Chapter 2: The Verdict Is In
Headline on Facebook News:
"Facebook Killer Is On The Loose!"
Comments section:
Rick Northam: What did this Chad Shevel say to The Facebook Killer that made FBK want to do him harm? Maybe he was talking shit. Maybe he deserved what was coming to him. Plus, why is he called the Facebook Killer when Chad is still alive?
Bonnie Johnson: What do you mean when you say that maybe Chad deserved what was coming to him? How can anybody justify doing something like that to somebody else just because you had an argument on Facebook? Plus, he is called the Facebook Killer because his username is FBK.
Rick Northam: Trust me, there are plenty of people that I've argued with on Facebook that deserve much worse things to happen to them than what happened to Chad. Believe me, if a Civil War starts in America, I might have to visit some of these fools myself.
Bonnie Johnson: Oh my Gawd! Are you kidding me. I'm going to report you to the Administration. You are probably FBK using a different screen name.
Rick Northam: Oh no! Karen wants to report me. You try to make me sound like the bad guy, but you liberals aren't willing to say that Amanda Bynum is guilty of causing a miscarriage. At least FBK is dealing with people that have already shown themselves to be a parasite like the socialists in this country.
Bonnie Johnson: I've watched the video of Amanda falling down the steps. It doesn't look like she did it on purpose. I understand that she wanted an abortion, but that doesn't automatically make her guilty of murder.
FBOOKK: Why is it that you marxists always want to kill babies? You want to take away our guns, our bibles, and our rights. You seem to care more about illegal aliens than you do for our veterans. What makes you think that you should be able to decide what life I should live?
Bonnie Johnson: Wow! Both of you are nuts! I never said anything about guns, bibles, or illegal aliens. All I did was ask Rick a question, and now you weirdos want to put all kinds of words in my mouth. Why do you always want to turn this into a political argument? I don't want to kill babies! I never said I wanted to kill babies! All I said was that I watched the video of her falling down the steps, and it didn't look like she did it on purpose. How do you get all that other stuff from that?
FBOOKK: She's guilty because she already said that she wanted an abortion! That is an admission of guilt.
Bonnie Johnson: No it isn't! She found out she was pregnant at five weeks. She said she would have gotten an abortion had she found out earlier. That isn't an admission of guilt. It's her body, it should be her decision. But, Trump had to convince the Supreme Court to rule in his favor. Once again, a man trying to control a woman's body. Besides, you guys only care about the baby when it's inside the womb, but after it's born you could care less.
Rick Northam: What are you going to do if she is found guilty? Are you guys planning on burning down your cities like you always do? You guys are the reason for why a Civil War needs to happen. When all else fails, punch them in the mouth!
FBOOKK: You guys always want to steal and burn down your cities. You guys always want everything for free while people like Rick and I support your socialist ass.
Bonnie Johnson: I just realized that I'm talking to an idiot that chose to make his username look like the lunatic that is out on the loose. I'm done talking to you!
FBOOKK: We are either going to have this conversation on Facebook, or we are going to have this conversation at your house. You choose.
Rick Northam: You better be careful FBOOKK. She already threatened to report me. I'm sure she is already doing the same thing to you.
FBOOKK: Is that true Bonnie? Are you reporting me to the Facebook police? Bonnie L Johnson, current resident at 2402 Riverbend St., mother of two children. Husband's name is Richard A Johnson. Seriously, who calls their child Dick A Johnson? And you had the nerve to call your son Dick A Johnson II.
Bonnie Johnson: You are sick. I'm not reporting you to the Facebook police. I'm reporting you to the actual police! Good Bye!
FBOOKK: Bye! We will finish having this conversation later!
Breaking News!
Police are on the hunt for The Facebook Killer. A woman by the name of Bonnie Johnson reported a strange conversation that she had with a Facebook member by the name of FBOOKK. Apparently, he had threatened her the same way that Chad Shevel, who is still in critical condition, was threatened just two days ago. Police have been guarding her house around the clock. They said that this guy could just be a copycat of FBK. Apparently, there have been many people complaining about similar threats in a post where their addresses have been posted on-line. With the fear of another Civil War happening in the United States, millions of people have deleted their facebook page in fear of someone getting revenge. Facebook Mark Zuckerberg said that he will be configuring an algorithm that will weed out such threats. At this time, the FBI is asking everyone to change their Facebook username so that people can't get ahold of their public profile information.
In other news, America still awaits a verdict for Amanda Bynum. The defense has rested their case, and now we are awaiting deliberations from the jury. If found guilty, Amanda could face life in prison. Protests have already broken out across the country. People on both sides have been squaring off in the streets. And now, with the Facebook Killer on the loose, several of the protesters are heavily armed.
Anthony Holmes was the FBI detective that was assigned to the case of The Facebook Killer. His buddies called him G.O.S.H, which stood for "Ghost Of Sherlock Holmes." Anthony was a second year agent, but he had a very keen eye when it came to understanding what made serial killers tick. He had profiled several other cases before becoming a detective. After reviewing the case, and studying the two different conversations, Anthony had determined that FBK and FBOOKK were in fact the same person of interest.
Despite the fact that FBK had deleted his profile account, the FBI was able to trace his PCI to a location in New York. The FBI sent out a SWAT team to surround his house. They were ordered to stand down until Anthony could get there. One of the SWAT team members looked through the window. He could see that the television was set on the FOX News Channel. The Headline read, "Jury Will Adjourn Until Tomorrow Morning For Verdict of Amanda Bynum Trial." The SWAT team member could also see someone leaning back in a rocking chair.
He got on his CB radio. "Hey. I can see the guy sitting in a rocking chair. It looks like he might be asleep. I say we go in now. Screw waiting for Sherlock Holmes or whatever the FBI agent's name is."
Anthony was listening on the radio as his helicopter got closer to the scene. "You will stand down! This guy is very calculating. He isn't just your average angry redneck. This guy has had military training. Stand down until I get there. We are only about five minutes away."
The SWAT agent was getting impatient. He couldn't stand the fact that the FBI was going to claim the capture of this so-called Facebook Killer. "You know what? Screw this! I'm going in! Let's go!" He yelled out as he busted through the window.
He landed onto the floor, and then drew his gun. But, there wasn't anyone sitting in the rocking chair. It was a prop set up by the suspect. The SWAT team member noticed that the rocking chair had a string attached to the front door which was causing the rocking chair to lean back. Suddenly, other SWAT team members started pounding on the door, trying to bust it in. The SWAT team member that was in the house realized that once the door was kicked open, it would release the rocking chair, which had a detonator strapped to the swivel leg.
THUD! THUD! The SWAT team continued trying to break through.
"Wait! Stop!"
But it was too late. The SWAT team managed to burst through the door causing the rocking chair to rock forward, and then allowing it to detonate.
BOOOOOOOOOM! The entire house blew up.
The explosion was so large that it caused a shift in the helicopter as Anthony was coming in for a landing. Everyone within twenty feet of the house had been killed by the blast.
Meanwhile, there was a knock on the door at the hotel room in which Amanda Bynum and her two defense attorney's were staying the night. One of the attorney's looked through the peephole. He noticed it was a new security guard. The attorney also noticed that the security guard had a rolling cart with a food tray.
"Finally, some food!" The attorney exclaimed.
The other attorney thought that was odd. He stopped the other attorney from answering the door. "Wait! Why would the security guard be bringing us food? We didn't order anything, did we?"
"Hey! Maybe someone made a mistake. Error in our favor, collect a free BLT and a fruit cup."
"Well, at least ask to see his credentials through the peephole. I'm going to make a call downstairs to see what's going on."
The attorney yelled through the door. Hey! We need to see your badge!"
The security guard stepped back too far, and the attorney wasn't able to see his ID. "You have to step closer! I can't see that far away!"
The security guard stepped up as close as he could to the door.
Suddenly,
BLAM! The back of the attorney's head exploded after the security guard shot through the peephole.
BLAM! BLAM! The security guard shot the door locks.
BAM! He kicked the door wide open.
The other attorney tried dialing 9 1 1.
BLAM! One shot blew the phone out of his hand.
BLAM! The next shot hit the attorney in the shoulder.
Amanda screamed. The security guard quickly ran up to Amanda, and then knocked her out with the butt of his gun. He looked over to the defense attorney with malice in his eyes.
He walked up to him, pointing his gun towards his head. "How could you defend this BABY KILLER! I hope it was worth it because this is the last breath you will ever take.
BLAM!
Amanda regained consciousness, and then tried running for the door.
BLAM! A shot to her back shoulder caused her to fall to the ground face forward.
The security guard walked up to her, and then turned her over on her back. "Where do you think you are going, BABY KILLER!" He yelled as he dragged her back into the room.
She looked up at him. She could see that he was an older man, possibly closing in on seventy years old. He was still very strong for his age.
"Why are you doing this to me?" She begged.
"You commie bastards always want to ask me that! Always wanting something for free! My information isn't free! It costs me ten dollars a bullet!" He exclaimed. "Now. You are going to tell me the truth." He demanded as he reloaded his gun. "You are going to tell me that you fell down the stairs on purpose so that you could kill your unborn child!" He proclaimed as he pointed the gun at her head. "Tell me! TELL ME!"
Amanda was so frightened by the lunatic that she had a heart attack.
"You're fucking kidding me!" He said as her mouth started foaming over. "You can't die until you tell me the truth!" He declared as he tried to pump her chest to keep her heart beating.
But, it wasn't working. She was dead. The security guard stood up, and then walked out the door. As he walked down the hallway he stepped over the dead body of the security guard that was originally hired to guard the hotel room door that night. It wasn't until the 5am morning security guard reported for duty that the bodies were finally discovered.
"Breaking News!"
"The jury was told to go home as the body of Amanda Bynum was discovered dead this morning in her hotel room. Also found dead were her two defense attorneys and the night shift security guard. Police are saying that the explosion that killed twenty-four SWAT team members, and the hotel murders, were both coordinated by the same man, who is now infamously known as The Facebook Killer.
