If James can sing this classic song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas to have a little holiday fun at Cedric's expense, let's see what Cedric and the Order of the Wand can do with it during the Gathering of the Sorcerers! I thought it would be fun if, before Aleena left, she joins the group in a song as they jokingly voice their opinions about taking over their respective kingdoms. She may not like what they have planned, but she does like this song! How the Grinch Stole Christmas is not mine.
Cedric: You're a mean one, Mr. Grimtrix,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grimtrix,
Greylock: You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grimtrix,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grimtrix,
Aleena: I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! (on the Order's strange looks): What? I may not like what you're planning, but I do like the song! (softly) And how many times did Sandra and I sing this behind Ezekiel's back?
(sings) You're a foul one, Mr. Grimtrix,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grimtrix,
Baron von Rocha: Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grimtrix,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grimtrix,
Morgana: The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grimtrix,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grimtrix,
Greylock: Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
Order of the Wand: You nauseate me, Mr. Grimtrix,
With a nauseous super "naus"!
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grimtrix,
Cedric: You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!
Grimtrix: Oh, flattery will get you everywhere, my friends... (as Aleena prepares to leave) But Miss Aleena, you're going to miss out on all the fun of taking over our kingdoms!
Aleena: That's fine by me! (leaves)
Greylock: She's right; if she doesn't want to take over her kingdom, it's her loss!
Morgana: More kingdoms for us to take over!
Grimtrix: You're absolutely right, my friends!