Chapter 14:
"Okay, now you put it in again, but without the cover this time and wait for another twenty five minutes." Chifu said as Izuku put the lasagna in the oven. "Thanks for teaching me how to cook this, Chifu."
"Anything for my motherfuckin' friend. Honk." She sheepishly rubbed the back of her head as she made playful honking noises. "Say, if you don't mind, why do you honk from time-to-time?"
"I just liked honking. There's a dress code here that doesn't allow clown noses. I wonder what story made that happen?"
"Speaking of stories, I wonder what's happening at my friends at UA?" Izuku pondered for a bit while waiting for his lasagna to cook. It was a thank you gift for Camie after she helped him with his math assignment. She has been craving Italian food lately. "Probably after that Scandinavian guy posted a diss track on India… oh well, this is easier than buying that expensive i15 processor and then upgrading it myself since she can't do it. Hmm, maybe if this whole hero gig doesn't work out, I could make a computer making company… Nah, a Bar downtown would be pretty great."
"You know one of All For One's minion is a bartender. A great one at that! Maybe if you could intern for him-"
"Don't tempt him, Nana." Izuku was brought back to reality as Chifu lightly poked his shoulder. "Woah, easy there, motherfucker. You just zoned out for a bit. You worried about your friends back at UA?"
"Yeah, I guess. I left them alone with an explosive maniac."
"Didn't you say that he was kept on a tight leash?"
"That's half the problem. Admittedly, All Might is a bad teacher. Guess he can't be good at everything." Izuku waved it off as if it was a fact. Which it is. "I'm sure those motherfuckers are doing well." Chifu reassured him to ease his worries.
Meanwhile at UA's Unforeseen Simulation Joint…
"RUN! RUN! RUN!" Iida told the Ochaco and Jirou as they hurriedly ran away from a supposed villain that was left behind from the USJ invasion. "HOW DID HE HIDE FOR SO LONG!" Jirou had a valid point. It's been about a week and a few days since the invasion. Surely the teachers are able to find all of them? Eh, who was she kidding? The same villain defeated Todoroki.
They caught up with the rest of the class, who stopped what they're doing to see what the commotion was all about. Their faces quickly switched from confused to very afraid as they see a villain carrying an unconscious Todoroki in one hand. "YOU THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY FROM ME?!"
The villain plunges his fist into the ground and a giant tornado destroyed the simulated city and swept all the students up. "YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR BOTANY CLUB LATER IF I DIE HERE!" Katsuki screamed at the villain as he was also swept away into the tornado.
"THAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT YOU THINK OF?" Mineta snapped back at him as he used his quirk to hang at Katsuki's back. When the tornado finally disappeared, he threw down multiple balls in the ground which created a cushion for some of the students that can't negate the fall damage that could be done to them. Momo and Ochaco did a good job catching the other half. Katsuki was quick to blast off the balls from their backs as they landed safely and then started screaming.
"COWARDS CAN GO RUN THE FUCK AWAY! THE SCUMBAG AND I GOT THIS!"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WE? WE'RE RUNNING AWAY, BAKUGOU!" Mineta, who was still being held by Katsuki, complained as he tries to struggle off the explosive blonde's grip. "MAYBE HE SHOULDN'T HAVE APPEARED THEN!"
"HE ONLY APPEARED BECAUSE THIS IS A FILLER CHAPTER!"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
"NEVER MIND!" Bakugou looked back just in time to see the villain coming at him. He barely had enough time to dodge with his quirk. "MINETA, GRAB ICYHOT!" The scumbag was quick to react as he grabbed a ball from his head and stuck it to Todoroki. Bakugou then blasted far away from the villain which resulted in Todoroki getting pulled out of the unknown attacker's grasp and back into their side. The explosive blonde turned to the two teachers overseeing them, being their homeroom teacher and Thirteen. "WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING!"
"We're still injured." Aizawa simply replied. Bakugou grunted in annoyance as he lets go of Mineta. "I am not dying right now. Maybe on my first day on the actual job, but not now."
"Shut up, scumbag. As long as you're with me, you won't die. Cause I won't let you." Mineta rolled his eyes after hearing that from his supposed friend. Bakugou only grunted in response as he keeps an eye on the villain, who was busy rambling about no hope or some shit like that.
"Gee, as if I'd let a fate worse than death happen to me…"
"ARE YOU INSULTING ME RIGHT NOW?!" He growled at the midget but he was promptly ignored.
"Love me or hate me, those are straight facts," Mineta snapped back as they both prepared for another attack from the villain. And then the villain started throwing boulders. Actual boulders. "Where's All Might when you need him? Better yet, how the fuck did they not fix the alarms yet?" Mineta complained again.
"Quit bitching, we need to kick his ass. Let's do that shit we talked about, scumbag." Bakugou sneered at the villain. "OI!" They heard a voice call. They turned to look at Kirishima and the rest of their class. "Don't think you can take the glory for yourself, Bakugou."
"Fuck off, I'll do what I want."
"Not if Satou throws me first. NOW, SATOU!" The guy wearing a yellow body suit went and ate some sugar before buffing up. He grabbed Kirishima by the shoulder as Uraraka taps her fingers on the red-haired teen as he chucks him at the thrown boulders. He managed to harden up and destroy it using his entire body. Aoyama and Yaoyorozu also did their fair share of boulder-destruction with Aoyama's laser and Yaoyorozu's cannons. Kaminari was still at home after the greenhouse incident that everyone agreed to never talk about again. Everyone was doing what they can to help out.
"Bakugou," Mineta called out to his friend. The blonde shot him a look before looking back to keep an eye on the villain. "I got a plan!"
"Right." That was the only thing Bakugou said before he blasted off towards the villain. "Look at that guy, trying to beat a villain who JUST destroyed an entire city. I hope he'll enjoy his stay at the hospital." Mina said mockingly as she waves the blonde off. Mineta had no time for this bullshit. "Ugh, listen, while he's distracting that guy, help me set this up." He reached into the pockets his diaper, or pants, or whatever it is, and pulled out spare gloves. These gloves are immune to the effects of his hair. He threw them to the available people as he looked at Satou and Shoji. "You wouldn't mind carrying concrete, right?" The two muscular students looked at each other before shrugging at the scumbag. He took it as a yes. "Great. Ashido, Ojiro, and Hagakure, help me put my hair on the concrete." The three didn't bother to question Mineta as they started plucking his hair and placing it on the concrete. Blood was starting to pour out from his head but he'll take a little bleeding over actually dying.
"Yaoyorozu, focus your cannon on the villain whenever he knocks Bakugou away. We are not giving him time to breath." She only nodded at what he said before making two more cannons and aiming them at the villain currently fighting Bakugou. He was only using his left arm to block out the explosions as it doesn't seem to affect him one bit but Bakugou is still doing a good job distracting him. Every time Bakugou was knocked away, the villain was bombarded with explosive cannonballs which creates enough smoke to let him get a hit in every now and then. "HA! Do you truly think that mere firecrackers are enough to beat me?"
"FIRECRACKERS? FUCK OFF!" At the corner of his eyes, he could see Shoji and Satou moving around a concrete filled to the brim with Mineta's hair. "So that's how you want it, huh? Fuck it. Maybe this will get Ibara off my back on her lessons about teamwork."
"SERO! NOW!" He heard Mineta scream as a tape shoots past the villain and into Bakugou's hand. He reacted quickly enough to propel himself around the villain who was oddly just standing there defending himself from his blasts. Something felt off but he's not taking any chances. The tape quickly latched itself onto the villain as he becomes incapable of moving his arms.
"BIG MISTAKE UNDERESTIMATING US, ASSHOLE!" Bakugou taunted the bad guy as he raises his arms and pulled the pin off his gauntlets, making sure his aim was on point. The sudden burst of a massive explosion was enough to send the villain into the concrete filled with sticky hair, effectively trapping him there as the impact sends Satou, Shoji, and the trap to be sent back by a few meters. "It worked?!" Mineta exclaimed in surprise.
"What the fuck do you mean it worked?! You mean you're not fucking sure of what you just planned you fucking scumbag?" Bakugou sighed as he approaches the villain. "Ugh, never mind then, Bakugou. Let's just see who this sucker really is, behind this mask." Mineta said as he pulls it off, revealing someone very familiar to them. Too fucking familiar to them. Who wouldn't recognize that smile anywhere?
"I AM HERE, PRETENDING TO BE A VILLAIN!" All Might told all of them out loud before laughing innocently. Once he finished laughing, he realized that he was still stuck on the trap as he looks at everyone who was glaring at him menacingly. "All Might…" They all said in perfect unison.
"W-Wait, I was just seeing if you weren't too shaken by the events back then!" The Symbol of Peace tried to explain itself before a boot has made first contact into his face. "YOU WENT OVERBOARD YOU IDIOT!" They all screamed simultaneously. While everyone was busy getting a kick in, Bakugou was busy trying to remove his face off his palm. He saw Todoroki stood up and just KNEW that he was in on this. He didn't even bother screaming at the Half n' Half Bastard as he walks away.
"Ugh, even Botany Club is better than this." He muttered on his way out. "I have a club meeting today, sir." He told Aizawa as he picks up Mineta against his will. "Sure."
"Let's go, scumbag."
"I'M NOT EVEN A PART OF THE BOTANY CLUB!"
"You are now."
Same night at the Shiketsu Dorms...
The girls were busy playing Spin-The-Bottle-Truth-Or-Dare on their Thursday Night out. Their Friday schedule was set to Eleven am and was considered a rest day for the students so they managed to set everything up, considering how there's only four of them. Their dinner for tonight? Lasagna that a certain person made for Camie as thanks. "See the perks of learning Math? Izubro was totally capable of doing that but he's just too lazy! I gotta take in the profits, fam. His rewards are mad lit, like that ahegao hoodie and some other shizzle."
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me repeat what you just said, an Ahegao Hoodie?" Trish held both her hands up in confusion about Camie's choice of wardrobe. "Aren't ya the daughter of some big names in the fashion industry?"
"Who did you think set the trend for that hoodie?" Trish got quiet after Camie asked her that rhetorical question. "All right, spin the motherfuckin' bottle. Was Camie's answer good enough for you, my motherfucking Scottish friend?" Chifu asked as Camie grabs the bottle. She spun it hard. Tension was happening between the four girls as it slowly loses its momentum. The bottle pointed at Trish. Riku sighed in relief as she held her chest.
"How introverted can she be?" The three girls have been made aware of Riku's love of making fanfics about her own classmates. What they did not know is that she heard what Camie felt about Izuku. Her secret was something that is to be kept at all cost, or the world ends. Or so she thinks. "Well, Trish, truth or dare."
"If I pick truth, you'll only definitely ask me something embarrassing. I'll go with dare, just to be safe."
"No problem, I dare you to tell ME what's up with you and Izubro. There's some weird-ass tension between the two of ya that a stick can cut through it with ease. Or so the saying says. I think." Camie waved off the thought of her possibly getting the saying wrong. Or the fact that she probably just made it up on the spot. "Ugh, outsmarted by an exploit. Of course," Trish sighed as she continued with what she's saying. "Honestly? I don't even know. I'm drawn closer to him more than anything else but I'm aware that it ain't love. He knows it ain't love. Maybe it's just so much extreme dislike that we can't allow the other to be defeated by anyone else except for ourselves? Some kind of hate-love relationship or the likes."
Trish was the only one who missed Camie's shoulder lowering in relief. Trish grabbed the bottle and spun it. It pointed at nobody. She spun it again. It pointed at nobody again. Annoyed, she spun it as hard as she could, causing the bottle to get thrown up into the air and heading towards the door. Right on time for Izuku to enter. "Hey Camie, you got an extra comb?" He casually caught the bottle with his free hand before continuing what he said. "I'm in a little bit of a predicament." He held out a broken comb.
"Izubro, Truth or Dare?" Camie asked him before tossing a spare hair comb at her emergency hair comb set. He decided to play along for the hell of it. "Truth."
"Who was yer first smooch?" Trish asked him without hesitation. Izuku looked away, remembering a rather unpleasant memory. Camie knew about it. Before she could stop Trish from prodding him any further, he spoke up.
"I'm not gonna tell you her name but it's obvious that I got my first kiss from my ex."
"Ex?"
"I'm not telling you her name, Merida."
"Will you tell us the detail?" Trish ignored what Izuku told her in favor of knowing more about him.
"Trish." It took one word from Chifu to shut the Scotswoman up. "Fine, but you owe me. We kinda started dating about three years ago, to be precise. I really did like her but I guess that feeling died out. At this point, I'm just worried."
"Why are ye worried?"
"I realized what her quirk was and why she doesn't want to talk about it. We had a good date and well, it ended in our first kiss. It was by then that she lost control of herself and bit my lower lip, suckling on the blood. By complete reflex, I accidentally pushed her away. I realized what I did and I apologized. It was then that I saw her face. Disgust, at herself for doing what she did. Before I could do anything, she ran away and I couldn't catch up to her. I tried calling her, texting her, just about everything. She had a quirk that involves blood and she lost control of herself. She was bottling up the desire for so long since she got her quirk that she just couldn't contain it anymore. I never blamed her for it. I wanted to help her with it. Getting some blood from the blood banks or even animal blood would have sufficed."
"Did you break up?" Riku asked nervously while looking away. Izuku nodded in response. "It wasn't an official break up, but there's a large implication that we did."
"What implication?"
"She didn't come back to school the next week. Next thing we knew, she's missing. You got your answer. As for what you owe me, it's that you keep your mouth shut about this." Unknown to them, Riku was already busy making mental notes of making her fanfic into a love triangle between them. She's aware that she's a degenerate but she can't miss out on this treasure filled story. It's her guilty pleasure.
"Ay, I kept that promise even now. Ain't no one knew about it, Izubro." Camie reassured him while patting his back. He thanked her for that before leaving the room. Their sleepover continued on as normal after that until it turned into a Minecraft LAN party. It was a struggle but they managed to beat the wither after three hours of grinding and luck. What's left now is the Ender Dragon. It turned to be a disaster.
"THAT BLOODY DRAGON JUST KNOCKED ME OFF THE PLATFORM!" Trish was the first one out when the dragon immediately knocked her away the platform and made her fall into the void. She slammed her keyboard in frustration as she just lost her lovely trident. Camie was busy laughing at her misfortune as Riku and Chifu begins building towards the main island. Camie was the bed bomber. Chifu was the next one down after getting knocked off one of the obsidian pillars by the dragon.
"Chifu, baby, did you forget to drink the slow falling potions?" Trish asked as she's crafting makeshift iron armour
"Ah shit, I did." It was up to Camie and Riku now. The dragon was at the last of its health as the two continually bombarded it with arrows as they drive away the Endermen. Camie was getting absolutely screwed over due to her axe's lack of range. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU NOT MAKE A SWORD, YA BLONDIE BOMBSHELL?!"
"Axes are awesome, Trish." Camie said as she dies. "Ah shit, no pressure, Riku." There was so much pressure on Riku. Everyone was on their way back with nothing but a mix of diamond and iron armour. She had to summon all her ultra gamer powers just to be able to defeat the dragon on hard mode. It took the right timing, but she manage to finally put a bed next to the dragon, and was able to kill it. The exp was all hers. Then she died of fire damage caused by the bed's explosion.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" The girls were pretty sure that they woke up everybody else as they suddenly heard Seiji stomping down the hallway and complaining. "Ah shit, here we go again." Chifu was there to either jinx them or predict what type of shit is about to go down. Probably both.
It was Friday, it was a newly scheduled rest day for them considering the circumstances of the severity of their hero training at the hands of the veteran pro hero. They were only acquired to do any homework or listen to any announcement that day. One of those announcements included the fact that the pro heroes have finally submitted their offers on who they wanted as an intern. A large number wanted Inasa and Seiji for obvious reasons. The ones that didn't have that much still has some options from other heroes who'll accept anyone as an intern. Izuku only had two. Probably because they don't want a trouble magnet to go along with their agency. It was his aunt and his sister.
"Who you choosin', Izubro?"
"My sister on the first week. My aunt on the second. Maybe Big Sis Tatsumaki can teach me a few tricks with my quirk. That, and I want to hang out with Aunty Ryuko." As a kid, he always loved riding his aunt on her dragon form. That's how he overcame his fear of heights after his aunt made him sit through a joyride. Nothing less fun than that. "How about you, Camie?"
"Oh, I'm going with Selkie for the whole two weeks." Izuku just knew why she would answer that. He stared at her for five seconds before saying what he thinks would happen. "You only went with the hero based on water because you wanted to take selfies at the sea, don't you?"
"Um… no?"
"SHE IS! THIS MAD BITCH!"
"Shut up, Kira."
"No, you shut up, Nana."
"Both of you shut up."
"This is too much of a headache." He said grimly before going back to pretending to be asleep on his desk. He let Camie play with his hair the entire time as he quietly listens to their conversations. Nagamasa was going with Kamui Woods to learn a little bit more about restraining enemies. Trish was surprised to get an invitation from Mirko and Izuku can't help but be jealous that she gets to be with the Rabbit. Kenshi was apparently going with Nedzu, who was actually an old acquaintance of his. Murry is going with some underground hero called Rappa or something like that? It's weird that Izuku never heard of him. Riku was apparently going with Uwabami since she needed more work on her confidence and stage fright. Chifu mentioned something about her cult's leader having a hero license. Weird but he's not gonna question a clown. Inasa is going with a hero Air Jet, since they both had similar quirks. Seiji said something about working for Recovery Girl as he wanted to test something out with his flesh-manipulating quirk.
"HA! I GOT THE NUMBER SIX HERO TO GET ME AS HER INTERN!" Trish boasted, which comes naturally for her. Izuku didn't mention the fact that his sister is number four in the rankings. Or that she's one of the most powerful heroes today, probably second only to All Might due to the raw power of her telekinesis. Or Kamui Woods also being in the ranking. "Pfft, nah, Izubro here got an invite from the number four AND the number nine. Both of whom are his relatives." It was Camie's time to flex on Trish over the fact that her best friend is related to some of the best heroes in Japan today. Izuku didn't bother with this bullshit as he continued to pretend to be asleep. The worst thing that could happen to him on the internship is a clown suddenly thinking it would be a good day to mess with him.
"Before you whippersnappers continue with your chat, I'll be needing Midoriya outside. We need to talk." Gran Torino gave him that look. "The DNA test results are probably here."
"This is gonna make things a little bit more complicated than it already should be." Izuku agreed with Kira as he walked out of the room.
Meanwhile, in alleyway in Musutafu…
"PLEASE! T-TAKE ANYTHING! J-JUST DON'T K-KILL ME!" That was the last thing the hero said before his head was blown apart by a balloon. "Oh, I'm sooooooorry, I couldn't hear you over the FACT THAT your head just BLEW up! HA! GOOD JOKE, AM I RIGHT, SQUIRT?!" He nudged his son, at his side, and by 'son', he means a boy he kidnapped back in Mexico. The boy could see things that even he could never have thought of, and it made his love for chaos even better. His name is Carlito Bailarinas De La Muertos. He EARNED that name after killing Mexico and America's Number ones. Nobody could stop him from doing what he wants but now, he's drawn again to Japan. He had a feeling that something big is about to happen in the next few years here. Something that would be very enjoyable for him. The kid beside him is still not looking at the headless body of his recent victim.
"C'mon, squirty twerp, isn't this just so SWELL?!" The clown asked the boy, who only nodded in fear.
Carlito already killed an entire building's worth of people and a couple of heroes. He wonders who's next, not that he cares who's next. He just wanted to run wild and see how this all goes. He wanted to see fear in everyone's eyes. He wanted to dance to the sound of their cries for help. He wanted everyone to know that their heroes won't be saving them when HE'S involved. He knows how this society will go down when the restraints are off... people will fuck each other over. He just needs to find an old… parent.
{- To Be Continued...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD That's a wrap. This is probably a filler, probably not, who cares? THe next thing that's going to happen is Shiketsu's two week internship and UA's Sports Festival and Internship. What could possibly go wrong?
Bakugou: Stop with your bullshit. Your foreshadowing bullshit is that of an amateur. There's no fucking way that the clown is not gonna be involved in some weird way in the story. That fucking clown is gonna stay there until the end. You know what? Fuck it! I want my redemption arc to end with me kicking his ass!
...Eh, sure, why not? I mean, it's just kicking his ass, not actually beating him. That's what you asked for.
Bakugou: Ugh, I should've been more specific.
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