Inuyonas: I'm back again with yet another epic installment of-
Naruto: STUCK IN A LOOP!
Inuyonas: Hey who told you to say it?
Naruto: I did. Cuz I'm thje future Hokage!
Sasuke: More like Future Dobe-kage..
Itachi: Sasuke that was so lame.
Sasuke: At least I don't have lines on my face and I'm not dead in the manga...
Itachi:...
Inuyonas:...Sasuke that was a low blow...
Sasuke: Hn.
Naruto: Sasuke's like me. He does what he wants.
Sakura: Oh really now?
Naruto:O_o
Sasuke:...who let an 11 year old boy in here?
Itachi: Is that you kyle?
Sakura:O_o *punches Naruto threw the wall*
Inuyonas:...I should have seen that coming.
Sasuke: Anywho. Inuyonas doesn't own Naruto. If he did then Yahiko would have had the rinnegan instead of Nagato.
"Ok so who's first to drink it?" Hiruzen asked.
"Itachi?"
"NO I'll pass. Naruto can go first."
"Naruto?"
" No datebayo. Sasuke can go first."
"Luffy?"
Sasuke sighed.
"fine. I'll go first."
"Well come up to the well, Frieza."
"It's Sasuke you old coot."
"Which abridged sarutobi is that?" Itachi asked Naruto.
"I think it's MasakoX and Vegeta 3986's." Naruto answered.
"Wow...Well he is the funniest one." Itachi said.
"What about little Kuriboh's?"
"Oh Yeah. Now he's the funniest one."
Sasuke stood by the well and dipped his hand in it. Cupping it getting a handful of water then brought it to his mouth and sipped on it.
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...
Nothing happened.
"Well...what's wrong?" Sasuke asked.
"Wait for it." Sarutobi said.
"Wait for what?" Naruto asked.
"it."
"What's it?" Itachi asked.
"It is it."
"And that woould be...?" Sasuke left that sentence hanging.
"It."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Well-"
Suddenly Sasuke grasped his chest and fell over on the ground and started to spazz and twitch violently.
"Sasuke!" Naruto shouted.
Sasuke was trying to breathe...but had a hard time doing so.
20 more seconds of violent convulsions and Sasuke stopped completely.
"..."
"..."
"Is he dead?" Naruto asked.
"I think so." Itachi answered.
"..."
".."
"..."
"YOU KILLED SASUKE!" Naruto shouted.
"YOU BASTARD!" Itachi shouted aswell.
Then all of a sudden Sasuke started to fade away.
O_o
"What's happening now!" Naruto asked.
"He's being transported to another dimension." Hiruzen explained.
10 seconds later Sasuke disappeared completely.
"So who's next?" Hiruzen asked innocently.
Naruto and Itachi exchanged looks.
"Him." Was said simultaneously.
In a grassy area. Two figures could be seen glaring at one another.
One was clad in a black cloak with red clouds oufit. Also known as the Akatsuki outfit. He had orange spikey hair and the rinnegan.
The other was clad in baggy white pants, black shoes, a white battle jacket type thing and a sword. this person had white hair that hung down to his lower back. He had yellow slittled eyes and a crescent type scar in the middle of his forehead.
"You will be the final path of pein." said the orange haired guy.
"I will be nothing unless I choose to be. How dare you speak to me in such a manner. You reek of human stench. you speak like someone who has great power and yet you are a mere mortal." said the other person.
Deva path smirked.
"I am but a mere mortal? How amusing."
He narrowed his Rinnegan at the other person and flared his chakra.
Yellow eyes with black slittled pupils narrowed.
"So you seem to have some power. But do not get cocky. You are in the presence of a pure blooded demon."
Deva path smirked even wider.
And in the blink of an eye he was gone from sight.
another second passed and Deva path appeared directly in front of the other person with a chakra rod impaling the other person's throat.
"Any you, Sesshomaru are in the presence of a god. You are and forever will be the sixth path of pein."
Suddenly four figures appeared behind Deva path.
"Android path." Deva path said.
Cell stepped forward.
"Frieza path."
Frieza stepped forward.
"Hueco path."
Ulquiorra stepped forward.
"Poke' path."
Mewtwo floated forward.
"Meet Demon path."
The last thing Sesshomaru saw before the light fading from his eyes was Deva path reaching for his eyes.
"ANd finally it's your turn Itachi."
Somehow Itachi tricked (read: used Tsukiyomi on) Naruto to get him to go after Sasuke.
"Ok Itachi." Itachi said to himself. "You can do this. You killed your entire family and countless others. You can do this."
"THINK FAST!" Hiruzen shouted before he force fed Itachi the water.
Itachi was caught off guard.
"Damn." was the last thing he said before he started spazzing out.
Inuyonas: I know it's boring now. but trust me when i say that the next chapter will be alot longer and more action packed.
Naruto: Man that water was something else.
Sasuke: I'll say.
Itachi *twiching violently*
Naruto: Damn he isn't done yet.
Inuyonas: well tune in next time for another installment of Stuck in a loop