"Hey Pacifica." Mabel said as she watched her blonde friend use her putt to hit the ball. They broke out the old custom putt-putt system Dipper helped Mabel make. So the night that grew evermore stormy had some new entertainment.

"Yeah?"

"Do you feel like we're missing something highly important or something possibly life changing?" Pacifica looked at the brunette and saw her twirl her putt in her hands while laying on her bed.

"Don't try to distract me with complex questions. It's not going to help you from me kicking your putt-putt butt." Pacifica said and hit the ball into the whole. Mabel groaned as she wrote down Pacifica's score.

Pacifica looked a bit smug, but did think the question over. And for some reason her heart ached even if she didn't know why.

Elsewhere

In the distance over at the apartment, Movie Night was no longer a movie night as one couple sat on the couch while their friend was marching back and forth in a huff.

Both Tambry and Dipper managed to get dressed. Even more, Wendy stepped out to gather her thoughts as the two's naked bodies were imprinted in her mind. The only thing that prevented her from being a blushing mess was her rage. And right now her rage was the only thing stopping these weak feelings inside her.

"I...I can't believe you two! You two have been fucking each other for...I don't know how long!" Wendy said.

"W-Wendy?" Dipper said, but withered when her gaze fell on him. His face dropped as he couldn't face her wrath.

Tambry was in a similar position, but she took a deep breath and tried to relax. "Relax Wends."

"Relax? Relax?!" Wendy waved her arms wildly in the air. "Oh sure, I'll relax just as soon as I get over the fact that you two are dating!"

…

Dipper and Tambry looked at each other before both started to laugh. Wendy's rage quelled in the confusion as she watched her friends laugh at her accusation. It wasn't suppose to be funny, it was serious.

"Wendy, are you serious? You think we're dating?" Tambry said.

"...you don't just let any guy go down on you like that." Wnedy said as Tambry wiped a tear away.

"Wendy, neither of us are looking for a relationship." Dipper said. "I've barely gotten back on speaking terms with Pacifica. I don't have the heart to start another relationship like that."

"And Robbie, you knew how much of a shitshow that was." Tambry leaned over and patted Dipper on the chest. "Believe me, we've both come to the agreement that this is a physical thing only. Relationships, feelings, and all that aren't our style."

Wendy just stood there in shock before slumping into a chair. Her eyes were blank as the truth was revealed to her. Dipper got worried when she kept blankly staring at the table and got up. He knelt to her side and put a hand on her shoulder.

The redhead flinched at the contact and was blushing heavy. "You still lied to me."

"Wendy, I didn't know how you'd feel about this. I mean I saw how angry you were about when Tambry dated Robbie and…"

"Oh it just makes sense." Wendy pouted. "She always rubs up to guys I…"

She paused and turned away from Dipper. Tambry raised an eyebrow and got up from the couch. She crossed her arms. "Guys you what? Wendy."

"Wendy?" Dipper said softly. "Are you angry with me or Tambry?"

Tambry and Dipper waited, but Wendy didn't shake. Then it struck Tambry. She groaned and facepalmed. "Oh shit."

Dipper turned to Tambry who now looked regretful. "Wendy I didn't mean to."

"You didn't mean to, but you still took him!" Wendy said as she tried to choke back a sob. "Even if this isn't a romantic relationship, I thought you'd respect my wishes."

"Guys, I need some expl-" Dipper stopped when he saw Tambry give him one look and remembered the phone call when Tambry was on the phone. "Should I be honored that you're jealous of me? Or is this the Pacifica situation all over again?"

"Do you...like me Wendy?" His old crush looked at him with her watery eyes and slowly nodded. Dipper could almost feel his feelings be punched in the chest. "Th-that's something I didn't expect."

"Yeah. Weird, huh?" Wendy bitterly chuckled as Tambry's guilt was etched on her face. "And Tambry knew. She knew everything and still..."

The redhead went back to burying her face in her arms.

"Let me explain Dipper." Tambry said.

Two Weeks Ago

Wendy came into the apartment with glee. "Tambry, Tambry I need you here."

The door opened and revealed Tambry with bags under her eyes and her posture slouching. "Too early for this."

"It's two in the afternoon. Anyways Soos just called me and told me that a certain pair of twins are coming over to spend their gap year in Gravity Falls." Tambry raised an eyebrow as Wendy was positively glowing.

"Oh yeah Dr. Funtimes and Mabel. Wasn't the last time I saw them in person was in the hospital after that really sour breakup between Funtimes and that platinum blonde." She noticed Wendy go rigid for a second.

The redhead nodded. "Yeah, but it'll be different this time. They'll be spending an entire year before they start college and I think that finally lets us do some real catch up and for some new adventures."

"Ugh, adventures. It sounds so exhausting." Tambry said as she slumped on the couch. She looked up and saw Wendy still looking a bit mystified with the possible future. "Unless you've got something in mind for one of the twins."

"What, no!" Wendy said. "I'm just imagining adventures with those two and what kind of trouble we can get in. Nothing else."

"Uh, huh." Tambry decided to push some buttons. "Well Northwest was also a pretty frequent adventurer. Even with an ex, I can imagine some scenario where they get back together."

"Ha, ha Tambry. I'm going to be super jealous of that." Wendy said.

"I'm not the one balling a fist and twitching with jealous rage." Tambry said. Her best friend tried to hide it, but Tambry sighed. "Look I understand plenty of your...feelings towards Dr. Funtimes. It hasn't been the most fun for you when you crossed that adult line and he was still in teenage years. I mean technically he still is."

"Tambry!"

The girl shrugged. "I'm just saying. And I understand, he's grown into a cutie. Or at least his face has since I've been video chatting with him."

Wendy just stared at her friend before Tambry blew a raspberry.

"Don't worry your pretty red hair off, I won't be doing anything." Wendy sighed before smiling softly.

"And…" Tambry finished and saw Wendy looking at her. "I do something. I'm really sorry Wendy. I did forget about your whole...spiel about Dipper. Even if it isn't romantic."

Dipper was stunned by the news as Wendy just wiped her eyes. Her previous thoughts of lust were dashed as her feelings were revealed. Quite the splash of cold water to wake her up. "Whatever. I'll call a ride and have Dipper be dropped off back at the shack."

"Huh?" Dipper said and saw Wendy pull out her phone. Something in his body was twisting around and didn't want this night to end. For his sanity, he wanted to help Wendy and not play a part in another friendship demise. But something else inside him wanted something else. Something more depraved.

He lunged himself at Wendy and held her. Tambry's eyes widened as Wendy dropped her phone. "Dipper, what the hell?!"

"Wendy, I'm really sorry for making you feel bad. You're one of my best friends and I went behind your back." Dipper said. Wendy tried breaking free from his hold, but found out he was a bit stronger than she initially thought. "It was wrong and I'll do anything to make it up."

"Anything?" Tambry said to herself, but caught on as Dipper turned Wendy over with the most serious look in his eyes. "Oh my."

"Dipper, I..." She stopped as she stared into his eyes. Inside her heart began to beat. Faster and faster with an almost chaotic energy behind it. Tambry's jaw almost dropped when she saw Dipper lean for a kiss. Wendy's eyes were wide open when it landed.

Yet with each passing second, her eyes fluttered to a close. She wrapped her arms around him and kissed him back. Tambry didn't know what to make of the entire scenario before she felt some pleasure in watching this.

The two broke apart with a trail of saliva between them and Wendy felt that pulse of lust push through her. She took control this time and hopped on Dipper. The two fell on the couch. Dipper groaned, but Wendy took advantage and french kissed him. Tambry covered her mouth in surprise as she saw the almost primal actions as her friend made out with her target.

Wendy pulled back. Her eyes were sharp as Dipper actually seemed out of breath. The redhead smirked at how blown away he was when she was groped from behind. She squealed and turned around to see Tambry. The girl licked her lips as she moved her hands in circles.

"No bra, just flannel and tee, huh." Tambry said. She pressed her weight against Wendy and sandwiched the girl between her friends. Dipper just began to recover as Wendy yelped. Tambry's tongue traced the nape of her neck. "Consider this my apology as well."

"W-wait." Wendy stuttered. Dipper took advantage of the situation and kissed her collarbone. His hands grasped her waist and he began to slightly grind against her. The strong front Wendy had slowly crumbled as her friends worked together. "Not fair! Guys, you need to-"

Another moan cut through her words as Dipper unbuttoned her shirt and lifted her shirt. Her breasts spilled out and he latched onto a nipple. Tambry unbuttoned Wendy's jeans and slipped a finger down into her underwear. The two were so in sync that Wendy could feel her barriers already breaking. Tambry grabbed the roots of her hair and yanked her head back. The redhead faced her friend when she took the same french kiss. Their tongues wrestled, but Tambry seemed to outclass her.

Pulling back, Wendy was out of breath when Tambry got off her. "Dipstick let's really make it up to her in her room."

"Got it." Dipper said. Wendy yelped when he picked her up and she blushed pretty hard when looking up at him. They travelled down the hall and Tambry licked her lips as she reached for her hem.

"Wow. Um, maybe we can really talk about this and-" Wendy was plopped onto the bed and Dipper silenced her with another kiss.

Tambry came in and pulled Dipper off. Wendy's mind was dazed, but she covered her mouth in shock to see Tambry already topless. The first time was a bit ruined by the revelation of her relationship, but this time she was allowed to enjoy everything. A few thumps of clothes later and Dipper was shirtless and in his boxers.

"We'll do our best to make it up to you."

"Th-This is more than enough." Wendy said. She swallowed the lump in her throat. "So it should be my turn."

With a red face drunk off lust, Wendy dropped her flannel and her white tee before slowly stripping off her pants. Dipper took the moment to compare the two. Tambry and Wendy were very even with their own unique body type that didn't make or break his judgement.

Tambry was more plump. Plump breasts, hips, and ass. Thighs were thick and her lips were so pillowy. The baggy hoodies covered much of her assets and Dipper found her personality exemplified her features even more. And over the course of the week, Dipper was able to love every curve and slight pudge of her body.

And Wendy...Wendy wasn't his first crush for nothing. Once tall and a bit lanky has become a solid build of muscle and fat just an inch taller than him. He licked his lips at the sight of her faint ab outline. The definition in her arms was immaculate and her thighs were more muscular than Tambry's. While her bust and butt were smaller, it didn't detract any points. This was the woman who was built to fight and tonight love.

"There. Now we're all exposed." Wendy said as her eyes darted between Tambry's breast and Dipper's bulge. Aside from those features, she could see the numerous hickeys from their trysts.

"Not all of us." Tambry crawled on the bed and snaked her way around Wendy. Holding the woman still, the geek spread her legs and sucked on her neck. Dipper dropped his last article of clothing and Wendy's eyes widened to the max. Her breath was growing more and more hot as he crawled toward her.

"Where should I start?"

Letting go with a pop, Tambry groped her friend. "Do you want to taste or feel?"

"I, uh, I want to taste." Dipper sat down and Tambry released her. Wendy knelt down with her mouth watering. Her lips slowly wrapped around the head and somewhat smiled at hearing him groan. Slowly inch by inch she took it. Wendy hummed to vibrate her throat and made Dipper clench his teeth.

SMACK!

Wendy winced at the strike and saw Tambry looking down on her. "Enough of the vanilla shit. Dipper, you need to rock her world and take control. She's had too many booty calls where she was on top. I think she'd like to be on the backfoot for once."

"Really?" Before Wendy could pull away, Dipper grasped her head and moved to a kneeling position. Slightly rising to his knees, Wendy was now on all fours. "Ok then."

Tambry smirked as Dipper went to town. Wendy's throat slightly bulged each time it in and drool coated her favorite thing in a shiny coat. And with each passing moment, Dipper was less concerned with Wendy as he used her mouth as his own personal fleshlight.

GLURK-GLURK-GLAH

Wendy's eyes seemed to roll in the back of her head before Dipper craned his neck back. With a loud groan, he pumped a massive load down her throat. It was so much that her stomach felt full after a while. She spit and sputtered some of it as he wretched it out of her throat. Her tongue was coated in spunk and drool while her face was a deep red.

"Not bad. Dipper." She said between gulps of air.

Wendy was pulled onto her back as Tambry laid her on her lap. The redhead blushed at the action before Tambry kissed again. The two softly moaned while Dipper positioned himself above her. They broke the kiss when Dipper teased her entrance. Tambry smirked at the action.

"Ready?"

"Sure." Wendy said and tried to hold down a large moan from erupting. Dipper entered slowly and slowly sank in. He gasped at how tight she was. Tambry told him of all the people Wendy has taken to bed with her yet it made no difference. Its warmth and grip were amazing.

He wasted no time and started strong. Wendy clutched the sheets tightly as she moaned loudly. The bed creaked louder and louder as the two moved in sync. The redhead felt her mind absolutely melt. Each thrust took more and more from her before a shadow fell over her face. Tambry's cheeks covered her face as she planted it firmly over her lips.

Wendy gave a muffled cry and grabbed Tambry's rear. Her friend just grinded against her lips. "Don't mind me."

The woman only answered with her tongue. Licking around her petals before diving in, Wendy was feasting. Tambry's eyes slightly crossed as she underestimated her ability and tightened her thighs over Wendy's head. Dipper didn't question it and kept his pace. Tambry reached over and lifted his chin, The two entered a sordid kiss. Tongues wrapped around each other as they entered the familiar pattern of their hottest kisses. The trio formed an almost depraved triangle in their lust and with no regrets.

Wendy's muffled cries, Tambry's soft lips, and everything else was consuming Dipper. The fire in his belly only grew hotter and hotter before he felt his limit be hit. Tambry broke the kiss when she felt Wendy's tongue finally reach into her core. The trio were only given a few more seconds before climaxing. Wendy moaned loudly into Tambry's snatch as Dipper unloaded a heavy load into her. Tambry squirted over her face as Dipper let out the deepest groan.

Wendy's womb was filled to the brim with spunk and slightly bulged from the amount left in her. Tambry finally pulled off and Dipper saw Wendy's face. Heavily flushed, panting, and drooling with her face soaked with both Dipper and Tambry's love. She swallowed gulps of air as Dipper removed himself.

The second he did, a flow of white spewed out and soaked the comforter. Wendy tried saying something, but her eyes fluttered to a close.

Tambry whistled. "I think we made it up to her."

"You think?" Dipper said. He reached down to the cabinet next to the bed and pulled a couple bottles of water. Tambry gladly accepted a bottle and the two down the refreshing liquid. Tambry shivered. Hydration became a main point whenever the two had their romps and they really needed it now. "I'm pretty sure she's broken."

"Nah she's made out of sterner stuff. I doubt your dick is that good."

"Let's not pretend this was a team effort."

Tambry chuckled. "Oh I'm not. If it was just the two of you, I have no doubt that she'd have you whipped and on a collar. I've seen do that to a man."

Dipper sighed and just laid down. Tambry didn't join him as she finished her bottle. Then she straddled his lap. He groaned again as she sat on his flaccid member. "Need a minute?"

"Maybe five. That was my first threesome."

"You know I feel like I'm the energetic one here. You've gotten way too laid back." Tambry pouted. Her hands traced on his chest as Dipper just smiled at her. Her heart skipped a beat, but that didn't stop her from leaning down to kiss him.

He didn't refuse and kissed back. This one was much more relaxed. It wasn't a frenzy or carried much tongue, it was one that was almost romantic. Almost since it was hard to carry such an atmosphere with their comatose friend trying to recover next to them.

They broke it and Dipper held her face. "Is that a bad thing?"

"Well you're not the nervous wreck all those years ago." Tambry blushed at the contact and felt her heart beat a bit faster. "So you just gonna kiss me all night?"

"That's not the worst idea." Dipper said as he sat up.

Tambry swallowed nervously as his little smirk hit just right. Her eye twitched before feeling a warm slap on her rear. She looked behind her to see her favorite was awake. The nervous demeanor shattered for the normal predatory and dominant side of her.

"It isn't, but Wendy did interrupt our time together and we had to put her down. Let's get back to what we are." Tambry slipped Dipper back in and the two felt their fires light up once more.

The darkness in Wendy's mind slowly broke away as her eyes started to open. The world was still spinning and Wendy did feel extra sore in some places. Yet she noticed the bed was still rocking.

Turning to her side, Wendy was greeted by the sight of Tambry getting railed from behind. It seemed the two have fallen back into their usual routine of pleasure and be pleasured. And they were doing it like champions.

Wendy watched the two continue until Dipper grabbed Tambry's arms like handle bars and pulled her back. The girl was folded like a backwards C as he lifted her off the ground. Her legs splayed behind him as he kept his pace up. The redhead slowly sat up as their thunderous clashing echoed in the room.

Finally Dipper grunted loudly and dropped Tambry back on the bed. The girl was in the middle of her own orgasm as he towered over and aimed down. Streaks of white painted her back, butt, and hair. The amount was amazing and Wendy blushed heavily at the two.

"H-Hey. You're awake." Tambry said in between breaths. Dipper fell back and waved at Wendy. "Fifteen minute coma's nice huh?"

"Wh-what? I was out for that long?!" Wendy exclaimed. Tambry propped herself up and sneered.

"Yup, my boy has a way of doing that. The first time that happened to me, I knew it would be hard to pass him up."

"Don't compliment me like that. I might actually believe you." Dipper said. He turned to Wendy. "Though I can keep going if you want."

Wendy lowered her gaze down and was utterly shocked to see that he was right. Swallowing nervously, she tried to regain her bearings. "You...aren't tired?"

Dipper chuckled nervously as Tambry sat up and put a hand on his shoulder. "This bad boy can go on for multiple rounds."

Wendy got a determined glare as she crawled toward Dipper and climbed on his lap. Tambry was shrugged off and fell back on the sheets.

"Then let's keep going." Dipper smirked and put himself to work.

11:45 P.M

Wendy was slammed against the wall. Wrapping her legs around her pelvis, she was madly making out with him. Tongue wrestling and grappling, the two shook the walls as Dipper spanked her bottom with a meaty slap.

12:38 A.M

Wendy found herself stuck in a piledriver as Dipper held her down. He continued to work himself deeper and deeper, kissing her womb and stuffing it with numerous loads. There was so much that it leaked out and dripped on her face. Her tongue licked an excess that got close to her lips.

Meanwhile Tambry was kissing him. Every once and while she'd move to his neck or chest to leave another mark.

1:50 A.M

Tambry and Wendy were fingering each other. The competition to see who would make the other climax faster had been going on for quite awhile. Dipper on the other hand took the moment to fuck their faces. He'd swap every minute to one of them which made edged them closer and closer.

Towards the end of their competition, Tambry moved Wendy right in front of her. Their chests squished against one another and Dipper slipped himself between their bosoms. Wendy couldn't help, but moan even louder.

It ended in a mutual three way tie as Dipper painted their faces while the two squirted over the wooden floor. The sheets almost knocked the mattress at this point.

3:30 A.M.

At this point, Wendy's mind was just a jumbled mess of pleasure. Once and a while a thought would come to life that carried some meager amount of sense. Some of these questions was: How much stamina did these two carry? What was the exact limit? Would their contraceptives work at this point?

Wendy could barely make out the turns that were taken. If Dipper was resting, Tambry would take her. If Tambry needed water, Dipper took her. Wendy needed the most breaks and she'd watch these two go at it like champions. It didn't matter who was tired, their session continued in one way or another.

Though this only lasted for a hot second before either Dipper or Tambry shattered it. Her friends were relentless and barely seemed exhausted. Right now the two women were holding onto each other as Dipper switched between their pussies. Five to six thrusts in one then switch. One orgasm was shared between the two, but at this point it didn't matter.

The two moaned in sync regardless of who got it.

4:19 A.M.

By now the moans and creaks could be heard throughout the complex. Yet no one was brave enough to knock on the door. Something was keeping them away as if something compelled them to. Which was good enough.

Wendy was bent over, head down/ass up. Dipper rutted himself closer and closer to the end as Tambry stroked Wendy's hair.

"Do you like being ours? Our little plaything?"

"Y-Y-" Wendy grumbled. Tambry grabbed a handful of her hair and yanked it up. "YES! YES, I LOVE IT! I WANT THIS FOREVER!"

One more climax and Dipper filled Wendy up one last time. The redhead passed out halfway through and fell asleep in that position. Her lover slipped out and fell on the filthy sheets that were on Tambry's mattress. Tambry herself waited to see a copious amount of his essence leak out of Wendy. She traced a digit across the outline to scoop some and lick it.

She laid next to Dipper, who was draining another water bottle. Crumpling it, he tossed it to the side as Tambry held onto him. "That was intense."

"Understatement of the century." Tambry said. "The landlord is gonna be pissed when they come here in the morning."

"Focus on that later." Dipper cuddled closer to her. The intimacy was...different from before. Tambry felt a little heat on her cheeks as Dipper snuggled closer to her. The tiny bit of stubble against her skin and her fingers circling around the few muscle lines he has. "We should sleep."

"For real this time."

"I do not want to wake up to a blow job." Dipper chuckled.

"Most men would love to wake up to that." Tambry said yet felt the lull of his heartbeat slow her down. A few seconds later, the couple passed out.

RING! RING! RING!

After what felt like a second, Dipper opened his eyes to see light, the roof, and a sleepy Tambry on his arm. And a sleepy Wendy on his other. Groaning, he followed the ring and grabbed it.

His eyes adjusted to the brightness and saw it was his. The time was 11:37. He clicked answer. "Hello?"

"Hey, bro-bro! Came to check on ya since you haven't gotten back last night." Mabel said. "So what happened?"

"Uh…" He glanced at the two girls sleeping at his side. Moving very carefully, he removed himself from their hold and onto the floor. He grunted in pain though as his hips and legs were a bit sore.

"You ok?"

"Bumped my leg." The after effects were always there after his romps with Tambry yet last night was one of those absolute limit nights. "What's up?"

"Eh, nothing much. Pacifica and I got into another minigolf fight, but I came out on top. Praise be the golf queen!" Mabel said. "Anyways, I came to ask if you did anything...interesting last night."

"Huh?"

"Oh don't act like I don't know. You spent the entire night over at Wendy's place. Watching "movies", you sly dog." Mabel implied. Dipper blushed heavily, but kept his facade up.

"Actually nothing like that happened. We found some really good B-movies and ate our way into a food coma." Dipper said. "Nothing else."

"...COWARD!" Mabel yelled.

Dipper reeled back from the accusation. "Eh?!"

"I can't believe you! Things are different between you and Wendy now. First of all, the age difference isn't the weirdest thing between you guys. Second of all, I know you still held a torch for her." Mabel said.

"Hey!" Dipper said. "I did not carry a torch for her all the time. I wasn't holding one when I was dating Pacifica!"

Mabel was a bit surprised to hear that and took a moment to reassess herself. "Alright, alright, my bad. I didn't mean to imply that in your previous relationship, but you get what I mean. I mean you and Pacifica broke up and I get you were sad, but I really think Wendy likes you."

"Really?" Dipper walked into the bathroom and examined the love bites. He could remember which ones were from Tambry and which one was from Wendy.

"You're really taking this pretty well considering. Twelve year old you would burst into flames."

"I'm...processing."

"Look bro-bro, I'm just saying...it wouldn't hurt to go back out there. I know when we planned on Gravity Falls, you were imagining it with Pacifica. That changed obviously, but I still want to see you happy. And I think you and Wendy would be a really good couple."

Dipper pondered on that and turned to the bedroom. Wendy was still sleeping and she was just as angelic as he always imagined. He felt a blush form as he watched her, but then saw Tambry.

"Heh, well I'll think of something. But Mabel, not everything I do has to end with a relationship. Wendy is my best friend and if anything I want to keep that. I just...relationships are hard and I don't want another Pacifica."

"She told me you guys were good. And I'm inclined to believe her since you two didn't look so awkward together."

Dipper pondered on the blonde and gazed at the ceiling. Flashes of previous summers and holidays played in his mind. Before this weird relationship with Tambry and especially his out of nowhere night with Wendy, Pacifica was the only girl he could say he desired deeply.

"We're working things out. She's my friend too, but it's hard to forget."

Mabel grimaced a little at the wistful tone in his voice. "I get it. Dipper, I know this our gap year and we get to do what we want for the year before college, but I actually want to make sure you're happy before we…"

"I am happy. We get to spend a whole year with the people we love before we go our separate ways. You don't have to worry about me being happy." Dipper said. "You may be the alpha twin, but I got my own ways of doing it."

Mabel laughed over the phone and Dipper was relieved to hear that. "Ok, ok. I won't match make. Cause honestly I would be planning a lot of stuff if that was the case. Anyways Ford's doing a magic scan of the shack to make sure we didn't drag anything magical in the house."

"You know how he is. I'll take my cue and come back later this...afternoon. I might just go out with Wendy and Tambry for lunch."

"Ok I'll just handle things on my end until then. Love you Dip."

"Love you too, Mabes." The twins hung up as Dipper leaned against a counter. The door creaked and he turned to see Tambry walking out refreshed and Wendy almost looking hungover.

"Morning Dipstick."

"It's almost noon."

"Brunch then." He noticed the two girls were wearing his clothes. Wendy threw on his hoodie while Tambry wore his t-shirt. While the t-shirt was slightly bigger on Tambry, the hoodie hung closer on Wendy. "Well not yet anyways, we've got laundry."

Dipper nodded. "Oh yeah, it was a long night. So who's covering the payment today? You or me?"

"Wait a second, laundry?" The two turned to Wendy. "You guys did so much you have a system for doing the laundry on the sheets. You've only been doing this for a week."

"And it's been a very active week." Tambry poured a cup of old coffee and popped into the microwave. "This nerd wanted a system because apparently it was too much for us to keep track."

"You left your bra in my room and I had to lie and say it was cursed." Dipper said. Tambry laughed at the memory as Dipper crossed his arms sighing. "Anyways Wendy, we made a system to keep things clean and secret. Though now we have to see what happens now."

"Now?"

Tambry nudged her shoulder and passed her the cup of coffee heated up. "You girl. There's been a little shake up and we need to know where we stand. We can't exactly go back to being normal."

"Oh." Wendy said. She twirled a strand of hair as she could vaguely piece together last night. Though her last memory before the morning was the clearest. "Um, well, you know I did say I wanted more of this. But…"

Dipper put a hand on her shoulder. "If it's too awkward, I...Tambry and I will do anything to make this right."

"What if I said I wanted you guys to stop? Stop this crazy secret relationship." Wendy said. She watched Dipper flinch and Tambry shift uncomfortably with each other. "I mean, you guys were acquaintances at best before you suddenly jumped on each other. You guys could be friends again and that's it."

Tambry felt her fist clench, but kept her cool demeanor. "Sure you can say that, but that's really something demanding."

"How? You guys both told me this relationship carried no emotional weight. Neither of you wanted to be in a relationship like with Robbie or Pacifica." Wendy pushed forward. Despite her grungy appearance, that fiery side of her was returning. "You can just stop having sex and-"

"I'm stopping you right there." Tambry said. "I know what you're saying, but you really can't say this when your plan was to get into a relationship with Dipper. You really want to say, "Stop having sex with her and just do it with me!", right?!"

"N-no! I mean...I have a weird proposition." Wendy backed down and Tambry was a bit confused.

"Wendy, what is it?" Dipper asked.

The redhead twiddled her fingers before pulling Tambry in for a kiss. Dipper's eyes slightly widened as Wendy kissed her friend deeply. She pulled away after a few seconds and grabbed Dipper. Tambry saw them kiss just as passionately.

She pushed Dipper back and covered her mouth. "I...want to propose this. Stop this crazy secret relationship with just you two and add me."

"EH?!" Tambry and Dipper exclaimed.

Wendy had a shaky smile grow on her face as she held onto the sweater. "You two wanted to make up for lying to me and you really did. I can't see myself being with anyone else like I was with you two. I want to be with both of you!"

Dipper and Tambry looked at each other as Wendy fidgeted. She glanced at the ground and let this moment of vulnerability get to her. How could she think like this? It was crazy and stupid and-

Wendy yelped when Dipper and Tambry grabbed her. The redhead was stripped from her sweater and had hands groping her. Despite her tired body, energy flared through her when Tambry planted a hot kiss on the nape of her neck. Dipper lifted her thigh and slapped her bum with his other hand.

He moved down slightly and traced a tongue over her faint ab outline.

"You didn't need to go through being extra on an empty threat." Tambry growled.

"Scaring us like that. Punishment is order." Dipper said. Somehow the need for food and drink was thrown to the side and their bodies were rejuvenated at the proposal. "Now we either make a mess here or somewhere else in the apartment."

"Why don't we take this to the shower. If we're doing this then I want to start off clean." Tambry said. She left the two and stripped off her shirt. "Luckily this apartment has just the tub big enough for us."

Dipper grinned and lifted Wendy this time like a sack of potatoes instead of like a princess from last night. He was looking forward to seeing this strong woman melt like butter against his and Tambry's actions. Wendy giggled the entire time when she heard the water start.

At The Shack

"So he's not dating Wendy, but you didn't ask about Tambry!"

"I don't need to ask. Believe it or not, she's not exactly his type." Mabel said as they sat on the porch with popsicles. "I know my brother well enough that he wouldn't do such a thing with her. They could be just friends."

"..." Pacifica grimaced.

Mabel sighed. "Look I checked up on him and he's doing good. I think you should focus on being his friend before doing anything else. You might just scare him off if found out you were theorizing about his love life."

Pacifica glanced down at the grass and sighed. "You're right. I should be just his friend first."

Mabel nodded. "Good cause your drama with him almost made me swear off romance and that's saying a lot."

"Right." Pacifica said as she gazed at the noon sun.

Neither girl knew the true actions Dipper was indulging in or how his rendezvous with Tambry and Wendy was growing more and more debauchery with each passing second.

Bonus

Love God was shuffling some cards and then pulled an Ace of Spades. "Is this your card?!"

An unimpressed monster eyeball rolled away.

"Oh come on, it was your card! I saw it in your eyeball reflection thing!"