If Warrior Cats Had Twitter Chapter 7: Hat Festivals, Star Sabers and Cameos.
Author's Note: I do not own Warrior Cats, Pokemon, Twilight, Twitter, Harry Potter or Transformers. I only own Harold,Keanu and Falconpaw.
Bramblestar made his way to the ThunderClan camp when he saw Falconpaw, a young, mottled brown tomcat coming up to him. "No sign of trouble on the borders with WindClan and ShadowClan. But you have to keep an eye on Dovewing. She has been saying about a creature called a "Sylveon" while making her hat for the Hat Festival." As the two cats made their way back to the camp Bramblestar saw his deputy, Squrrielflight, chatting to Leafpool. As soon as she spotted her mate she sternly said to him "You have to check your Twitter feed for anything new. It's been over fourteen months since you last checked." With that Bramblestar headed to his den. Logging him into his Twitter account he began to read the messages. Which went like this:
The First Hogwarts Champion: How did I end up here?
The Awesome Keanu: Where Harold?
The FirstHogwarts Champion: By a lake. It's probably that Celenea Pine tree Apple Lilly Ledbetter person again.
The Awesome Keanu: Harold, she's at #Hogwarts.
Bramblestar thought Why am I following these two? before resuming his catchup on Twitter.
ILOVEEDWARD4EVA: Oh Edward, I love you forever.
The First Hogwarts Champion: I'd rather return to #Hogwarts than stay here any longer.
TWILIGHTFANS4EVA: Stupid wizard, not just getting lost but you don't know the meaning of love.
The First Hogwarts Champion: Actually, I do. I just see Felicia McNamara as a friend.
TWILIGHTFANS4EVA: Well, there's no love at #Hogwarts.
The First Hogwarts Champion:*Puts hand over his heart* Madame, how rude.
On The Wings Of A Dove: Sylveon!
Bramblestar sighed. It was bad enough with the Fangirl arguing with Harold Browne, whoever he was, but for Dovewing to interrupt the row just when it started to get interesting was too much. Besides, the Plan's annual Hat Festival was starting shortly and the way his cats were behaving it would be a miracle if they got there in time. Just as he was about to log off a new message popped up which read:
Jay Of pThree: Does anyone know where to find a #StarSaber?
Lion Of The Three: Better find one Autobot or two Decepticons. Why?
Jay Of Three: Cause it could come in handy one day.
Sighing, Bramblestar got up. Why must I be surrounded by idiots on Twitter? As he was about to switch the Computer another new message popped up.
The First Triwizard Champion: Help! Edward Cullen has got me!
Glancing up at the screen, Bramblestar thought "Rescue Harold or go to the Hat Festival?" But before he could make his mind up another message popped up.
Jay Of Three: *Cuts through Harold's bonds* There, safe?
The First Hogwarts Champion: Thanks. *Harold vanishes*
Jay Of Three: Well, better return this back and get ready for the Hat Festival.
Bramblestar reminded himself to do the same, and switching off the Computer he picked up a hat to wear and placed on to his head. As he began to get the Clan together Jayfeather emerged. Leafpool asked "Where did you go?" Jayfeather muttered "I'll tell you after the festival." On the Island the Cats Had gathered under a moonlit sky as Blackstar, the ShadowClan leader announced the start of the festival. Very soon the festival was drawing to an end, with Dovewing's dove hat winning the "Weirdest Hat Award" and ten mice. But that was the only prize ThunderClan won that day.
So that's Chapter 7 done. Twitter names:
The First Triwizard Champion: Harold Browne.
The Awesome Keanu: Keanu Thompson
ILOVEEDWARD4EVA: Bella Swan
TWILIGHTFANS4EVA: Unnamed Twilight fan.
To clarify: Due to Celenea's meddling with a Time Turner which sent her to Harold's time period which ended up sending Harold and his friends to the present is a Parody Sue.