'Oh sh…'

'Gordon!'

'Oh…sugar?'

'Better.'

...

'Oh fu…'

'Scott!'

'Oh…fudge cakes?'

'Better.'

...

'You di…'

'John!'

'You…donut?'

'Better.'

...

'You assh…'

'Alan!'

'You…ass?'

'Better.'

...

'Oh pi…'

'Virgil!'

'Oh…pants?'

'Better.'

...

'I raised you all better than to use such language!'