If Warrior Cats had Twitter Chapter 3: Birthday Messages and Tournaments.
Author's Note: I do not own Warrior Cats.I do not own Harry Potter.I do not own Twilight. I do not own Fanfiction or Fictionpress.
The next day, in ThunderClan...
Thestarsinmybrambles: Now, everyone. Tomorrow is a big event. Not just that it's PawsofCherries and Ilikemakinglittlemounds' birthdays, but it's also the start of the annual #ClanTournaments.
Thenonbeliever: As well as that it's their birthday tomorrow, but aren't we forgetting that #Worstharrypotterfanfic has got so many commentaries it's unbelievable.
Dustpeltsmells following #TeamDustpelt.
Dustyfur: I'd bet you it's Thestripedtiger.
JayofThree: Great, I cannot believe it. If you don't stop it right now I'll.. £$%££""!*
*JayofThree is disconnected*
Roarofalion: Thewingsofabird, are you there?
LionoftheThree: Who the #StarClan are you?
Roarofalion: An #Ancientcat.
Thestarsinmybrambles: LionoftheThree, you and PawsofCherries are to participate in a #ClanElimationTournament.
PawsofCherries: Great. Not only it's my #Birthday tomorrow, but I've just been picked for a tournament where the loser is elimated.
Ilikemakinglittlemounds: It could have been worse, you could have been reading #MyImmortalCommentaries.
PawsofCherries: You've been reading too many #HarryPotterFanfics.
Thestarsinmybrambles: Well, this time, #TheTournament will be exciting, as it's the #20thTournament we held. As LionoftheThree was the winner a year ago, he has been selected to take part. It's open to previous winners.
BrightCloud: Those #Twolegs like writing #MyImmortalCommentaries, don't they?
TheGreyCat: I agree, it has such a #MarySue character in that fanfic, and they like #MakingFunOf it.
Snowcoveredpoppy: Hey, even #TheAuthorOfThisFanfic doesn't have #MarySues.
TheheartofCinder: Yes, #SheDoesn'tevenWriteThem at all.
Thebreezethroughthedarkfores t: Yes, though I count #HerMuse as one.
Random Thestarsinmybramblesfollower : Well, #He'sNotAMarySue at all.
JayofThree: Who?
OnthewingsofaDove: I just logged onto #SleepstarsFictionpressAccoun t and it says that he is not a #MarySue. But #BellaSwan is.
TheheartofCinder: So, we now know that #SleepstarsMuseIsNotAMarySue. But who the #StarClan is #BellaSwan?
FireyPelt: The #Twoleg from #TheTwilightSaga.
RandomCat: What's #Fictionpress?
FireyPelt: A website where you can write #OrginalStories. Sleepstar #HasAnAccount on there.
RandomCat: Seeing that PawsofCherries is leaving for the #Tournament tomorrow, shall we say #HappyBirthday.
Meanwhile, in the Dark Forest...
Thestripedtiger: Both LionoftheThree and PawsofCherries will be #Elinmated tomorrow.
Thebreezethroughthedarkfores t: I'll beat LionoftheThree in the #Tournament tomorrow, and win for #WindClan.