Our heroes emerged from the well in to a wold where they slowly began to loose their minds. Lets take it from the beginning.

Itachi, Naruto and Sasuke climbed out the well.

"What is this place?" Naruto said.

They were in the middle of a city. Giant buildings everywhere and Cars everywhere. Of course they didn't know what a car was mind you.

"It looks like a bad fanfic." Itachi said.

"Your mother was a bad fanfic." Naruto said.

Sasuke glared at Naruto.

"She was Sasuke, he's right." Itachi said.

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"IT HELPS ME SMOKE!"

They heard someone yell this. They all turned to find ANOTHER Naruto yelling at Konohamaru.

"WHAT THE FUCK! THAT'S ME!" Naruto said.

"I think I know where we are." Said Itachi.

"Where?" Sasuke asked.

"We are in the world of Abridged series."

"And how the hell do you know that?" Said Sasuke again.

"CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!" Someone yelled.

"Does that prove my point?" Itachi asked.

"Damnit we have to find Hinata!" Naruto yelled getting angry.

"Hey Sasuke!" They heard a feminie voice call out t Sasuke.

"Well look it's abridged Sakura, which is clearly a guy not even trying to sound girly.

"Hey...Sakura?" Sasuke said unsurely.

"Where have you been at?" Abridged Sakura said.

".......Do you have a man stuck in your throat?" Naruto asked.

"NO! WHAT KIND OF KUNOICHI GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM?"

".....The kind with a man inside of their throat."

Naruto's face then met the ground.

"Smooth Naruto." Itachi commented.

It was at that point that Abridged Sakura noticed Itachi.

"WAAH OMIKAMI SASUKE WATCH OUT! IT'S YOUR BROTHER!" Abridged Sakura shouted tackling Sasuke to the ground.

"Hey! get off you fanwhore!" Sasuke said from the ground.

"Smooth Sasuke." Itachi commented.

Sasuke violently kicked Sakura off of him and stood up.

"Let's hurry before someone else weird shows up.

"HEY SASUKE!"

"Son of a fuckbitch...."

All heads turned to the voice who said this.

"Looks it's abridged Naruto. I wonder which abridged Naruto it actually is." Itachi said.

Both Narutos locked eyes.

"HOLY SHIIIIT! IT'S ANOTHER ME! THAT MEANS DOUBLE THE CIGARETTES!"

Itachi sighed. "LittleKuribohs...."

Naruto twitched. "Isn't this Naruto gay?"

Sasuke twitched "Oh my kami no..."

Abridged Naruto looked at Sasuke

"SASUKEE! GIMME SOME NINJA SUGAR, YOU SEXY MOFO!" Abridged Naruto said running after Sasuke.

"AHAHAH!" Itachi was lmao-ing on the ground .....in his nice Akatsuki cloak.

It was then Abridged Naruto caught sight of Itachi.

"HOLY NINJA SHIIT! IT'S THAT OTHER SEXY ASS UCHIHA NINJA, ITACHI!"

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"What I wouldn't give to be that cloak."

Itachi performed a couple of handsigns.

"FAG REPELLENT JUTSU!" He shouted as he shot multiple fireballs at Abridged Naruto.

"AAAH! IT BURNS! IT'S LIKE CIGARETTE'S ON THE OUTSIDE!

"Quick run away!" Sasuke said as the three original characters shushined out of there.

"Did we lose him?"

"Yes Sasuke...so stop asking that." Naruto said.

"We need to find a way out of this place before someone else shows up.

"You know everytime you say that Sasuke.......someone else shows up." Naruto said.

"Like who-"

"well, well ,well, if it isn't Naruto, Sasuke and bigger Sasuke."

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"Itachi please tell me we didn't run into Abridged Gai of all people." Sasuke said.

"Okay...I won't tell you."

"Which one is he?" Naruto asked

"...I'm not sure....they are all crazy."

"Well What is a Missing ninja like Bigger Sasuke doing here?"

"Um......Youth.....ful...ing?"

Naruto face palmed.

............................................All hell would break loose