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Well it's been sometime fans...and I know what you have been waiting for.
...But first the awesome list..and remember. If you wanna be on the awesome list then just review...plz.
The awesome list:
ambergur-pyon96-3rd time awesome list fanfic-er here...watch out yall. His or her awesomeness knows no bounds.
Mi3staR- Well well well...I bet she's gonna be on the awesome alot more. Why? Cuz she's awesome...duh
Chewie Cookies-Keep on chewing...keep on...lol
sasunaru4evar- SASUNARU4EVAR!...Only she can say that and not get flamed by me...lol...just playing...or am I?
DOOOOOOM Lord of Waffles-Now sir with your username you have no reason not to like my story...lol
kunoichihyuuga-Your like The exact opposite of Sakura...Awesome to the core!
Hana-01-Awesome as f**k.
Leaf Ranger-As a ranger of the leaf, it is automatically known that he is in fact...awesome.
riia luvs anime-Question? Is this your username cuz you use this in all your reviews but...you don't log in?
demon-fox321-Demon foxes are awesome...ask Kyuubi.
jamisa27-She has also been a fan since chapter ...everyone clap...CLAP NOW DAMNIT! (I bet some of you really did clap. lol)
Now After this story is done I'm going to focus on the one with the second most reviews which is Stuck in a loop. SO if you like this story then you will love my Stuck in a loop story.
...It has Sakura bashing...the bashing is funnier than in this story...so go check it out and review on it!
Also my other stories like : Naruto Tryouts , Naruto and Sasuke's Super adventure and , To be truly alone. The last one is not comedy...although its pretty popular..
Now without further ado...
The Log!
Neji's log chapter 23:
Well here I am...
Unconscious yet AGAIN!...This can't be good for my health. I was unconscious for most of the whole damn story!
I'm Neji Hyuuga! Hyuugas are suppose to be the best of the best!
The top dogs!
the HNIC's...That's Head Ninjas in charge for those who don't know...
Now you know.
"Okay here's the plan." Sasuke began. "We will split up into groups of two-"
"LIKE AKATSUKI!" Tobi interrupted.
"...we'll split up into pairs of two-"
"LIKE AKATSUKI!"
"...Then-"
"LIKE AKA-"
Sasuke appeared in front of Tobi and Uchiha b***h slapped him across the room.
"We'll split up into pairs of two and search for Naruto."
Like Akatsuki...
I wish he would hit me. I would so Jyuuken him in the eyes...yeah...the eyes...
The eyes to the Uchihas are like the balls to normal men.
Once hit there you bend over in excruciating pain and it stays for a long ass time.
"Right." Hinata said.
"The groups are as follows:
"Gaara and Lee." Hinata said.
"YOSH!"
"SAND!"
"...yea."
Gaara and Lee? That's like putting a homosexual horny as hell pitbull in a closet with a fragile male poodle.
It's someone's ass on the line and I'll give you a hint on who it's not...It rhymes with Pitbull...
Wait a minute...
Whatever.
"Sakura and Shino." Hinata said
"Okay." Sakura said.
"BUzz."
"...yea."
Sakura and Shino? So we have a gross disgusting dung parasitic dung beetle sub-humanoid creature...
...and Shino...(Burn x 14)
"Kankurou and Chouji."
"Cool."
"I'm going to destroy Sai...from the inside out." Kankurou said.
"...yea."
Kankurou and Chouji? Why not just pair Chouji with an exercise program...That's just as useless as Kankurou is...
"Shikamaru and Temari." Sasuke said.
"What a dr-"
"Finish that sentence and you'll be eating my fan for dinner." warned Temari.
"Temari...you can eat one. Just like all those people who doubted the great and Legendary Inuyonas."
"yea."
Shikamaru and Temari? Shikamaru is half human half Narcoleptic and Temari is half human half horny as hell...
SHikamaru is about to get raped over and over and over and over and over and over...
O_o
"How in the world did I end up on the other side of the doors?...and why is there a human shaped hole in it?...and why am I on the ground?...More importantly why does my anus hurt?" Wondered Shikamaru.
"Tenten and Neji...when he wakes up." Hinata said.
...and over and over and over...
and over.
"Why would you send Neji out again when you know he cant do anything because of the Yaoi no jutsu?" Ino said. "It's ill logical and will cause problems." Ino finished as she adjusted her big round nerd glasses that appeared out of nowhere.
"Ino..." Neji started."I appreciate you putting actual thought behind you reasons but...Logic has a brother, and his name is SHUT THE F**K UP YOU GAY DIKE!"
I woke up! YES!
YOSH!
If you tell anyone I said that...or rather thought that...
then you die.
"...yea."
"WHO THE F**K KEEPS SAYING THAT!" Iruka shouted from the jounin table.
Sasunaru4evar...I saw.
The whole room looks at Sasunaru4evar.
"What?"
"Do you keep saying yea?"
Yea.
"Yea."
Told you.
"SHE DID IT AGAIN!" Iruka said.
"Stop saying yea, or we will beat you up. You got that?" Anko said.
"Yea."
"AGAIN!" A random villager said.
Kurenai squeezed the bridge of her nose.
"Okay." she started. "If you continue to annoy us, I will Punch your teeth so far down your throat that you will have to stick a tooth brush up your ass just to brush them. Do you understand?"
"yea."
"THERE'S NO GETTING THROUGH TO THIS WOMAN!" A random villager said.
I would like to take a moment to acknowledge the death of the great and spectacular...
...common sense.
'cause that whole exchange was just pure idiocy in it's true form.
I mean it's like that conversation was idiocy's Bankai.
"Anywho... I need all the pairs of two to start looking for Naruto-kun now." Hinata commanded.
"Yes go look for Dobe-kun." Sasuke added.
A unanimous Hai was heard and all the pairs of two exited through the doors.
"Okay." Sasuke started. "GHOST SQUAD FRONT AND CENTER!"
"HAI!"
Ghost Tobi, Itachi, Deva Path, Jaraiya, Asuma and...no wait I think that's it. They appeared before Sasuke.
"You five will lead everyone else in a wide scale search mob." Sasuke Explained
"TOBI WAS SLASH IS AND FOREVER WILL BE A GOOOOD BOOOY!"
Madara scares me...Does he suffer from split personality syndrome...like Sakura and Inner Sakura?
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Yea."
"DAMNIT!" Shouted Iruka from the Jounin table.
"Right... But all the ghosts are in charge-"
"What about me. THE HO-F**KING-KAGE!" Tsunade yelled cutting him off.
"Oh right...I forgot. Tsunade will be in charge...the ghosts will be second in command." Sasuke said.
"Except Sasuaru4evar." Hinata said. "She is coming with us."
She can cum on me anytime.
"Why Hinata-chan? Don't trust little ol' me?" Sasunaru said in a southern bell voice.
I believe it's quite clear that she does not, will not and never did trust Sasunaru4evar.
"No I don't trust you. Thanks for asking that specifically accurate question though." Hinata said as she bowed respectfully.
See?
"Weird white eyed freak." Sasunaru said.
"D**k sucking slut f**k faced whore bag." Hinata retaliated.
Let's play with words again. Instead of :
"D**k sucking slut f**k faced whore bag." Hinata retaliated.
Let's add the name Neji's in front of the whole sentence.
So now we have :
"Neji's D**k sucking slut f**k faced whore bag." Hinata retaliated.
Word plays are awesome.
"Very well then." Tsunade said standing up. She then pointed torward the door.
"Let the village wide search-mob began searching!" She yelled as everysingle person in that room began rushing out the doors in a mob like fashion.
Where they got the torches from? Only kami knows...and she's being a selfish B**** by not telling me where.
So everyone left me all alone in this room.
What should I do?
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...
...
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I could masturbate.
Nah...
It would take too long. My 14 inches is a big thing to rub on...
I need to put it in a wheel barrel to put it in when I walk around the bathroom before and after the shower
...I am not useless...
I mean it's not like my last name is Haruno...
You know what? I'm going to save Naruto all on my own!
I got up and left the room with Hyuuga like speed.
PLZ REVIEW!
I will make the next chapter the last one. SO if you wanna be on the awesome list then you have to review...
and remember I wanted to make 400...or almost there...