Chapter 15:

Aight, I think we need to address the elephant in the room. Chifu's quirk name is a JoJo reference. Riku's quirk is an accidental JoJo reference. I just wanted to base Riku's quirk off of Renewable Energy seeing as how she gets Bioelectricity either from the Sun (Solar Powered Energy) or by breathing (Wind Powered Energy). I only named it Sunlight Overdrive because Renewable Energy as a quirk name does not sound cool.

procrastinatingWebhead[PW] has started bothering terribleTornado[TT]

PW: sis

PW: where was your agency located again

PW: ?

TT: what agency?

PW: you know

PW: the one where im supposed to go for my internship

PW: you remember right

PW: that i signed up to your agency

TT: first off, the only person in my agency is me.

TT: second off, just go to our apartment.

TT: i'll meet you there.

PW: oh my fucking god

PW: youre the number four hero and you dont have an agency

TT: i do but it's only me.

TT: just shut up before i kidnap you from your dorm room.

PW: jokes on you

PW: im already on my way to our apartment

PW: in fact, im at the door now

procrastinatingWebhead[PW] has stopped bothering terribleTornado[TT]

He rang the doorbell to their home. He was only planning to visit their apartment first to get some breakfast, since the only thing he brought is a suitcase containing his hero suit. He left some of his clothes at home in case he wanted to visit them, and it happens every weekend. His little sister has finally made her own machine which involves a sun-powered rifle. He doesn't know if he should be proud of what she could do at the age of nine or he should be worried considering the fact that it was their dad that was supervising her. Either way, a sun-power rifle would probably set her out for life for any solar-power based hero.

He was tapping his feet impatiently as he tries hard to whistle but fails. He never learned how to whistle. "Maybe nobody's home?" His grandmother reasoned. Grandmother. He can't believe that All Might's former mentor was his grandmother. She had two kids, Inko and some younger guy. He always wondered why he never met his mom's brother. Maybe they were separated to throw off All-For-One? Who knows?

"It can't be. My sister is technically the fastest if she uses her quirk to fly her. She outsped Hawks and Ingenium for fuck's sake." As he thought of that, he felt a telekinetic grasp on his entire body. He sighed as the door slams open and Tatsumaki flies past him. "Ah piss." That was the last thing he said before getting dragged into the air with his sister's telekinetic pull. "With One-For-All, you can outspeed her. I mean, you will never be as strong as All Might in PHYSICAL terms, but with your smaller size, you're faster and more agile than him. You could theoretically go Mach 3.5 in your prime. What's stopping you from being faster than her?" Kira said as Izuku was busy putting on his suit midair. They were already on their way to the city.

"I'm gonna chuck you beside that building. Let's see how much you've been working on your webslinging." Tatsumaki said as she reared her arm back. Before Izuku could protest, he was already thrown in between two buildings in the urban side of Musutafu. He quickly extended both his arms out and nanostrings started attaching itself on the buildings where he used it as a slingshot and shot him to another building. His nanostrings retracted back to him as he shoots out another batch and did a big swing around the city. He knew he shot out too long as he's lowering down to the ground. Once he's feet touches the road, he started running fast using One-For-All while holding on to his string as the momentum was enough to swing him back into the air. He now knew that everyone below is watching him swing around like a madman. Or a spider.

He would be lying if he said that he wasn't enjoying this. In fact, he likes moving this way when he's out on his costume. It's a lot better than jumping around buildings. Of course, he has to constantly run on the side of the buildings to have his nanostrings return back to his body but it's all good. His sister was beside him, using her own quirk to fly. Izuku could theoretically do that, but it takes too much effort and concentration that it's not worth the try even with One-For-All's enhancement.

"Eh, I give your web-slinging a seven out of ten. Could have been better." She said nonchalantly as they continue to move around the city. They heard a cry for help somewhere down the alleyway above them. It was a typical mugger threatening a woman with a knife. "Heads up." He told his sister who looked at him expectantly.

"Oh come on, Izuku, you can take that mugger out easily. You got surprise on your side." She told him as he lands on the side of the building, in the alleyway. He casually shot out his nanostrings which quickly wrapped itself around the mugger.

"What the hell?!" The mugger didn't have time to react as the nanomachines quickly covered his mouth. Izuku pulled up, with a bit of assistance from One-For-All and his own quirk and lifted the mugger into the air. His sister caught the mugger with her telekinesis as he stays suspended there. Izuku's nanostring quickly went back to him. "L-LET ME GO OR I'LL-" His mouth was instantly shut by Tatsumaki's quirk.

"I'll take him to the station. Don't do anything stupid. Oh, and ask the girl what happened while you're at it." And then she flew away with the mugger, who was at this point, screamed about regretting his life choices. He jumped down and landed in front of the girl, who got startled from him doing so. She had a brunette hair, and a business shirt. She looks a bit like she's in her late 20's.

"So, what happened?" He's not really good in this type of talk, so he just went the blunt way. "Aren't you going to ask for my name first?"

"Do I need to know your name?"

"I guess not. As for what happened, I guess shit happened. Wrong place and wrong time." She shrugged but he can't help but notice her shaking a little bit. "Right, clearly it was scary to suddenly get pulled in an alleyway and have a knife aimed at you."

"Nah, I'm just shocked. This would probably wear off. Thanks for the save out there. Are you a new hero or are you Tornado's first sidekick."

"Oh right, Big Sis doesn't take in sidekicks."

"Nope, just an intern."

"Judging from your hat, you must be from Shiketsu. Can't believe you traveled all the way here for an internship. Then again, I guess the both of you might have similar quirks." She said as he raised his eyebrows. "Good guess."

"By the way, what hero name have you chosen?"

"SpiderStorm." He replied. She nodded before walking away. She turned around once more. "I know you didn't ask but, it's Sho Hakken. I was on my way on a meeting regarding the hero rankings when I was pulled into this alleyway. I guess Tornado over there is doing great with her intern. You've met a rather influential ally, SpiderStorm." The woman said. Looks like he met his first connection in the government. Or something like that. Could be useful but he doubts he'll ever deal with any problems involving that.

"Should I tell her that I'm her brother?"

"Nah. Would make her look even more great. Trust me, my granddaughter seriously needs to work on her social skills and maybe you can help her with that."

"I'm worse than her, grandma."

"Well at least you don't act like a tsundere, now do you?"

"Fair point." Tatsumaki finally came back and threw him up in the air once more. "Say, what time does the UA Sports Festival start?" She asked him. That school was her alma mater and she doesn't even know. "A few minutes from now, why?"

"Hawks somehow convinced me to be part of the security in the air. You wanna watch it for free?"

"You really should, kid. You haven't seen your friends there in a while and you get to have the best sit in the house." Kira gave a pretty good reason. "Besides, you could use a break, kid. You've been working hard to master your power. Nothing wrong with a one-day break. Can't have you dying of exhaustion on me." Yeah, he needed the break. He only asked a very concerned Camie to put makeup on his eyebags so that nobody would notice. Not even Gran Torino knew about his late-night training.

"Sure. I could use a break. Nothing better than watching fellow teenagers beat the shit out of each other for the entertainment of adults.

"Pssh, you got that right." Tatsumaki still had this girly side with her as she giggled at the technical truth that her brother said. The train of thought got ahead of Izuku as he came to a realization.

Wait, now that I think about it, the Sports Festival is pretty stupid concept."

"Why is that?" She raised her eyebrows in confusion. "I mean, we're just carelessly showing off our quirks to world if we participate there. Won't the smart villains get a heads up on who could be a threat and start thinking up of plans to kill those kids?"

"Now that I think about it, yeah, why WOULD we televise this? I really should talk to the Principal about this but then again, the Director had the final say to this." She sighed at frustration at how the Principal is absolutely powerless to the words of the school's director. She just picked her brother up again and launched him towards the direction of the school, which is several kilometers away from them, much to his protest.

"You don't look so excited, Bakugou." Ibara said with a smile while patting him on the back. "Fucking IcyHot decided to challenge me because DEKU isn't here anymore. It's like I'm some kind of an offshoot replacement. Fucking dick."

"AND NOW A SPEECH FROM THE NUMBER ONE SCORER FROM THE ENTRANCE EXAMS!" Midnight announced as the crowd cheers. Bakugou was hesitant to walk up the stage as everyone but two persons were glaring at him. His hesitation served him well when everyone, including him, heard a distant scream that was slowly getting louder and louder. He looked up to the sky to find…

"What the actual fuck?!" He yelled as he saw Deku falling towards the stage. He got out of the way as his 'rival' was getting closer and closer. It looks to him that the green-and-black-haired cunt is actually panicking from falling down. Before he could hit the ground though, he was suddenly surrounded by green aura which stopped him from hitting it. His sister flew in with after and set him down gently on the stage. "Good morning, Midnight." Tornado greeted the stunned pornsta- hero. Midnight's a hero, right? Eh, he couldn't care.

Izuku stood up and dusted himself before approaching his sister and lightly smacking her at the back of the head. "You little bitch!" He yelled while scowling at her.

"Who you calling little, bitch?" She yelled back at him and returned with a very intense glare. Both failed to realize that they're live on television. Everyone was stunned with how he smacked the number four hero. "It's you who I'm calling that! We could have taken our time but noooooooo, you had to pick me up and throw me across Musutafu!" Okay, now everyone was shocked by how powerful Tornado's telekinesis really is. They didn't expect her to throw someone across the entirety of Musutafu. "I wouldn't do that if I know that I can't catch you. Luckily, I CAN catch you, little brother."

"EH?!" Everyone yelled as they realized that the teenager who smack the number four hero was actually her younger brother. Then they heard a ringtone.

I'm a survivor I'm not gon' give up

Izuku picked the phone, which somehow did not fall out, out of his pocket before answering. "What do you want, Camie? What do you mean you can see me?" He looked around as if he's trying to find someone. "Wait, on live television? I'm on live television? You're watching the Sports Festival right now? What do you- oh." He put the phone down and looked at the students in front of him. He only did a two-finger salute before shooting a nanostring out of his hand and swung away into the audience's bleachers. Tatsumaki realized the same thing and flew away. She doesn't care about what she said on television, but she's not so rude as to interrupt the event any further. Everyone snapped out of their confusion.

Ibara noticed Bakugou shaking in anger which caused her to act quickly. She approached him when others backed away and started patting him gently in the back. Mineta was close by, in case of things going rough. "Sssshhhh. It's going to be okay, Bakugou. You won't see him. Just calm down."

"I AM CA-" He was interrupted by Ibara putting a finger on his mouth and shushed him once again. It was working but Kaminari had to run his mouth. "Looks like the pretty girl tamed a shitty beast, eh?"

"FUCK DID YOU CALL ME, DUMBASS PIKACHU?!" It did not end well for everyone in the arena.

Meanwhile on the others' internship...

"Ninety-Five, ninety-six, ninety-seven…" Camie was busy doing push-ups by the harbor beside Selkie's boat. "Intern, you can stop for now. We're watching the UA Sports Festival today. We got two weeks, remember?" Camie immediately stood up and saluted. "YESSIREE!"

"And drop the sir. Selkie is fine with me. Right?" The hero that looked like a seal tried to do a cute pose. Camie cringed internally and so did the other sidekicks. Unlike them, however, Camie didn't show it. Well, she tried to not show it but she resorted to using her illusions to hide her real face. "Ah piss, this is gonna go on for two whole weeks ain't it? Freakin' kill me."

"Can't I take a break, ya bloody rabbit?" Trish was laying down, tired from combat training from Mirko. She was attacked by the heroine the moment she knocked on the agency building's door. "Pssh, when I saw that you can't even fight correctly, I figured that you'll be learning how to fight here."

"Yeah, what are ya gonna do? Fuck me like an actual rabbit? Are ye some lesbian slut or something?"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!" Mirko was instantly on the ground as soon as Trish's words got a rise from her. "Heh, nice trick, kid. I'm impressed. Well, only a little. That's it, to punish your shit talk-"

"Talking shit IS my quirk, Mirko." Trish reminded how her quirk is supposed to work but it ironically fell on deaf ears. "Yeah, yeah, excuses, excuses, my intern. Now get up and give me a hundred." The top heroine said while still laying down. She got a groan in response.

"Did Midoriya just get thrown across the city and exactly into the Sports Festival Arena?" Mora asked Kamui Woods, who was supposed to be one of the heroes guarding UA from any potential attacks during the event. They were currently on a break since Mt. Lady offered to treat them for some takoyaki. The blond heroine had a scowl on her face.

"Didn't that kid call me a thot?" She hissed as soon as she saw him on the big screen smacking his older sister at the back of the head. "Such vulgar mouth." Kamui said in awe.

"It may be, but he is one of the more down-to-earth classmates I have. When we're not training, of course. He does not care about honor when it comes to hero training and just gets the job done."

"Can you be more specific about how he does not care about honor?" Death Arms asked while chewing down on a bunch of takoyaki. "He cheats. He has his own saying; 'There are innocent lives at stake here. Be the bad guy to the bad guy.' As he says. While I do not agree with his methods, it is very effective and does not waste any more time than needed. He has mentioned that he's not planning to be super popular when he goes pro."

"Ah, an underground hero then? I can admire that." Kamui said, looking back at the screen of the two siblings arguing. "To think that Tatsumaki has a brother like that…"

"Okay, so, the thing is-"

BANG

"Oh I'm sorry, did Murry break your concentration?" Rappa told the gangster as Eri hides behind his back. Murry just fired his Uzi with actual bullets at the Yakuza. A bullet hole was dangerousy close to his head at the wall. "I- uh, uh I-"

"Please, continue. You were saying something about 'Good intentions' with Eri over here?" Rappa patted the little girl's head gently as he faced back at the Yakuza. The guy in question stayed silent. "What's the matter? O-Oh, you were finished?" Rappa said in a mock realization.

"Well, allow us to ask you a question," Murry cut himself into the conversation. "What did Overhole say not to do with Eri?" He asked.

"...What?" That earned him a punch from an angry Rappa. "WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM?"

"W-What?!"

"What ain't no country I ever heard of, do they speak Japanese in What?" His fist was dangerously close to the gangster's head. "Let me repeat, punk. WHAT. DID. OVERHOLE. SAID. NOT. TO. DO. WITH. ERI?!" Rappa was not having it with this punk.

"T-Touch her!"

"Oh, so you're smart enough to remember that. Even then, why'd you touch her like she's some bitch, huh?"

"W-Wha-"

BANG

"GAAAH!" The gangster screamed in pain as the bullet hit him in the shoulder. "Look, punk, you try touching little kids again, and you will- oh fuck it." He raised his fist despite the gangster's pleas. Murry took Eri and covered her eyes and ears.

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There was nothing left but a blood splatter on the wall. "This is the only thing I could do to protect the little girl." Rappa said as he wiped the blood from his bird mask. "You sure you know what you're doing? Asking the heroes for help?"

"I'll deal with it." Murry said as he took out a pack of cigarette and started smoking it. Yes, the entire pack at once. Eri hugged Rappa comfortably as he carries her back to her room.

"HAAAAAAAAAH!" Inasa threw his winds at Air Jet again but the pro hero once again deflected it with his own. "You can do better than that, Inasa." He said as he manipulated the winds to pin Inasa against the wall. "That's enough training for now. You have a good control over your quirk but you also need to learn how to fight without it."

"YES SIR!"

"And lower your voice. We also need to work on lowering your voice. Jeez, I could go deaf." Air Jet added while seeing if he's bleeding from his ears. "I HUMBLY APOLOGIZE!" He bowed down so low that he had hit his forehead on the concrete gaining weird looks from the hero's sidekicks. This already happened twice and it's only the first day. "I JUST LOVE SEEING THE PASSION IN YOUR EYES WHEN IT COMES TO TEACHING THE HEROES OF TOMORROW!"

"This is gonna go on for two weeks, wouldn't it?" Air Jet's face met with his palm.

"Come on, Riku. Just smile at the camera." Uwabami tried to encourage her new intern. She saw the beauty of the girl before her but their timidity would be the death of their popularity in the future. The girl in front of her tried her best to maintain that smile but couldn't as she whimpered and looked away.

"You're a beautiful young lady, why are you so timid?" Uwabami wondered to herself. "From what my intern said, she's only ever confident when avoiding eye contact. There has to be a reason. Could it be trouble in her old school? Could she be a subject to bullying? Why so? Perhaps it was jealousy from her peers."

"Alright, dearie, we'll just have to take it slow. First we'll teach you how to maintain eye contact with anyone, be it reporters or just a normal conversation. You're already a strong combatant and your use of quirk has been nothing but creative and thoughtful. Perhaps encouragement could help her. I originally wanted her for her cute face but, alas, my responsibilities as a hero comes first and foremost."

"The festival is very intriguing, old friend." Kenshi said as Nezu smiles at the compliment. The two go way back. In fact, they have saved each others' lives once. "Our year's applicants are most interesting though there has been minor bumps along the way." Nezu said while subtly looking at Bakugou who was getting ready for the first event, which is a race, and Todoroki, who have, for some reason, refused to use his fire. His eyes then wandered to Izuku who HAS been expelled but has definitely left a lasting mark in the history of the school.

"I never knew why you kept that boy." Kenshi did not like Bakugou. "His scent reeks of violence and for some reason, grief and fear."

"The Director's orders are usually the final say. If he says Bakugou stays, Bakugou stays." Nezu explained while sipping tea. Kenshi did the same but sipped from a dog bowl. "And none of you knew of this man's identity?"

"We only knew of his given name, which is Akira." The mouse-dog-bear-thing answered as Kenshi gives an understanding hum. "Perhaps it is my turn to ask the questions. Why emerge now?" Nezu asked. Kenshi was quiet for a few minutes but it felt like hours of thinking.

"Perhaps I figured that it's time that I learn more about the world and its ruling species. Even when I helped humans before, I usually avoid contact with them. They weren't as bad as I thought they would be. Nothing like the ones we've encountered before. My guess is that my opinion changed entirely when I decided to attend a high school. I've seen many types of humans before. Some good, some bad. Still, Fate must be cruel to kill the good ones first, don't you think?"

Nezu's thoughts went to All Might's current state after Kenshi said all that. "True, but these kids are our future hope for a better world. It's better for them to learn from our mistakes."

"That, I agree very much with, old friend."

"Tell me Shishikura, is your quirk only about controlling flesh?"

"Yes, ma'am." As far as Seiji knew, his quirk only ever allowed him to control flesh. That's why he desired to be a hero. He knew it was the only thing he could do correctly, despite the disgusting feel of his quirk. Still, for some reason, Recovery Girl still asked for him to be his intern. He was surprised enough to accept an opportunity like this one. "Hmm, are you sure, Shishikura?"

"As far as I know, ma'am, is that my quirk is only capable of controlling flesh. I could very well turn a human into a heap of flesh." Again Seiji was confused by Recovery Girl's question.

"If you could turn them into heaps of flesh, Shishikura, then how come they are still alive? Wouldn't the process crush their bones and organs?" Seiji realized that he never thought of it that way. He never considered the bones and organs of his targets. This unlocked different possibilities for him if he were to become a support hero.

"Shishikura, we're near a very pleasant discovery regarding your quirk. One that could apply in saving lives. Perhaps in another life, you could have been a great doctor with that quirk of yours."

"I-I see."

"Of course, we wouldn't know if that's the case. I'll only teach you the basic first aid training while we're here at UA's Sports Festival. We'll be working on the application of your quirk in Medical Practices for the rest of the week." Recovery Girl said. "I thank you for this opportunity in helping me discover a possible development in my quirk, ma'am."

"Think nothing of it. I only do what I must to teach the next generation, and quite possibly a protege. You seem to be a very good candidate to become a support hero, Shishikura. Remember, even quirks like yours have massive potential. Only your creativity is the limit." Seiji might be smiling inside for once.

"How's it going, my motherfuckin' Grand Priest?" Chifu waved at the man with a clown face paint in a robe painted with different flavors of Faygo. He was carrying a bamboo staff on his right hand and a hatchet on his left. Like some ancient Karate Clown if Karate Clowns were to exist. "Is all up and well, my motherfucking apprentice." Even though Chifu towered over the man, he is a lot more powerful than her. In a sense, at least. The Clown Cult of Okinawa is just plain weird but definitely harmless. To the innocent civilians, at least. Most pro heroes don't really patrol in these parts mainly because the clowns got it covered. The government didn't bother with the clowns since they're doing the hero work for free. Whoever started this tirade must be some old hero of some kind as the cult existed for at least a hundred years back. It's current Grand Priest is Purple Shaggy. Not their real name but their stage name.

"Aight, enough of the motherfuckin' constinuationary bullshit," They also tend to make up words on the fly and the others instantly understand what they meant. Constinuationary is basically 'Catching Up'. Chifu was aware enough to not do this in front of her classmates to avoid any possible misunderstandings on her part.

"There's a motherfuckin' killer clown on the loose. It's not just any motherfuckin' killer clown too. He's back. Even when that Darth Vader lookin' asshole sent him to America to wreak havoc there, he's here again. Dokeshi, do you know what this moromificery means?" Moromificery meaning 'Turn of Events'. It was made on the fly and Chifu almost didn't know what he meant by that.

"Some wicked shit is about to go down?"

"Some wicked MOTHERFUCKING shit is about to go the fuck down, Dokeshi. I won't survive. You will." Chifu didn't realize until now that the Grand Priest called her by her given name. Purple Shaggy along with the clown cult to really accept her when her parents abandoned her when her body began to mutate. As far as she knows, the Clown Cult is her family. "I'm ready to continue my most wicked of training, Grand motherfuckin' Priest."

"Very well, we can start on hesitation in using your quirk."

"Wait, what?!"

{-To Be Continued...

I felt like I forgot something but then I realized I skipped the first event of the what if Izuku got stuck in UA Sports Festival omake OMAKE: 100000000000000000000000000% Canon in another timeline.

"AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST YEARS ARE READY FOR THE RACE! WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD TAKE THE FIRST PLACE, ERASER?!"

"It's most likely Midoriya as he will simply exploit the one rule in this first event. The only rule is that there are no rules other than staying on track and look at him, he's on the phone."

The other students he doesn't know was busy staring at him as the countdown began. "Yeah, Camie, you can bring them if you want. Yeah, there's no rule in the first event that explicitly says it's illegal for me to bring backup. Yeah, there's a high chance I'd get expelled for this but that's what I'm aiming for, right?" He closed his phone as he stood at the very back of the race. Some people dismissed him immediately as not a threat while his classmates are very cautious.

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GO!

The students rushed hurriedly outside the gates just to get first place in the race. Not that it'd work. The Class 1A except Izuku managed to get ahead. The green-and-black-haired teen was waiting for something.

"HEY ERASER, WHY ISN'T ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS MOVING?!"

"Beats me, but whatever he has up his sleeve would be very entertaining for me."

Right after Aizawa said that, a Chevrolet Camaro 1968 was dropped from the sky and a blondie got out of it. "Last time I'm asking Inasa for transport. We doing the race in the CAMIERO, Izubro?"

"CAMIERO? We agreed to call it 'Born This Way'." Izuku argued as the rest of the Class 1C of Shiketsu drops from the air. "Aye, name's Murry, that big gal right there with the horns is Chifu, Purple-Haired guy is Shishibro, the guy with the buzzcut is Inasa, the timid lookin' gal is Riku, Hairy Man over there is Nagamasa, the wolf is Kenshi, and the redhead is Trish." The smoking guy introduced all of them instantly. Izuku nodded as he got in the Camaro. The car was personally modified by his dad for Camie's use. Its body is impact resistant and had a ton of gadgets inside.

"Well, there's no rule that says we can't run over anyone. Just, don't kill anyone, okay?" All of them nodded as Camie got in the car as well. "Ooh, I like this wank already." Trish said as Camie glared at her. "What? He's likeable to me."

What happened next was a series of events that proves Aizawa correctly. Most of the students are either ran over by the car, on the ground because of Trish, knocked out by Inasa's winds, turned into bags of flesh by Seiji, and every other thing. Bakugou was simply thrown into the sky by the combined strength of Chifu and Kenshi. All the while Izuku and Camie are singing a horrible duet of 'Born This Way'. Uraraka, Shoji, Tsuyu, and oddly enough, Mineta was spared from the destruction as Izuku has specifically said not to target them.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, ERASER?!"

"It seems like he called his friend from Shiketsu and she brought in her classmates. I was correct."

"CORRECT ABOUT WHAT?!"

"That I'd be entertained by this." That was the first and last time Mic heard Aizawa giggle at his own joke. He's seen a smile but never heard a laugh so this made him speechless for once. "I-I GUESS THE FIRST EVENT IS A SHIKETSU TAKEOVER?! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IT HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF THIS SCHOOL-"

"All because someone was too lazy to think about the consequences of that one rule for the race. I love this fucking kid when I'm the target for whatever bullshit he conjures up with."

Todoroki was still at first place, not knowing what had happened. That was, until he turned around to see the same guy from the entrance exams for the students of recommendation glaring at him with full malice. He was immediately thrown into the sky by the winds before he could even say anything. Right as he was about to have a painful landing, he was slammed by a Camaro. These are the last things he heard: "I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY! I WAS BORN THIS WAY!" In his humble opinion, that was a horrible duet.

{- Yeah, Recovery Girl was busy for the entirety of the first event because of a large influx of injured student courtesy of the Shiketsu students featuring Izuku.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS UP GAMERS?! Welp, that's it for this chapter. Anyway, how's it going? The internships are, admittedly, what I immediately thought of on the fly.

Bakugou: They might have questions, assbag.

Right,

Rappa's not an undercover hero. Overhaul gave him a fake license to deal with some pests.

Chifu is adopted into the Clown Cult.

Carlito is NOT an ex-member of said cult. He's an entirely different... thing.

Tatsumaki and Hawks are probably not dating.

Yes, hate me for it, but Kaminari is an idiot. Mina isn't. She's just lazy.

And that's the answers for the unimportant stuff.

Bakugou: I agree about the part regarding pikachu. Wait a minute, then how the fuck did that Clown Cult Grand Priest or shit like that knew about Carlito?

Sorry, the questions are off.

Bakugou: Fuck you, you're avoiding my question. Are they some secret brothers or shit? Wayward son bullshit? Old rival/flame?

All I could say for that is, Not Even Close. Well, Like, leave a comment, and subscribe. PEACE!