If Warrior Cats Had Twitter Chapter 12
Author's Note: I do not own Warrior Cats or Twitter. This chapter will tie up all the loose ends. This chapter will be the last as it is becoming more difficult to think of ideas for the Clans' Tweets now, plus I want to move on from writing fanfiction within the next three years. So this Chapter is going to be the last.
Bluestar sighed as she looked at her Twitter feed. It had been a long time since she last logged into Twitter. Logging in, she saw there was arguments about the missing trophies, which stretched to over two thousand comments, some of which included posts from other Universes. "What do you mean the trophies have vanished?" Tweeted ADistrict6Tribute, whoever has that handle. Sighing, Bluestar groaned. It was a bad idea to give the Clans Twitter, she thought before Firestar's Tweet popped up
"What is it with stupid Transfer rumours about ThunderClan United"
"Er, this isn't Twoleg Sports" Bluestar Tweeted in reply
"Oh, right" Firestar replied
"I also discovered who was the culprit who created a Crack Shipping involving Sleepstar. It was... Lionblaze!"
"You sound like Wagatha Christie" Bluestar replied under the second tweet
"What?"
"Some Twoleg newspaper was printing a story about a Twoleg female, mate of some soccer guy. Anyway, this female removed everyone on her Contacts list except for one other Twoleg"
"Go on"
"The other Twoleg was the mate of another soccer star, and in order to discover the culprit, the first twoleg made up some "fake stories" which only the second twoleg found. The second Twoleg then sent the stories to the newspaper and it all went down from there"
"That's the same thing I did to find the culprit over the Crack Shipping. But how did you know all this?" Firestar asked
"Sleepstar told me about it a while ago, but there is a trial soon" Bluestar Tweeted
"Interesting"
With that Bluestar got up and went to sleep. The next morning, after hunting a mouse and eating, Bluestar returned to the laptop, switched on the laptop and opened the Internet browser before attempting to open Twitter. Unfortunately for her, and the other Clan cats, the Clan Founders had decided to take matters into their own paws and ban the Clans from having Twitter. Of course, the ban extended to cover even StarClan, the Dark Forest and the Kittypets.
"Why?" Bluestar yowled, upset that she was unable to access her Twitter page, and browse Twitter for updates on the Clans' activities. "Maybe it's for the best if the Clans didn't have Social Media at all" Bluestar muttered to herself, realising that since every Clan cat set up a Twitter account several years earlier, everyone had started to get even lazier. "Firestar, shall we send a prophecy to the Living Clans?" she asked the ginger tom.
"Sure. It's been a while since we last sent a message to the Clans" Firestar pointed out as the two former ThunderClan leaders went to the Moonpool
With that that is the end of If Warrior Cats Had Twitter. The ending, in which the Clan Founders decides to take action while the cats were asleep was an idea Really Random Person and I came up with in 2014. Originally I planned for the story to be fourteen chapters long, but decided to cut the amount of chapters to twelve as it is becoming harder to write out tweets the cats would say, especially over fourteen chapters, as well as the fact I plan to quit writing fanfiction in 2024 once I have several long-term fanfics I have planned for next year is completed, plus I feel like moving on from writing fanfiction. I also have a rewrite of an older fanfiction I have planned that will be the definitive version, and am halfway through writing the first chapter, so that will take up some time, plus several rewrites of my original stories as well as the three remaining In-Progress fanfics I want to finish off before I start work on the three long-term fanfictions, one of which will be a Hunger Games fanfiction trilogy centred on three District 6 brothers (The brief mention of ADistrict6Tribute relates not to the third of the brothers, but a minor but a fairly important character in the fanfiction trilogy, so it's basically a teaser to a future fanfiction). Once those fanfictions are done, then I will retire from fanfiction writing as a whole. The conversation between Bluestar and Firestar is a reference to the "Wagatha Christie" story; I decided to add that to reference Firestar exposing Lionbaze as a culprit in a matchmaking controversy. After eleven years, several scrapped ideas and several Writers' Blocks, If Warrior Cats Had Twitter is officially over.