AN- SOOOOOOOOO DOES AN UNWORTHY AUTHOR SUCH AS MYSELF STILL HAVE FANS?
Bodies laid all through the ball room. Some semi conscious, others fully unconscious. Madara stood in the middle of the room with arms folded looking very satisfied.
"It seems that you youngsters have yet to learn of the power of the great uchiha Madara."
"Why'd you say your name backwards?"
"Shut up Naruto A better question would be why on earth would you name your son Boruto?" Sakura said picking herself off the floor, slightly injured from Madara's Susanoo rage.
"What the hell are you bitching about you pink bitch?" Hinata countered. "At least He's not taking care of another mans child."
"Guy what are you talking about? I don't have a son tebayo."
"Wait didn't Sakura mouth Chakra on Shino's bug penis?"
"I thought she wanted Sasuke?"
"Didn't she want Naruto at one point?"
Inner Neji: "These hoes ain't loyal."
Inner Sakura: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A HOE?!"
Inner Neji: "I actually called you more than just one."
"Wasn't she useful that one time?"
"No."
"Oh yea never mind that was on the video game."
Madara looked perplexed at how sudden everyone changed the topic in the ball room.
"You people are so strange." He said.
"Oi!" Jiraiya's ghost did not agree. "You turned into a woman with horns and potentially was from another world , you have had other people's eyes in your head and you placed your most diabolical plan on some kid you saved who only had one arm and leg. You have no room to talk."
"...At least I'm still alive."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...Too soon?"
"So Sasuke I heard you are going to have a child with Sakura and name it Sarada." Tenten said changing the topic.
"Where on earth did you hear that?" He asked. "If anything, Ill have a child with Karin and have Sakura raise it. I don't wanna stick my dick in that thing." He said pointing to Sakura's hips.
Meanwhile outside the hall was a strange and familiar figure looking inside the meeting from a grassy hill.
"Look at all those oblivious idiots. If only they knew what I had in store." The figure said as Chakra started to gather in his or her hand.
AN- this is really to see if anyone still reads my work. I know its been years but I'm still curious