NOTE: Double Chapters! Yay!
Also, if you want to use my story as an extension to the FT cast watching something else, then go right a head. I've honestly been saying this for the longest time. If you want to write a reaction story about FT watching any other form of media that isn't Dragon Ball related or is Dragon Ball related then go ahead. Though you shouldn't need my permission for it.
Anyway, enjoy the double chapters and review.
Chapter 64: Celloween: A Flight Out of Cell
(Open on an outside shot of a hanger and then shows a man named Jackie Englund inside holding a gun and panting, surrounded by a bunch of bullet casings on the floor)
WES: And here's George to tell us about the situation in Nicky Town!
GEORGE: Thank you, Wes! It is a regular invasion of the Body Snatcher down here! In this Land of the Dead, who knows what Psycho is causing this massacre?
"I have a pretty good guess, and it's big, tall, and horrifying," Lucy answered.
GEORGE: From Dusk Till Dawn from Crystal Lake to Elm Street, nobody is being Left Behind! If this Hellraiser slithers into your town, we suggest you Run Like Hell, find a Cabin in the Woods...and if anyone comes knocking, make you let the right one in...or you'll be Dead By Dawn!
"Why would you run towards a cabin in the woods? Sounds like a dumb plan if you ask me," Romeo said.
"These citizens haven't been known for being the brightest of people," Macao said.
(Cell crashes in through the ceiling, causing Jackie to scream and begins to open fire on the bio-android, with the bullets merely bouncing off of Cell's chest. This goes on until Jackie runs out of ammo and Cell is not directly in front of him.)
"This is like some sort of horror story. Freaks me out just imagining if Cell existed here in Earthland," Levy shivered at the thought. Never knowing where that bug would appear, living in a constant state of fear, and knowing that fighting would only end in failure.
JACKIE ENGLUND: Oh, shi- (Slips on the bullet casings on the floor and falls down)
(Cell stomps on Jackie's chest and stabs him with his tail)
GEORGE: Though there have been no eyewitnesses of the monster so far, here is a composite sketch of what our top experts believe the monster to look like!
"That is a really good drawing, but couldn't be more off base of what Cell looks like," Rogue said.
"Yeah, it's as if they combined all the horror stories that they could think of and went with it," Sting agreed with his brother.
(The tv shows a very Freed/Jason-like picture before Cell puts his foot through the screen)
"And the actual creature itself is way worse than what that image could've conveyed," Lily said.
CELL: Goddamn 24-hour news cycle. (The camera shows a mother and son, Erin and Damien respectively hiding nearby under a table, with the mother whimpering in fear) Hmm? (Turns around towards the table) I want to play a game!
"Not a game that I would want to play!" Wendy shook her head in fear.
"Aye sir!" Happy agreed with the Sky Slayer.
("Celloween: A Flight out of Cell" appears on the screen)
"Not sure how to feel about Halloween after all this," Yukino said.
(Cut to Erin and Damien running away for their lives while Cell calmly walks after them. Damien then trips and falls on the floor.)
"Why do people always trip and fall in horror stories!?" Lucy cried in fear.
DAMIEN: I twisted my ankle!
(Cut to Erin, now carrying Damien, running outside of the hanger until she trips on a slab and falls on the floor.)
ERIN: I twisted MY ankle!
"WHY!?" Lucy cried once more.
"For tension," Freed answered.
"WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT TENSION!?" She replied back.
(Seeing an open opportunity, Cell jumps into the air and prepares to drop down with his tail, while Erin and Damien helplessly prepare for the worst…)
KRILLIN: Not today! (Erin and Damien suddenly disappear before Cell's tail hits the ground. Cell looks up and sees Krillin holding Erin and Damien in the air.)
"Never thought I'd say these words, but I'm happy to see Krillin," Gray sighed in relief.
"Would've been cooler if it was Piccolo or Tien," Romeo mentions.
CELL: Ah, Krillin! My arch-nemesis!
"Ok, pause. Did we miss something?" Levy asked.
"Either this is Krillin's dream or Cell somehow found out Krillin killed it," Laxus answered.
"I'm betting on the former," Lucy sweatdrops.
KRILLIN: Cell, you fiend! We meet at last! Again!
ERIN: Thank you for saving me! You're so brave and attractive!
"Has to be a dream. There's no way any woman would say those things," Wakaba said.
"18 thinks Krillin's attractive," Juvia defended.
"A one time case that will have absolutely no pay off," Wakaba responded back.(Ain't they gonna be in for a SHOCKER)
DAMIEN: Will you be my new daddy?
"Ok, that's pushing it," Evergreen said.
KRILLIN: Listen, I know you both just lost a husband and a father, and you need to fill that void, but I have eyes for another! Now, go!
Juvia smiled at Krillin's willingness to keep pursuing 18. A person should always pursue their true love, no matter how many barriers or lines they have to cross. That's how she claimed her Gray.
ERIN: Okay!
DAMIEN: I love you, new daddy! (Both he and Erin run off)
CELL: Now, we shall battle!
(Cell starts attacking Krillin, with Krillin dodging every one of his attacks.)
"Wow, he's actually putting up a decent fight," Lisanna said.
"This is his dream. I'm not shocked that he's doing good at the moment," Laxus comments.
KRILLIN: It's no use, Cell! I've studied all of your moves!
"How?" Erza asked, skeptical.
CELL: Curse you!
KRILLIN: Now, for my ultimate technique! SOLAR FLARE!
(Blinds Cell with the Solar Flare technique as an airplane takes off in the sky, with Krillin hanging onto the bottom.)
"The image wasn't as bad as the others. I mean it was still disgusting, but not as disgusting," Freed mentions.
DAMIEN: We on a plane, mama!
KRILLIN: (Thinking) Wait, that's not my ultimate attack. I thought the Kienza- (Out loud) Aw, goddamn it! Every time!
"Even in his own dream, he manages to screw it up," Gajeel snickers.
(Inside the airplane, Cell's tail suddenly stabs through the ceiling and causes Erin to scream.)
KRILLIN: I said not today! (Flies forward and tackles Cell, pushing the bio-android back on the wing of the plane) How did you best my penultimate technique?
CELL: ...I blinked.
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"...I never thought of that...holy shit I never thought of that," Levy's brain shut down for a moment.
"HOW HAS NOBODY EVER THOUGHT OF THAT!?" The mages scream.
KRILLIN: Oh, that'd do it. Well then, let's see how you handle my uti- Ah! (Cell punches him straight through the wall of the plane, with his head sticking out on the other side.)
"Never gonna happen," Gajeel said.
DAMIEN: Are you okay, new daddy?
KRILLIN: (Speaks gibberish)
"Yeah, he's fine," Lucy replied.
DAMIEN: What'd you say?
KRILLIN: I said… (Speaks gibberish) (Halloweened Count: 1)
"Damn...even the holiday screws him over," Bickslow said.
(Cell is seen landing on the other wing of the plane and starts approaching Krillin)
CELL: Well, Krillin…. It seems that even in your wildest dreams...you still can't measure up.
KRILLIN: Wh… What are you saying?
CELL: I'm saying…wake up.
KRILLIN: Wh… What?
"WAKE UP!"
CELL: (Grabs Krillin's head) I said…
(Cuts over to Kame House)
PICCOLO: Wake up!
"Oh! Piccolo!" Wendy exclaimed. She was happy to see the Namekian appear.
KRILLIN: (Wakes up) Ah! Oh, man… I had the craziest dream; Cell was there!
"We know. We just saw it," Rogue said.
PICCOLO: Well, the androids are here!
"WHAT!?" Everyone screamed.
ANDROID 17: Yo.
KRILLIN: Aaaaah!
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Happy and Natsu screamed with Krillin.
Chapter End