HEY FANS! I'M HERE WITH ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF STUCK IN A LOOP!
NARUTO: IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!
SASUKE: I'LL SAY. I FORGOT WHERE THIS STORY IS GOING.
INUYONAS: SHUT UP. OR I'LL SICK SAKURA ON YOU.
SASUKE: WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO TO ME? SHE WORSHIPS THE GROUND I SPIT ON.
NARUTO:...I'M PRETTY TERRIFIED OF HER. SHE ALWAYS HIT'S ME.
INUYONAS: BUT YOU ARE LIKE WAAAAY STRONGER...
NARUTO: ...SHE'S SCARY. *SHIVERS*
ITACHI: ANYWAY...INUYONAS DOESN'T OWN NARUTO IN ANYWAY. JUST THE PLOT. AND IF HE DID ON NARUTO...I WOULD PROBABLY STILL BE ALIVE.
Naruto tensed.
Sasuke tensed.
Itachi tensed.
Something was coming there way, and it had huge chakra.
"Whatever is coming our way is very powerful! We may not survive!" Sasuke said.
"Yes we will!" Naruto said.
"Itachi I want you know something before I die." Sasuke said ignoring the blonde.
"What?"
"I never loved father."
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"...Me either..."
"Really?" Sasuke was taken back.
"Yeah really. He was the first person I killed when I wiped out the clan."
"Cool. Anyway Naruto. There's something I gotta tell you before we die."
"We are gonna survive Sasuke. But what is it?"
"...You were my first and only kiss...and it wasn't that bad."
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"What about when you smashed Hinata?"
"Pfft. Like I would kiss her after she sucked-"
"SASUKE!" Naruto shouted not wanting him to finish that sentence.
Itachi snickered.
"Wait a minute...I kissed her...so that means that..." Naruto'e eyes got wide and he threw up.
"Eww...You blew my little bro. dude."
"Shut up you kin killer!"
Suddenly a powerful gust of wind blew at them forcing them to close their eyes.
"This feels like when Hinata blew-"
"SASUKE!"
The gust finally stopped and allowed them to open their eyes.
When they did they were graced with the sight of Hiruzen Sarutobi, Sandaime hokage of Konohagakure no Sato.
"JIJI?" Naruto shouted.
"Hold on Naruto." Itachi said. "We are still in abridged world..."
"So that can only mean one thing." Sasuke added.
"The question is which abridged Jiji is he though?" Naruto asked.
"Is that you Naruto? And you're with Itachi...and Itachi's little brother...um whathisface."
"Sasuke." Sasuke corrected.
"Yugi!"
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"O...k? Anyway Jiji we were wondering if you knew how to get out of here?" Naruto asked.
"Huh? Of course I do. Just follow me Naruto, Itachi, and Sasori."
"Sasuke."
"Goku?"
Sasuke sighed. 'This is gonna be a long walk.'
A man clad in a black robe adorned with red clouds walked through a dark forest. His unusual eyes scanning the area.
He suddenly stopped walking.
"I know your here." The oranged haired man said out loud.
"Why don't you come out so we can talk." He suggested.
Suddenly poof of smoke appeared 20 feet in front of him.
He narrowed his rinnegan filled eyes.
when it cleared a white and purple humanoid typed creature with a long purple tail was visible.
Deva path smiled a creepy smile.
"So we meet at last Mewtwo..."
The creature raised it's three fingered hand and a black ball of energy appeared in it.
"My my impatient are we?" Deva path taunted as he raised his palm at the newly identified mewtwo.
"Shinra Tensei."
"Are we almost there."
"Nope."
"How close are we?"
"Really close."
"So we are really close but we're not almost there?"
"Nope."
Naruto and Sasuke glared at the back of Hiruzen's head as they walked.
"Sandaime-sama, How close are we?" Itachi asked.
"Oh we passed it at least half an hour ago."
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"Wait so we are really close...but not almost there...and we passed it half an hour ago?" Sasuke asked.
"Yep!"
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" I can't wait until we see YOU in a loop again." Sasuke muttered under his breath.
"We're here!" Hiruzen said.
They came to a well.
"So...How do we use it?" Naruto asked.
"The water in this well has a special property that when it makes contact with the skin it transports you to your true destination." Sarutobi explained.
"So all we gotta do is jump in the well? easy." Naruto said smiling.
"Nope. You gotta drink it."
"...Wha-"
"..But-you..-"
"...I REALLY can't wait till we loop the chuunin exmas again.."