If James and the princes can sing this classic song from Newsies about their dreams of being king someday, let's see what the Order of the Wand can do with it! I thought it would be fun if, as they make their plans, they break into song about sharing some of their fantasies. Newsies is not mine.
Greylock: A pair of new shoes with matchin' laces!.
Grimtrix: A permanent box at Sheepshead races!
Baron von Rocha: A porcelain tub with boilin' water!
Cedric: A Saturday night with King Roland's youngest daughter!
Greylock: Look at me
I'm the king of Rudistan
Suddenly
I'm respectable
Starin' right at 'cha
Lousy with stature
Baron von Rocha: Nobbin' with all the muckety-mucks
I'm blowin' my dough and goin' deluxe
Greylock: And there I be
Ain't I pretty?
Baron von Rocha and Cedric: It's my kingdom
I'm the king of Zumaria/Enchancia!
Greylock: A corduroy suit with fitted knickers
Baron von Rocha: A mezzanine seat to see the flickers
Cedric: Chocolate cigars that cost a quarter
Grimtrix: A golden crown for the kingdom's conqueror
Order of the Wand: Tip your hat
We're the king of Enchancia/Rudistan/Zumaria
Greylock: How 'bout that!
I'm the king of Rudistan
Order of the Wand: In nothing flat
He'll be covering
Wei Ling to Corinthia
Our man Grimtrix
Baron von Rocha: Makin' a headline out of a hunch
Greylock: Protecting the weak
Cedric: And payin' for lunch
Grimtrix: When I'm at bat
Strong men crumble
Cedric: Proud yet humble
Greylock and Baron von Rocha: I'm (He's) the king of Zumaria/Rudistan
ALL: I gotta be either dead or dreamin'
'Cause look at that pape with my face beamin'
Tomorrow they may wrap fishes in it
But I was a star for one whole minute
Startin' now
I'm the king of Enchancia/Rudistan/Zumaria
Cedric: Ain't ya heard?
I'm the king of Enchancia
ALL: Holy cow
It's miracle
Magnus is cryin'
Marcus, he's dyin'
Flashpots are shootin' bright as the sun
I'm one highfalutin' son-of-a-gun
Don't ask me how
Fortune found me
Fate just crowned me
Now I'm king of Enchancia/Rudistan/Zumaria
Look and see
Once a piker
Now a striker
I'm the king of Enchancia/Rudistan/Zumaria
Victory!
Front page story
Guts and glory
I'm the king of Enchancia/Rudistan/Zumaria!