"CHA!" 16 year old Sakura and 116 year old CHiyo were fighting against Sasori of the red sand.
"CHa!" Sakura said as she bashed Sasori's face in.
Littled did SAkura and Chiyo that Naruto and Sasuke (both 16) were watching the fight from the sidelines.
"I don't believe it." said Naruto
"Sakura's actually owning Sasori." Sasuke added.
"Why did it take so long for her to be badass? I mean this is like shippuden episode 40 or somethin? Thatys like over 200 episodes after the fox was sealed inside of me!" Naruto added.
"I know..... I can't believe it my self."
suddenly Deva path appeared by Naruto and Sasuke.
"I guess everybody gets a chance to show out." Deva said.
"Yea." added Sasuke. "Everybody gets one."
"Except Sasori....he dies." Naruto said.
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Naruto and Sasuke training in the training area (currently both 12 years old)
"Sasuke when did this happen?"
"I remember this vaguely."
Suddenly they heard a scream that sounded alot like....
"Hinata!!" Naruto and Sasuke said.
"......."
"......."
"How do you know what she screams like Sasuke?"
"U-um N-no reason...."
"..........Did you smash her Sasuke?"
"OF COURSE NOT!!!!..................she smashed me."
"!!!!!!!!! SHE SMASHED MY HOMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"whoa Take it easy Naruto. We have to find her."
With that said they both leapt off after her voice.
Hinata was tied up in a sack , thrown over the shoulder of a mysterious person wearing all black. Black anbu long sleeve shirt, black Anbu pants black shinobi sandals....black mask that cover the whole face except for tiny slits for eyes.
"LEMME OUT!!!"
I know many of you are wondering why Hinata can't just break out......truth be told.......she has a phobia of sacks.
Ever since that Kumo ninja thing..... she hasn't been the same.
Naruto and Sasuke came to a stop in a clearing in a wooded area near Konoha.
"It's seems too quiet." Naruto said
"Then shut up dobe."
"........bitch."
Suddenly a figure appeared above them with a sword ready to slash them in one swing. Naruto and Sasuke dodged by separating. The figure landed in between them.
"WHO ARE YOU!!" Naruto shouted.
The figure rose its masked face and looked at Naruto.
"I am everything yet nothing."
"Stop talking in metaphors!!" Naruto said as he dashed at the figure clad in all black. He punched at the figure's face but the masked person ducked and flipped Naruto over. Naruto landed by Sasuke.
"Dobe, WHat the hell?"
"Shut it teme." Naruto said as he stood up.
"Alright I'll find out who you are." said Sasuke activating his Sharingan.
"!!!!!!!!AARARGH!!!!!!"
Sasuke clutched his head in pain and fell on his knees. He then vomitted and began shivering all over.
"WHoa.....What did you see?" Naruto asked.
"Genjutsu...(pant) I hope. (pant) I-it was Chouji naked (pant) with Gai (pant) also Naked..(pant) and Tsunade without her genjutsu to change her appearance........naked(pant)(pant)
"Really? I wanna see." Naruto said closing his eyes
"NO NARUTO DON'T NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" But it was too late for Sasuke.
Naruto went into Sage mode and opened his sage mode eyes to look at the mystery person.
"!!!!!!!"
Naruto vomitted and fell on his knees
The Kyuubi inside of Naruto vomitted.
Somewhere at the bottom of the a large body of water in Amegakure Jaraiya's body vomitted.
Inside the sack Hinata vomitted......ew.
"O-oh man..."
The masked person spoke. "If you wish to save your friend. you will do as I say and you will act accordingly during these loops."
"So you're controlling them?" asked Sasuke recovering and deactivating his Sharingan.
"No But I just like order."
"Where's Hinata?" Naruto asked. His eyes were red with black slits and the whisker marks were black now.
The masked person snapped it's fingers and a sack appeared over it's shoulders.
"HELP ME!! NARUTO-KUN!" Hinata asked from inside the sack.
"HINATA!!! answer me this. Did you smash Sasuke?"
"That doesn't mat-"
"DID YOU. SMASH. MY HOMIE."
"........Hai."
"WHY!!?!?!!"
"I-I'm sorry I-it was when he was evil!!! I was weak....He led me on!!"
"Dobe we can talk about this later."
"You will act accordingly in the loops... or its her head."
"LET HER GO!!" Naruto said.
The figure sunk into a portal that appeared under it's feet.
"OH NO I'M COMING WIT YOU!!!" Naruto sad as he ran and jumped in the portal.
"Might as well come to." Sasuke said as he ran in the portal
WHATS BEHIND THAT PORTAL? WILL SAKURA GET BASHED? WILL HINATA BE ALRIGHT? WHY DID SHE SMASH THE HOMIE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED ......NEXT TIME.......review please
On another note. On the latest manga chapter(492) Evil naruto appeared!!!!! WHOAA!!!! APPARENTLY KISHIMOTO'S BEEN ON THIS WEBSITE LOOKIN FOR IDEAS..!!! LMAO