If Warrior Cats Had Twitter Chapter 9: Loggy McLogface, Video Games and Fandom Pairings.
Author's Note: I do not own Warrior Cats, Twitter, Undertale, Professor Layton, Pokemon, Boaty McBoatface, 3DS or My Immortal. I also don't own Warmy.
Sleepstar woke up. Giving a yawn and a stretch, she climbed out of her nest. Switching on the computer she searched Twitter. Singing in to her account she saw Jayfeather's Tweet pop up.
Jay Of The Three: What shall I name this stick?
Sleepstar looked at the Tweet. It had one thousand retweets, and a few comments. She typed "How about Sticky McStickface?"
Lion Of The Three: How about Pokey McPokeface?
Random Twoleg: Loggy McLogface.
Jay Of The Three: It's not a log.
Sighing, Sleepstar switched off Twitter. Picking up her 3DS, she decided to play her video game. "Now, how do I free the mummy?"
Meanwhile…
Squrrielflight was browsing her Twitter feed, when a Tweet from Ivypool stated that "This year is the Tenth Anniversary of My Immortal" Squrrielflight knew what Ivypool meant. Suddenly Sleepstar's Tweet popped up.
TheSleepyLeader: What's the most recent video game you played?
BurntCinders: Pokemon OmegaRuby.
Heartthatiswarm: Undertale.
Squrrielflight thought for a moment before typing "Last game I played? Professor Layton and Miracle Mask"
On the other side of the ThunderClan Camp, Lionblaze was reading fanfiction. Scrolling down, he spotted something that interested him. Clicking on the title, he began to read.
Meanwhile, in StarClan, Hollyleaf was browsing through Twitter when she saw Lionblaze's recent tweet.
Lion Of The Three: Just read a fanfic about me, and it was pretty nasty. It was about me and Thrushpelt!
Holly Of The Three: I think it's a case of Rule 70.
Lion Of The Three: Rule 70? What's that?
Holly Of The Three: If a Character exists, the chances of them being Shipped increases.
Lion Of The Three: What else?
Holly Of The Three: Rule 71 is "If two Characters haven't been paired yet, sooner or later someone will pair them up"
Lion Of The Three: So Rules 70 and 71 are to do with Shippings.
Holly Of The Three: Not just Rules 70 and 71, there's also Rule 72
Lion Of The Three: Which is?
Holly Of The Three: Eventually, everyone will be shipped.
Lion Of The Three: Oh! I think I should do a list of all shipping that exists in fandom.
With that, Hollyleaf logged out of the computer and decided to lie down.
Author's Note: The bit about Jayfeather finding yet another stick and holding a naming competition is a reference to how there was a competition around a new ship being built which resulted in people naming it "Boaty McBoatface". The bit at the end about Pairings is something I thought of. Originally it was going to be Lionblaze discovering that he was paired up with Twilight Sparkle, but instead, became Lionblaze finding a fanfic about him and Thrushpelt. Sorry if it took too long. Anyway, I'm on the homestretch of this fanfiction, so in four chapters time this fanfiction will be complete.