If Warrior Cats Had Twitter Chapter 10: Pooh's Adventures, Crazy Shippings and The Missing Trophies.

Author's Note: I do not own Warrior Cats, Twitter, any crazy shippings in fandom, Pooh's Adventures, The Rocky Horror Picture Show or anything else that may appear in this fanfiction. I only own Sleepstar. Also, I recommend not to try and pair me up with any fictional character. Seriously, don't. Not even with Hughes Falcons. Or any inanimate objects. The shipping Lionblaze creates is meant to be a joke. Please don't ship it.

It has been a month since Firestar last logged onto his Twitter. Lionblaze was still doing his "Shippings List", which as he explained it, "When two characters are paired by fans." As he scrolled through the recent tweets he noticed something.

TheSorrel: There's a Warriors movie. I am not joking.

Firestar sighed. Sorreltail tends to find the latest on "Upcoming Films". Even while asleep. Wait, what? Sorreltail surfing the internet while asleep? Stranger things have happened, such as the time when Greystripe decided to go and build a garden railway in ThunderClan's territory. Or when Cloudtail stole a cake from a bakery. Or when a warrior decided to name his mate's kits after some musical instruments from a catalogue stolen from a twoleg. Pianopaw and Guitarpaw hasn't been the same since. Especially when they went to their first Gathering. Firestar decided to continue scrolling through Twitter to take his mind off Pianopaw and Guitarpaw. The next tweet he saw was from Sleepstar.

TheTiredStar: I just saw the worst remake ever. Eddie was killed in the freezer, not pushed through the window.

Lion Of The Three: Rocky Horror Picture Show?

TheTiredStar: Yep.

Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the camp, Leafpool was looking at a random person's Twitter account when Lionblaze's Tweet popped up

Lion Of The Three: TiredStar haven't shipped herself with any fictional character.

Leaves In The Pool: Maybe you can create a Crack ship involving her.

After Lionblaze left, Leafpool decided to go back to her Medicine Cat duties.

A few days later, at the Gathering, Bramblestar was talking to Squrrielflight while Jayfeather approached his brother. "Lionblaze, what have you done?" he asked. Lionblaze muttered "What did I do?" "You shipped Sleepy with someone" "Go on" "The first letter begins with a "S"" "Sir- oh no. I've created a Crack Ship. I paired Sleepy up with a train" "You did what?" "I heard about Rule 72 from Hollyleaf, that eventually everyone will be Shipped. When I went through a list of Possible Shippings created by fans I found a few involving fangirls and fanboys Shipping themselves with characters. I realised that Sleepy haven't paired up two fictional characters or shipped herself with any fictional characters. So I decided to ship her with one." "You do realise StarClan will ban the Clans from the Internet?" Jayfeather finished, as Lionblaze muttered "It's probably all over the web now. Even worse, someone might think it's a Pooh's Adventures Shipping"

At that moment Mistystar announced the opening of the Gathering. "Now, do you remember the trophies that have been, how shall I say it, Misplaced? Well, I finally found out where the trophies are. They have ended up in a gorge downriver from the old territories. They will be delivered tomorrow" she reported. After Onestar and Rowanstar made their reports, Bramblestar made his report. "ThunderClan is doing well, but one of our warriors has brought the Clans' use of Twitter into disarray. They have shipped Sleepstar with, get this, a train. I will find the culprit behind this before the next Gathering." With that the Gathering came to an end.

This chapter took some time to write up. By the way, Lionblaze's Crack Shipping is meant to parody certain fangirls in certain fandoms who ship themselves with Sentient Vehicles. I do not mean to offend anyone. Anyway, this chapter marks the end of one of the four Brick Jokes. The next three chapter will be up soon, and the last three Brick Jokes will be wrapped up.