8 months later...Back at the hall.
Everyone was sitting back in their original seats they were in, in chapter one.
Tsunade was on stage speaking into the mic.
"Ok people, today is a new day. We've stopped Sasuke and Sasunaru4evar from raping Naruto and found out secrets about everyone that we didn't need to know. We are passed that now."
"Why are we even here?" Sai asked from his seat.
"You are all here because I would like to discuss our future with you all...The MANGA." Tsunade explained.
"So it has come to this..." Ghost tobi said in Madara's voice.
"What the hell, How is your voice suddenly deep tobi?" Ghost jiraiya asked.
"Uh-I mean Tobi is a GOOD BOY!" Toobi hastily said.
Sai's eyes narrowed. 'Hmmmmm, We will see just how good you are.' Sai thought licking his lips...
Naruto swallowed nervously and started to twitch.
Hinata noticed.
"Whats wrong sugar poo bear?" She asked.
"I just saw sai lick his lips and suddenly got nervous.
"Oh yes. We should all be weary whenever Sai is concerned." Neji said eyeing Sai.
Inner Neji(From Neji's Log): I could have sworn Sasuke roasted that homo-fuck in the last chapter ...which was eight months ago...
"Yeah how is Sai alive?" Sasunaru4eva said sitting next to Neji.
"Probably a plot device." Iruka said." I better brace myself for this one."
"We aren't just gonna ignore that sugar poo bear thing now are we?" Kiba asked.
"SILENCE!" Tsunade shouted.
The hall went silent.
"Now I will call roll. When your name is called please notify that your here."
"Now then I will began calling. Tenten!"
"Here I am Lady Tsunade!" Said Tenten Happily.
"Yosh the slut is present!" Lee screamed glaring at tenten.
"My god Lee it's been like 30 something chapters just give it up. Neji is not gay. He and Sasunaru are dating." Tenten said.
"Yes Lee Neji and I are dating. So I would appreciate it if you would please be respectful from now on." Sasunaru said.
"But I want Neji so bad." Lee whined.
"Lee It will not happen." Neji said.
Inner Neji: The day I turn gay is the day Sakura's chest unflattens. NEVER! (Burn x17)
"Ino!" Tsunade called.
"Quick question." Shikamaru said. "Are you still bi Ino?"
"Yep." She said perky-like.
"You still wanna do Sakura?"
"Yep."
Inner Neji: Ew Why?
"And Sasuke?"
"He doesn't have a penis anymore...but if he did then yep." Ino explained.
Sasuke sulked.
"Hey Sasuke I think I've had it wrong all this time. It's YOU I should have been calling dickless." Sai said.
Everyone laughed.
Sasuke fumed.
"Hey leave Sasuke-kun alone!" Sakura screamed.
Inner Neji: Hey Sasuke and Sakura are twins now. They are both flat chested and have vaginas! (burn x18)
On the outside Neji snickered at his own joke.
Sakura glared.
Inner Sakura: You wanna repeat that Inner Neji?
Inner Neji: You can hear me? Well I should have expected that from that gigantic tunnel you call a vagina.
Inner sakura: My vagina is only big if you are too little. You know what that means Hyuuga? It means that your dick is so little you piss on your balls.
Inner Neji: Bitch I'll rip you in half with my shit!
"Sakura!" Tsunade called.
"Here!" Sakura called.
"I haven't forgotten that you raped me Haruno..." Shino said.
"Neither have I." Sakura said smiling evilly.
"Hinata!"
"I'm here in the arms of my beloved snuggle-kins." Hinata said all lovey dovey.
Naruto blushed.
"Snuggle kins?" Kakashi said from the jonin table.
"This fluff is gonna be the ddeath of me." Anko said.
"Temari!"
"Here lady Hokage."
"Oh look the whore is present." Matsuri said.
"Whore? Your the one who knows what Shikamaru tastes like." Temari retaliated.
"I do too."
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"Sai do you have to remind me?" Shikamaru said pinching his nose.
Inner Neji: Man that Sai is nasty! I bet he is one of those people who pee in the shower...
Inner Sakura: Yeah I'd hate to see his house.
Inner Neji: Bitch did I tell you to agree with me?
Inner Sakura: Well atleast a woman is talking to you. And I don't mean a thing like Sasunaru I mean a REAL woman.
Inner Neji: A real woman agreed with me you say? That's impossible because the only one that can hear me is you.
Inner Sakura: Typical Neji. You keep denying whats right in front of you. I guess it takes a Real man to see a real woman.
Inner Neji: A real man you say? I'll tell you what a real man is, Something you can't keep!
Inner Sakura:...
Inner Neji: I burned you again. (Burn x 19)
"Moegi!" Tsunade continued.
She was kissing Konohamaru.
"It warms my hear to see kids so young make out." Ghost jiraiya said.
"Dude...that is sick." Kiba commented.
"Neji!"
"I am here Lord Hokage."
Inner Neji: Ok let's be real. What was better? Who did it? or Who did it: Neji's log?
"Kiba!"
"Here."
"Kiba stop making out with your mother." Sasuke said.
"I'm not."
"But you want to..." Sasuke said grinning.
Kiba flushed as he felt embarrassed.
"Dickless-I mean Sasuke!"
Everyone laughed.
"Naruto!"
"DATTE-FUCKIN-BAYO!"
"Shikamaru!"
"ZZZZZZZZ..."
"Sleep already..." Temari said.
"Well maybe your just boring." Matsuri said.
"Shut up Matsuri. Your not even a popular character." Temari commented.
"Konohamaru!"
He was Kissing Moegi.
"It warms my hear to see kids so young make out." Ghost jiraiya said.
"Duuuuude. Thats not cool." Kiba said again.
"Rock Lee!"
"Yosh!"
"Chouji!"
He was eating.
"Shino!"
"Buzz."
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"Sorry."
"Gaara!"
He was staring at Lee intently.
Then he licked his lips.
Lee shivered.
"Kankurou!"
"My make up!"
"Shut up Kankurou. That was so 30 chapters ago." Temari commented.
"Ayame!"
"Hey Ayame is the only one without a secret." Naruto said.
"Maybe we will find out what it is later..." Kakashi said.
Ayame stayed silent.
"Matsuri!"
"Hai lady hokage!"
"Hanabi!"
She was also kissing Konohamaru.
"It warms my hear to see kids so young make out." Ghost jiraiya said.
"Dude. Thats it. I'm calling the cops." Kiba said.
"Sai!"
He smiled and raised his hand.
"Good." Tsunade said. "Now that we've established we're all here I would like to discussed our futures...in the next chapter. So make sure you review ok?"
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Inner Neji: Who the hell is she talking too?
"I wonder who she is speaking too." Neji said.
"Yes I do too." Sakura said.
Inner Neji: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT AGREEING WITH ME!
AN- I KNOW WHAT I SAID...BUT I JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN WRITING THIS STORY...PLEASE REVIEW! I ALSO TOOK OUT THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER IF I HAD THE CHARACTERS TALKING ABOUT THE MANGA RATHER THAN ME.