The room erupted in chaos as everyone lunged at Tobi.
"AAHH! NO KILL ME!" Tobi shouted as he began to panic.
Sai was the first to reach him. He grabbed Tobi by the collar and yanked him off the ground.
"Tell us who you are or face the wrath of my Thousand years of penis no jutsu."
Tobi paled and warped out of sai's grasp dissapearing from the ball room altogether.
"Damn!" Naruto shouted as he ran up next to Sai.
"Hmm. He escaped the wrath of my thousand years of penis no jutsu." Sai muttered to himself.
"YOUR WHAT?" Unfortunately Naruto heard him.
Sakura kicked open the ballroom doors.
"Come on guys, we can still catch him!" She screamed.
"Yeah!"
"Let's get him!"
"Take off his mask!"
"Was Sakura actually useful?"
"EVERYONE STOP!"
Silence.
Not a sound was uttered after Ghost Jiraiya's outburst.
"Jiraiya what's gotten in to you?" Tsunade asked hesitantly.
"I may have an idea of who Tobi is."
The room gasped.
"Who tebayo?" Naruto asked in awe.
"I'm impressed with everyone's effort with chasing Tobi. Especially you Sakura."
Inner Neji: Aww look at you being useful.
Inner Sakura: Hey Can it, you branch member slave!
Inner Neji: Hey I'm trying to be nice. Usually you're about as useful as a handjob to a guy with no penis.
Everyone sat down.
"Now then." Jiraiya said as a giant chalk board appeared on stage.
He appeared in front of it with a peice of chalk.
"Now let's go over what we know. Tobi has a sharingan." Jiraiya drew a stick figure of tobi with one sharingan eye. Basically a circle with three dots in it. And one in the middle.
"He also had a Rinnegan." Sasuke said.
"Yes he does." Jiraiya agreed. He drew another eye with the rinnegan. Basically a circle with three smaller circles inside of each other.
"Now Tobi has claimed that he gave Nagato the Rinnegan when he basically man handled Konan."
Konan twitched.
"Let's assume this is true. Who else had a Rinnegan besides Nagato?" Jiraiya asked the ballroom.
"Tenten's Sluttiness!"
"Shut up Lee!"
"Madara Uchiha had a Rinnegan." Sasuke answered again.
"Alright Sasuke. We're on a roll." Jiraiya said. He began to scribble on the board.
"Teacher's pet."
The rest of the Table giggled at Naruto's comment.
"So since Madara has been revived Tobi is not Madara. Who else had a Rinnegan?"
"The Sage of Six paths." Itachi said.
"Are all Uchiha's suck ups?" Hinata asked annoyingly.
"Are all Hyuuga females weak?" Itachi stated Menacingly as he glared at Hinata with the Mangekyou activated.
Naruto glared in Hinata's defence but even he knew not to wrongfully pick a fight with Itachi.
"Ooooooh Hinata got bitched." SasuNaru said.
"Moving on." Jiraiya began. "The Rikudo Sennin did in fact have a Rinnegan. But since He used himself as a sacrifice for the Juubi and split the ten tailed beast into 9 different entities on his death bed , we know Tobi is not the Sage. So who else had the Sage's eyes?
Naruto's hand shot up.
"Kiba keeps kicking me!"
"I am Not! Your knee keeps running into my foot!"
"Tenten keeps kicking me aswell!"
"Lee I am not! Stop being a jealous moron!"
"ENOUGH!" Tsunade yelled hurling a table across the room.
"Stupid slut...You probably were born naked you slut..." Lee muttered.
Tenten's eye twitched.
"Ok...So who else had a Rinnegan? Nobody knows? Well Let me tell you. The Sage first born Son had a Rinnegan. In the legend The sage had two sons. One who inherited his eyes and one who inherited his body. We believe The Uchiha and the Senju came from the two sons. Anyway the sage's first born Son is the only other person who had a Rinnegan. So Tobi can only be one person."
"Voldemort?"
A chair flew across the room and Hit Naruto square in the face.
"Tobi must be the first son." Jiraiya finished.
The room gasped.
"But how can he live that long?" Neji asked.
"Kid you are talking to a ghost..."
"True..."
"Hey what were you drawing you baka?" Tsunade asked.
Jiraiya smiled and scratched his head. "I got a little side tracked."
He stepped out of the way and let his scribbles be seen.
It was a pair of sloppily drawn boobs.
Tsunade saw red.
"PERVERT!"
BAM!
AN- I HONESTLY THINK TOBI IS THE FIRST SON. I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA WHILE I WAS MESSAGING SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK. THE MESSAGE I SENT WAS A CONGRATULATIONS TO MY FRIEND FOR HAVING A BABY. SHE HAD A SON. IT WAS HER FIRST SON. ...FIRRST SON...AND THAT'S WHERE I GOT THE IDEA FROM LOL. IT MAKES SENSE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. WELL THATS MY OPINION ANYWAY. REVIEW AND PLEASE READ MY OTHER STORIES!