"Whoa whoa whoa slow the hell down. So Madara behind the mask isn't THE Madara Uchiha because the Real Madara was brought back by Kabuto's Edo Tensei technique? The 5 kages are battling the REAL Madara? And Madara has the Sharingan, The Mangekyou Sharingan and the RINNEGAN? So who the hell is behind that mask?" Ghost Jiraiya asked.
"And Naruto, Bee, Kakashi and Gai are fighting the tailed beasts' Jinchuuriki and the fake Madara? AND ONE OF THE BEASTS IS NAMED GOKU!" Tsunade shouted.
"If there is someone named Goku running around the Naruto series than we all had better hope he is the good guy." Ghost Asuma said.
"Why? You think anyone named Goku is better than me? FUTURE HOKAGE OF KONOHA!" Naruto boldly exclaimed.
"Your arrogance knows no bonds Naruto-kun. Are you sure you're not Sasuke in henge?"
"HEY SCREW YOU NI-SAN! YOU BLIND ASSHOLE WITH LINES ON YOUR FACE!"
"I've heard of a warrior named Goku once." Itachi continued. "His story is one filled epic battles and monumental decisions. It is said that this Goku has saved the earth a plethora of times. Even the Universe. The most interesting thing though, is even though he saved the earth, he is not of the earth."
"Are you saying he is not human?" Shikamaru asked.
Itachi nodded.
"I daresay he would crush the Rikudo sennin in battle with ease."
The room gasped at this. Silence ensued for a while until-
"THAT'S BULLSHIT!"
"THAT'S TOTAL CRAP!"
"PRE-TIME SKIP SAKURA HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF BEATING MADARA AT HIS PRIME THAN ME BELIEVING YOUR STORY ITACHI!"
"NO ONE IS STRONGER THAN THE SAGE! HE CREATED JUTSU!"
"HOW COULD SOMEONE BE NOT HUMAN! I MEAN WHAT THE HELL ELSE IS THERE?"
"You could be Sakura."
"Oh yeah point taken."
Sakura shook with rage. How dare they speak about her like she wasn't here!
Neji smirked.
Inner Sakura: What the hell is your pupil-less girl looking ass smirking about?
Inner Neji: I thought of something extremely funny and could never happen in a million years.
Inner Sakura: Your chances with SasuNaru4eva?
Inner Neji: No. You being useful.
Inner Sakura: SHUT UP! THAT'S WHY YOU WILL NEVER HAVE SASUNARU4EVA!
Inner Neji: Shows what you know, I already had her...The chapter after Sasuke's penis was cut off."
Inner Sakura: LIES!
Inner Neji: Now why would I lie to a useless whore?
"I think the saddest thing was Chouji having to fight Asuma sensei again." Ino said looking at her childhood friend.
"Bah. SO what ? That's not even as big of a problem I have. If I make Shadow clones in fox mode than I will die. And all I use are Shadow clones."
Unfortunately all chouji heard was the word "Big" in Naruto's sentence. This meant that his next decison would probably be punching something for shouting.
"I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M BIG! IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY!" Shouting it is then.
"Oi you expect me to believe that...NOBODY RUNS IN YOUR FAMILY!" Naruto shouted back.
"Tenten could you be anymore obvious? Stop whoring over Neji." Lee said.
Of course tenten wasn't doing anything. Lee just was being a jerk.
"Listen here you gay pickle. Neji is not nor ever will be gay." Tenten declared.
Inner Neji: Well said Tenten...you might be getting 16 inches of Neji tonight...that's right people. It grew since last time.
Inner Sakura: Hey I think Lee is a good match for you pretty boy.
Inner Neji: Let me check my pants pockets...no...my bag...no...my kunai puch...no...Hey I can't seem to find my reason for giving a shit about what you think.
Inner Sakura: oooh Fiesty? Mad that you got dumped by Lee?
Inner Neji: Why don't you go back to having "INSEX" with Shino.
"So Ayame...how about hooking a handsome guy up with some Ramen?" Kiba said in his best seductive voice to Ayame.
"I didn't know Naruto-kun let's you call him that."
"What? I was talking about me."
"Oh..." SHe then fell on the floor laughing hysterically.
"Kiba maybe you should try a different approach."
"Is the great Sasuke Uchiha giving me advice?" Kiba said jokingly.
"Yes he is." Sasuke replied smugly.
"Well I don't think your advise is useful to me. I can't just look at a girl and make her fall head over heels for me like you can."
"Well you can take my advice or not. It's your choice."
"I think you should take it Kiba." Sakura added.
" Hold on, Let me check my pants pockets...no...my bag...no...my kunai puch...no...Hey I can't seem to find my reason for giving a shit about what you think." Kiba responded.
Sakura frowned.
Inner Neji: SEE! I TOLD YOU!
Inner Sakura: BITE ME!
Inner Neji: I wouldn't have you in my mouth even if you were my own teeth.
"Everyone I think we are missing something very important." Tsunade announced effectively quieting everyone .
She continued to speak.
"Who the hell is that behind the orange swirling mask?"
All heads turned to Tobi.
"Um...Tobi is a good boy?"
"Well there's only one way to find out." Said Naruto as he stood up and pushed his sleeve up. He then pointed at Tobi.
"GET HIM!"
The room eruupted in chaos...
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