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Warning: Lemon!

Teasing and Pleasing

Several years after the Quincy War…
Urahara Shop

Tessai set a plate of eggs and bacon onto the table. He poured Ururu and Kisuke some orange juice before sitting down himself. "Jinta! Yoruichi! Breakfast is ready!" It was impossible to not hear Tessai's booming voice. You could hear it loud and clear from outside.

Out of the two, only Jinta appeared through the doorway. The now sixteen year old redhead wiped the sleep from his eyes as he shambled over to the table, sitting down on a cushion. "Hey…" he weakly mumbled before chowing down on his breakfast.

"Sheesh, smaller bites, Jinta," chastised Kisuke. "You'll choke if you keep that up."

"I'm fine…" grumbled the redhead. "Need to keep my strength up for baseball practice…"

The minutes passed while everyone continued to eat their breakfast. Yet there was no sign of a certain dark-skinned, purple-haired werecat. Tessai bristled as he looked at Yoruichi's plate. If there was one thing he hated, it was when food went cold after he took the time to make it. "Rgh, looks like Yoruichi is busy sleeping in again. Jinta, go and wake her up before her food gets cold!"

Despite groaning, Jinta stood up and headed down the hallway. "Fine. She's probably still combing her hair. She could just cut it and keep it short…" he mumbled.

Kisuke sipped his orange juice and gave a slight smile. "Good luck, buddy. I've been barking up that tree for a century…"

Walking down the hallway, the young man saw the door to Yoruichi's room opened a little. A sliver of light peered through, showing that Yoruichi was indeed up. "It's almost nine o'clock. What on earth is she doing?"

Jinta stopped in front of the door. He knew from experience that it was never a good thing to barge into Yoruichi's room. He'd earned enough lumps to the head to take that fact to heart. He peeked into the room before knocking, making sure that Yoruichi wasn't in the shower and was decent before he opened the door.

Well, Yoruichi was decent. Sort of…

The Flash Goddess was standing in front of her dressing mirror. As Jinta predicted, the woman was busy combing her lovely purple hair. However, the woman wasn't dressed in her usual orange jacket and black pants or her pajamas or a bathrobe. No, Yoruichi was standing with her backside to Jinta wearing one of her very skin-tight black leotards.

Still hiding behind the door, Jinta felt blood rush to his face. His eye widened with excitement as he continued to stare.

Yoruichi was heedless to the peeper staring at her from behind. "Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have had Tessai put this in the dryer. It shrank down a size," she pouted.

'More like a few sizes!' thought Jinta, unable to take his eyes away. The leotard was extremely tight against Yoruichi's beautiful body. From the mirror's reflection he saw that Yoruichi's breasts looked like they were going to spill out of the sides of the leotard, already showing off a lot of sideboob. As for her juicy rump, the leotard dug into her ass, giving him an almost full frontal look at her sweet booty and her camel toe.

Jinta took deep breaths while he stared. Ever since he went through puberty he was well aware of just how attractive Yoruichi was. And now, staring at her good stuff, he could feel blood start to rush southwards and a tent started to pitch in his pants.

Humming softly, Yoruichi tied her hair into her traditional ponytail. As she did so, however, she noticed something in the reflection in her mirror. "Oh?" She looked at the peeping eye staring at her through the crack in the doorway from the mirror's reflection and gave him a wink.

"Huh?" Jinta blinked and suddenly Yoruichi had disappeared from his sight. "Hey, where'd she go?"

"Peeping on a woman while she's getting ready, eh?"

The hot blood in Jinta's veins did a one-eighty and turned to ice in the span of a second. The voice was coming from right behind his ear. He whirled around with embarrassment written all over his face to see Yoruichi standing behind him. Her hands were on her hips and her face showed her amusement of Jinta's peeping. "Looks like Kisuke's little boy is growing up."

"I..I…I…" Jinta stammered. Usually he wasn't so flustered but to be caught redhanded like this was a little shameful.

Chuckling, Yoruichi pointed a finger and lightly booped him on the nose. "That's cute of you, Jinta. But you're a little too young for me. Try again when you've got some chest hair on you." Laughing, she walked away, leaving Jinta standing in the middle of the hallway.

Heat spread across Jinta's cheeks. Not from embarrassment this time, but with growing anger. Jinta was a young man now and yet Yoruichi continuously treated him like a child. Over and over again he'd tried to prove to both her and Kisuke that he wasn't the same child he used to be. Yet repeatedly Yoruichi would tease him with her gorgeous body only to simply shrug him off. It was aggravating to say the least.

Hands balling into fists, Jinta watched as Yoruichi walked away, his eyes glued to her shaking booty, her cheeks bouncing thanks to her tight leotard. 'That's all she's been doing lately. Just tease me and walk away. Tease me and walk away.'

There was no point talking about this with Kisuke or Tessai. After all, what could they do? Tell Yoruichi to not be sexy?

A fire lit in Jinta's eyes. He'd get back at Yoruichi for all the teasing she'd put him through. That much was certain. Consequences be damned, he was going to get back at her.

Now, all he had to do was wait for his moment of opportunity…

A few days later…
Urahara Shop; 7:30 PM

A tired, sweaty Jinta opened the door to the house portion of the shop. "I'm home…" he called out, putting his baseball gear on a nearby table. The young man had spent the afternoon at baseball practice, staying late to practice his batting.

Hearing no answer, he called out again and received only silence. Looking around, he found a note from Kisuke stating that he, Tessai and Ururu were going out to see a movie. "Could've at least waited until I got back," he grumbled. Wadding up the note, he threw it into the trashcan before heading for his room for a much needed shower.

As he passed by Yoruichi's room, however, the redhead noticed her door askew. Not wanting a repeat of last time, Jinta cautiously tiptoed over and gently knocked on the doorway. "Yoruichi? You still here?"

"Zzzzzz…zzzzzz…zzzzzz…"

Hearing a soft melody of snoring, Jinta poked his head inside and looked around. The room was dark, the curtains blocking out the dwindling light outside. As his eyes adjusted to the dark, he spotted Yoruichi sleeping on a futon. Staring at her, Jinta noticed two things.

One was the large pile of sake bottles that lay next to her. Though truthfully that didn't surprise Jinta since Yoruichi could drink just about anyone under the table. It took a lot to put Yoruichi to sleep. And judging from the amount of bottles lying next to her, she'd been drinking a lot.

Another thing Jinta noticed was that Yoruichi was wearing nothing but her ridiculously skimpy black leotard. Jinta gulped as he stared at the beauty, her body spread out on the futon lazily.

The third thing that Jinta couldn't help but notice was that Yoruichi…was moaning.

"Oooohhh…" whispered Yoruichi, tossing and turning from her drunken slumber. Her legs spread wide right in front of Jinta, his eyes drawn to her leotard-clad crotch. "Mmmmmh!" Jinta watched as she licked her lips, panting as if she was in the middle of hot, sweaty sex.

Standing in the doorway, Jinta watched Yoruichi for a few minutes, his eyes glued to her. An idea popped into his head, one he couldn't tamp back down no matter how wrong it felt. Ever since she caught him peeping, Yoruichi's teasing became insufferable. He'd been wanting to get back at her ever since then.

And there she was in a drunken slumber while moaning like a bitch in heat.

Was it wrong? Oh hell yeah. Jinta knew that if he were caught, Kisuke and Tessai would give him a walloping. Hell, if Yoruichi found out, he probably be in for the beating of a lifetime. But his sixteen year old hormones and his need for payback compelled him to give into temptation.

Slipping inside Yoruichi's dark room, Jinta closed the door behind him and locked the door behind him…

Taking off his sweat-laden shirt, Jinta moved silently as he could. He was no Stealth Force Commander, but he liked to think that he was moving quietly enough to not disturb the woman's drunken slumber. Crawling on all fours once he reached the futon, he hesitantly reached out and gently touched Yoruichi's belly with a finger, probing her to see how deep a sleep she was in.

"Mmmmh…" Yoruichi gave a quiet sigh, arching her back, her breasts heaving.

Blessing his luck, Jinta turned his attention to her leotard-covered breasts. Holding his breath, his fingers hooked the edges of the black fabric, pulling them towards her center. Jinta's eyes stared down with intensifying arousal when Yoruichi's huge melons bounced to life, freed from the tight black cloth. His breath hitched from the sight of her uncovered tits. Her dark nipples had hardened, though Jinta couldn't tell if it was because of her wet dream or from rubbing against the thin leotard all day.

Steeling his nerves, Jinta pressed his luck and cupped her tits. "There…so soft…yet firm…" he whispered. His fingers sunk into her soft boobs, earning a groan from the sleeping beauty. Yoruichi barely stirred as Jinta fondled her chest. Eyeing her perky nipples, Jinta decided to hedge his bets. Yoruichi was obviously so drunk she'd mistake anything he did for her drunken dream.

The redhead silently lowered his head, praying that Yoruichi wouldn't pick now to wake up. Cupping the Flash Goddess's breasts, the young teenager lowered his head and stuck out his tongue.

"Mmmmmhhhh…" A weak moan left the sleeping beauty's lips when a hot tongue touched her tit. Finding the taste of a woman's boob to be something he enjoyed, Jinta pushed Yoruichi's breasts together and began licking her tits with increased vigor. Beneath him Yoruichi showed no signs of waking, merely rubbing her legs together while her wet dream grew wetter.

Going for broke, Jinta wrapped his lips around her nipple and started to gently suckle the Flash Goddess. 'Heh, that Soi-Fon chick would be jealous as hell if she could see me now. I know she wanted to play with this titties for decades. First come, first served!' He mentally cheered getting one up on Captain Soi-Fon since the woman always treated him with disdain due to his close association with Kisuke Urahara.

"Mmmmh!" The baseball player moaned into Yoruichi's boob while suckling her. Part of him wished that Yoruichi had milk in her breasts to suck out. He switched to her other boob and decided to take another chance. With her titty still in her mouth, Jinta reached beneath him and pressed two fingers against the clothed entrance to Yoruichi's honeypot.

Fingers connected with moist fabric. He gave the leotard-covered folds a light press and his fingers were practically soaked in her juices as they flowed out of her. 'Wow. When she has a wet dream, she puts a lot of emphasis on the wet.'

Another dirty idea came to the teen. Jinta knew he was already pushing his luck by playing and sucking with Yoruichi's boobs and that his actions were crossing a lot of moral lines; Jinta didn't need to remind himself of the savage beating that would take place if Yoruichi woke up. But then he remembered Yoruichi's constant teasing and flirting and decided to just go all in.

His lips leaving Yoruichi's saliva-covered tit, Jinta slid down Yoruichi's body. Even though she was wearing nothing but her leotard her body was covered with a light sheen of sweat from her restless horny sleep. Kneeling down in between the Soul Reaper's spread legs, Jinta gulped before taking the fabric that covered her pussy and pushed it to the side.

The scent of Yoruichi's womanhood hit Jinta as he stared at her bare pussy. He'd watched his fair share of porn so he knew what he was supposed to do. Still, he was nervous from head to toe. Looking back up at Yoruichi to confirm she was still asleep, Jinta put a finger to her folds and felt how warm and wet she was.

The next thing to touch her was his tongue. The taste of a woman was strange and not at all pleasing to the virgin Jinta but he ignored it and continued to lick her pussy. His hands pushed Yoruichi's legs far apart, gently running them up and down her inner thigh to feel her warm, smooth skin.

"Mmmmhhh…" Yoruichi deeply exhaled as she felt a warm tongue lap at her womanhood. Writhing on the bed, the leotard-covered werecat let out a sexy sigh while her hands instinctively went to her uncovered breasts, fondling them with her soft touch.

The sounds Yoruichi was making made Jinta's ears burn. To hear his friend moan like this was hotter than any porn he'd ever watched.

"…nta…"

"Eh?" The redhead looked up at the woman when he heard her mumble something. He cocked his head and listened as she mumbled again.

"Jinta…"

The blood in Jinta's body rushed straight to his face, which turned redder than his hair. Yoruichi…was having a wet dream…of him?!

"Ohhhh Jintaaaaaa…"

Something inside of the teenager snapped. Hearing the beautiful woman moan his name while having a wet dream pushed him to finally go that final mile. He didn't care if Kisuke, Ururu or Tessai beat him black and blue for this or if Yoruichi hit him with a Shunko so hard it left nothing of him but the shadow of a scorch mark on the ground. Jinta only knew one thing right now. If he was going to die today, he was going to die a man.

Unable to contain himself, the teen pulled his head away from Yoruichi's womanhood and stood up. His hands shaking, he yanked off his belt and let his pants fall to the floor. His boxers were the next to go, revealing his painfully erect cock. Jinta hadn't just grown up in terms of height. His manhood was now big enough to make any woman get wet at the sight of it, fully erect and dripping pre-cum.

Now naked, the boy spread Yoruichi's legs, banking on her flexibility. Gripping his long shaft, he brought the tip to Yoruichi's wet entrance. Looking back up to confirm one last time she was still asleep, Jinta gulped before he pressed his tip against her honeypot and pushed.

Yoruichi's folds gave way with little effort and in a few seconds Jinta was experiencing his first time with a woman. "Ah!" he gasped as the wet tightness enveloped him. Leaning forward, he put his hands down on the futon next to Yoruichi's shoulders and pushed until he was all the way inside of Yoruichi, the woman taking him to the base. "Yoruichi…"

Jinta slowly pulled out, feeling her walls move around him until only this head remained inside. Pushing back in, he gave a low moan and started to gently pump in and out of Yoruichi. "This…feels incredible!" he hissed.

And then, right as he was about to go faster once he found his rhythm, the unthinkable happened.

Legs suddenly wrapped around Jinta's waist and golden eyes opened up, staring at him. The blood drained from his face as he was confronted with the cold realization that Yoruichi was awake and had caught him assaulting her while she was asleep. 'This is it. I'm going to die! Dead man be me! A cornucopia of pain and despair is about to hit me like a ton of brinks! I am so going to die!' he thought to himself as he froze up, awaiting Yoruichi's scream or fist.

Yet to his surprise, the werecat he was currently balls deep in merely smirked up at the terrified redhead on top of her. "Well, well. I was wondering if you actually had the guts to come onto me. I was laying here pretending to sleep for over an hour waiting on you to come home."

Jinta blinked for a moment as he struggled to process her words. "Wait…what?"

"What? You didn't think I'd just leave myself lying here in a drunken sleep, did you? After only that many bottles of alcohol? Hah!" Yoruichi's smirk widened. "Please, it'd take a lot more than that make me go to sleep."

"Then…why?" Jinta asked, not sure of what to make of any of this. "I…heard you moan my name. I thought you were…having a wet dream about me."

"Oh, that was just to help get you going." Yoruichi's arms reached up and wrapped around Jinta, her soft hands gently running up and down his naked back. "I figured you'd need a push even after you played with my tits and pussy."

"But…why?" It didn't make any sense to Jinta at all why Yoruichi would put herself in this position, knowing that Jinta would take advantage of her. He was expecting a beating for what he was doing, not this.

"Oh, you were always trying to peep on me and I noticed you were finally starting to become a man. I couldn't deny you were starting to become quite fetching and it's been a long time since I had someone rock the bed with me. I wanted to see what you'd do and you didn't disappoint. So," she gestured to the cock that was still sheathed inside of her wet pussy. "You going to fuck me or just lay on top of me looking like a dear caught in the headlights?"

So many thoughts raced through Jinta's mind all at once that it was a miracle that his head didn't explode. He didn't like getting set up like this but that was his own fault for giving in to his teenage hormones. Still, Yoruichi wasn't angry or beating the crap out of him so he knew that he should take advantage of the moment while she was willing to let him have sex with her.

"Okay," he said finally, beginning to move his hips again.

"Atta boy. Now then…" Yoruichi's hand crept up Jinta's back, making him shiver as her fingers ran across the ridges of his spine until they reached the back of his head. "Let's have fun, little man."

A fire lit inside of Jinta. With the promise of fucking Yoruichi without the fear of getting a massive pummeling helped but the steam back into Jinta. "Yoruichi!" He crashed their lips together in a sloppy kiss while his hips started to pick back up again.

"Mmmmh!" Yoruichi's tongue slipped into his mouth, teasing him with her sly pink organ. She continued to run her hands up and down his back, clinging to him as he started to fuck her like a man. When he pulled away from her lips she tilted her head back, groaning with pleasure from feeling his cock slam deep into her. "Oh yes! Mmmmmh!"

No longer afraid of waking her up, Jinta was able to thrust into her wet cunt as hard and as fast as he wanted. Feeling her walls grip his shaft as if trying to deny him from pulling out made him want to fuck her as hard as he could. 'This feels amazing! I don't want to stop!'

The dark room filled with the sound of Jinta's hips smacking Yoruichi's mixing with the lewd cacophony of moans that spewed from her mouth. 'Ooooh, he's a big boy, I'll give him that! It was worth it laying here for as long as I did,' Yoruichi thought to herself.

When Yoruichi let go of Jinta and let her arms fall backward, the young man leaned back and cupped Yoruichi's jiggling tits. He pushed her ample mounds up and pressed them together before he stuck out his tongue, licking both her nipples at the same time. "You like that?"

"Oh you dirty boy!" moaned the slutty Flash Goddess, a sexy smile stretching across her face. The way her pussy tightened around Jinta's thick shaft told him that she liked it very much. "How much porn have you been watching?"

"Maybe a little…" Jinta chuckled before giving the werecat another kiss. Yoruichi's legs wrapped him tighter, locking him into place. "Y-Yoruichi!" Jinta's thrusts started to become frantic, his balls swelling up.

Sensing that Jinta was about to blow his load already, Yoruichi frowned and reached down beneath her. The young man above her gasped with surprise when Yoruichi's fingers wrapped around the base of his cock and squeezed, cutting him off from the impending rush of ecstasy that had been building up inside of him. "Now Jinta, it's okay to get excited but you should make sure that the girl you're fucking cums well before you do."

"Oh…sorry." Jinta's face flushed with embarrassment. He'd been so caught up with the feeling of fucking his first woman that he hadn't given her own pleasure much thought.

"It's alright." The sweaty, leotard-covered Flash Goddess unwrapped her legs from Jinta's waist and put a hand on his shoulder. "Here, get up and we'll try something different."

Nodding, Jinta reluctantly pulled his cock out of her warm entrance, already missing the feeling of her honeypot enveloping his shaft. Sitting up, Yoruichi gave him another quick kiss before she turned around and got onto her hands and knees. Shaking her luscious booty in front of him, Yoruichi turned her head to face him and smile. "Here. This is my preferred position."

Heat ran through Jinta's body at the sight of Yoruichi offering herself doggy-style to him. Panting, the horny sixteen-year old got onto his knees and spread Yoruichi's cheeks. Fingers sunk into her dark-skinned buns, spreading them wide and revealing her asshole to him. Jinta thought about teasing the werecat but didn't know if she liked anal and wasn't going to risk it.

A deep moan left Yoruichi's lips when Jinta reentered her. The sexy Flash Goddess bucked her hips in rhythm with Jinta's thrusts. Her soft, plump ass rippled each time it clapped with the young man's hips. "Y-Yoruichi! You're so tight!" panted Jinta as he looked down and watched his cock slide in and out of her pussy, enchanted by the jiggling of her asscheeks.

"Ah! Yes! Don't stop! Fuck me harder, Jinta! Harder!"

His fingers digging into her soft ass, Jinta focused all his might into his hips and started slamming into her as hard as his sixteen-year old body could give. Yoruichi smiled when she heard Jinta panting and grunting, his virgin sounds cute to her. She continued to tease him by squeezing him with her pussy's trained walls, earning more moans and grunts out of the teen.

Pushing herself up onto her knees, Yoruichi pressed her back against Jinta's sweaty chest. Their lustful bodies started to sensually grind. Jinta's hands instinctively went to the woman's large breasts. Hands roughened by years of using bats gave them a hard squeeze. "Mmmmmh…" went Yoruichi, her hands joining his in squeezing her tits. "Yeah, that's it…" The flash goddess took one of his hands and led it down until she felt fingers gingerly touch her clit. "Make me cum, Jinta…"

Jinta turned Yoruichi's head to kiss her while his hips started moving beyond his control. Every inch of his skin that touched her naked back felt like it was on fire. His only regret was that he hadn't done this before. A deep moan was shared between their kissing. One hand squeezed Yoruichi's breast, his thumb teasing her hard nipple, while the other hand started to furiously rub her clit. The sensations in her sensitive little jewel made Yoruichi's whole body shake.

Throwing her arms back around the teen's neck, Yoruichi closed her eyes and let herself enter the throes of ecstasy. "Mmmmmmh!" Her moan was swallowed by Jinta's young lips before her luscious body reached its climax. Her pussy gripped Jinta's cock, tightening around it like it was begging for it to not pull out while she let loose with her juices. Jinta felt a warm splash on his balls and hips as her silvery love juices spilled from her pussy.

Very few men could handle Yoruichi climaxing around their cocks without blowing their load and Jinta was no exception. Both hands squeezed her tits while he pushed his manhood deep into her cunt. Throwing his head back, Jinta cried out Yoruichi's name just as his cock erupted inside of her. Yoruichi cooed and turned into a boneless mass from feeling her womanhood heat up with young spunk.

They remained like this, glued to one another while Jinta pumped her full of his seed. As the feeling of heavenly pleasure died down inside of him, Jinta pulled out of Yoruichi's pussy, sitting backwards on his knees. Sweat covered his naked body and he felt tired. This had been more tiring than a hundred laps around a baseball field. "That felt so great…" he panted.

Then he saw Yoruichi turn around with a cheeky smirk. Before he could say anything, Yoruichi reached down and started to stroke his cock back to life. "Huh? What are you doing?" gasped the tired teen.

"What? You didn't think that was it, did you? We're just getting started…"

And just like that, Jinta realized what a mistake he made…

Many hours later…

Kisuke opened the door, turning on a light in the house while Ururu and Tessai stepped inside behind him. "Jinta! Yoruichi! We're home!" He called out but retrieved no answer. "Huh, wonder where they are?"

Tessai merely shrugged. "Yoruichi's probably sleeping off a hangover and Jinta's playing a video game or something."

While Ururu went to her room, the door to Yoruichi's room opened. Wrapped in a fluffy black robe, Yoruichi stepped out of her bedroom and stretched out her arms. "Mmmmh! That was great!"

When the door opened, Kisuke's honed senses picked up the smell of sweat and foulness and he raised an eyebrow. With Jinta nowhere to be found and Yoruichi covered in sweat, it didn't take a genius of his intellect to know what had been going on while he and the others had been away. "Finally gave in, did he?"

"Yeah. It did not take much of a push. Although…" Yoruichi cocked her head over to the bedroom and smirked. "I think our little boy bit off more than he could chew. Maybe this will teach him a lesson about not giving into impulse. Ah well. It was certainly fun for me. I haven't had that much excitement since I took Ichigo's virginity."

As Yoruichi walked away, Kisuke could only shake his head amusingly. He walked up to Yoruichi's room and stuck his head in the doorway. "You alive, Jinta?"

The redhead lay on the floor, panting for breath. When Kisuke finally turned on a light to get a better look at him, he found that his ward had almost mummified from dehydration. "Jinta, I won't say anything snarky if you can tell me why you thought having your first time with Yoruichi, whose got oodles of stamina, was a good idea?"

Jinta had no reply. The tired, exhausted, dehydrated boy merely gave a cough and a groan.

"Yeah, I thought so too. Hang on, I'll tell Tessai to go get an IV." Kisuke closed the door, leaving Jinta alone in Yoruichi's bedroom. Coughing, the boy gave a weak smile.

"Worth it…"

The End