AN- Well this is it fans. The final chapter of Neji's log...
Man we've been through some ups and downs but hey...we made it.
Does this story count as Yaoi? I hope not lol
I will do the awesome list after the chapter...
Cuz it just seems right...
And another thing...this site is overflowing with NAruSasu stories.
And Sakusasu stories...
I gues it's their turn to shine.
And another thing. Most of all the authors here female between the ages of 13 and 25...and alot of them are scared to put their age on their profile...They ususally put something clever like 1000 years old or...old enough or something...
Guys are scared too tho...I mean I have my age on my profile because...you know...I can pretty much handle myself in alot of situations...And I fear virtually nothing...except getting bad reviews lol
Not many male writers tho...Whats up with that.
I'm not complaining... because I love females...
I do...more than Neji loves Sasunaru4evar...
or better yet more than he hates Sakura..
Now let's talk about the newest Naruto chapter...
Nagato was an Uzumaki...
Who else saw that coming...I mean come on...only two people had red hair on the show...Kushina and Nagato...so yeah...
And Madara Uchiha has the powers of the Senju AND Uchiha...
I'm lost... did he absorb Hashirama? No That's not it. WHat the hell is he? He is an immortal ninja with one sharingan now and one arm.
He also gave Nagato the rinnegan...still don't understand that one...
But basically Madara and Sasuke are the most powerful ninjas present now...along with Naruto and Killerbee...
But Madara is so COOL!
The sharingan is awesome.
But yeah I ranted enough so now it's time for the log.
"OH YES! YES! YES! HARDER!
"GRR! UGH! OH! SHIT! YEAH! TAKE IT BITCH!"
"AHH! AAH! YERG! YES NEJI! HARDER! DO ME HARDEEEER!"
"SHUT UP AND TAKE IT YOU PINK HAIRED SKANK!"
"AAAAAHHHHH!"
"UURGHH!"
"...Oh shit that was amazing... 14 inches of pure goodness.."
"You realized we can't tell anyone...and if you do I will deny it until I die."
"I'm ok with it...as long you shove the whole thing down my throat next time."
"...we have a deal."
"...Neji...you realize that it's time for the log?"
"...and you're still here because?...There's the door...go out it."
"...that's what I love about you Neji. Your rude and bad boy behaviour. I love the way you talk to me. Treat like a slut again Neji, call me a bitch."
"You know what I love about you? The way you look when you are GETTING THE HELL UP AND OUT OF MY GOD DAMN HOUSE!"
Neji's log. The final log:
I am currently running on roof tops.
Cuz that's what you do when you search for someone. You run on roof tops.
Man I have to get to Naruto quick! Before Sai does something M-rated!
It always amazes me how many houses there are in Konoha...
...with Perfectly made roof tops for you to run across.
Wait...is that Gaara and Lee?
...But why are there 5 Gaara's?
"G-GAARA! we s-should stop this, w-w-we need t-to search Naruto-kun-AAAAH!" Lee screamed as his bare back hit the wall.
They were both in an alley way.
"Look Lee, I like you and I want you. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way." Gaara said as his pants hit the ground around his ankles.
O_o
"I do welcome this Youthful activity but, not now-"
"That sounds like the hard way to me Lee." Gaara said as sand shot out the gourd on the ground behind Gaara.
Gaara made a hand sign and said the most terrifying thing Lee heard in his life.
"Yaoi Suna Bunshin no jutsu."
Now there were six Gaaras around lee.
Gaara smirked
"Oh dear youthful kami."
O_o
I...
SAW...
NOTHING...
I'm gonna keep dashing from roor to roof.
Hey wait...Is that the dung beetle creature...and Shino?
"Shino...I love you."
"Sakura...I love beetles and grasshoppers...then Ninja stuff...then ants...then more ninja stuff...then My glasses...then cock...ROACHES!(Honestly some of you are just plain perverts) then you Sakura."
Sakura was mortified.
No she was pissed.
How dare he not love her!
She sucked his Cockroach without the roach part for crying out loud!
She was getting angry
Beyond angry
absolutely furious.
She clenched her fists.
She was so mad that she involuntarily gathered an normous amount of Chakra in her body.
"Sakura?" Shino said worried about her well being.
"YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL MY NAME TREE HUGGER!"
"You have a leaf on your ninja headband too y'know."
"SHUT UP!"
"AAAARGH!"
Sakura grabbed her stomach. She was in tremendous pain.
"Shino help!"
"I don't know medical ninjutsu. What do I do!" Shino began to panic aswell.
"I don't-aaah!" She screamed loud as she doubled over clutching her stomach.
"SAKURA!"
SLINK!
...UM...
Well
you see Out of all possible thins that could have happened...
Even the great author didn't know this was coming.
"Sakura what on earth is that?" SHino asked.
Apparently a 2 foot metal rod erupted form Sakura''s...Crotch area through her pants.
Sakura smiled deviously
"Now shino, I like you, and I want you. We can do this the easy way or the hard way."
O_o
Shino became OOc and started to cry...from his shades.
O_O!
!
!
O_o
SAI WAS RIGHT ON THE MONEY WITH HIS YAOI NO JUTSU!
I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
I F**KIN KNEW IT!
Good thing that didn't happen before the log started...
I mean ..uh...
Nothing happened before the log started...yeah
Hey wait...Is that...Sasunaru4evar?
IT IS!
I sped up and close in own her.
...She just jumped through a building...
SHE'S BADASS TO THE CORE!
I better follow.
SHE FOUND SAI AND NARUTO!
Should I interfere?
I mean I could beat Sai's ass if he doesn't use the Yaoi no jutsu...and Sasunaru and me together would be too much for him...
Nah... I'll only help out if neccessary.
If you wanna know where I am then I am on the ceiling in the same room as NAruto , Sai and SasuNaru4evar watching everything...
You'll hear my comments like before...
well you won't actually hear them but yeah...
"STOP THS CRAZYNESS!"
Naruto and Sai looked at the person who said this.
"SASUNARU4EVAR!" Naruto said.
"So you found us." Sai said drawing his sword.
"Indeed." She said drawing her sword."I am a changed girl. Hinata taught me something. She taught that true love still exists. So Sai I am no longer after Naruto's delicious virginity. That Neji guy is looking really hot to me all of a sudden. But I will not allow you to wreck Naruto's asshole."
She thinks I'm hot.
"Well let's stop stalling."
FRENCH FISH FROM SPONGEBOB: 2 HOURS LATER
Where did a damn fish come from?
"Damn." Sasunaru said as she laid on ground gasping for breathe.
She had cuts and bruises all over her body. she had blood all on her clothes and face. All in all she looked beat the hell up.
Sai had a few scrathes here and there.
OH NO! I might have to step in, because I'll be damned if SasuNaru's screams of pain are from anything other than my very own penis.
"Well That was fun." Sai said sarcastically.
"But now it' time to claim Naruto-kun."
"Oh hell no it's not." Naruto said from the wall.
I bet his chains eat chakra.
"Naruto those chains eat chakra." Sai informed him.
It's like I'm psychic!
"...You cliche'd son of a B***h." Naruto commented.
Sai walked torwards Naruto and reached for his pants.
Naruto's eyes bulged out.
Then suddenly a sword like thing erupted from the ground underneath sai threatening to stab through him.
SASUKE'S ARRIVED!
Sai's doomed.
Sai jumped back in time.
The sword like thing was long and sharp...the funny thing was that it was made from blue electricity.
"So more people have found me."
Sure enough Sasuke emerged from where the Chidori sword peirced the ground from.
"Sasuke Uchiha. I've been wanting to test my strength against yours." Sai said smugly.
"Sai, have you forgotten I beat the whole Hyuuga clan? I killed Orochimaru TWICE! I owned in the battle of the five kages and Helped defeat Madara Uchiha. Sai you have no hope of winning."
He really doesn't. Sasuke's on a whole different level.
"All bark and no bite Sasuke."
Sasuke heard this from behind him. He turned his head and in that instance Sai had appeared right behind him aiming a stab with his sword at the back of Sasuke's throat.
"SASUKE!" Naruto screamed.
"Sasuke!"Sasunaru4evar shouted weakly.
He's not even there anymore. In fact he was never there. That's a genjutsu. He never left the ground.
SPLELTCH!
The sickening sound of flesh being ripped into was heard. and the shocking sight of a sword protruding out of Sasuke's throat was saw.
"Sasuke Uchiha. Last of the Uchiha clan is dead now." Sai said.
Like anyone but Naruto could kill Sasuke.
Then the unthinkable happened.
"Like I said before. You have no hope of winning." Sasuke said before he bursted in to a bunch of big white snakes
"GENJUTSU!" Sai said.
No. Really? WHatever gave you that Idea?
The fact that humans aren't made of snakes?
"I learned that from Orochimaru."
No. Really? I would have never guessed that the SNAKE Sannin taught you SNAKE jutsu...
"OOf!"
Sai heard that right before he was kicked from behind and skided across the floor. He got up and got ready again. But he couldn't find Sasuke.
"The next move I use will be from my doujutsu."
How come nobody saw Hinata come through the hole and start sprinting torward Sai?
Sai heard this all around him.
"JYUUKEN B***H SLAP!"
All of a sudden Sai's head rocketed backward and his body followed.
DAMN! Hinata-sama hit's hard.
He rolled on the ground and stood back up as fast as he could and caught sight of Hinata standing in front of him.
"My my Hinata. Just when I was going to unleash Amaterasu." Sasuke appeared right next to her.
You can still do it.
"...You still can."
"...touche."
Needless to Say Sai was roasted to death because of common sense.
"Naruto is finally safe." Hinata said.
Has she forgotten that Sasuke wants Naruto's asshole?
"Not quite yet."
"What-argh!"
She was cut off because Sasuke picked her up by the neck and slammed her back down on the ground rendering her unconscious.
"HINATA!" Naruto said.
"Shut up dobe." Sasuke appeared in font of Naruto and smacked him.
"Youre going to get it dobe. ANd you're gonna like it." Sasuke activated his Sharingan. He grabbed Naruto's chin.
DAMN! Now I gotta step in. I took a kunai out and prepared to drop on Sasuke but-
Just then Sasuke noticed a kunai heading straight for his leg to fast for him to dodge. So he moved as fast as he could backwards but the Kunai still scraped the front of both his thighs and hit the hall with a squelching sound. He paid it no mind. He turned and saw Saunaru4evar standing in a position as if she already thrown something.
O_o...HOW COULD HE NOT FEEL THAT?
"You missed." Sasuke said smugly.
"Um Sasuke?" Naruto said.
"What?"
"You're bleeding."
"Thats what hapens when you get cut."
"Sasuke. Your'e bleeding bad."
Sasuke decided to look at he thigh and he noticed the front of his pants was soaked in blood. His knees started to go weak.
"Was that Kunai poisoned?" He asked aloud.
Naruto looked at the Kunai in the wall.
IT'S STICKING TO THE WALL!
what is it? like 4 inches?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
That's like my middle finger!
"!"
Naruto then threw up.
"What the hell dobe?"
"LOOK AT THE KUNAI!"
Sasuke looked at the Kunai.
The kunai was stickking in the wall.
He also noticed it was pinning something to the wall aswell.
It looked like a fleshy hot dog.
As far as Sasuke knew he didn't have any hot dogs growing-
"AAAAAAAAAAH!"
And that's when it clicked.
Sasunaru4evar had chopped Sasuke's penis off.
I do not ever wanna piss her off...ever...
O_o
Sasuke curled up in the fetal position.
Hinata woke up and kicked Sasuke then freed Naruto.
"NARUTO!"
Naruto,Hinata and Sasunaru looked at the hole in the wall created by Sasunaru and saw everyone from the ninja banquet.
"WHOO!" Chouji yelled. "Naruto is safe! Naruto is- Is that a hot dog?" He asked and ran torwards it.
Oh shit don't tell me...
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Nartuo screamed.
But it was all for naught because by the fourth O in Naruto's screamed Chouji devoured the "Hotdog"
OMAKE
Man what an adventure.
I am currently strolling through the city's streets.
I can't believe that there were that many homo ninja.
That's gonna be my question to every new person I meet.
"Are you homo?" Yeah...That will clear things up...
But what if they say I don't know...
"Then you back away slowly."
I stopped dead in my tracks. That voice ...it couldn't be...but how did she know-
"what you were thinking?"
O_O SHE DID IT-
"again?"
I turned around and was blessed with the beautiful sight of SasuNaru4evar.
...in a black body suit...can we say turn on?
"So you think I'm beautiful?" SHe said smiling her gorgeous smile.
"You already know the answer to that question."
Nice comeback Neji...real smoothe.
She giggled.
"So how can you read minds?" I ask.
"Remember when I said I am Kishimoto's right hand man? well it comes with benefits."
She is so beautiful.
"Wait so you already knew everything that was going to happen before it happened?"
"Kinda...I knew what people wanted to do...like for example you."
I froze...Did she read all the Neji logs? If so then...
She knows how bad I wanna put my Ninja tool in her ninja pouch...
Suddenly she walked up real close to me and wrapped her arms around my neck.
Then she leaned real close to my right ear and whisperd:
"All you had to do was ask Neji."
OMG...
"Well can we-"
"Yes we can go to my place." She said grabbing my hand and started dragging me.
4 hours later.
WOW!
WOW!
AND DAMN!
Me and Sasunaru4evar were both sprawled out on her bed.
Our clothes were on her chairs.
But man! She was so...so...so...
TIGHT!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I LASTED FOR 3 STRAGHT HOURS FROM THE WAY SHE WAS CLAMPING DOWN ON IT!
And she took the whole thing.
WHOLE!
THING!
Must be why she's still knocked out...
SHE IS A GODDESS.
...But now she's MY goddess from this day on...
THANKS FOR READING EVERYONE ! I REALLY APPRECIATE IT!
AND AS FOR THE AWESOME LIST...I've decided I'm not doing it.
I'm doing something else.
I'm giving out awards...so to speak.
The awesomest person.
The funniest review.
The weirdest review( and I will post it)
and the person who reviewed the most...there are more categories
So now...
THE AWESOMEST PERSONS: SasuNaru4evar and Mi3star.
The people who reviewed the most: Leaf Ranger, Mi3staR, KunoichiHyuuga and Hana-01...and Chewie cookies
The people who have been with this story the longest: Jamisa27, Sasunaru4evar, Mi3staR, Leaf Ranger, Hana-01 and KunoichiHyuuga, chewie cookies, Rei Sagara and Sasori into the nothing...and Kantonkagex
Kick-ass authors who read my story: Stigma, Adelle-chan and Sasunaru4evar...and chewie cookies...
Now...this is where it gets funny.
The funniest review...which was: jamisa27
2010-05-18 . chapter 16
please please please sasunaru4eva die a slow death when your a inch away from naruto's dick because kyuubi charka
Lol when I read that I busted out laughing... Come on just picture something like that happening...it's FUNNY!...
But it's all in good humor cuz I would never ever want SasuNaru4evar to die ever...I would gladly ...givesakura'slifeinstead MOVING ON!
The weirdest review:
2010-09-01 . chapter 28
Lol just finished 28 and is still confused on who is screwing who! Good kids these days aren't what they use to be with their legs spread so wide they could fudge an army! Or the whole of Konoha! XD
So let me get this straight: the summary is everybody is getting their fair share of ninja pie well apart from Sakura but who cares! Set the whore on fire and have Choji eat the remains XD
And I knew it was him! I mean choji...it was the way he ate that pie..hmm...
OKAY!
TO SUM UP MY FEELINGS:
-Lol you are a genius and what beetches are screwing with a eighteen year old male who writes yaoi *has nosebleed* I think you're hot :3 then again I'm a guy...*ahem*
-Aw poor kankuro and his puppet but I saw it coming, it's something about his family and having 'toys' to 'play' with...I mean Gaara and his oddly testicle looking gourd and Temari and her fan :) GAWD LAWL! Blowing...tehee
- Ino's a lesbian! No surprise...
-Sasuke's gay...big whoop, everyone knew that gosh ;)
-Narutos not gay, this is unbelievable! Any male who actually reads icha icha and says it's boring is gay especially when they turn into a female to get male attention.
I know it's hard for your male brain to register but seriously Naruto is gay just like his father...Minato liked to hump Kakashi. Hahahaha. :3 child rape
-Why does the back of my head feel like it's being raped? I love Sai especially when he turns out to be the village whore. Pooh sai you never seize to amaze me with that belly button :D poor naruto, he's a virgin? ZING you would jiriaya would have taken care of that *wink wink*
-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yamato!
-Uh yeah Rock lee gay...knew it
his dad being gai...OMG WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED! SOOO YOUTHFULLL T_T *sob*
-The ghosts ought to gang each other or attempt raping...uh...hmm...Akamaru! Yer...
-INCEST! Yer...I guess..."Oh neji I want it hard"
-TenTen the female who makes you straighter than a round about...maybe she is a guy? 0_o SURPRISE!
I'm going to stop know cuz I've prrobabaly annoye dyou enough but I'd like to say IF I WASNT GAY ID BANG YOU HARDER THAN SHINOS MATING BUGS IN HIS GLASSES! LAWL
SASUNARU forever!
*Bam the doors of where ever slam open and a short feisty sexy tanned blonde babe with piercing blue eyes and large breasts strides in with just a cropped off t-shirt stretched thinly across her firm nipples says 'I support anything that bangs and includes me" and a orange lacy thong riding up her perfectly toned buttocks leading down to her perfectly tones thighs and shapely legs*
Her name is...KakaGaiIru
Kakashi: What the...?
Gai: HOW YOUTHFUL! :D
Iruka: Tarter sauce... 0_o
I LEAVE IN PEACE NOW HOPING TO HEAR FROM AN ALMIGHTY GENIUS LIKE YOU AGAIN XD
I'm going to stop
NOW TELL ME THAT WASN'T WEIRD! I WAS LAUGHING MY ASS OFF WHEN I READ THAT! YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE GOES ANOTHER ONE BY THAT SAME PERSON THAT CAUGHT OFF GUARD.
2010-09-02 . chapter 29
LAWL! I WANT YOUR NUMBER AND BABIES!
I'm a girl...I think or you think! I could be a gay guy? Not sure anywhoooo
GET THEM NEJI SMACK THEM B*TCHES SO HARD WITH YOUR 14 INCH PIECE OF GOODNESS! XD
*drools* waffles...blue waffles? Is kakashi's face a blueberry waffle if so I wanna lick it!
*looks on google*
WHAT THE ******** WAFFLEY GOODNESS ********** IS THAT? NO WAY ********** MY TONGUE ************ EATING ********* TOUCHING THAT PIECE OF ********* AND ******* ***** TURKEEEY!
Thankgood...
Kakakshi: Wanna lick?
Gai: HELLS YEAH! *licks* yumm rasberry... :3
LUV YOU! Your sooo sexy and cool and so hot it creates tingles in my private parts :3 LAWL
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL? So is this a guy?
or a girl?
...or Sakura...
ANYWHO I THANK YOU ALL EVEN IF I DIDN'T MENTION YOUR NAME YOU ARE STILL AWESOME!
AND I'M GONE.