Chapter 12:
It was a Sunday morning and Izuku just finished his workout routine just in time as the others started waking up. Well, most of them woke up at seven and hanging out at the dorms. Nagamasa was still drying his hair and Chifu is probably still asleep. He took it upon himself to cook breakfast for everyone. It's a given that his dad would teach him how to cook. How else did Hisashi use his fire quirk? Other than using it to make support gadgets to save money. He still had his headphones on and it finally got into his Pop songs playlist. The old school ones, at least. He called it his cursed playlist cause he usually sings along with the songs without noticing. Even more so while cooking breakfast.
"I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way! Nananana, I forgot the lyrics, I was born this way." Lady Gaga was a classic for him, even if he keeps forgetting the lyrics. "Oh there ain't no other wa-"
He only turned around while scrambling the eggs to see Camie recording everything in her phone. Everything. Every single thing. He slowly but surely moved towards her as she slowly but surely moves away. She's wearing shorts right now with slippers on. She's also wearing a shirt that says 'Shirt' on it. That's his favorite shirt. "Camie."
"What?" She snorted, trying her best not to suddenly burst out laughing. "Please, give me the phone. I promise I won't do anything with it."
"Hell to the nah, Izubro. This is going to be so freakin' viral." Izuku snapped after she said that. "GIMME THE GODDAMN PHONE, CAMIE!" She used that as a signal to run away as he runs after her while aggressively seasoning the eggs. Everyone there just looked confused but mostly ignored the antics of the duo.
Murry's Dorm Room
gangsterTendencies [GT] has started bothering punchingMachine [PM]
GT: sUp
PM: good to see that ya integrated yerself wel with the school, runt.
GT: wHaTeVeR, rApPa
GT: He DiDn'T dO sHiT tO hEr, RiGhT?
PM: dont worry about it. I made sure he doesn't do too much. it makes me sick to the fucking stomach not being able to do much, but at least it's not as bad as before.
GT: hE aLrEaDy PuT gRaMpS oN a CoMa
GT: i WoNt LeT hIm CoNtRoL hEr ThAt LoNg
PM: damn right, but the final hit is mine, you got me, runt?
GT: tHeN yOu BeTtEr Do It FaSt
GT: hE oNlY tHiNkS iM sTiLl SpYiNg On ThEsE sHiKeTsU gUyS, rIgHt?
PM: still feeding him false info, runt?
GT: pReTtYmUcH
GT: wHeN i GeT sOmE hElP hErE
GT: wE'lL fUcK pOpS uP aNd PuT gRaMpS bAcK iN cHaRgE
PM: just like we planned, chisaki
GT: i AbAnDoNeD tHaT nAmE a LoNg TiMe AgO
GT: tHaT sHiT bElOnGs To GoOd Ol PoPs: Kai
GT: Chisa is my family name now
GT: AND HE WONT EVER FORGET IT
gangsterTendencies [GT] has stopped bothering punchingMachine [PM]
He closed his laptop as he gets ready to go down the living room in the dorms. Even then, he's still stuck in his thoughts. "Don't worry, gramps, a few more months, and Overhaul is goin' buh-bye."
"MMPPH MMPHH MPH!" Camie was struggling to unbind herself after Izuku puts her in a rather uncomfortable position when he caught up to her. Just in time for Murry and Chifu to see it as they were going down the stairs.
"Good motherfuckin' mornin', my best motherfucki- what the anglin' fuck?" Chifu did a double take upon seeing Camie tied up in a rather awkward position. "What type of bondage shit is this?" Murry added in with his own bewilderment.
Camie finally got a handkerchief off of her mouth. "I told you he reads Fifty Shades of Gray!"
"Don't listen to her. Breakfast is ready, by the way. If anyone's allergic to eggs, I could always make something else, so don't be too shy." Izuku's head stuck out from the dining room, hoping to stop Camie from embarrassing him. "Someone wake the redhead up." He added.
"Room's locked. I already checked on my way out, Midobro." Chifu replied to him. He just sighed and looked at the clock. "Well, she's about to wake up anyway, one way or another." Then he smiled sadistically. A smile that Camie knows well to be the scheming side of Izuku. The hidden genius within his laid-back nature.
"What did you do this time, Izubro?" He didn't answer her as he held up his hand, silently counting down. The moment his last finger went down,
"KKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" A loud screech was heard from upstairs. "Midoriya, what DID you do?"
"Cold water alarm clock. Don't let dad know that I actually pay attention to what he's doing sometimes-" He was interrupted by the girl who was currently soaking wet in her bear onesie, glaring at him. She rushed at him but her attacks were predictably harmless.
"IZUKU, YOU SHIT-EATING YANKEE DANKY DOODLE SHITE FUCKIN' COCKWORSHIPPIN' SOY-FACED, BROCCOLI FACED, SLIPPER WIELDIN, CLYPE DEEP BACHLE, BLITHERING GOMERIL JESSE, OAF-LOOKIN' SCHTONER, MILK DRINKIN', NYAFF PLOOKIE SHAN, MIM-MOOTHED, SNIVELIN' WORM-EYED HOTTEN BLAUGH, VILE STOOCHIE, CALLY-BREEK TATTIE!" She said all of that in English. No one understood a single thing she said. Even then, Riku was intimidated as shown by her hiding and shaking behind Kenshi. Izuku only raised his eyebrow at what he assumed to be an insult. Not that he understood a single bit of what she screamed at him, but the pissed off look on her face made it worth it.
"So I made scrambled eggs. Want some, Trish?" He finally said after a brief staredown. "Ya expect me to eat like this?"
"Right." His eyes glowed and every bit of water splashed on her left her body. "Happy now?"
"Just gimme the fucking plate." She yanked the plate off of his hand before going to the table. Even Seiji was intimidated by her outburst, seeing as how he subtly inched away from her when she growled at him for no reason.
"Oh yeah, one of his biggest turn-ons are angry redheads." Camie butted in before getting a spoonful of scrambled eggs get shoved into her mouth. She was still tied up but she's not complaining when Izuku is aggressively feeding her. "Shut up and eat your five-star breakfast."
"Hey, how many scrambled eggs did ya cook?" Trish cried out from the kitchen. "It's not how many; it's what type of eggs did I cook. If you wanna know, I'll gladly tell you."
He pointed at one egg, "This is American Style." The egg was cooked from a frying pan unlike the others. "French Style." The egg was more viscous than the others. "From my home country, Japanese Style." The one from the rice bowl with some rice. "Italian Style. The world's eggs for 'Shut the Fuck Up and eat already'."
"I got that reference."
"Of course you did, Kira."
"Aw really? I'll be the judge of that." Trish put it inside her mouth and was instantly hit in the face with a wave of pleasure. Izuku was confused whether or not he should start selling orgasmic faces after people tastes his food for the first time. That was a complete lie. Except for Trish's face. She liked it a lot, apparently. "THIS TASTES SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. I COULD JUST EAT IT UP ALL DAY LONG!"
"That's what she said." Camie quipped after finishing her breakfast. She's still tied up at the moment. "Will you untie me now. You already destroyed my phone."
"I can buy you a better one. It's with that HD quality camera that you wanted."
"Deal but untie me."
"Beg for it in Spanish."
"Por favor desatame."
"Oh my bloody hell, I can't believe you actually did. I would have untied you either way." He snickered as he untied her. "Dick move."
"You know me, Camie." He finally went over and got his own scrambled eggs with a toast. He turned on the television to see the news. Just in time for a breaking news. Breaking news meant heroes in action.
"YOU CAN SEE THE DISASTER JUST FROM WATCHING HERE! A MADMAN DRESSED AS A CLOWN HAS EXPLODED AN ENTIRE BUILDING! YES, YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY, A CLOWN HAS EXPLODED AN ENTIRE BUILDING; KILLING EVERYONE INSIDE INCLUDING PRO HEROES WHO HAVE TRIED TO SAVE THE HOSTAGES!" Izuku spat out the orange juice that he was drinking at the sheer ridiculousness of the breaking news. Everyone stopped what they're doing and glanced at Chifu, who seemed offended. "Hey, our Grand Priest will never allow someone like that motherfucker into our clown cult, so stop starin' at me like I'm some killer clown."
"RIGHT HERE IS THE ZOOM-IN OF THE CLOWN IN ACTION!" The video recording showed footage of a clown that's as tall as Inasa, from what everyone can see, with curly brown hair and a clown makeup. He was shirtless with purple tattoos all over him while wearing a grey camouflage pants, spiked clown shoes, and a purple-and-black-striped scarf. He seems to be carrying a child with him.
"Well shit, clowns that can blow shit up." Camie was saying what everyone was thinking. "THE POLICE HAS IDENTIFIED HIM AS AN INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL NAMED: CARLITOS BAILARINA DE LA MUERTOS! IT MEANS DANCER OF DEATH! KNOWN TO DANCE AROUND HIS HOSTAGES, MOCKING THEIR HELPLESNESS AS THE HEROES THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE THEM ARE DEAD AND BURNT ON THE GROUND! HE'S ACCOMPANIED BY AN UNWILLING HOSTAGE SAID TO BE TEN YEARS OLD! THE PEOPLE ONLY CALLED HIM AS 'FATE'."
"Ugh, a dancing clown. It's as if Pennywise wasn't much of a disgrace. Case in motherfuckin' fact, Pennywise IS a motherfuckin' disgrace." Chifu facepalmed casually at the criminal the news chopper is following. They see the clown produce a balloon out of nowhere and launched it at a nearby hero. It exploded on contact, and launched the hero into a building. The explosion itself created enough smoke to help the clown disappear. "THE CLOWN ESCAPED! THE POLICE AND THE HEROES WORKING STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HIS INTENTIONS ARE IN JAPAN AS HE USUALLY TERRORIZES THE WEST! WHAT COULD HAVE POSSIBLY MADE HIM GO HERE?!"
"Welp, we got a murder clown loose here in Japan. That, and he chose the perfect time." Izuku said. "Perfect time?" Seiji raised his eyebrows questioningly, prompting Izuku to answer. "At this point, All Might would have been busy doing paperwork at UA. He can't be in two places at once, and I doubt that even with his speed, he wouldn't reach it in time." He accounted the fact that the hero was severely weakened but that would cause too much panic than he can tolerate.
Seiji only sighed at his explanation. "Why would the number one hero be teaching at school? Shouldn't he be busy with this one?"
"He's getting old." Izuku answered. Everyone stared at him suspiciously. "What? That's what he told us. He said, and I quote: 'There's one thing I can't beat and that's old age! Soon enough, my strength will leave my body and I can no longer continue my duty, but worry not! I have a solution! I shall pass my mantle to the next generation of heroes! When they are ready, they will be far greater than me! So much so, that they will make even ME look like the Prologue.' He was smiling all the way when he said that."
It could have been an epic moment but well, Inasa happened. "THAT IS THE MOST PASSIONATE SENTENCE I'VE HEARD FROM THE NUMBER ONE HERO! I GIVE TEN OUT OF TEN! TRULY A HUMBLE MAN, HE IS!"
"True, true. Even with all the power, the Symbol of Peace is still a mortal like any of us. Of course he'll be knocked out of his prime when he reaches a certain age." Kenshi added his own opinion which the others reluctantly agreed with. It was a harsh truth that the Era of All Might would eventually come to an end when the hero inevitably retires. Only Izuku had a very grim idea on when that could happen. "Soon enough. That injury must suck."
"All For One destroyed Toshinori's stomach and incinerated his left lung. You should have seen when Toshinori punched him with his full might while his insides are leaking out."
Izuku visibly cringed at what the first user just said. "Good job, Kira, now Izuku can't unsee it."
"The kid can take a little bit of gore, Nana. He already pulled a guy's teeth out and pierce him with it."
"In a fit of rage."
"Look, I know that eight other voices, including you guys, will start talking soon but can you please not argue in my own head? This is nothing but a headache."
"Facing All For One is gonna be much more than a headache, kid. Get used to it."
"Not including what he does to female successors."
"NANA, STOP! I DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE WHAT HE DOES TO FEMALE SUCCESSORS, YOU BLOODY MORONIC TWUNT!"
"Right, right, sorry." He could just imagine her rubbing the back of her head as Kira facepalms in the background. "Ayy, you seem lost in thought, my greenest homie."
"This just me figuring out what the hell we should do when All Might retires. Individually speaking, we won't be able to do things alone BUT if we start working together instead of taking the spotlight for just ourselves, maybe we CAN make a difference. That's just my opinion on the matter. I work better with a teammate, you know."
"Bull-to-the-freakin'-shit, you can kick anyone's ass. Except mine, of course." Camie said. He wonders if she's flexing on him. She probably is. "It's Camie-3 and Izuku-2. You're not far ahead."
"Psh, I let you win on the first one and Chifu knocked me out on the second one. None of those shit count." After she finished talking, she instantly found her best friend sulking in the corner in a fiddle position. "Eh, nice job, blondie, ye managed to upset yer own sweetie." Trish sneered at her as she panics.
"BRO, BRO! I WAS JUST KIDDING! COME ON, DON'T BE UPSET!" She was trying to snap Izuku out of his sulking by violently shaking him but none seems to work. "HA! YE SCREWED UP NOW, BLONDIE!" Trish was laughing at what she thought was a pathetic display.
"REMEMBER WHO KICKED YOUR ASS MULTIPLE TIMES YESTERDAY, SHORTIE!"
"FUCK DID YOU CALL ME, YOU BLONDIE BIMBO!" Trish jumped at her but Camie dodged. A catfight just started. Izuku finally snapped out of his sulking and the others thought he was gonna break up their fight. Instead he pulled out two boxes and they could practically see his eyes glowing similar to that of money. "So who's betting on who to win?"
"ARE YOU MAD?! WHO WOULD BET ON SUCH A THING?"
"Five thousand yen on Camie." Murry pulled out five thousand yen from his pocket. Seiji instantly facepalmed. "Three thousand on Camie." Chifu added in her own bet. "AH THIS LOOKS FUN! FINE THEN, I BET TEN THOUSAND YEN ON TRISH!" Inasa through his own wad of cash into the redhead's box. Izuku sadistically smiled on the ones that bet. He held up three fingers before slowly closing each one. The others did not know what was gonna happen until the door slammed open.
"IF THE BOTH OF YOU DON'T STOP FIGHTING, I'LL PUT YOU ON BATHROOM CLEANING DUTY FOR FIVE MONTHS!" Gran Torino was at the door and yelling at the two. The girls instantly stopped. They were surprisingly left unscathed. "Good thing the both of you stopped. For that, you only get a week of bathroom cleaning duty. At this point of time, we can't afford infighting among us. Let this be a lesson to you other youngsters."
"YES SIR!" They all said lively. Gran Torino gave a satisfied hum before closing the door. "Well, I guess the motherfuckin' bet is off, Midobro."
"Not necessarily." His sadistic grin was as bright as the sun. He pulled out another box. This other box was the one where Gran Torino stops both of them. Guess who betted on that? The three who gambled had their eyes wide open as they realized that they just got scammed.
"M-My hard-earned cash…"
"Great, now I owe Rappa five-k."
"THAT'S SO UNDERHANDED THAT I COULD ALMOST RESPECT THAT! AND I DO!"
They all looked on sadly as he greedily counts his newly-acquired cash. Camie was trying her best not to laugh at what just happened while Trish is mildly annoyed that she can't even touch Camie. It couldn't get possibly worse. "Hey look, I just earned eighteen thousand yen. Who wants to order a pizza delivery?"
"OH YOU MOTHERFU-"
UA Third Tuesday…
*THUD*
Ibara fell flat on her back as she was judo flipped by Bakugou down the floor mat. "Eh, you suck at fighting."
"To be fair, I have no intentions of bringing harm towards anyone." She gestured him to give her a hand in standing up. He only clicked his tongue. "Don't gesture that bullshit to me. You're tougher than you look."
"Am I really, Bakugou?" She raised her eyebrows with doubt.
"I'm pretty sure what he meant to say was the he's into you." Mineta exclaimed from the benches. "FUCK DID YOU SAY, YOU GODDAMN MIDGET?!"
"Nothing important!" Mineta snickered away. "A scumbag as usual, lecher?"
"Hey! I may be a scumbag but I'm no longer a lecherous scumbag." He snapped back at Ibara, who was busy standing up. "We can fucking agree on that, midget."
"I still don't see the purpose of training me on how to fight."
"Yeah, good luck defending yourself when some asshole gets the jump on you. The midget over there would at least make a good projectile when push comes to shove." Bakugou pointed at Mineta who just glared at the explosive blonde. "For the last time, Bakugou, we're not doing THAT." Mineta shuddered at the thought of that stupid team combo.
"You only met yesterday yet, you have already thought of team combos? Ara Ara, have you gone far, Bakugou."
"Will you stop saying 'Ara Ara', please? It's giving me the creeps."
"I assure you, scumbag, I have no intentions of scaring you by using that phrase."
"Well, 'Scumbag' is better than midget." Mineta nods while shrugging. "Why am I even here anyway?" The explosive blonde pulled him inside the training area for no apparent reason and forced him to watch.
"What? You want to be left alone with those fucking extras?"
"Bakugou, we are not calling people extras. We're not in an anime." She was shaking her head in disappointment. The same type of disappointment that Bakugou hates to see. "I thought we talked about this."
"Yeah, I agree with Shiozaki." The scumbag just nods his head in agreement with her. They're teaming up on him.
"WHATEVER! WHY AM I EVEN FRIENDS WITH YOU GUYS?!"
"Ara ara, so he admits that we ARE his friends." She clapped gleefully and Bakugou can't do anything else but to look away. "Shiozaki, I told you that saying that doesn't fit at all with you!"
"Because I'm Christian, scumbag?"
"Because it reminds me of… things when you say that."
"Ah, I see, you might experience a rela-"
"WILL YOU TWO FUCKS SHUT UP! BREAK'S OVER, GET READY TO LEARN HOW TO FIGHT AGAIN! SCUMBAG, YOU BETTER GET READY BECAUSE I'LL FIGURE OUT HOW I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO FIGHT TOO!"
"Heh, at least we know the blondie bombshell cares about us, Shiozaki." Mineta chuckles as he walks back to the benches with a smug look. Bakugou was fuming but he's not gonna make the same mistake twice. Thrice. "REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU, PLANT LADY!"
Ibara only nodded in response. That was enough of an answer for him as he rushes her.
Shiketsu Second Wednesday. Third Wednesday for UA, mind you.
"All right, this is were the differences start between Shiketsu and UA, you damned whippersnappers. We won't be having a Sports Festival at this time. Hell, I can't call it the Sports Festival at that point but you only have to worry about that at the winter season. Next week, UA will be having their Sports Festival, and next week, you will start your internships. Two weeks' worth of internship from two different pro heroes. We already sent your combat training videos to a select number of them. You better make it worth your time. With that, you get to pick your hero names right now this early." Gran Torino announced and the class got excited. Seiji raised his arm. "Yes, Shishikura?"
"Sir, are you truly sure we are ready for an internship?"
"The internship itself will be your bonus training, AND your midterms exam. For the Heroics class at least. As for whether you're ready or not, you should know by now that we are making you take a long fall and expect you to land on your feet running. Hero work is a job that you need to take very seriously as it can cost lives whether its your own or others'. Now, write your D-Tier names on the board provided for you. I'll be the judge on whether your name passes or not."
"Right, I forgot about the internships. Yeah, this is gonna be an interesting two-week period."
"You know, I used to intern for the world's former Symbol of Peace, right?"
"You worked with Crimson Riot, Nana? Cool."
"Eh, back in my day, there were vigilantes instead of heroes. Even now, those types of guys exist. I don't know why you guys keep going after them. They can reach people that can't be saved by your law today."
"Rules are rules, Kira, but I guess that won't stop Izuku from exploiting them as much as he can."
"Right, before we delve into some irrelevant shit, why don't you two help me figure out what hero name I should use."
"You could always use the hero names you chose with your sisters; you know?"
"How did you- nevermind, you got access to my memories, too."
"Yeah, and that includes your first kiss. I can blackmail you using that."
"You're inside my mind, you can't blackmail me."
"Kid, Nana, stop arguing. He needs a hero name."
"Right, right. Well Tatsumaki went with the name we chose together, which is Tornado. If Fubuki still wants to be a hero, she would've chosen Blizzard. As for me, it was gonna be Storm."
"Storm? Not a bad name but… it doesn't quite fit you."
"Doesn't fit him, Nana? When he reaches his full potential, he's gonna be LIKE a storm."
"Right now, all he does is swing around like a spider, right?"
"And what, make him call himself Spider-Man? That name sounds so lame."
"Shut up, I think I got what I need to make my name. I just need to add something to my current hero name."
Camie beat him to it when she stood up first. "Yo, so funny story, I got this lit-ass hero name from Izubro's lil' sis. She got some cool ideas inside that head of hers, let me tell ya that. So here's the Hero Name I chose: Ms. Illusions."
"I see. It's decent enough. Sit down." Before he can have the chance to stand up, Murry got to the front first. Now he's getting annoyed. The smoker isn't showing it yet, as he's still talking about getting it from an album of a rapper. "So yeah, that's why I chose this name," He turned the board around. "I'm goin' with Doggystyle-"
"You're not using that. Take your seat and try again." Gran Torino comically smacked Murry at the back of the head for good measure. Murry scurried back to his sit with a sad look on his face. "Well, I guess it's my turn." Izuku stood up and walked to the front. "So with the recent developments of what I've discovered on how to use my quirk, aka jumping carelessly off a building-"
"YOU DID WHAT?!" The entire class screamed at him. "Oh right, I didn't tell them." He coughed nervously before continuing. "Yes, I jumped off a building and kinda learned how to shoot nanomachines at a string-like pace and use it as a swinging tool, I kinda thought up of this name. Well, that's just half the reason. The other reason is that my sisters and I chose the other half of my name. That's all there is to it so here ya go." He revealed the board to the class.
"Slightly Friendly Neighbourhood: SpiderStorm"
"Take away the 'Slightly Friendly Neighbourhood', and we got ourselves another good hero name. SpiderStorm is pretty good."
"Ayy, alright so, this is my second try, homies. I'm goin' with Snoop Dogg."
"Do you want to get copyrighted? Get back there and think of something else!" Murry was, again, rejected. "Ha! SpiderStorm is a wimp's name. Check this shit out. Lady of Rage." Trish showed off her board proudly while smirking at Izuku, who could care less what her chosen name was.
"Seems legitimate, but you can shorten it to Lady Rage."
"Fair enough."
Inasa ran excitedly towards the front of the classroom to show off his own hero name. "MINE WILL BE GALE FORCE! IT'S A FANTASTIC NAME AND I THINK IT FITS ME BEST AS I CAN EASILY LIVE UP TO THAT NAME!"
"Goddammit, you have no control over the loudness of you voice."
"I HUMBLY APOLOGIZE, SENSEI!" He bowed until his head reached the ground. Once he stood back up properly, his head was bleeding from the impact. Gran Torino just put his hand on his forehead in exasperation before pointing towards the door. "You're bleeding. Just get to the clinic."
"YES SIR!"
"Aight, third time's the charm. Snoop Lion!"
"No."
"Fuck."
"Foolishly Foolhardy Foolish Fool. I shall go next. My hero name will simply be: Grind." Seiji showed his board to the class. Most of them thought of better names for him than that.
"It's mediocre but if that's what you want, Shishikura, then I'll allow it."
"This name is just a reference to some character in book of another religion. It's nothing interesting. Judge Samson." Nagamasa held up his board.
"Not interesting? It's a pretty interesting name in this old man's opinion. Take your seat."
"Thank you, sir."
"Ayy, my brothers and sisters, I thought up of this motherfuckin' cool-ass name cause why the hell not? I'm going with Hokus Pokus."
"Not too shabby. You can live with that. Vague and mysterious but fits your… clown persona?"
"I shall be next. I have been exploring the world after I gained my sentience, to learn more about it. I've helped many people on my way here, so it's only natural that they have created folk songs about me. I-"
"Wait, they made folk songs about you?" Izuku had to interrupt Kenshi. They made folk songs about the wolf. "Yes, the Russians created folk songs about me. I've had many names, though as of now, I've chosen Kenshi. The Russians called me 'The Wolf of the Snow' as I do help the poor locals in their hunt for food during the winter. So that's what I'm going with." He flipped his board over to reveal his name. 'Lupus DeNix'
"Part of the wolf's scientific name and some good context for those who knew you. That's actually real smart. Why Latin though?" Izuku was impressed with the name. This was the only time he didn't cringe at a Latin word. It was usually the edgy guys that use Latin but Kenshi is pretty cool.
"As you humans say, it sounds cool." The wolf replied proudly. Nobody can blame him for using that name. It was pretty cool. "ALL RIGHT! OKAY, THIS IS MY FINAL NAME, HOMIES! NO COPYRIGHT, NO NOTHING!" Murry revealed his board. NOTORIOUS B-
"Nope."
"FUCK!"
Riku reluctantly stood up next while trying to avoid eye contact with everyone. She didn't say anything and just showed her chosen hero name. StarLight.
"Not bad. You can change it later if you want."
"Y-Yes." She quickly went back to her seat before Gran Torino could say anymore. He let it slip. "She really needs a confidence boost…" He thought to himself.
"You got anything, Murry?" Izuku asked the guy in front of him. The smoker teen only sighed in exasperation as he held up his board in exasperation. "I don't even care anymore, homie."
Smoses
"A combination of smoke and Moses. I got nothing else."
"Eh, could have been worse. Your name gets a pass."
"REALLY?!" He lightened up a bit before gleefully skipping back to his chair.
"That's it for today. Tomorrow will be a surprise type of Battle Training. Be ready." Everyone nodded when Gran Torino said that. Right now, they're more focused on getting back to the dorms and rest up. Their written midterms are not gonna be a joke.
"Okay, so yeah, Fluoroantimonic acid can fuck you up." Izuku finished explaining his piece in Chemistry to everyone listening. He was basically the class' science expert. He had to be, considering the nature of his quirk. Part of the reason why Momo considers him a rival in that subject. The only problem is that while she's focused on one branch, he has multiple branches of science to work with. Physics, Aerodynamics, Chemistry, Biology, and other stuff. Things that he need to learn more about his quirk. Ironically, as smart as he is in the field of Science, he was only decent in Mathematics. The title goes to another. One who would not be expected to be as such.
"So it can melt you in a bit?" Nagamasa asked the question everyone was thinking.
"Probably." He waves it off, trying to move on to the next subject.
"Hey, I'm pretty sure the Yakuza use these to get rid of bodies." Everyone just stopped whatever they were doing and looked at Murry. "…What?"
"Murry, how are you that sure?" Seiji asked him, slightly concerned. "Words and rumors from the street where I'm from." The guy quickly answered before looking away. Everyone didn't bother asking any further. "Enough of this fuckin' sciencing bullshit. I need help on my Mathematics, wankstain."
"Oh, I'm only decent at Math. Well, my math is mostly for physics and the likes." Yeah, it's a good thing they're not going to College because they can only imagine what type of hell they're gonna have to solve. "You want an expert? Unfortunately for you, it's her." He pointed his thumb towards Camie. The class never expected Camie to be a Math genius. Neither did he when they first met. That's the first time he learned that she's smarter than she lets on. He never knew why that's the case. "Hol' up, what the fuck do you mean 'unfortunately'? Ya fuckin' jerk. That was totes wack."
"You know what else is 'totes wack', Camie? Failing our midterms." He snapped back at her before pushing Trish towards her. "HEY! Stop pushin' me around like I'm some kind of wee lassie, wankstain."
"Try me, Shortie." He responded while rolling his eyes.
"FUCK DID YOU-" She stopped halfway at what she was about to yell at him before using her makeshift bow and arrow consisting of rubber band and pencils on him. It didn't matter as the object was small enough for him to catch midair with his quirk. "Nice aim, where did you learn that?"
"Bah, it's just some archery class my ma forced me to join. Nothing interesting." He subtly smacked her with the same pen she used as an arrow. "OW! WHAT THE ACTUAL TYPE OF FUCKNUT EATING SHIT ARE YA GETTING' OFF WITH SMACKING ME, YA WEE SHIT!"
"Yeah, that gave me an idea. Touch me with your fingernails."
"Ew."
"Not what I meant. Just poke me or something like that and try to piss me off." She did so but she can't think of anything at the moment. Well, that was the case until Camie whispered something into her ear. "Yeah, yer sister did deserve to be blown up by that Bakugou fellow."
His whole body instantly slams through the table, breaking the entire thing with papers flying everywhere. "Holy shit, it worked?"
Izuku struggled to get his quirk analysis notebooks as he starts to aggressively write down new details about Trish's quirk. "Shortie, you're about to be upgraded to Merida."
{- To Be Continued...
10000000000% Canon in an Alternate Timeline Omake
"Give it up, you're not gonna be able to do shit against me." Izuku said while turning another one of Todoroki's ice into water. It was easy. Just separate the molecules enough to turn it back into liquid. The guy he's fighting right now in the Sports Festival is apparently still not using his fire. Apparently because of Daddy Issues. That ticked him off so he punished him by half-assing the fight like Todoroki does. "SHUT YOUR MOUTH! I'M NOT USING HIS POWER!"
"Even if you didn't use your fire and STILL managed to be the number one hero, he's still gonna get what he wants." That stopped Todoroki for a moment. Izuku continued what he said, accusingly pointing at the ice user in front of him. "Didn't you say that Endeavor WANTS you to be the number one hero? That's all he said. He didn't say shit about you having to use his flames. If you become Number One without it, so be it! Congratulations, bitch, you played yourself like Beethoven plays the piano."
"Y-You..." Shoto growls in frustration as he sends a bigger wave of ice. The same one that took out Sero in the first one. It was destroyed instantly by something new. Behind the mist of eyes, he saw a light blue, floating version of Inko Midoriya; Izuku's Mother. "W-What the-?!"
"Neat, huh? I figured that if you can stop the water molecules from moving, they'll eventually band together and make ice. You don't even need a cold temperature to do that if you got a quirk like mine," Izuku's eyes started glowing as he snickered menacingly and made Shoto back away in a slight feeling of unease and fear. "Now, what did I promise you earlier?"
A flashback instantly hit Shoto like a truck.
"Huh, well, even if that's the case, you're just insulting everyone by not using everything you got. You disgust me more than Bakugou, surprisingly."
"I don't care what you think. I'll win this tournament without using his power. I'll beat YOU without using his power." His threat went through deaf ears from Midoriya who does not seem intimidated at all. "Then here's a promise, I'll beat you with YOUR own half-assed power if you don't used your full power. I'm not gonna stop there, I'll use YOUR half-assed gifted as fuck power to put you in a three months' worth of recovery."
Shoto realized what Izuku meant when he made that promised. "Good thing I watched YoYo's Extravagant Travels, am I right? I'll beat the shit out of you with a Stand that looks like mom. I still haven't decided on what to name it yet, even if it's temporary." He steps forward. Shoto backs away and tries to send another barrage of ice. It didn't work as Izuku's 'Stand' just destroyed it. He really is using his own power against him. Shoto was starting to have regrets on not using his power but... He clenched his fist. "D-DID HE PAY YOU TO DO THIS?!"
"What do you think I am? A sellout? Hell no, I'm doing this with two purposes in mind. One, to teach you a lesson about how that is YOUR power not his, and two, to get expelled for beating the real shit out of you." SHoto knew deep down that Izuku was not the type to break promises. "G-GET AWAY! FINE! YOU W-WIN! I GI-" Before he could say anything, his mouth was jammed shut via Izuku's quirk. "Anyway, I know a pretty good rush attack. THis is in memory of my cousin, Narancia." He rushed Shoto before he could get out of bounds and started using his 'Stand' and punching him rapidly.
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(Note: The Rush attack is as long as the 3 page ora and 7 page muda combined. Enough for probably 3 months' worth of hospital recovery or more.)
Pain was the only thing Shoto felt as the frozen boxer punches him repeatedly. Izuku was screaming at the top of his lungs when he combined One-For-All to his own quirk as he used Shoto's own quirk to beat the shit out of him. The ice version of his mother delivered one final punch in the form of an uppercut as the crowd looks on at silence at the brutal way of how the Son of Endeavor was defeated. Shoto was launched by that uppercut into a trash
REPLACEABLE TRASH. Pick up Mon, Tues, Fri.
Izuku did a weird pose as the ice form of his mother turned back into water. "Volare Via!"
{- Would probably continue this omake for the lols.
Anyway, we could use a little bit more slice of life. The calm before the storm. The jinx that would start a disaster. I mean, if the obvious set up involving that clown wasn't enough of a subtle foreshadowing. Okay, maybe the entire purpose of this chapter was to foreshadow a number of things. Well, to say the least, that's the case.
Bakugou: You foreshadowed a lot of shit in Izuku with A Guitar and none of those happened yet, asshole.
Wait, I did?
Bakugou: Don't tell me you just so happened to foreshadow events accidentally there.
Bruh, that story is a long-term shitpost. I just think of what happens on the spot. Where the hell did you even think that clown came from? I mean, I just made that story to piss people off for any possible reason to be pissed off.
Bakugou: Does that make Trish your favorite OC?
Hell no, my favorite is still Kenshi. A goddamn superwolf is awesome af. That and he's also weirded out by furries.
Bakugou: I don't want to be that guy but not all furries are bad.
You're literally the last person that would say that, but I see your point. But eh, I guess everyone got their kinks. I'm aware that some are furries only because they like the designs or making some new oc's that looks like an animal or something like that. But that's beside the point. Anyway, like, subscribe, and comment. PEACE!