INUYONAS: HERE IT IS! WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
SASUKE: WHAT? SOME VAGIN-
NARUTO:SASUKE!
SASUKE: WHAT? IT'S BEEN ALONG TIME MAN. I HAVE NEEDS DAMNIT!
INUYONAS: HEY SASUKE I KNOW SOME GIRL WHO IS PRETTY EASY.
SASUKE: ENLIGHTEN ME.
ITACHI: SAKURA.
INUYONAS: SAKURA.
SASUKE:...
NARUTO: SO WHO'S THE GIRL?
SASUKE: YEAH WHO IS IT?
INUYONAS: I SAID SAKURA.
NARUTO: WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
SASUKE: YAH THAT GUY IS IRRELEVANT.
SAKURA: OH I'M A GUY HUH?
NARUTO:O_O
SASUKE: SHE'S KNOWS BETTER THAN TO HIT ME-
*SAKURA PUNCHES SASUKE IN THE FACE THROUGH A RANDOM WALL.
ITACHI: LITTLE BROTHER! *RUNS AFTER SASUKE*
NARUTO: KAMI HAS SPARED ME!
INUYONAS: ANYWHO I DON'T OWN NARUTO. JUST THIS STORY.
Sasuke Uchiha woke up with a slight headache. He found himself laying on the cold hard ground.
"Uh..I have a slight headache." He said as he sat up.
It was at this point he noticed a body clad in orange clothing laying down beside him.
'Damn look at Naruto. He looks like shit. I bet he feels like it too.'
After That statement Naruto started to stir.
"Uh...I feel like shit." He said as he sat up.
"You look like it too."
Naruto looked to his right and saw Sasuke standing up looking down on him.
"Teme? Where are we?" He said standing up aswell.
They were on a grassy hill in the middle of nowhere.
"How the hell should I know? I'm just glad we're away from the third hokage. He was a damn nut."
"Hey where's Itachi?" Naruto questioned looking around.
And sure enough as if on que Itachi's body appeared beside Sasuke and was twitching uncontrollably.
"There's my loveable Nisan." Sasuke said so OOC-like.
"He's still twitching...I think he took too much." Naruto said.
"Sasuke you better carry him." Naruto said again.
"Why should I carry him?"
"He's your brother."
"Well both you and him are very kind-hearted. You should carry him."
"Both you and him are related by blood."
"Both you and Itachi have a strong will of fire, Naruto."
"You have it too Teme!" Naruto shouted at Sasuke.
"Oh yeah. I almost forgot I did. I mean why else would I abandon the village at the age of 13 and go to an S-class Missing ninja for power? Why else would I try to kill you at the valley of end? Why else you I try to impale Sakura with a Kunai through the face? Why else would I kill the temporary Rokudaime Hokage Danzou Shimura when Tsunade was in that coma like state? Why else would I attack the meeting of the five kages? Why else would I join Akatsuki and try and capture Kirabi? (Killer bee). My will of fire sure burns brightly Naruto. You better watchout because the flames of youth ain't got nothin' on my will of fire."
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"You're a dick, you know that?" Naruto said as he picked up Itachi's body which twitched less now.
"Shut up and lets get to walking."
With that said they both trudged forward in the seemingly endless grassland.
3 hours later...
"Are we there yet?"
"Are we where yet, dobe?"
"You know...that place?"
"What is Naruto talking about?" Itachi said.
Apparently 30 minutes ago Itachi woke up and was well enough to travel on his own.
"I don't know I don't speak dobe."
"Well I don't speak bastard." Itachi said back at Sasuke.
"Are you still sore about me not carrying you? Why does it matter?" Sasuke asked.
"Because we're family. Sasuke were you always this cold hearted. ...You teme."
Naruto was speechless. That was his word damnit!
"Me cold hearted? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT COMMITED THE UCHIHA GENOCIDE!" Sasuke said back at his older brother.
"And yet people view me as kind hearted and you as...a douche. Kind of makes you wonder what kind of people watch and read anime right?"
"Whatever ."
The trio continued on until they came to a very very large tree.
"What huge wood!"
Sasuke and Itachi just stared at Naruto for about 3 seconds after that statement.
"This tree is pretty big." Itachi said.
"It looks like the paper tree Konan made to hide Nagato in during the invasion of Rikudo pein in Konohagakure...But Trees aren't made of paper...big mistake Konan." Naruto said.
"Yeah Paper only comes from trees." Itachi said.
Naruto blinked.
"Paper comes from trees?"
"Yes Naruto-kun. Paper comes from trees."
"Then that would mean Trees are made of paper."
"No trees are made of wood."
"Wood is made of paper?"
"No paper comes from trees which is made of wood."
"So wood is made of paper and trees?"
"No paper comes from wood and trees are made of wood."
"trees come from wood which is made of paper?"
"No Paper comes from trees which are made up of wood."
"Paper beats rock?"
"...Now your'e just being dumb. Everyone knows paper can't beat a rock Naruto-kun."
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"I can't believe you are my older brother sometimes Itachi. The amazing kin killer is arguing with an idiot."
"You're a dick you know that?" Itachi said.
"So I've been told."
"Yep I told him." Naruto added.
Suddenly a figure emerged from the base of the tree. To picture it imagine Madara phasing through an attack or something.
Anyway the figure stared our heroes down after it was completely out the tree. It also had a sack on it's shoulder.
"Hey it's another black clothed figure with a sack." Naruto said.
"You think Hinata's in that sack?" Itachi said,
"Only one way to find out." Sasuke said.
He then activated his regular sharingan.
"I came here to kick bubble gum and chew ass...and I'm all out of ass..." Sasuke said to the figure.
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"...Wait I think that came out wrong."
INUYONAS: REVIEW!OR ELSE!
SASUKE: OR ELSE WHAT?
INUYONAS: OR ELSE THIS!
*INUYONAS THROWS POKEBALL AND OROCHIMARU POPS OUT*
SASUKE: O_O *RUNS AWAY.*
NARUTO: HE'S SUCH A WUSS.
OROCHIMARU TRANSFORMS INTO SAKURA.
NARUTO: O_O *RUNS AWAY*
ITACHI:...
INUYONAS: I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TOO.
OROCHIMARU TRANSFORMS INTO A BOWL OF RAMEN.
ITACHI: O_O *RUNS AWAY*
INUYONAS:...ANYWAY REVIEW!