Birthday surprise luann snaps, a loud house fanfic

And from now on and every other story I'm going to prefer to Jonathan storm the human torch as I because he is supposed to be me and whoever reads the story that way whoever reads the story is the human torchYeah I'm the third person to remake thisBy the way I have two more stories to post before I start linking all of them together so from now on All of my stories besides the virus will be in the same continuity besides if you wanna offs that I decide to make but I will address them by giving them a different earthly number OK so there is this fanfiction on this website called the loud house Chronicles I would read those first before you read my story just fourth through the chapters till you see one called birthday surprise which is one that my story is based off of credit goes to the original author I just thought remaking the style would be fun and putting my own twist on it you'll see what I mean. it turns out loud House Chronicles did not make birthday surprise two birthday surprise to was made by November 25 now it's also available on this website and i'm the third guy to remake it lol and from now on in every story I will be calling my fan made version of the human torch I since I am supposed to be him ok

luanne was agitated more than normal she was talking to her ventriloquist dummy Mr. coconuts.

mr. CA saw this prank Paulette school and I'm really itching to get back in the April fools spirit Luanne said.

luanne doing A high-pitched voice coming from the dummies mouth said I can help you with that how about you prank your brother heck your entire family The ventriloquist dummy said.

even I was listening in on Luanne oh if it isn't my nosy brother Jonathan Storm the human torch Oh come on that's not fair I was just trying to get to the bathroom I said. One has eaten 20 spicy meatball subs you know she'll run to that I heard the door to the bathroom close dang it I said.

Lana where is the bucket I asked?.

Lynn ran to the bathroom again didn't she Lana said yep please just give it to me I said.

OK she agreed handing me the bucket my business was over with.

Lincoln was born on April 2 so he goes through hell right before his birthday.

knowing Luanne will make jokes and traps Lincoln tried to stop All of them. He ended up with a fridge on top of him he had brain damage and was paralyzed from the waist down but that was a long time ago about five years ago Lisa and the doctor connected machine that me and her siblings help her make

I fixed all of Lincolns brain damage in about a year later she made a machine that can repair the damaged Done to his spine.

and why haven't we aged you can blame that on Lisa she was making a machine exploded consuming the talons of Royalwoods Westchester in New York so every superhero along with the loud family and their friends will never age and actually age us down a little bit back to before the fridge accident so yeah.

don't worry it did not reverse all the work we did to fix Lincoln.

A year later OK so the effects of the ray have worn off it didn't rapidly make our age catch up to what it was supposed to be but we age normally again.

luanne was telling jokes end it was annoying me Luna and Lincoln were standing in the living room.

if I hear one more joke I'm going to scream Luna said. ditto I said.

Lincoln said triple. Luanne then popped up

What's it called when a cat kill someone she asked me Lincoln and Luna shrugged parrrder no response oh did you guys already hear that one Luanne ask.

Lincoln snapped no your jokes are not funny think about how many times they made us laugh Luanne talkback drawing a blank that's what I mean they make us get aggravated the even put a smile on her face your ventriloquism act is mediocre at best your pranks are dangerous and life-threatening Hell you re-wired a hotel rigged it and to do various things the worst thing you did was to Lana you filled a room with pies that she was allergic to that could've killed her.

and when Lisa's bed flipped she could've been stuck in there for who knows how long if that didn't get her out she would've suffocated.

you made Lynn get attacked by a monkey in a diaper OK the diaper was kind of funny

But she got attacked mom got buried under piles of clothing and what happens if Lucy swallowed the bleach

and last but not least you get booed off the stage 40% of the time an open mic night. Lincoln finally finished his rant.

like you could tell a better joke than me luanne said coldly

Lincoln shrugged probably Lincoln sad.

go ahead try funny boy Luanne snarled

Lincoln said what's the difference between a jailer and a jeweler.

The three of us shrugged.

One sells watches why the other watches cells me and Luna burst out laughing.

luanne had the force a frown on her face wasn't that funny she said.

I said well Lincoln's joke made us laugh.

be honest Jonathan do you think I'm Bad at comedy luanne ask. yeah I actually do I answered. and do you agree with hem luna yeah sis I'm sorry you need to find something you're better at like baking or music Luna said. oh OK Luanne said.

she walked off casually oh I see all hell breaking loose Luna said yeah me too I said.

Luanne was in her bed with Mr. coconuts telling him about Lincoln's little session about how she was unfunny how dare that little prick insult you into a larger extant me The dummy said.

OK one don't call my brother prick to go on the dummy interrupted Luanne just Drew blank.

OK well the little troublemakers 12th birthday is coming up we're actually not celebrating it on the second we're celebrating it on the 14th since everyone was busy till then luann was confused hearing the dummy say that wait I didn't know that.

and I make you talk so if I didn't know that and you said that yes the dummy interrupt it again. You you Luanne stammered in fear .

thanks to your little eight-year-old sister i'm a real boy mr. coconuts then begin chanting in Latin luanne passed out when she woke up she was stuffed into a box she looked down and realized she was in the body of her ventriloquist dummy.

it's not like she could scream though her mouth was taped shut.

The box then opened Luanne was staring back at her self nice thing she knew she was slammed against the wall oh boy I've been stuck in that ventriloquism five for years about two years after you got me your sister took me in the middle of the night to do some rituals and now we're here Luanne and I can get away with a evil crime I want I laid dormant for years inside of this stupid ventriloquist dummy and you know why I didn't kill you and your entire family sooner because I like you I thought your jokes were hilarious but then you threw me in the trash The dummy in Luanne's body said.

what Luanne said that never happened oh when you decided not to go to the open mic night at the turtle portal I was going through a crisis of faith then you're still response and you replace me with your baby sister and you were debating getting a new ventriloquist dummy and replacing me with it The dummy screamed.

luanne looked at a box that Mr. coconuts in her body hadn't noticed yet what are you looking at The dummy reach down and grab the box I knew it he said.

you did replace me that was for a little kids birthday parties you were one of my prize possessions I didn't want one of the five year olds to tear you to pieces luanne in the dummies body pleated

I was walking by and entered the room Luanne why do you have your dummy pinned up against the wall and were you interrogating it I questioned.

luanne then grabbed a knife wow we don't need violence I said what we don't need is mutants luann said before lunging at me I kicked it out of her hand painting her to the ground what's gotten into you I questioned.

you could say I'm no longer a dummy Luanne began to laugh maniacally what I said. None of us ever called you stupid Mr. coconuts then broke free from the wall and started walking towards me OK what the fuck is happening I questioned.

That's not me Mr. coconut said wait what Luanne whatin the hell but just what is all the words that can escape my mouth. you never saw anything Mr. coconuts in Luanne's body then stab the dummy several times before slicing it in the pieces and then throwing it in a wood chipper luanne no I screamed.

mr. coconuts then pour one of those things you see in those men in black movies wiping my memory of the last few seconds what why am I on the second floor I was just in the living room I said.

luanne why is there a knife on the ground and why is Mr. coconuts in a wood chipper and why are you holding my arm backwards I questioned. Oh we were wrestling and I got your pinned against the wall and I won

well can you let me go now I said basically demanding. sorry bro luanne said.

while Luanne spirit flying in the air was trying to get my attention that's not me the ghost said.

I OK from now on I'm calling Mr. coconuts in Luanne's body Luanne so I'm calling Mr. coconuts Luanne OK good all right back to the story.

luanne began writing in her joke book about what she was going to do for Lincoln's birthday her lip curled up into an evil smile well I know one thing siblings are good for later that night Luanne snuck into the rooms stealing as much money as she could totally up to 2000.69 that's not counting the money she saved up which is 725.45.

now how am I going to get it to the house much less into the house without being seen.

luanne then had an idea the next day.

April 10 2023

today's the day what are you talking about Lenny we're celebrating Lincoln's birthday on the 14th oh I'm not talking about that Lenny said i'm talking about the day we all got age back down from Lisa's machine going haywire I mean a half of us would be drinking age. Lenny said I thought about it she's right we got aged back down to the ages we were in 2016 I said.

lor was just happy it reached the city so Bobby and the rest of Ronnie Anne's family also get affected by the ray.

luanne said that she was going to walk to school link and then said we're sure going to miss your jokes in a sarcastic tone which made Luanne rage. She shook her fist at him just where he could not see her.

luanne played hooky and went to the hardware store fannies prank Emporium and a few other places to get the supplies she needed.

she went to the hardware store getting stuff to mimic a small toy race car track.

she also grabbed a water hose and flamethrower. She then went to fannies prank Emporium where she gets everything that she needs for big April fools days and sometimes props for birthday parties Little did she know I was following her around why was I not at The Royal Woods high school I'm a superhero and the Xavier institute teaches us everything we need alongside how to use our powers.

she grabbed joker brand laughing gas which was highly illegal and toxic but she had the last few pallets of it shipped turn off shore warehouse she told me in Lincoln that the scare us and it did I didn't believe it till I was snooping around following her it reminds me of that one recommission that I had I had to pretend to be a girl to influence this guy to give up information it worked and me and the X-Men agreed to never speak of it again gambit will constantly bring it up as a joke I did it because no one else will take the job gambit yeah but you still hooked up with because I had to I had no other choice I was the only member on call that day Professor X even said he wanted an actual girl to do the mission I shouted in frustration flashback over.

I was caught off guard when I heard Luanne shout hey big bro before pushing me up against the tree what are you doing here luann basically demanded. none of your damn business I shouted back

I am the only one in this family who goes to fannies prank emporium she said.

what's the death trap for our little brother I demanded kicking her in the stomach. Well I got a secret To reveal to you you're not talking to luan loud you're talking to Mr. coconut's oh real funny I said sarcastically. She used to make me talk for her stupid jokes for years I was a spirit possessing that body now I have a human host why do you think I could randomly move my head when luanne isn't around I don't know I thought it was a sign of old age I retarded. I blacked out I woke Up at home hey guys I had a weird dream I said.

my sisters all except Luanne came running to me even though you're a superhero doesn't mean we won't show you love like we do Lincoln when he has a bad dream no this happened this was weird I don't know how to explain it luann walked over explain what brother maybe it was just a dream never mind I said.

most of them left i motioned for Luna and Lynn to stay they sat down on the couch with me we have our suspicions to they said. Luanne they made air quotes as they said it is planning a birthday surprise for Lincoln which is tomorrow me you Lynn and a squad of superheroes and mom and dad are going to stay up to catch Luanne in the act they said. Lincoln then motioned for the three of us to come upstairs Lincoln said I have something to tell you we were quickly interrupted by Lana saying that she had finished moving her animals into the attic where her and Luna were staying I glanced at Luna OK five nights ago Lana said that she was tired of sleeping with Lola because Lola had about 1000 alarms going off at once it that way she won't be late for a pageant. Luna said I'm tired of getting my hand put in a hot water while sleeping Lana then had a lightbulb go off in her brain remember that time everyone switched roommates Luna then remembered yeah we got paired up and it went greatly how about me and you move into the attic that's what I was thinking Lana said great Luna said. Back to and now can you stop looking at me confused Luna ask politely. we did

OK now for what I need to tell you I was snooping around Luanne's room fade into the flashback I was snooping around Luanne's room four any hint to see if Luanne's present was going to be nice or just a prank waiting to happen.

The first thing i found was a video

Lincoln proceeded to pull out his phone what played terrify the now four of us considering Lana walked into the room.

hello brother Luanne said well you're not related to me you're related to your poor sister Luanne who is now in a wood chipper but you're standing right there I bet that's what you'll say but I am not luan loud I I am Mr. coconuts in her body i've taken over baby gave a cackle you might think this is just a practical joke since you're dumb sister has told so many it's hard to tell when she's joking or just really trying to have a conversation with you that doesn't matter she was insane but I am going to make her look like the picture of mental health purest picture you can find. He stop faking Luanns and voice to prove that it was really him I let her control me for years and years until today I took hold and gave her my body which is nothing compared to her she than show the severed head of Mr. coconuts with the eyes rolled back in the mouth glued shut.

this is all I could save of your poor defenseless dead sister you should've heard her scream And plead beg and cry and call out for anyone that would save that dummy from that wood chipper but no one cared because they finally thought her comedy act is done.

i'll give you a clue sketchbook. The video ended

Lana now in my arms crying in complete fear and sadness Even Lynn was shook Luna and Lincoln gave each other glances with me also glancing at them.

No one's gonna believe this video Lynn said it still shaking from what she watched.

hello I can literally catch myself on fire I'm on a superhero team stuff like this happens all the time heck what are the villains is literally called puppet master he controls puppets I said.

OK point is I'm saying if I can have fire powers that also allow me to fly there is a pretty good chance that people will believe in a haunted dummy I said.

Lynn and Luna were about to leave.

wait I also saw her comedy sketch book Lincoln opened up the Photos app on his phone what we saw terrified us first he would have a spring loaded boxing glove powered by a piston pound his crotch three times with a joke saying well I guess mom and dad aren't having grand kids next the revere bunch of spring loaded boxing gloves punching him in all sides of his head and then he would be teased if you lost consciousness then he will get struck in the back face stomach and crotch with a baseball bat with a note saying how far is being paralyzed again you little prick then he will get sprayed with a highly corrosive acid The next part of the trap involve me I was handcuffed to the flamethrower in my flame form Luanne had a gun to genes head in the picture that way I'll be forced to do it Lincoln then questioned what's that thing around Jean Neck my eyes widened how did she get those I exclaimed what is it a color that deactivates are powers tell their took it off I said.

then he would get sprayed with a high power hose then he would fall backwards from the slippery soap she would've put on the floor then he would fall on the race car track he what then get launched Head first into a guillotine if you manage to escape that she put a trip wire that would send them careening into an iron maiden

that would impale and crush his entire body. that's messed up that is fucking messed up Luanne then appeared on the iPhone saying this this phone whale self destruct Lynn was holding it though it to me I said.

it blew up blowing A hole in the wall.

Two hours later

mom dad me and Lincoln have to talk to you about something Luanne her gift air quotes isn't a gift it's a prank a death trap we would show you pictures but Lincolns phone self-destructed.

they were speechless

we hope it's just a joke but I have agreed along with Lincoln sisters to stay up and wait wait for Luanne to come.

but she's fast we need someone who can actually take her down long enough for me to knock her out do you mind staying up with us nope they replied in unison will stay up .

Wakey wakey Lincoln oh my hed Lincoln muttered.

his eyes widened after he realize who had him luanne he said.

he cursed his parents and me and the X-Men last trust them for anything I presume you're talking about mom and dad and I was one of the superheroes she said.

they did try to stop me but I got them all with a needle of anesthesia well all but two of them two lights flickered on. Lincoln then saw me and Jean tied up but that's not all the show continues Luanne says.

I have one more surprise for you Luanne grab the wagon kicking it over tell him with her foot. just one of your dumb mask Lincoln look closer his eyes went wide.

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Lincoln stammered that can't be Clyde that's not all Luanne said checking a canister of something over to Lincoln he picked it up it was another mask no no no no no no no no you're a monster that can't be Page Lincoln stammered. Yeah your two friends your best friend and your girlfriend. They wouldn't miss your party for nothing Luanne said in a psychotic tone

she then pushed one more thing towards him it was Clyde and Paige with bag over their heads . you are a monster Lincoln says.

Paige Clyde times a week up Luanne says.

they both screamed from amount of pain they were in Luanne then pull the bags off of their faces and let's see what great work Dr. Lowery has done on your girlfriend in your wuss of a friend luanne says psychotically.

Lincoln almost vomited Luanne had Removed all their skin on their head say for the eyelids along with the ears nose and their mouths were being held shut by Barbwire.

hey Luanne what do you want you little prick luanne questioned Lincoln walking closer to him.

Did you taking accountability my strength Oh please what strength do you have I'm about to show you before Luanne could even blank Lincoln busted free of the chair he's picked it up throwing it luanne dodged it grabbing a mallet OK won the clown costume is creepy and too you look like Harley Quinn Lincoln shouts.

The anesthetics started to wear off on me when I woke up I was chained to the water heater.

luanne you can't kill him with that mallet you got a kill him with a spear first and then bring him back with one of Lisa's machines I said lifting my eyebrow to Signal tell Lincoln that I was still on his side I was playing a charade.

well that joker toxin I put in you working its job luanne was very ignorant not knowing that any tocsin in my body is immediately burnt out because my cells along with every other part of my body is way hotter than a normal humans so I'm basically immune to any toxin any poisonous gas anything poisonous carbon dioxide poisoning smoke no I create smoke because human torch but you get my point I said to myself.

Yeah I'm ready to kill him I said to Luanne now can you please unchain me from the water heater Mr. coconuts in luanne's body agreed . The minute she unchained me I said sucker.

Punching her right in the face you wouldn't hate your little sister would you I thought you were a better big brother than that luann said to me as far as I'm concerned luann we are not brother and sister anymore I said. You were never my sister to begin with I'm not related to you I'm not your brother and especially not now I said kicking her in the stomach.

OK so there is this fanfiction on this website called the loud house Chronicles I would read those first before you read my story just fourth through the chapters till you see one called birthday surprise which is one that my story is based off of credit goes to the original author I just thought remaking the style would be fun and putting my own twist on it you'll see what I mean. it turns out loud House Chronicles did not make birthday surprise two birthday surprise to was made by November 25 now it's also available on this website and i'm the third guy to remake it lol and from now on in every story I will be calling my fan made version of the human torch I since I am supposed to be him ok

luanne was agitated more than normal she was talking to her ventriloquist dummy Mr. coconuts.

mr. CA saw this prank Paulette school and I'm really itching to get back in the April fools spirit Luanne said.

luanne doing A high-pitched voice coming from the dummies mouth said I can help you with that how about you prank your brother heck your entire family The ventriloquist dummy said.

Lana where is the bucket I asked?.

Lynn ran to the bathroom again didn't she Lana said yep please just give it to me I said.

OK she agreed handing me the bucket my business was over with.

Lincoln was born on April 2 so he goes through hell right before his birthday.

I fixed all of Lincolns brain damage in about a year later she made a machine that can repair is damaged Done to his spine.

don't worry it did not reverse all the work we did to fix Lincoln.

A year later OK so the effects of the ray have worn off it didn't rapidly make our age catch up to what it was supposed to be but we age normally again.

luanne was telling jokes end it was annoying me Luna and Lincoln were standing in the living room.

if I hear one more joke I'm going to scream Luna said. ditto I said.

Lincoln said triple. Luanne then popped up

What's it called when a cat kill someone she asked me Lincoln and Luna shrugged parrrder no response oh did you guys already hear that one Luanne ask.

Lincoln snapped no your jokes are not funny think about how many times they made us laugh Luanne talkback drawing a blank that's what I mean they make us get aggravated the even put a smile on her face your ventriloquism act is mediocre at best your pranks are dangerous and life-threatening How you write it on a hotel rigged it and the worst thing you did was to Lana you filled a room with pies that she was allergic to that could've killed her.

and when Lisa's bed flipped she could've been stuck in there for who knows how long if that didn't get her out she would've suffocated.

you made Lynn get attacked by a monkey in a diaper OK the diaper was kind of funny

But she got attacked mom got buried under piles of clothing and what happens if Lucy inhale the bleach