Spider-man: Sins of the sticky web
Chapter 5: The Neogenic Recumulator.
Just as Robbie Robertson was about to force a Big Mac burger further into his asshole, 12 rhinos crashed through the wall of Peter's apartment. The shock caused the Big Mac burger to ricochet out of his anus, hitting the nearby hidden symbiote. The symbiote fell about 3 inches off the shelf and was knocked out.
'Ver de vuck is spider-man!' one of the rhinos bellowed out in anger.
Robbie could only shit out another burger in fear.
"Vat de fook!' One rhino questioned. "Vhy is der burger up asshole?".
Robbie Robertson was so embarrassed that he left the flat without even redressing.
"Dis is fooked up, comrade".
The twelve rhinos sat around the flat and decided to plan what they would do next.
"Should vee rob das bank, comrade?" The smallest looking rhino said, he was only 5 inches tall.
"No, dat is vay too obvious, communist bitch" the head rhino said, and they all then laughed at the smallest rhinos, small penis.
The small rhino then got mad and kicked a pencil, it then flew and collided with the knocked out symbiote. Suddenly the black mass of the symbiote began to rise up in a scary way, just like Gandalf when he's convincing Bilbo he's not trying to rob him.
The rhinos all looked on in fear, an emotion they have never felt before.
The symbiote then screamed so loud that all their ear drums burst and caused a bit of ear bleeding.
The symbiote then somehow collided all the rhinos together to make a super rhino that burst through the apartment roof, it was now 50 feet high. The symbiote then bonded with the rhino, sucking its massive Russian dick slightly. It then ripped the penis off and created a Felicia hardy style pussy, which was big enough to walk through without even crouching.
"We are Pussy Rhino Venom, and we are going to fuck the world with my massive human sized clitty!"
Meanwhile, Peter Parker managed to put every bit of his spider suit on, apart from the jockstrap. His penis flopped about a bit in the cold air, like a wind sock.
"There's no time to cover my penis now," Spider-Man lied, "I have to get to the tech reveal, like fucking now". He jumped off the roof and licked his willy a bit as he plummeted down to the ground. At the last minute he initiated his web slingers and across the street. The resulting force of the last minute pull made him ejaculate all over an old lady. The old lady screamed and fell off the bridge onto a nearby pile of rusty iron spikes, killing her a bit.
Spider-man continued to angrily and cutely race across the city, hoping to be useful for once in this fucking story. Eventually he arrived at Oscorp and could see harry and Norman Osborne arguing in the window on the 35th floor.
"Harry, how many times must I tell you!" Norman spoke with anger and a slight incestual horniness, "You cannot stick your dick inside the neogenic recombinator, it's a billion dollar scientific invention!"
Harry shot back with an angry gaze, "You don't even know what it does, do you?!" Harry angrily replies.
"It recombinates your neogenics or something", Norman retorted, "anyway, just because I don't understand it, doesn't mean you can have sex with it."
Norman stormed out the room with the speed of 1 tarantula.
Spider-man climbs into the window and hangs from the ceiling.
"Wanna spidey kiss?!" Spider-man says in the most seductive way possible. Harry nearly spunked in his pants at the very notion. Slowly he turns around and sees spider-man there.
"Spider-man!?" Harry shouts, "You know I'm seeing Peter Parker. I can't keep seeing you behind his back".
Spider-man giggles, "Come on, one little kiss won't hurt." Spider-man taunts.
"Well, okay then, you little kinky fuck monkey", Harry whispers and closes his eyes whilst pursing his lips out.
Spider-man then swivels around so his willy takes the place of his face and edges it towards Harry.
Harry then, unknowingly, begins to intensely snog Spider-mans sexy penis. His tongue caresses his way around the willy, massaging it a little. Spider-man then cums a large amount and quickly swivels around so his face is back in position.
"Jesus Spider-man," Harry states, eyes now open, "I appreciate a good tonguing session, but did you have to spit in my mouth?"
Spider-man grins, but Harry didn't know because he had a mask on.
"Sorry, Harry." Spider-man began to apologise but Harry cuts him off
"No, Don't be sorry" He says, "It's my fucking kink".
Harry then rips off his blouse and rubs his nipples until he jizzes in his pants.
"Look Harry," Spider-man states "As much as I like to trick you into sucking my cock. I've come here because I'm afraid the neogenic recombinator may get stolen, probably".
"Trick me into what?" Harry replies.
"Erm, nothing. Just a joke." Spider-man said whilst trying to stuff his penis into a spidey-sock to hide it.
"No-one can steal the Neo-genomic recombinator anyway" Harry states, "Only I know the code for the safe it is in, 07446."
"Oh thanks" A voice from the other side of the room calls out.
Spider-man shines his spider torch at it, it was Mac Gargan
"Oh Shit, It's scorpion!" Spider-man shouts.
"Who?" Mac replies.
"I mean it's Mac" Spider-man shouts again.
"Hmm," Gargan contemplates, "Scorpion, I like it. It's the natural predator of the spider"
Mac then abseils out the room at breakneck speed!
Meanwhile, coming to us live from Oscorp. Norman, Otto and Dr. Kurt connors were very nervously fucking each other.
"I'm so worried about fucking up the lines when it's time to do my speech" The liz- I mean kurt connors garbles as he sucks two dicks at the same time.
"Just suck my dick" Otto shouts, "I need to cum before my speech or I'll do something wrong!"
"Erm, gentlemen. What are you doing?" A voice cries out to them. The three of them suddenly stop their mad fuck session and look forwards.
"You do know we are filming live right, like right fucking now!" The reporter states. They all stare and see several scared looking cameramen. Norman bolts upright and, as if nothing had just happened, approaches the podium.
"My name Is Norman Osborn, may I introduce my friends Dr. Otto Octavius and Dr. Kurt Connors".
"Oh you know each other, do you?" The reporter sarcastically retorts.
"Shut the fuck up you freak!" Norman politely requests, "As you may know, We are going to unveil the latest technology. The Neogenic recombinator!"
The reporter shrugs and asks, "So what is this 'Neonic discombobulator?'
"The Neogenic recombinator, is a device that can turn you into a lizard or fuse a suit to your body or something." Norman responds with conviction.
"So, it's fucking useless then?" The reporter states.
"Well we are also unveiling our latest oscorp fridges which show you what's inside without you opening the door" Otto Octavius responds.
"Wow, that's actually the most useful and purposeful invention." The reporter replies with genuine intent, "Our listeners will want to know more!"
Norman gets really pissed off but knows the show must go on.
"Well, fine!" Norman states, "But I'll have to go through the neogenic recombinator exhibit first before we get to the fridge. Harry thinks he's the only one who knows the code, but I do too!"
Norman punches in the code, and as the doors slide open, a weird looking skinny meth addict is stood caressing the neogenic thing.
"My name is Mac Gargan" It said and then it shoved the device up its anus.
"Noooooooooo!" Dr, Kurt Connors screamed, "you must never put it up your anus! I know from experience!"
Suddenly, the moonlight shone through the windows and showed Dr. Kurt Connors for what he really was. His skin erupted into a scaly green snake-like complexion. His eyes became a bit like the queens when she accidentally slips up and shows her reptilian form. And he grew a massive lizard tail.
"What the actual fuck!?" Otto shouted.
"I'm the fucking Lizard, bitches!" The lizard screamed, "and I'm gonna rape your families!"
It jumped out the nearby french windows and down to the street below.
Mac Gargan watched with a horny delight, he then gaped his horny little ass and shoved the massive neogenic recombinator within himself.
As he did so, he erupted into a bright pink flame. His skin changed to a green leathery fashion, and his penis grew to 3 metres long and painfully bent back upon itself. It arched over his back and grew a venomous stinger.
"I'm the cunting scorpion!" He said in a pained way, due to his dick being fucking bent around.
"I hope you're getting all this!" The reporter screamed in delight.
"Yeah" The cameraman reported, "this fridge is absolutely phenomenal!"
The scorpion walked out the door calmly.
"Is any other weird shit going to happen?" Norman said, looking suspiciously at Otto.
"Well I didn't fuck myself with the neogenic thing" Otto said in anger.
Suddenly the left wall was ripped clean off. Behind it stood a black latex-like 50 foot venom-rhino.
"VER DE FUCK IS SPIDER-WUSS!?" It bellowed.
That's it for chapter 5, and boy what a chapter it was. Perhaps in the next chapter, hydroman can make madam webs pussy wet or something. Any suggestions, please message me – serious ones only, don't waste my time!
Cuboid shaped wiener.