"Ok." Tsuade began."Now lets talk about the latest chapter of the Manga. What are your thoughts on this whole Ninja alliance vs the akatsuki thing?"
"I think the Akatsuki are going to lose yosh!"
"Only someone as gay as you would be that optimistic lee. Do you not realize that Kabuto bbrought back all of the past kages beside the hokages?" Sasuke asked.
"Do not insult me Sasuke...At least I still have a penis."
The room laughed.
Sasuke fumed
"He even brought back the original seven swordsmen of the mist." Tenten added.
"Did anyone else notice the way my snuggly wuggly was destroying the zetsu's?" Hinata asked all dreamy like.
"I swear one more nickname out of her and I'm doing something crazy." Sakura said.
Inner Neji: You mean like be useful (Burn x20).
Inner Sakura: Listen you no pupil having freak. Don't make me hurt your feelings.
Inner Neji: If you treat my feelings like an enemy shinobi during the chuunin exams then I have nothing to worry about.
Inner Sakura: Thats it. You lowly branch member. At least I dont have a curse seal on my forehead.
Inner Neji:...It's on bitch.
"Lets talk about the return of Madara Uchiha." Itachi said.
"I don't understand how he's alive. Then who the hell is behind that mask?" Ghost jiraiya said.
"It might be Izuna Uchiha. Or Orochimaru." Kakashi said.
"Who the hell is Izuna?"
"Madara's brother."
All eyes fell on tobi.
"...Tobi is a good boy?"
"What if Tobi is an actual person? What if Tobi is behind the mask and his last name is Uchiha?" Sasuke said glancing at the dead ninja.
"Why in the hell does Madara have the Sharingan, The Eternal mangekyou Sharingan AND the Rinnegan? It's like he found the cheat codes to Naruto shippudden. And if thats the case why didn't Nagato have the Sharingan first?" Kakashi asked.
All eyes fell on ghost deva path.
"I believe I know the answer." Sasunaru4evar said. "Kishimoto has been reading too much fanfiction."
"Matsuri get your hands off of shikamaru!" Temari screamed.
Gaara frowned. "Matsuuri I thought we had an agreement." started Gaara. "I stopped raping ass and you stopped seeing the shadow user. We even made love that time."
"I'm sorry gaa-kun but I don't know what you are talking about." Matsuri said confused.
"I'm afraid it wasn't matsuri you made love too."
The whole ballroom went wide eyed.
everything was quiet.
All heads turned to who spoke.
He was just smiling.
That creepy smile.
He also turned his head to who spoke.
"My my Lee-san. It appears I've inspired others." Sai said.
"Lee I can't believe you did that again!" Matsuri screamed.
"Sorry but if I can't have Neji-
Inner Neji: And you damn well can't
"then I'm taking what I can get it."
the whole ballroom was still quiet...
Nobody could believe lee did a sai.
oh well.
Until next time...
AN-NOT MUCH HERE...JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE NEW CHAPTER. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON IT ASWELL? PLZ REVIEW