily." Hinata said.
"Twin Lion Jyuuken palm!"
Needles to say Lily was decapitated , cut in half by the waist and had her brain turned to mush...and then died.
Damn Hinata...
"Our next objective is a search and destroy mission." Sasuke said .
Yes Destroy Sai and don't search for the remains
Neji's back ! plz review before Neji get's rude
PLZ!