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Chapter 10: The Setup
(scene opens up with Gohan trying to wake up Piccolo, who is unconscious from Nappa's attack last episode)
GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo, wake up! You have to stop him!
"This really isn't looking good," Lisanna fearfully says.
"Depends on your definition of good," Mira mumbels.
PICCOLO: (incoherent mumbling)
KRILLIN: Don't worry, Gohan! Goku's never let us down! I'm sure he'll be here any second!
"Where even is he?" Gray asks.
(scene cuts to Goku eating food at Princess Snake's castle at Other World)
"No…." Erza mutters looking at the screen in disbelief.
"Not even Natsu would do this when his friends are in danger," Gajeel says, also looking at the screen in disbelief.
GOKU: (with his mouth full) Thanks for the food again, Princess Snake!
PRINCESS SNAKE: Well, it's the least I could do for trying to eat you like that. But I thought there was... (GOKU: Hmm, bacon!) something else you had to do? Something about Saiyans...and the Earth?
(Goku gulps down his food and takes a long pause)
(scene cuts to Goku running on Snake Way)
GOKU: Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!
"HE ACTUALLY FORGOT!?"
"I swear if something bad happens to Gohan because of his father's stupidity," Mira curses out.
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(scene shifts to Gohan still trying to wake up an unconscious Piccolo)
GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo, get up! Please, get up! Seriously, he's gonna kill us!
"C'mon Piccolo!" Wendy desperately prayed.
NAPPA: Well, the green guy's out. Too bad. Guess I'll have to find someone else to play with!
KRILLIN: (thinking) Please not me! Please not me! Please not me! Please not me! PLEASE NOT ME!
NAPPA: Eenie-meenie-minie-(to Gohan) you.
GOHAN: Wh-What?! (Nappa kicks Gohan) AUGH!
"NO GOHAN!"
"HE'S JUST A KID!" Mira shouted in worry.
"C'mon Krillin, do something!" Natsu rages.
(Gohan gets sent flying into a boulder and lands on the ground)
KRILLIN: (off-screen) WHOOO! Not me! (notices Gohan does not get up) Gohan? (Nappa looks towards Krillin) Uh-oh! Thought that would have lasted longer!
"What did he think was gonna happen!?" Lucy asked incredulously.
"Grow a pair Krillin, c'mon!" Gray shouts.
NAPPA: Midget's next! (charges after Krillin) RHAAAA!
KRILLIN: (desperately) Wait! My turn! My turn! My turn!
NAPPA: Oh! (suddenly stops dead in his tracks)
"Don't tell me that actually worked," Romeo sighs.
VEGETA: What- Nappa, what are you doing?
NAPPA: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
"I'm happy that it worked," Wendy sighs in relief.
VEGETA: (stammers in complete confusion while his nose starts to bleed)
NAPPA: You okay, Vegeta?
VEGETA: Yes just...just an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity…
"I'm pretty sure we've all had one once," Lucy comments looking directly at Natsu.
"What?"
"Nothing."
NAPPA: Wow, didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
(Vegeta screams in frustration)
VEGETA: (struggling to restrain his temper) Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... Nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
NAPPA: What's that, Vegeta?
VEGETA: Happiest...moment...of...my life.
"I think Vegeta is going insane," Happy observes.
"If my partner was that stupid, I would too," Lily says.
KRILLIN: Hey! STOP TREATING ME LIKE A JOKE, DAMMIT! I've got a new technique- (begins charging his Destructo Disc) Which I probably could have used earlier and maybe saved all of our friends' lives... But, that's besides the point! Get ready for my DESTRUCTO DISC!
"Yeah, why didn't he use it earlier?" Natsu asks.
"Plot," Levy mumbled.
PICCOLO: (barely alive) Laaame…
"Agreed," Gajeel says.
KRILLIN: Now, take THIS! (throws Destructo Disc at Nappa)
NAPPA: Ooo! A frisbee, Vegeta!
VEGETA: Nappa, no! It's a trick!
NAPPA: But Vegeta, Trix are for kids.
"Please die," was the thought for most of them.
VEGETA: ...You know what, Nappa? On second thought, catch it. Catch it with your teeth.
"Even Vegeta wants him dead at this point," said Romeo.
NAPPA: Yay, like a doggy! Bow-(gets cut by the disc, which rebounds towards a small mountain) Ow!
RICOLA GUY: Riiiicolaaaa... (The disc cuts the top of the plateau off, causing it to fall) OH, GODDAMN IT!(the top collapses into a pile of rubble)
"If Krillin could aim it better, then that could be a really good technique," Erza analyzes .
"Do think he ever will?" Lucy asks.
"No," Levy answers.
NAPPA: (seeing the cut on his face) Oh no! My face! My precious modeling career!
(Remembers having his photo taken for a Vogue magazine)
"He actually had an image," Carla responds in disgust.
NAPPA: You know, I was trying to be a team player. (begins charging a blast) Trying to be a nice guy!
"You weren't," Juvia said.
KRILLIN: You killed half our friends!
NAPPA: I said, "trying!" (throws blast at Krillin)
"You could've tried a lot better," Lisanna says.
KRILLIN: Well you're failing- Oh, God! (gets hit by Nappa's blast)
(Krillin Owned Count: 8)
"That really had to hurt," Lucy winces.
NAPPA: And so are you!
PICCOLO: I'm back! (shoots Nappa in the back)
"Alright Piccolo!" Happy and Romeo cheer.
NAPPA: AAAAAUGH... Iseewhatyoudidthere.
PICCOLO: Now, it's you and me, big guy! And I'm gonna kick your a-
(Gohan, also regaining conscious, kicks Nappa into a pile boulder)
"HOLY!"
The mages were taken off guard by Gohan's attack.
"THAT'S IT GOHAN!" Natsu cheered.
"Take that you big lug!" Lisanna and Mira cheered.
GOHAN: Take that, you insufferable f**king simpleton!
And again they were taken aback by Gohan's colorful choice of words.
"LANGUAGE!" Mira reprimanded.
PICCOLO: WHOA, Gohan! What the hell?!
GOHAN: (calmed down) Oh? Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Piccolo, I didn't mean to snap like that!
PICCOLO: No, stay snapped! STAY SNAPPED- (Nappa recovers from the attack) Augggh, goddamn it...
NAPPA: (growls) You-a-making-me-so-mad! (begins charging up a powerful blast while Gohan stands still, completely paralyzed in fear)
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE RUN!" Gray screamed.
NAPPA: Vegeta, look, "Imma firing my-" (face turns into Shoop the Whoop) BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
(Gohan still does not try and dodge the blast and stands still, paralyzed with fear)
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
"RUN GOHAN!"
"I CAN'T WATCH!"
PICCOLO: (thinking while running towards Gohan) Alright, it's time to redeem myself- through one final act of redemption.
"Piccolo's gonna save him!" Happy screamed in relief.
Their eyes widened at what Piccolo does next.
PICCOLO: (appears in front of Gohan to protect him from Nappa's attack) I'll save Gohan and- Wait a second, why didn't I just grab him? I can probably still do that now, actually! Yeah, that's it, I'll grab him and throw him out of the way- (gets hit by Nappa's blast) GAAAAAAAAAAH!
(a giant explosion occurs, which causes a giant shockwave)
"Nonononononononono…." The girls(Not Erza or Cana) clasp their hands over their mouths at the scene.
Even Mira(Who hasn't been his biggest fan) was taken aback by his selfless act.
The guys stared jaw dropped at the scene.
KRILLIN: WAAHAA!
(smoke clears, revealing that Piccolo is still alive, but mortally wounded)
PICCOLO: Yeah, that's right, I can take anything you can dish o- (in his thoughts) oh, God, there go my organs. (falls to the ground)
"Maybe he's still ok! May-maybe he'll just pass out!" Wendy frantically tries to reassure herself.
GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo!
PICCOLO: (weakly) Unh... Gohan...come closer... There's...something...I have to tell you...
GOHAN: Is it that you always pictured me as a son, because you can never make your own- considering you lack the reproductive organs to produce your own legitimate offspring?
"Maybe he did," Mira mutters.
PICCOLO: (weakly) Neeeeerrrrrrd.
"Not the time man," Gajeel says quietly.
GOHAN: Wh-what?
PICCOLO: Just...shut up and...listen.
GOHAN: What is it, Mr. Piccolo?
PICCOLO: (weakly) Why...didn't...you... (at the top of his lungs) DOOOOOOOODGE?! Bleh. (dies)
GOHAN: NOOOOOO! (his scream continues to echo, eventually being heard at Kami's Lookout)
"Oh Gohan," their hearts reach out to him.
Levy crosses his name off the list.
KAMI: Ugh! Well Mr. Popo, it seems my time has come. But don't worry, my friend, you can go to Namek and wish myself and the others back with their Dragon Balls. It will be a long and arduous journey, but I'm sure you can-
MR. POPO: Bitch, I ain't going nowhere.
KAMI: But Mr. Popo, the fate of the entire universe is-
MR. POPO: Pecking order!
KAMI: But... I... Well then... goodbye, my friend. (fades away following the death of Piccolo)
"Wait...Kami died too!?" Natsu looked very confused. The rest of the guild all turned to Levy.
Even she didn't really know. "I guess they were connected through something," she tried to explain.
MR. POPO: (zooms into his eyes) Byyyye.
(scene shifts back to the battlefield, with Krillin helplessly watching Gohan mourn over Piccolo's death)
Everyone was immediately sad again.
NAPPA: Vegeta, did you see me kill the green guy?
VEGETA: (reading a magazine) Yes, Nappa, that was a very good kick
"Bastard doesn't even care," Gray says.
NAPPA: Daww, Vegeta! You weren't watching! Can you at least watch me kill the toddler?
VEGETA: Ugh, fine! (throws magazine at the ground)
GOHAN: GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I'm gonna eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
"Oh…." was Levy's only response to Gohan's words.
"Wait, what did he say?" Natsu asks.
NAPPA: (short pause) What?
GOHAN: I'M GONNA SKULLF*CK YOU!
"Oh…" Was everyone's response.
GOHAN: MASENKOOO-HAAAAA! (fires a Masenko at Nappa)
"KICK HIS ASS GOHAN!" Natsu shouted.
NAPPA: AAAAAH!
(Nappa deflects Gohan's blast into a plateau)
"There's just no stopping this guy!" Erza's teeth grind together in agitation.
NAPPA: (while holding his hand, which is numb) Arrrrrgh. Bitch Please!
GOHAN: I'm sorry, Mr. Piccolo. I-I failed you…
"No, you did your best Gohan," Mira says softly.
"And it wasn't good enough," Gajeel retorts, only to be elbowed by Levy.
KRILLIN: You sure did! I uh... I mean...sorry for your loss.
"Dammit, Krillin," Gray says.
NAPPA: Well, it's been fun, kid-I mean, for me, not for you. As for you, everyone important to you is dead.
KRILLIN: Hey, I'm still alive-
NAPPA: Everyone important!
"Krillin's life really sucks."
KRILLIN: (sadly) Dammit.
NAPPA: (raises his foot) Now, Nappa Smash!
"I can't watch!" Wendy and Mira said as both turn their eyes from the screen.
(Gohan and Krillin both close their eyes, preparing for the worst, but Gohan is suddenly moved out of the way before Nappa can crush him with his foot)
"Huh?"
The two girls turned their eyes back when they didn't hear any pained screaming.
Everyone stares in confusion at Gohan's disappearance.
NAPPA: Oo-wa-waa? Hey! Where'd he go! Did he disappear, or was he never there to begin with? (dramatic music and screen zooms in on Nappa's face)
(Gohan is shown to be on top of Flying Nimbus)
"T-that cloud…!" Happy shouts.
"That could only mean…!" Lucy says as her and everyone else came under the same realization.
"GOKU IS BACK!" Natsu and everyone else screamed at once.
NAPPA: Oh wait, there he is.
GOHAN: Huh?
(Goku lands, finally arriving at scene of the battle)
"Finally!" Everyone sighs in relief.
GOKU: Hey, guys! What'd I miss? I-(notices everyone's corpses) Oh, are they all... Tenshinhan... Piccolo...? Yamcha? Oh wow, especially Yamcha... (notices Chiaotzu body is nowhere to be seen) Wait, where's Chiaotzu?
Everyone lowers their heads at the sight of the fallen warriors.
KRILLIN: Oh, he's here...and there...and there...and-
GOHAN: Krillin!
KRILLIN: What?
GOHAN: Too soon!
GOKU: I'm sorry I'm late, you guys. But I brought some Senzu Beans for you!
KRILLIN: Woohoo! Thank you, Ex Machina.
"Oh, they're like instant heal medicine," Levy says as she writes it down in her notepad.
GOKU: (to Vegeta and Nappa) Hey! Which one of you did all this?
NAPPA: That was me, totally calling it. (Goku is shaking in rage over the loss of his friends) I killed every single one of them- except for Chiaotzu. He blew himself up!
(Goku continues to shake in anger and begins to power up)
GOKU: (powering up) HHHHAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!
"I think this is the first time we've seen Goku genuinely angry," Lucy points out.
"Now this definitely reminds me of Natsu," Erza says with a smile.
Natsu doesn't respond, because it's Erza, she's correct, and he's too excited to watch Goku kick ass.
NAPPA: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
VEGETA: (Takes off his scouter) It's...one thousand and six.
"That doesn't seem right," Levy points out.
NAPPA: Wha- really?
VEGETA: Yeah, kick his ass, Nappa! (turns off his scouter)
NAPPA: YAY! (charges into battle with Goku)
(Nappa gets beaten to pulp while Vegeta, Gohan, and Krillin watch, completely shocked at Goku's beatdown)
NAPPA: (while getting pummeled by Goku) OOOWWW! Ow ow ow ow! Dah! Doh! Dah! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!
VEGETA: Hm, that doesn't seem right...
NAPPA: (faintly in background) My arm doesn't bend that way! My arm doesn't bend that way! (loud crunching sound is heard) Oh, now it does!
Everybody cheers and laughs at Nappa's beatdown. It was a long time coming in their minds.
VEGETA: Wait, wait, wait, wait... Nappa!
(Nappa gets knocked over next to Vegeta)
NAPPA: (in pain) WHAAAAAT?!
VEGETA: I had the Scouter upside down. (once again takes off his scouter) It's over nine thousand. (calmly crushes scouter) Rah.
"I feel like that should've been more dramatic," Lucy says a bit disappointed.
NAPPA: Why do you sound so bored?!
VEGETA: Because, it's still not a threat.
NAPPA: But-
VEGETA: To me. Besides, once we get the Dragon Balls, we'll just wish for immortality! Then no one will be able to stop us.
GOKU: Wait, what? But you killed Piccolo.
"Yeahhhh," Everyone drags out.
VEGETA: And your point is...?
GOKU: Well, if he's dead, the Dragon Balls don't work.
"IS THAT WHY KAMI DIED!?" Levy shouts in shock before swiftly writing down a shit load of information.
VEGETA: Wh... what?
NAPPA: Oh, and I totally killed that guy.
"Vegeta's gonna lose it," Gajeel laughs.
NAPPA: Oh well, at least we still had fun getting here, right, Vegeta? (Vegeta growls in anger) Vegeta? Remember the bug planet? (Vegeta continues growling in anger) Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vege- (scene cuts to Nappa getting killed by Vegeta) AAAAAAAAAGH! (gets obliterated in an explosion as Vegeta is last seen staring at the sky and giving an evil smirk)
The audience was placed into stunned silence.
"On one hand killing his partner was wrong, but on the other hand it was Nappa and I'm happy to see him gone," Lucy's voice breaks the quietness.
Nobody wanted to disagree with her.
[ENDING SEQUENCE]
Chapter End