NOTE: I want to say thank you for the support you guys have given me on this story. To have 100 followers is more than I expected and I'm happy that 100 people have actually liked this. This whole idea started on a complete whim of me being bored through this whole COVID stuff. This story was almost "The Strawhats watch DBZA" before I just settled on Fairy Tail. I also hope you guys enjoy the Ginyu Force stuff, since you've been looking forward to it. I do wanna answer some questions that I didn't answer before.
1. I do not plan to bring DB characters over. If I gave you that impression, then that's on me.
2. I have thought about doing this story, but with them watching the actual Dragon Ball. Which I might just turn my whole idea of intermissions into a side story of the guild watching other DB media. That won't happen until this story is done though.
3. I will do the DBZA shorts that are currently available as this story is being written and that's it. Anymore posted by TFS after this story is signed as complete won't be reacted to.
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Chapter 28: 到着を恐怖! 敬礼, ギニュー特戦隊!
(cuts to the Ginyu Force's space pods slowly opening up with the Ginyu Force flying up in front of Frieza)
CAPTAIN GINYU: Men, Introductions. (does a pose) Ginyu!
JEICE: (poses) Jeice!
BURTER: (poses) Burter!
GULDO: (poses) Guldo!
RECOOME: (poses) Recoome!
CAPTAIN GINYU: And together, we are...
["SANJOU! GINYU TOKUSENTAI!" OPENING SEQUENCE]
"They actually took over the opening," Levy was stunned.
"The bad guys even get the opening!?" Natsu shouted in shock.
(short silence as the Ginyu Force holds their pose in Front of Frieza)
"The poses are interesting though," Erza looked intrigued.
"They seem really committed to it," Wendy smiled.
FRIEZA: (thinking) Sure is Zarbon in here…
"Do you mean flamboyant or how they're dressed?" Gray asked.
"I'm pretty sure he means both," Evergreen pushed up her glasses.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Lord Frieza. Thank you for this chance to serve you.
RECOOME: AND BUST SOME HEADS!
"I'm always in that manly mood when facing enemies!" Elfman flexed.
"Just remember what side you're on big bro," Lisanna sweat dropped.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Quite. But before we go down to business, Jeice?
JEICE: Yes sir, cap'n. Here you go, Lord Frieza. The new up-to-date scouters.
"That accent," Juvia looked perplexed.
"What about it?" Gray asked.
"Just seems off," Juvia muttered.
FRIEZA: Good. And they have the ringtone I wanted?
CAPTAIN GINYU: Yes, sir. (presses a button on his scouter)
(Frieza's scouter starts playing "F" by Maximum the Hormone with a text that reads "Incoming Call From: Ginyu")
"The bad guys always have cool themes!" Natsu threw his hands up in exasperation.
FRIEZA: Glorious. Now, as you have been informed, Vegeta and a few other pests have taken my Dragon Balls.
RECOOME: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Vegeta?
BURTER: Little Veggie?
"Little Veggie?" Everyone snorted at the nickname.
GULDO: What's a Dragon Ball?
"Large orange orbs that have stars on them and grant wishes," Levy answered.
RECOOME: Recoome can't believe he had it in him.
BURTER: I know, right?
GULDO: What's a Dragon Ball?
"So, nobody is gonna answer him?" Lisanna asked.
"I did," Levy replied.
"Yeah, but he can't hear you," Lisanna smiled.
FREEZA: Yes. It turns out Zarbon and Dodoria weren't enough. I've called you five here to get them back.
"Are they gonna be enough?" Gajeel looked skeptical.
"Considering how scared Vegeta was, I'll say they're a threat," Erza answered.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Easy enough. Would you rather them dead or alive?
FRIEZA: Either or.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Dead it is! Ginyu Force, assemble!
"It's always 'dead' with bad guys," Lucy complained.
"It's almost as if bad guys are uncreative," Happy told her.
(the Ginyu Force huddles up and perform a warm up routine)
BURTER: Speed of light and strength of all...
RECOOME: The Ginyu Force shall make them fall!
JEICE: Lord King Cold's army's strongest force...
GULDO: We'll rid them all, secure the course.
CAPTAIN GINYU: If trouble meets us as we pass...
GINYU FORCE: We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
"It was going so good, until that part," Carla groaned.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Ginyu Force...
GINYU FORCE: Move out!
(the Ginyu Force flies away while the camera cuts to Frieza, who puts on his scouter and starts playing "F" by Maximum the Hormone again while smirking)
Natsu was still sulking.
(cuts to outside Guru's house)
VEGETA: We're dead! We are dead! All dead! All gonna die! Dead Men Be We! A cornucopia of pain and despair is coming our way to ensure our demise! We are SO going to die-e-e! Why-y-y-y?!
"Stop complaining and do something already." Laxus raised his voice in irritation.
GURU: Naaaail. Slap him.
(a slapping sound is heard)
KRILLIN: (off-screen) Ow!
GURU: Thank you.
"Wrong person, but that works too," Laxus leaned back in his seat.
VEGETA: Every fiber of my being wants to puke at once when I say this... but I need your heeeeh... I need your heeheeeeh…
"He physically can't bring himself to say it," Carla deadpan.
"I can relate to that feeling when dealing with Salamander/Natsu," Gajeel, Gray, and Laxus replied together.
"SAY THAT AGAIN!?" Natsu screamed.
"Quiet," Erza commanded.
The fire dragon slayer sat down immediately.
GOHAN: You need our help?
VEGETA: That, yes.
KRILLIN: All right. But if we're gonna be a team, we need a name!
VEGETA: No, we don't.
"Yes, you do," Natsu and Happy countered.
KRILLIN: Ooh, I know, how about "Team Three Star"?
"Why do I feel like this was on purpose?" Levy wondered.
VEGETA: ...What?
KRILLIN: Well, we're a team, and there's three of us, and the Dragon Balls have stars on them. "Team Three Star"!
"That is too dumb," Carla stated.
"I like it," Wendy disagreed with her partner.
"Of course you do," Carla rolled her eyes.
VEGETA: That just makes me want to kill you even more. And you're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
"You'll hurt Nappa's feelings," Lisanna frowned.
"He's dead," Mira told her.
"Doesn't mean it can't hurt," Lisanna argued back.
KRILLIN: Team Three Star, move out! (flies away)
VEGETA: I swear to God... (flies after him)
(cuts to Bulma sitting in a chair and taking a nap before a blast comes out of nowhere and nearly hits her, causing her to wake up. camera goes to Vegeta slowly walking up to her, eyes glowing red in anger)
VEGETA: Hello, Earth woman... (Bulma stammers in fear) You know what I want... Now give it to me!
"What in the actual hell…" Everyone stared at the screen confused.
BULMA: (scared and pointing to a Dragon Ball nearby) The... The Dragon Ball's right there.
VEGETA: Oh, I'm not here for the Dragon Ball...
BULMA: Wh... What?
VEGETA: Spread 'em…
Every woman in the guild would shatter at least one object later that day.
(Bulma closes her eyes and prepares for the worst, but suddenly, the camera cuts to her falling down from her chair, showing Krillin untying the Dragon Ball from her leg)
"Bulma's a freak," Is all Gajeel had to say after that scene.
KRILLIN: Taking the Dragon Ball; bitch at me later!
"We'll bitch at you now," Evergreen said.
VEGETA: Your hair looks stupid. (he and Krillin fly off)
GOHAN: Sorry, Bulma. (flies off)
BULMA: ALL OF MY HATE!
"Doesn't amount to shit," Bickslow said.
(cuts to Vegeta, Krillin, and Gohan flying at top speed in midair)
GOHAN: Vegeta...? If you don't mind me asking, what are we in for?
VEGETA: You ever watched Power Rangers?
GOHAN/Wendy: No.
VEGETA: Ninja Turtles?
GOHAN/Wendy: No.
VEGETA: Sailor Moon?
GOHAN/Wendy: No.
VEGETA: Beetle... Borgs?
GOHAN/Wendy: No.
VEGETA: V.R. Troopers?
GOHAN/Wendy: No.
VEGETA: Samurai Cyber-Squad?
GOHAN/Wendy: No.
VEGETA: ...Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills?
GOHAN: Oh, yeah!
"That sounds fun!" Wendy clapped her hands.
"Why does Gohan have to watch the least interesting one," Natsu complained.
"An overbearing mother is my guess," Lucy answered.
VEGETA: Goddammit!
(the trio lands in the area where Vegeta has stolen the five other Dragon Balls)
VEGETA: (runs up towards the five DragonBalls) Yes! We made it here before the Ginyus. Come on, let's get this over with and... (notices Gohan and Krillin standing far away from him, Krillin still holding a Dragon Ball, glaring) What the hell are you two doing?
KRILLIN: We don't think we can trust you. You still haven't pledged your allegiance to Team Three Star!
"Now is not the time for this, Krillin!" Erza warned.
"Just hand him the damn ball!" Lucy shouted.
VEGETA: What are you, dense? The Ginyu Force could be here any second and then we're-
CAPTAIN GINYU: Hi, Vegeta.
VEGETA: Hi, Ginyu.
"Wow," Is all everyone could reply with.
VEGETA: And then we're... (stops himself and notices that the Ginyu Force has arrived) Son of a *Scouter beep* *beep*ing *beep* beast! Why the *beep* does all this *beep*ing s*beep*t happen to me? (in background while Ginyu and Jeice speak) Well as far as I care these, miserable *beep* can have a *beep* *beep*gy…
"Vegeta has a very colorful vocabulary," Freed said.
"Considering the situation you can't blame him," Macao said.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Jeice, please.
JEICE: (pressing a button on his scouter, causing it to beep the moment Vegeta "curses") Sorry cap'n, the scouter's acting a bit chunky...
VEGETA: ...with a goddamn pig!
"Oolong is probably sneezing right now," Lisanna said.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Are you done?
VEGETA: (exhales) Yeah.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Very good. Now, to cut straight to the point: I want those two Dragon Balls you have there.
GULDO: (off-screen) Oh, so THAT'S a Dragon Ball.
"I wonder what he thought it was?" Wendy asked.
"You don't want to know," Levy answered.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Supposedly there are seven in total, if my report is correct. And the other five are…
KRILLIN: (scared) Right behind you!
"WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL!?" Everyone yelled at Krillin.
VEGETA: My God, man. You just cannot...
KRILLIN: (still running his mouth quickly) Shut up when I'm scared, I know. I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
"Please shut him up," Laxus begged.
"Make Krillin, not talk please," Gajeel begged as well.
VEGETA: Please kill him... Seriously, he won't be missed…
"I'll miss him," Natsu, Happy, and Wendy said.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Well, I do believe that accounts for everything. Before I take these Dragon Balls and leave my associates here to clean up, is there anything you'd like to say to me, Vegeta?
"Leave the planet?" Wendy hoped.
"Be friends?" Lisanna hoped.
"Make me a theme song?" Natsu hoped. Lucy smacked him for that.
VEGETA: As a matter of fact, there is. Look at your men, and now back to me. Now look back at your men, back to me. I am not your men, I'm flipping you off. Now look at the ground, back to me. Where's the Dragon Ball? It's gone! (shows a Dragon Ball flying off in the air) I threw it! And THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN...
BURTER: (lands with the Dragon Ball) Here you go, boss.
CAPTAIN GINYU: Thank you, Burter.
"Why...did he think that would work?" Lily questioned.
"Nothing but hopeful thinking," Levy answered.
"They need to stop that," Gajeel said.
BURTER: It's what I do.
VEGETA: But- But I chucked that son of a bitch as hard as I could!
BURTER: Oh, you can't beat my speed, I'm the fastest in the universe.
KRILLIN: (off-screen) That's what she said!
"Somebody punch him," Gajeel pleaded.
VEGETA: We're all going to die, anyway. So... (looks at Krillin) Baldy, break the ball!
"They can do that?" Lucy asked.
KRILLIN: What the-? I...
VEGETA: Punch the damn thing!
KRILLIN: AAAAAA... (tries punching the Dragon Ball, only to injure his hand) OW, my hand!
VEGETA: Hit it harder!
KRILLIN: But I...
VEGETA: Harder!
KRILLIN: YAAAAA... (punches the Dragon Ball again and screams in pain)
(Vegeta continues to demand Krillin to hit the Dragon Ball harder off-screen, only for Krillin to do so and groan in pain)
"I can work with this," Gajeel and the guild laughs.
RECOOME: Uh, Guldo. Don't you think you should...
GULDO: Oh? Oh right, that thing I do... (VEGETA: Break it or I'll break you!) stopping time, yeah. One sec.
"So, I'm just gonna guess they all have gimmicks," Levy starts writing down.
KRILLIN: WAAAAA... (prepares to hit the Dragon Ball again but it suddenly disappears) What? I...
VEGETA: What? Where did it go?
(Guldo is seen holding the Dragon Ball)
GULDO: See this, Vegeta? This is for all the times you used to embarrass me!
(flashback of Vegeta and Guldo's last meeting)
GULDO: Hey, Vegeta. How's it going?
VEGETA: Oh look, it's Guldo! You want a biscuit, boy? You want a biscuit?
GULDO: ...Do you think I'm a dog?
"Yes," Natsu answered seriously.
VEGETA: Have a biscuit! (throws a dog biscuit at Guldo's head)
Everyone smirked or laughed at the scene.
GULDO: (growls in anger)
(back to present)
GULDO: And now, it will be YOU who rolls over and plays dea- (gets hit in the head with a dog biscuit, causing him to growl in anger, eyes shown being bloodshot red)
Cue the full blown laughter from the audience.
CAPTAIN GINYU: All right, everyone settle down! Before I take these Dragon Balls to Lord Frieza, it's time for everyone's favorite game…
"Hide and seek?" Happy guessed.
JEICE, BURTER, GULDO, & RECOOME: WHEEL... OF... DEATH!
(a wheel appears on the screen with a city background)
CAPTAIN GINYU: Now, for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple. One of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills! (wheel spins and lands on Vegeta)
"That's not a very fun game," Happy's ears flopped down.
"What kind of maniacs play that anyway?" Erza was disgusted.
VEGETA: What the-? When did you have time to set this up? And... is that a camera?
"So this is being broadcasted, but to where?" Freed wondered.
(cuts to inside Frieza's throne room, with Vegeta's face shown on the monitor)
VEGETA: (from monitor) What kind of sadistic retard watches this crap?
FRIEZA: Love this show.
"That answers that question," Freed rolled his eyes.
"Both of those questions," Levy added.
(cuts to Captain Ginyu)
CAPTAIN GINYU: All right, first contestant...
(wheel starts spinning)
GULDO: Come on, Vegeta! Come on, Vegeta! (wheel lands on "Kid with Stupid Hair & Bald Guy") AAARGH! Re-spin, re-spin, re-spin!
RECOOME: Lucky little bastard got two of 'em…
"They're having too much fun with this," Makarov glared.
BURTER: Alright, let's give this sucker a spin.
(wheel starts spinning and lands on "Vacation")
CAPTAIN GINYU: Congratulations! You've just won a free all-expense-paid trip to Space Australia!
"So...is it like Australia, but in space?" Romeo asked.
BURTER: Oh, you've got to be freaking kidding me...
JEICE: Oh, hey, Space Aus'! That's me home planet!
"Never would've guessed," Juvia said. She was still put off by the accent.
KRILLIN: Wait, hold on. You're from Australia?
JEICE: Space Australia! Or more specifically, Space Brisbane. (holds up a small flag) Go Space Broncos!
KRILLIN: So... it's like... Australia…
JEICE: In space. Gotta be careful though, Burter. Space dingo will eat your space baby... Like me sister... Poor Sheila.
"Eating babies?" Wendy blanched.
"Remind me to never go there," Juvia shook her head.
VEGETA: Can we please get on with this?
JEICE: Oh, right, let's have a go then. (wheel starts spinning and lands on "Bankrupt") Ohh, piss off, ya great blooming pinwheel!
BURTER: Oh great. That means Vegeta goes to...
RECOOME: Yes! (to Guldo) In your face! (to Vegeta) Vegeta, your time is coming! Soon, you will face the End-All, the Be-All, the Plead-All... REEEECOOOOME!
"I know that they're the enemies, but he's just TOO MANLY!" Elfman jumped up and flexed.
"Good for you big brother," Lisanna patted his arm.
GOHAN: I swear, I don't even know what's going on anymore…
"I'm pretty sure we've all lost track," Levy sighed.
CAPTAIN GINYU: All right gang, it's time for me to head off. Try not to mess up your uniforms and be back by 05:00!
JEICE, BURTER, GULDO, & RECOOME: Yes Captain!
CAPTAIN GINYU: Ciao! (flies away with all seven Dragon Balls)
KRILLIN: So, uh, I guess we are fighting the little green guy over there?
VEGETA: Yeah, that's Guldo, have fun with him.
KRILLIN: Any strategies?
"Don't die," Laxus said.
VEGETA: Throw dog treats at him.
KRILLIN: How would that help?
VEGETA: I'll find it hilarious.
"Same," Gajeel agreed.
KRILLIN: Well, come on, Gohan. We're strong enough to take this guy! Just keep your guard up!
GULDO: That's right, keep on your guard. Don't drop it... not even for an instant! ZA WARUDO!
Levy looked unamused.
KRILLIN: What are you... (screen pauses, goes inverted, then goes back to normal) ...going on about-? (gets crushed by a steamroller)
"Why do I suddenly feel annoyed?" Levy squeezed her pen.
GULDO: You see that? That was just a taste of my power-! (Krillin is seen lifting the steamroller) ...Huh?
KRILLIN: (tosses the steamroller away) GAH-HA! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
"A very annoying joke," The blue haired word mage said.
GULDO: (dumbfounded) That...was supposed to crush you.
"You are aware that they're super powered right?" Romeo asked.
KRILLIN: Gohan... Did you see it? His power. He can...
GOHAN: Stop time?
KRILLIN: ...summon steamrollers!
"Stop talking," Gajeel said, flatly.
GOHAN: Y... You're sure about that?
"Gohan, don't listen to him," Mira sighed.
KRILLIN: Positive! Go for him!
(Krillin and Gohan start charging at Guldo)
GULDO: You fools... WAAH! (freezes Krillin and Gohan in midair and starts laughing)
Everyone got nervous seeing Gohan and Krillin struggling.
GULDO: My psychic powers are unrivaled in all the galaxy! You stood there and mocked me... The whole world stood there and mocked me! But now, you find yourselves slaves to my whim! Feel the earth fall out from under you, your world shatters! As I... AM... YOUR... why can't I feel my everything? (camera zooms out to show his head on the ground) Oh…
"Huh?" Everyone blinked in surprise.
(Guldo's body topples on the ground after being decapitated by Vegeta)
GULDO: (thinking) This is the end of the road... The end for me... I-I wonder... Will I dream...?
"We're crossing into some deep territory here," Lucy said nervously.
(Guldo gets hit in the head with a dog biscuit)
"And Vegeta ruined the moment again," Lucy said, flatly.
GULDO: (to Vegeta) I f***ing hate you.
VEGETA: I know. (blasts Guldo's head)
"Brutal," The guild whistled..
["TOKUSENTAI!" ENDING SEQUENCE]
[STINGER]
VEGETA: Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life! Always surrounded by miserable failing clods! Like this whole world just likes to bend me over and find me in the Alps! Like I'm some sort of schlock receptacle! Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbecue with a Goddamn pig!
"He really didn't say anything inappropriate," Freed said shocked.
"That just makes it funnier," Gajeel shrugged his shoulders.
Chapter End