If Warrior Cats had Twitter chapter 2: Clan Traditions and hat festivals.
Author's Note: I do not own Warrior Cats or do I own any hat festivals. This chapter involves kittypets. In this chapter, there is a few name changes.I also don't own Daggerstar. I'm just borrowing him for this segment.
At the Gathering...
Theleaderinthemist: Welcome to the #Gathering.
Theresstarsinmybrambles: Just thought you'd know, I am no longer called SharpBrambles. This is following the death of Fireyleader.
Theonlyleader: I would like to announce that we are holding a #hatfestival next moon.
TheBlackfootedleader: What's a #hatfestival, TheOnlyleader?
JayofThree: It's a #festival where everyone wears hats.
Thenonbeliever: Hats are what twolegs wears sometimes, and can be in any shape.
Pawsofcherries: Twolegs are so weird.
Ilikemakinglittlemounds: I agree.
Thebee: Hey, did you know that #ThunderClan has twenty mice in the #freshkillpile, though nobody knows why there's that many.
Notashrinkingviolet: That's quite interesting.
IwentoutandallIgotwasatshirt: Well,#RiverClan cats always have a large feather in their nests. It's a tribute to TailsofFeathers.
Proudtobeaprincess: Wow.
IhateWarmy: Well, my Clan's traditions is that we have grey stones surrounding our camp.
Icrossthestream: What is the best #Famouslastwords ever said by a #Clancat?
TheIvyinthepools: I believe Whiskersofblackbeetles is best.
Meanwhile, in StarClan...
Fireyleader: The subject's went on to #Famouslastwords.
Squeakymouse: Mine were probably the best.
Thegrumpymedic: Well, according to a twoleg television programme, it stated that around 90% of #Famouslastwords would be around a drink.
Fireyleader: If I'd knew that, Thegrumpymedic, I would have asked for a drink of water after I defeated Thestripedtiger, insted of dying from the wounds he gave me.
Snowys'son: What is LionoftheThree doing?
StarClan warriors: I don't know what he's doing, but he probably thinks that the #Gathering is a #fancydress contest.
Hollybushofthecode: I think he's pretending to be a #moviestar.
Fireyleader: Well, it's probably as funny as the time Thereedsrubthewhiskers dressing up as a yatchsman.
Thebrindleishere: He's just got punished by Theresstarsonmybrambles, and made to clean the #Eldersden for a moon.
Heartofoak: *Comes in wearing a hat* What? There's a #hatfestival coming up.
Squeakymouse: Looks like the #Gathering and the #QandA session is over.
Furthatiscold: Did you see the #Openingceremony last quater-moon? Voldemort getting beaten.
Meanwhile, in twolegplace...
Iamcoveredinsmudges: That #QandA session with #TheClans seemed good.
Snowinadrop: Well, I'm actually fascinated with the traditions of every #Clan.
Iwearsocks: I have just discovered that Fireyleader is my #Halfbrother.
Thestone: So, that means I'm related to the #ThunderClan hero. That's a good thing, isn't it.
TheorangecatfromSpain: There is a story about a cat that ate his twoleg's rabbits, in my place.
Idopuzzlesallday: I'm going to my basket. Night all.
That's chapter Two finished. New and Revised Twitter names:
Thestarsinmybrambles: Bramblestar
Pawsofcherries: Cherrypaw
Ilikemakinglittlemounds: Molepaw
Furthatiscold: Frostfur
TailsofFeathers: Feathertail.
Whiskersofblackbeetles: Beetlewhisker.