"I still think someone new is coming."
"Ok Hinata. Do you know who it is?"
"No she doesn't dobe."
"Both of you shut it before you get Shinra tensei'ed."
Our loopers were currently on the Hokage monument.
"Well there is only one way to find out." said Sasuke.
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"It's been along time Sasuke."
"Itachi Uchiha."
"Itachi Uchiha?" Naruto said. He was standing in the hallway on the other side of Itachi.
Sasuke was standing in a hotel hallway glaring daggers at the rogue Uchiha.
"The sharingan, and he's similar to you. Who is he?" Said a shark like Humanoid type person Standing next to Itachi.
"He's my little brother."
"Brother?" Naruto said playing his part well.
Sasuke activated his Chidori.
"I'M NOT LITTLE!!!!!" He screamed as he started to rush at Itachi.
"Hold on a minute Sasuke." Itachi said.
"What?!" Sasuke said as he stopped.
"Tell me, Why do you wish to kill me?"
"CUZ YOU KILLED OUR ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY!!!!!!!!"
"Tell me Sasuke, Name someone else besides our parents and Shisui that I killed."
"........."
".........."
".........."
"Just as I thought......You don know your own aunts and Uncles and cousins."
"Honestly I can't even remember our dad's name."
"Stupid little brother."
Suddenly it hit Sasuke
"You're looping too?!"
"Maybe....."
"THAT'S WHY MY HAIR IS PINK!"
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Tsunade woke up this fine morning feeling younger than she let people believe she was. She had a great day yesterday and about 10 bottles of Sasuke.....I mean Sake. She even made bringing her 10 bottles of Sake a requirement for becoming a Jounin. So when she got out the bed and looked at the Hokage Monument and saw her face which had an arrow drawn on it pointing to her mouth from the bottom of the monument, she gasped. When she read the words on the bottom of the Arrow, her blood actually boiled. It read "INSERT PENIS HERE IF YOU'RE NAME IS JARAIYA, KAKASHI, GAI, AND TENTEN. Sakura Haruno wrote this."
"You're death will be slow my apprentice."
KNOCKKNOCK!
"If your one of the people on that list on my face then go the hell away!!!"
She heard no one move. She went over and opened the door.
"Tsunade-hime!!"
Thwack!
Jaraiya was sent through the wall already.
"LORD-YOUTHFUL-HOKAGE!"
Youthful Thwack!
Gai was sent through the wall next to the hole Jaraiya created.
"..........."
Thwack!
Kakashi was sent through the wall next to the hole Gai made.
"Gai-sensei!!"
"Why are you here lee?" Tsunade and Tenten said.
"YOSH! IF GAI-SENSEI CAN DO WHOEVER PUT THAT YOUTHFUL TASK UPON THE MONUMENT THEN SO CAN I! YOSH!!"
Even more Youthful Thwack!
Lee was sent through the wall above the hole Gai made.
"Glad thats over, now about our mis-"
Thwack!
Tenten was sent through the wall next to the hole Kakashi made.
"You never can be too sure."
Tsunade then glanced back at the moument.
"Now to find Sakura."
Two hours later Sakura was in the hospital with every bone in her body broken, some of her hair missing, scratches by her eyes, and a horrified facial expression. Somewhere in the distance you could hear booming laughter that sounded strangely like Naruto, Sasuke and Hinata. If you listened even more closely that laughter was followed by a voice shouting:
"SHINRA TENSEI!!"
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Two figures clad in black cloaks with red clouds on them were sitting in a restaurant in Konoha.
"Hey Kisame."
"Yes Itachi."
"I ordered you some fish sticks."
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"MY PARENTS WERE FISH!!!!"
"And now they're sticks."
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Deva path stared down Hinata standing protectively over Naruto's beaten body.
"I guess I'm being selfish, but I will not let you harm anyone who I love!"
Suddenly Hinata turned around and Jyuuken striked Naruto in his eye.
"AH! HINA-HIME!!??"
"I LOVE YOU PEIN!!"
"WTF!?" Naruto said.
"Thats what you get for what happened to me last time we looped this scene."
".........."
"........."
".........."
"..........."
"How dare you." Deva path said.
"How dare I what?" Hinata asked.
"You just destroyed all the Naru/Hina fans' hearts with that little outburt."
Hinata looked frightened.
"They know true pain now."
Deva lifted his arms and pointed his palms at Hinata.
"And so will you."
"Wait I-"
"CHIBAKU TENSEI!!!"
A great portion of the gound shot out of the earth carrying Hinata with it. It formed into a ball trapping Hinata on the inside. Then imploded with enough force for Sunagakure to feel the shockwaves.
Naruto lay stunned on the ground.
"Aren't you gonna go 8 tails?"
"Naw..........I don't wanna see my dad again."
"He might have Ramen."
"What kind of Ramen."
"The kind all dead Hokage's bring with them when they reappear in your mindscape."
"............"
"............."
Chakra exploded from Naruto all of a sudden.
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Please review. And thanks to the person that gave me the Idea for that last loop. Sorry if I kinda tweaked it a little.