"Where in the hell are we now?"
"Shut up dobe. I'm trying to figure out where in the hell we are now."
"...You guys fight like a married couple."
Naruto and Sasuke both looked at Itachi with a glare so fierce that had it been any lesser of a man...he would have dieed on the spot. But since Itachi's badass...he didn't.
"What? Can you honestly say that if you were a girl you wouldn't do Naruto, sasuke?"
O_o
"..."
"Sasuke why are you not denying this retarded bullcrap?" Naruto asked slightly worried.
"Cause what I said is true." Itachi said again.
"No it's not. Itachi can you say honestly that if you were a girl, you wouldn't do Kisame?"
"Sasuke...HE'S A F**KING FISH! THAT'S BEASTIALITY!"
"Guys I know where we are..." Naruto said.
During all this aguing they were just walking straight forward.
Straight from the spot where Naruto gravity blasted Gai.
"Where are we Naruto?"
"We're in..."
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"...are you gonna finish?" Sasuke asked.
"..."
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"NARUTO!"
"My dramatic pause isn't over yet."
"Naruto I swear to god..."
"Okay okay...We're in...the viridian forest."
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"And where is this viridian forest?" Sasuke asked.
"DUH...Viridian city." Naruto answered as if it were the most known fact in the world.
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"Naruto if you were in a classroom full of idiots of the same IQ level...you still would be the dumbest one." Sasuke said.
"...that doesn't make any sense." Itachi said.
"Neither does Sakura's existence." Sasuke said back.
"HAHA!"
"HA!"
"...good one."
"Yeah...we've been lacking on Sakura jokes ever sense Hinata got kidnapped."
"Yeah...but that to the situation at hand...the viridian forest Naruto?...really?" Sasuke said.
"Yes. The scenery arounds us proves my point."
Itachi looks around.
"It just looks like an ordinary forest to me." Itachi said.
"Look." Naruto pointed to an ordinary caterpillar. "It's a caterpie."
"Naruto that's just an ordinary caterpillar-"
"AND LOOK!" Naruto then pointed to an ordinary spider on an ordinary spider web. "...It's Ariados."
"No I think it's an ordinary spider-"
"AND LOOOK!...It's Hitmonchan."
"Naruto that's Sasuke." Itachi plainly pointed.
"look all I know is that we're lost and this is the viridian forest.
Deva path glared with an intense hatred for this person quite apparent in his eyes.
"Do you think you can judge me based off assumptions? Foolish Human, you are in the presence of a god."
"Arrogance is the number one killer amongst warriors. It shall be your killer aswell." Said the man on the opposing end of Deva path's glare.
"You find me arrogant because you think you are stronger than me. Well I find you arrogant because you think you are stronger than me when that clearly isn't true." Tendo responded again.
"Hm. I want to address your previous statement. You called me human correct?"
"Yes I did."
"Well I have to disagree with you accusation. I am not human."
"Well what is your species?" Deva path asked again.
"I am an arrancar."
"Arrancar?"
"I am one of the strongest arrancar."
Green eyes glared at Rinnegan filled ones.
"I am the 4th strongest Arrancar in existence. Espada number 4 Ulquiorra Schiffer."
"Well Ulquiorra. I am Deva path."
"Deva?" Ulquiorra said. "Fitting name for one who fancies himself a god.
"Interesting number you have Ulquiorra-san."
"Why is that?"
Suddenly the air shifted.
"Urg!"
Apparently in less than a second Deva Path pulled out a chakra rod, appeared in front of Ulquiorra and peirced his neck with said Chakra rod.
"Because you will become the 4th body of Rikudo pein. Hueco path."
Pein gazed in Ulquiorra's eyes with his rinnegan. It was like Ulquiorra was in a trance. He didn't move anything.
Not even his eyes. The chkra rod also affected his rieatsu.
He was so in his trance that he didn't notice Two figures appear behind him.
They were the first two paths that Tendo recruited.
Frieza and cell.
"...I swear Naruto one more off the wall thing and it's off to get you fixed." Sasuke said.
Suddenly the air shifted.
All three of our favorite ninjas stopped cold in their tracks.
"Do you feel that Chakra?" Itachi asked seriously.
"It feels like death is coming at us and he's closing in fast." Said Sasuke activating his sharingan.
Naruto activated his RInneagan and released some of the fox's chakra aswell. So his rinnegan was red with black circles around a slit like pupil.
"Whatever it is. We will defeat it."
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