Spider-Man: Web of Sticky Sins
Chapter 3: Enter The Spider-Puss
'What the fuck is a 'Madam Web?'" Spider-man inquired whilst trying to hide his shame with his spider hands. Madam web swiftly brushed the hands aside with her telekinetic abilities.
"Madam Web is me" She replied, "And I am the reader and weaver of the sticky webs of fate. I'm also starting my nursing degree soon, so I'm excited about that".
Spider-man tried to pull his arms out of the invisible restraints but failed. The failure made his dick become harder and harder.
"Aha" Madam Web cried out in joy, "So you are a grower not a shower I see!". She intensely stared at the penis like some dirty fat bird looking at a cheeseburger that fell on the floor. The penis length kept growing and growing without intent of stopping.
'You can stop now Spider-man" Madam Web remarked.
"I can't! It hurts and I can't stop it!" Spider-man replied. The dick was now 2 metres in length and still growing.
"What the actual fuck, this is just stupid now" Madam Web remarked as if she was rating and reviewing this very FanFiction. As the penis grew, it poked Madam Web in the eye and she was momentarily blinded. She screeched so loud that the sped time continuum ruptured within her sticky web of sins. The shockwaves resulting in spider-man and Madam web flying around the room like an earthquake at max velocity had just hit.
"If I'm not careful I might. If I'm not careful I might-" Madam web said before prat-falling straight into a different fucking dimension. Spider-man also fell through into an unknowing void and collided straight into a hard object.
Spider-man had blacked out for at least 12 minutes before coming too. He quickly donned the Spider-suit that had come in through the portal shortly after.
"Spider-Wuss" A voice cried out, "Come out and play-yay"
Spider-man immediately ejactulated, the voice reminded him of when his old friend Harry Osborne used to whisper sweet nothings in his ear whilst fingering his japseye.
Suddenly a black figure with massive tits appeared before him.
"We have you now, Spider-bitch!" The figure said. Spider-man's eyes slowly came into focus and he saw what appeared to be Felicia Hardy covered in a strange black symbiotic suit.
"Jesus Fucking Christ!" Spider-man said whilst pissing into a nearby bin.
"I will fuck your many pussy holes Spider-man" The she-Venom cried.
Meanwhile, back in our reality. Aunt May shyly knocked on the door belonging to a huge intimidating building.
"I sure hope they can help me" May said to herself.
Eventually the door opened and a disgusting butler answered who looked a bit like Sean Connery.
"Yes Ma'am" he asked. He then scanned his vision down to her body. She was pulling her limp and paralysed body across the floor.
"Don't you have a wheelchair Ma'am?" He asked as if she were a fucking nonce.
"No, That's why I'm here" She replied, "I heard that Mr Smythe could make me one, like with rockets on it and shit." May replied. The butler sighed and kicked her legs a bit knowing she wouldn't feel it and thus not notice.
"I guess you better pull yourself in" The butler said. May then dragged her corpse like lower half in through the doorway. As the butler guided her through the corridor, she noticed a weird looking figure watching her from above on a higher floor. It looked like it was wanking itself off. Suddenly, it swooped down and landed in front of may. It had it's cock out.
"Hahahahahahahaha" it whispered, "I'm gonna fucking make a bitch out of you, Aunt May!"
"Who are you?" Aunt May said whilst enjoying rubbing her clit along the floor.
"I am Hob Nob Goblin, and I'll be goblin your fucking pussy tonight".
He picked her up and kicked his heels to activate the jet powered hoverboard thing underneath his stupidly large feet. May screamed as they flew out the window at Mach 10 speed – the same as 4 cheetahs combined. May's eyes temporarily came out their sockets and re-attached themselves during the fast journey. Eventually, the goblin screeched to a halt, causing may to fly off the board and straight into a meat grinder. Thankfully it wasn't turned on, so she didn't die. May came to and looked around. Many naked and horny figures lay suspending in giant vats of green goo.
"What is this place?" May sensibly asked.
"This, is the source of my power" the hob nob goblin replied whilst rubbing his dick on sandpaper. "Here I will fix you and you will be mine for all eternity!" Hob nob goblin then laughed maniacally whilst balancing a knife on his hard cock.
May wondered if any of this would ever make sense or be purposeful again.
In a different reality, Madam web was angrily pounding the walls.
"That fucking idiot, Spider-man!" She screamed.
"Yes?" A voice from behind her said. As she turned around, she saw a sexy tan skinned man, wearing a yellow Spider-Man mask and nothing else. His penis was coiled, like a butterflies proboscis. He mouth was so moist just looking at his impressive manhood.
"Yes!" She screamed, "You are the one I am looking for, the fabled coiled penissed spider-man of legend".
Unfortunately, her love of coiled penis failed to spot that suddenly, Spider-Man had 4 arms and 10 legs. He was a fucking freak. When he opened his mouth it was akin to the predators. As she slowly began to notice this, her face changed to one of horror.
"Jesus Christ, You are a freak!" She screamed.
"Erm no, you are!" Spider-freak replied. "As if you only have two legs. DISGUISTING!"
He unfurled his coiled cock and on the end it was holding a gun.
"If you don't tell me who you are right now, I'm going to fucking shoot you!" The freak suggested.
Madam web closed her eyes and began to recite an ancient incantation
"Hooo RAAA UNA POOPY BOOBY HU RA RA FU FU PEE PEE SUCK ME LICKY BUM NIPPLE CUNT" She mumbled to herself.
Instantly, a giant green portal enslaved madam web and she was whisked away back to her original dimension.
As she came to back in the real world, she realised. "Spider-man" She screamed, "I have to save him from the other dimensions." She stood up and ran to her spider-cauldron or whatever she fucking uses.
"Eye of newt" she said as she added her ingredients in "Cock of newt; nipple of newt, semen from newt."
As she read out the sexy ingredients, her cunt began to burn with horniness. She stopped with her cauldron magic and plunged her entire fist inside her vagina.
"Oh yes, Fuck me Rhino!" She said as she lived out her secret fantasies.
Unfortunately, her sexual mumblings did something to the cauldron concoction. Instead of creating a portal to save spider-man, a sexually charged Aleksei Sytsevich – AKA The Rhino – Rose out of the cauldron.
"You Vant a gut fook, da?" Rhino shouted at the top of his lungs. Madam Web span around with the full force of 12 cheetahs.
"What the fuck?" She said whilst still fingering her womb, "Rhino? How are you here in my secret webby sex lair?"
"You vant answer? Or you vant fuck?" He taunted.
Madam Web grabbed his impressively sized man meat and squeezed it tightly.
"I want you to fucking ride me, you dirty bastard rhino!"
Rhino granted the request and inserted his girth 15 inch wide and 35 inch long penis inside madam web. Madam web's pussy was like a tardis – bigger on the inside. It easily handled Rhino's cock and hungered for more.
"You fucking pussy" She screamed, "you know I can take more!"
Rhino looked embarrassed, "I have nothing more to give, comrade". He whispered loudly.
"If only there were two rhinos!" She suggested.
Suddenly out of the cauldron, two more Rhino supervillains rose out with erections so hard they could cut glass.
"Fuck yes!" She bellowed, "More Rhinos, more!"
With every beg for more, the rhinos multiplied continuously, ready to furiously fuck the shit out of Madam Webs many holes of pleasure.
May blinked until the fog of her daze had dissipated. As her eyes darted around for answers, she saw Hob Nob Goblin staring back at her, dancing in delight to his work. She tried to move her legs but unfortunately, they were still unmoving.
"I thought you were going to unparalyse me or something?" Aunt May said like she was a angry vegetarian at the Grosvenor hotel.
"There is no medical science that can do that, you fucking spaz" He retorted, "However, I have improved you to a far greater being".
She looked down and saw she was splinted onto a bright orange hoverboard, and was donning a beautiful orange jumpsuit. The tits and fanny areas were left unclad.
"Behold, you are my latest creation", He cried out "You are Hob Fanny Goblin, Horay!"
Aunt May didn't know quite how to react to this situation.
"You now have the power to fucking kill that spider-fucker," He stated, "Join me Hob fanny goblin, and we will kill him together!"
Aunt May was unsure, but remembering how the hero of which she always admired and was almost certain it was Peter Parker, then kicked the living shit out of her. Reminding her that he was evil and must die.
"I will join you, I guess" She replied.
Hob nob goblin started to make a weird sucking noise with his mouth. He sucked so hard that May's vagina suddenly magnetised to it with incredibly fast force.
"AHHHH" May Screamed. The forceful hoover mouth was enveloping her clitoris, and she loved every second of it. Within minutes, her fanny erupted with loving clitty juice, and hob nob goblin slurped up every morsel. Once he had had his wicked way with her, he stopped the vacuous suck of his mouth and she dropped back down to the floor like a sack of shit.
"Sorry about that May," He replied, "I should have asked for permission but then you probably shouldn't dress like a slut either".
"But you dressed me like this" She reminded him whilst biting his toes.
"Oh yeah, Oops" He stated.
"One thing I know for certain" Hob Nob Goblin bellowed, "Tonight is the night we fucking kill Spider-man and fuck his nasty fucking spleen".
They both laughed crazily like doctor evil and his crew and the screen faded to black.
Thank you for reading this, I'm sorry that Hydroman hasn't been in yet. I know you've all been requesting to see him but I haven't been able to make a story that would realistically add him into the intricate plot.
Don't rate and review please. (Reverse psychology).
