Chapter 31:
Just one thing. The War Games, like in real life, is gonna be one hell of a clusterfuck. It was hard to write, and honestly, it was better off animated but that was a grave I dug on my own. So, I did my best in writing a wrestling match. Hope y'all enjoy.
4 days before Summer Camp…
"Hey, it's ya boy, Gunsha, back at it again at the Shiketsu's broadcasting club. I'm the hottest new member coming from the Police Squad course beating out anyone from Crime Investigation Course, Hero Course, and the Support Course with my oozing charisma and surefire good looks," Gunsha really liked the talks happening in this club. With the shit that the Shiketsu and UA Hero Course students started, this is gonna be one legendary feud to remember. "With me right now, from the Hero Course, The Tag Team Champions, SPITE. The Tag Teams containing our one and only, SpiderStorm, also known as Izuku Midoriya. The other is Lady Rage, otherwise known as, Beatrice 'Trish' Ikari!"
The two got inside the room while Gunsha presses a button that lets out a fake cheer from an unknown audience from the past. They sat down on the couch. Gunsha raised his hands for the other pair. "The next tag team, and joining them in the War Games, The Gin 'n' Juice Connection! The members being Smoses, also known as Mokemuri 'Murry' Chisa, and Hokus Pokus, also known as Dokeshi Chifu."
"Gonna start up the interview by asking all four of you how's it going today?" Gunsha started up the interview after Murry and Chifu took their seat next to Trish and Izuku.
"Aight."
"Motherfuckin' fine."
"It's cool, Gunsha."
"Uh…"
Trish had an uncharacteristic frown on her face, looking like she doesn't know what to say. Gunsha noticed this but continued with his interview. "So, who started this entire mess? Who provoked the other first?"
Trish stayed quiet, as if she's trying to remember something. She held her index finger up to signal him on giving her one second before pulling out a sheet of paper. "Yes. I did. I star-"
Before she could finish whatever she was reading, Murry interrupted her with his response. "Actually, homie, the conflict already started the moment Izuku right here got in on a glaring contest with the Bakugou boy from UA. They got this bitter history with each other, and well, it went downhill from there." Murry pulled out a blunt, lit it, and started smoking. This was gonna be a long talk.
"Yeah, I bet your bitter break up with your friend somehow ended up in a wrestling match of all things. Like, 'bro, you wanna settle it? WAR GAMES'. Best way to settle things at this day and age." The talk went on for ten more minutes with Trish failing to answer every single one. One final question Gunsha asked was for Trish.
"Trish, final question, since you weren't able to answer any for some reason. What makes you a good hero student?" Gunsha asked. Trish pulled out the paper but Izuku gave her a smug grin. That was enough to finally set her off. She crumpled the paper and tried to throw it at Izuku's face, only for the latter to catch it with his telekinesis. What Izuku did not expect, however, was Trish going over Gunsha's desk, grabbing the mug, and smashing it over her head.
Blood ran down her face as life in her words returned at full force while the four others, too shocked to stop her, watched and listened.
"WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD HERO STUDENT?! IF I WERE A BAD HERO STUDENT, I WOULDNAE BE STANDIN' HERE, DISCUSSIN' IT WIT' YOU NOW, WOULD I?!" She paced around the room, hyping herself up for something, maybe even to talk.
"ONE SOFT TOUCH, ONE SMUG GRIN, ONE QUICK INSULT…AND KABLAM! DOWN GOES THE ANGRY ASSHOLE!" She grabbed Gunsha's mic and held it close to her. "I SAT TEN MINUTES TRYING TO REMEMBER A SHITTY SCRIPT, BUT FUCK THAT! THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO CHALLENGED US ARE A BUNCH A' DOLLIES!"
"Trish, calm down, you're bleeding."
"YA SHUT YER WEE SHITE, YA PURE PISHED WANKSTAIN!" Now she's speaking English and her accent is getting more and more incoherent and hard to understand. "KATSUKI BAKUGOU, YA THINK YE'R A GALLUS MAN! WELL, I TOOK A SWATCH AT YER TEAM, AND LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN, WANKER, YA GIVE ME AND WANKSTAIN A PURE GROWLIN', YA BEST PREPARE YER TEAM WHIN MAH GANG GIVES YA A DOIN AT SUMMER CAMP!"
"Chill out, my good bitch." Chifu tried her best to calm Trish down. Gunsha looked at the camera and smiled, definitely expecting a Trish freak out.
"NAW, AH GIT BLOOD RUNNIN DOWN ME FACE! A'M PURE MAD WAE IT, SO GIT IT RIGHT UP YE, YA WEE CUNT! MINETA, YA GRAPE SHIT! YE'R ACTIN PURE SHADY AND AH GIT ME EYES ON YA! OJIRO…YA KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT!" She turned to Gunsha and slammed her fist on his desk multiple times while screaming at him. He almost forgot that they were live on Shiketsu's website. "YA BETTER SEND THIS SHITE TO UA! DON'T! FILTER! ONE! WORD! I! SAY!"
At this point, Trish could barely see anything but red. Literally. Blood got into her eyes, making her look like a maniac when she faced the camera again. "LISTEN HERE UA FAGGOTS! AND MAYBE THE VILLAINS WHO SOMEHOW HACKED INTO THE SHIKETSU WEBSITE! I SINCERELY EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE FOR MAKING MY QUIRK WORK SO EASILY!" Now she's speaking English in a way they could understand. She finally calmed down, if only a little. "YA CAN BOLT OFF THE EDGE WITH THAT WORD FOR ALL AH CARE! I'M ONLY OFFENSIVE BECAUSE IT MAKES USING MAH QUIRK EASIER TO USE! I WILL USE EVERY RACIAL AND GENDER SLURS IN THE BOOK JUST TO PISS YA OFF AND SAVE LIVES!"
"Well, homes, she's as calm as she can be right now."
"Can't argue with that, Murry."
"AH GOT A QUICK WIT! A'M A SHORT, SCOTTISH GINGER! THEY GOT LESS SEA MONSTERS IN THE LOCH NESS THAN THEY GOT THE LIKES OF ME!" It looks like Trish was almost finished up. Gunsha decided it was time for him to play some bagpipe music. "SO, TO AWW YA STUPID DOLLIES SO PROUD, SO COCKSURE! PRANCIN ABOOT THINKIN' YA CAN TAKE OUR GOLD! COME 'N' GIT US, I SAY! WE'LL BE WAITIN' ON YA WITH A WHIFF OF THE OL' BRIMSTONE! WE'RE A BUNCHA SCARY MONSTERS WITH A HORRIFYING SCARRING END!"
"HELL YEAH!" Izuku could not believe he got hyped up by whatever nonsense Trish was spewing out of her mouth in her mixed accent in English, but he sure got hyped. Murry and Chifu was also hyped up.
"SO, YA GOT US! SPITE AND THE GIN 'N' JUICE CONNECTION! RIGHT NOW, WE TEMPORARILY COMBINED AND BECAME TEAM HELL YEAH, REPRESENTIN' SHIKETSU, WANKERS!"
3 days before Summer Camp…
"Principal, you can't just let the Director let the kids do this!" Aizawa complained to the Nedzu, who nodded along. He too did not agree with the Director's agreement to the supposed wrestling event that will happen. "Worst of all, he wants it live-streamed! Do you know how that would put my students at risk?"
"Clearly, I would know, Aizawa. Still, the Director has the final say in this. We have reached on a compromise that the matches are to be recorded instead of being live-streamed." Nedzu sighed, he himself could not figure out the mysterious owner's intention. Aizawa pinched the bridge of his nose. He was not given any choice in this. On the bright side, this will help the students in improving their quirkless combat. God knows a few of them need it.
2 days before Summer Camp...
"Sensei figured out where those kids would be going for summer camp. We'll attack them by the third night." Tomura explained his plans to his newly recruited Vanguard Squad. Carlitos wasn't paying attention since he never really cared about the plan. Everybody else listened intently. He noticed one other member being distracted. The girl known as 'Himiko Toga'. He followed her eyes and saw her looking worriedly at a picture of Izuku Midoriya. He smirked to himself, opting to stay quiet. "Heh, this is bound to be interesting."
The Actual Summer Camp…
"And so we're here," Izuku said as he stepped out of the bus. The original plan was supposed to be the Pussycats dropping Class 1A and 1B along with Shiketsu's Class 1C, their class, down the forest for them to walk through but with a certain wrestling event happening, they had to head to the actual site. Unfortunately, he does not like getting cuddled by a 31-year old.
"As much as I am a big fan of the Pussycats-"
"Especially Mandalay. She's a redhead, Izubro."
"Camie, for fuck's sake, I am NOT into redheads."
"You can say that again, wankstain. You've been staring at the Kendo girl for minutes now." Of course, Trish had to ruin it. The Bakusquad apparently brought Cruz with them. He's not sure if that's a good idea. On the bright side, Cruz seems to go along well with Mandalay's nephew, Kota.
"Hey, fams, it's Camie! At it again as a color commentator along with UA's lit-ass commentator, Yosetsu Awase. Good day we got here, don't ya think, fam?" The camera panned over to Awase, who also had a headphone on him. "Good day to be here, too, Camie. Right now, we're approaching the main event of the first day of Summer Camp. They're setting up the cage of my design covering up two connected rings for the match. Why don't we recap the things that happened here and why the teachers think that it's a good idea to consent this."
"You got it right there, Awasebro. The first match was barely able to catch the one minute mark. Neito Monoma was set to fight Inasa Yoarashi in a one-on-one match but Monoma was out of commission after a six-year-old punched him in the balls."
"That's right, Camie, and so Shoto Todoroki volunteered to be the replacement. Boy, you should have seen that sucker's face when the referee(Aizawa) told him that he's not allowed to use his quirk in a wrestling match. I"m telling you, Shoto Todoroki is absolutely nothing without his quirk. Proven first by Aizawa and then proven by Inasa after the big guy powerslammed him from the top rope."
"Let me tell you, Awasebro, that was the funniest facial expression I have seen tonight. Let's go over that replay."
The video then showed footage of Todoroki's face looking ready to freeze Inasa. Unfortunately for him, his quirk stopped working when Aizawa glared at him. He gave his homeroom teacher a questioning glare only to be told that he's not allowed to use his quirk in a match. His face went through different expressions ranging from shock, cringe, disbelief, nervousness, and fear before going back to his stoic impression.
The video went back to Camie and Awase laughing their butts off. "Oh man. That was the funniest shit I've seen tonight. Even funnier than that comedy match you did with Tooru earlier."
"Yeah, fam. Half the time, I don't even know if I'm actually fighting her. She packs a helluva punch, let me tell you that. I was like 'bruh, wtf am I fighting here?'. I actually lost when she did a surprise pin on me. Kudos to her for that."
"Anyway, the final match before the War Games was a tag team match between Ochaco Uraraka and Tsuyu Asui going against Hinata Riku and Nagamasa. All for gave us a good match with near falls and one amazing face-off between Uravity and StarLight. The moment Riku covered her eyes, she overcame her stage fright and kicked ass. This granted another win for Shiketsu."
"Who cares? We're on a 2-1 with Shiketsu in the lead. War Games is the game maker for this one. Looks like they're about ready to lower it."
Red lights flashed as the sound of sirens sounded around the two rings as the combined cages are slowly lowered down with Pixiebob's earth beast assisting Koda's birds. Both ends of the cage were riddled with barbed wires. The Pussycats agreed to do this for one day as a warm-up for tomorrow's gruesome quirk training.
"This match will be for the Gold Lightning Tag Team Championship! SETTLED IN HARDCORE WAR GAMES!" Mina was set to be the announcer. She's doing her job well on the microphone. Every hero student was watching as the first team makes their way to the makeshift entrance ramp. "THE CHALLENGERS, KATSUKI "BURST DAMAGE" BAKUGOU! MINORU "GRAPE JUICE" MINETA! ITSUKA "BATTLE FIST" KENDO! MASHIRAO "WUKONG" OJIRO! THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"
Katsuki could have swore that they all agreed on Team UA and not 'Bakusquad'. He's gonna have to tell Mina off later. They all fist-bumped as the other three went into the smaller cage by the entrance ramp. He walked down the ramp and into the ring looking at his surroundings. There's barbed wires at the end of each cage facing the ramp. This might get messy real quick.
"DEFENDING THEIR TITLES ALONG WITH THE OTHER SHIKETSU REPRESENTATIVES," Izuku Midoriya, Trish Ikari, Dokeshi Chifu, and Murry Chisa got to the makeshift ramp, kneeling for a bit before rising like an explosion. "HELL YEAH!" The Shiketsu Hero Course yelled along with their peers. "SPITE AND THE GIN 'N' JUICE CONNECTION, TEAM HEEEEELLLLL YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
They hyped each other up as Izuku walked towards the ring while the others. After going inside, the door behind him was locked shut. They are now inside a cage on two connected rings. Once they heard the bell, they started circling each other, looking for an opportunity. "This has been a long time coming, Bakugou."
"Right back at you, Deku." They both held each other in a grappling hold. Katsuki was surprised by his rival's strength but didn't care too much about it as he overpowered him quickly.
"Now as you can see here, while SpiderStorm has his smarts, Burst Damage has the power advantage. Mind you, all hits in here will be real. They may be wearing their hero suits, but remember, they can not use their quirks. If this was a quirk fight, SpiderStorm would have the advantage, but Burst Damage right now is taking charge in the match." He heard Awase commentate. Katsuki decided to pull and throw Izuku into the wall of the cage riddled in barbed wire. He knew for a fact that it would be painful since Izuku took off his long coat and entered the match with a muscle shirt that's only padded in the front.
The barbed wire pricked Izuku's shoulders as he yelped in pain before painfully sliding down from it. "OH MY GOODNESS! BURST DAMAGE JUST GAVE THE MATCH AN EXPLOSIVE START! HE JUST THREW IZUBRO INTO THE BARBED WIRE WALL OF THE CAGE!" Camie yelled, surprised that they would do this early.
Izuku rolled himself away from the wall as Katsuki stalked him, waiting for him to stand up. Big mistake as Izuku stood up quickly and delivered a surprise Spinebuster, taking down blonde. He quickly stood Katsuki up only to bend him forward, hook both of his arms and take him down again with a Double Underhook DDT. Instead of letting go, he kept the butterfly hold on Katsuki as a submission maneuver.
"And after that Butterfly DDT, he now has Burst Damage in a butterfly submission hold. Remember, War Games only start officially when ALL the wrestlers are in the ring. Until then, everyone is free to beat the shit out of each however they can." Awase, again, explains the rules of the match. Camie was having the time of her life commentating. "Forget about that, Awasebro, the timer is counting down and it looks like either team will have the numbers advantage in 10…"
The UA and Shiketsu Hero Course students began counting down.
"9…"
"8…"
"7…"
"5…"
"4…"
"3…"
"2…"
"1…"
Gran Torino flipped the coin to see which team will have the first advantage. The coin landed on tails, granting the lead to Shiketsu. The Hero Course of Shiketsu High cheered as Murry was the first one out of the cage. Before going inside the ring, he grabbed two kendo sticks from under the ring and tossed inside. Izuku stopped doing his Butterfly Submission on Katsuki and grabbed one of the kendo sticks.
"It looks like Smoses grabbed some kendo sticks. We're still early but it's already getting brutal. Burst Damage is about to take some punishment with this disadvantage." Awase said through the mic as Murry grabbed Katsuki in a full nelson and Izuku starts beating his torso with a kendo stick. Everyone from UA cringed as they saw the sight of Katsuki Bakugou getting beaten down. Some of them had mixed feelings, considering, they knew who Katsuki Bakugou is, but Ibara was outright worried for her close friend. She prayed silently for him to win even if she didn't want to pick a side.
"Ha, is that all you can do, Deku?" Katsuki said as he panted. He groaned in pain over the beating. Izuku rolled his eyes and was about to hit him in the face but he expected as much. He quickly broke out of Murry's full nelson and ducked out of the way, making Izuku accidentally hit Murry in the face with the full might of the kendo stick, temporarily knocking the smoker out. Katsuki quickly grabbed the other kendo stick and used all his strength to hit Izuku over the head with it, breaking the kendo stick in the process.
"ANDHEJUSTBROKETHATKENDOSTICKOVERIZUBROSFACEHOLYSHIT!" He could barely make out what Camie said but he's sure that it was shock and worry for her best friend. Izuku collapsed dramatically after a one-second delay after getting a kendo stick broken over his head. The timer began counting down again as the crowd joined along with it. The next one would be an equalize for the Bakusquad.
Mineta was the one that got out first for Team UA and began walking down the ramp. Katsuki was busy chucking Izuku across the second ring and hitting him with a crossbody from the top rope. Murry was slowly standing up from getting knocked out by the kendo stick and Mineta had an idea. He went under the ring and went out with a steel chair stuck to his hair.
"WHAT IS THE MIDGET DOING?!" Camie asked while shaking Awase, who calmly explained. "Since he's outside the ring and he's still not officially in, he's technically allowed to use his quirk, which explains him climbing the barbed wire wall using his quirk with a steel chair stuck to his hair. Still, Mineta, what are you doing? Are you insane?"
Driven by the determination to prove himself, he was on top of the cage which is three meters high. Murry is still on one knee but slowly stood up while bending over. Mineta jumped off while doing a forward backflip. The entire Shiketsu and UA Hero Course students went wild as Mineta went down, hitting Murry in the back with a steel chair assisted dive.
"WHO'S THAT JUMPING UP THE SKY?! MINORU MINETA JUST DID A STEEL CHAIR ASSISTED SHOOTING STAR SENTON ON MURRY! THE EQUALIZER HAS BEEN DONE!" Awase was freaking out when his friend just pulled a stunt like that. Katsuki look back, looking impressed by the display, but Izuku, ever the opportunist, ran towards Katsuki. The blonde saw him coming and wanted to counter whatever attack with a right hook only for Izuku to go down with a full split. The green-and-black haired telekinetic student sent his fist towards the target and made a direct hit to Katsuki's balls.
"OH MY GOODNESS! IZUBROJUSTHITBURSTDAMAGEWITHTHEBALLBREAKER!" Camie, again, was shaking Awase, who was busy cringing with how hard the punch hit. Katsuki was temporarily down for the count as he clutched his testicles.
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" The UA and Shiketsu crowd chanted as they witnessed Mineta's stunt and Izuku's Ballbreaker. Mineta and Murry are currently fighting using a steel chair and a kendo stick. Katsuki recovered just in time to keep Izuku away from Mineta by hitting him with a slingshot flying forearm to the face. The two started a chop off and the timer starts going down again with Shiketsu getting another member in the cage. Everyone knew who was gonna come out next.
Chifu was next in line as she got inside the ring instantly taking down Katsuki with a clothesline and grabbing Mineta by his entire body and throwing him into the barbed wire wall, making him cry out in pain. His sticky hair resulted in him staying there for a prolonged period. The barbed wire pricked his back as he slowly tries to get out of it.
"And it looks like Shiketsu takes the lead again when their trump card, Hokus Pokus, otherwise known as Dokeshi Chifu entered the ring. By far the biggest first year in UA and Shiketsu, narrowly beating Class 1A's vice president, Mezou Shoji in size."
"My good friend, Chifu, got enough strength to throw a small car with minimum effort. Hell, we even had to put those weight bracers that hold her strength back so that she doesn't accidentally break the ring! Hella lit, am I right? It's gonna take more than Grape Juice and Burst Damage to take her down!"
That statement pissed him off. Who did they think he is? Sure, he's lying down, flat on his back but he looked at Ibara's worried expression outside the ring and so he decided to swallow his pride and crawl to the other ring. Izuku rolled his eyes and tried to grab him by the leg but he countered him with something Izuku would never expect. He sent a straight kick to Izuku's balls. He kipped up and screamed hard, hyping himself up. Murry ran at him with a kendo stick but he evaded the hit and hit him with a lariat. He ducked under Chifu's attempted grab and used the ring ropes to springboard himself upwards, grabbing Chifu's horns. Using his momentum and weight, he slammed Chifu down to the ground, taking down the big student.
"AND HE TOOK DOWN ALL THREE OF THE SHIKETSU STUDENTS! THE TIMER IS COUNTING DOWN AGAIN AND IT LOOKS LIKE UA JUST TOOK THE LEAD! C'MON, BAKUGOU! YOU THINK ABOUT SHIOZAKI MORE FOR THAT WILLPOWER!"
"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, AWASE!" Katsuki yelled back to his friend, who took the commentating job. He quickly peeled Mineta off the barbed wire wall and handed his friend the steel chair again. The cage keeping UA's last two students opened up and Ojiro decided to let Kendo go first. The woman walked down the ramp glancing at Katsuki, waiting for his signal. He nodded and she pulled out three more chairs from under the ring and threw it inside.
Katsuki grabbed one of the chairs and sat Izuku down while Kendo keeps the telekinetic student on place. Katsuki climbed up the top rope and jumped off while doing a Swanton Bomb, hitting a still sitting Izuku on the chair.
"Hey, motherfucker." He turned around to see Chifu handing him a chair. He looked at it confused for a moment until Chifu punched the chair close to his face. Katsuki dropped like a sack of rocks with that enhanced punch, busting him open.
"IS HE? HE IS! OH MY GOODNESS, SHE BUSTED HIM OPEN WITH A PUNCH!" Camie yelled through the microphone as blood started becoming visible on Katsuki's forehead. Ibara's hand was on her mouth when she saw her friend get hit with that devastating punch. That distracted Itsuka enough for Murry to springboard himself from the other ring and hit her in the back with the dropkick. "DOWN GOES BATTLE FIST WITH A DROPKICK FROM SMOSES! SHIKETSU IS ONCE AGAIN ON THE LEAD!"
Mineta was left defenseless as he was thrown again by Chifu and hitting the other side of the second ring. Meanwhile, Ojiro was getting restless as Trish waited excitedly for her turn to get out. She was keeping her eye on the lock with a devious plan in mind.
Back in the ring, Murry did a suplex on Kendo in the middle of the two rings, with her back landing on solid steel. Izuku and Katsuki was back to exchanging punches and kicks but the green-haired student eventually got the upper hand and scraped Katsuki's face on the barbed wire wall. "YOU FUCKER!"
"Yeah, yeah, shut up and eat the barb." Katsuki countered with an elbow to the face and now he slammed Izuku face-first to the barbed wire wall. He picked up the chair to hit Chifu in the back with it so she could stop throwing Mineta around. The small boy got his revenge by climbing up the stunned Chifu and maneuvering her into the barbed wire wall.
"And Grape Juice, like a puppet master, maneuvered Hokus Pokus into the barbed wire wall. The clock is ticking down again as Shiketsu gets another teammate in the form of Lady Rage." The clock buzzer was heard and Gran Torino let Trish out of the cage, only for her to grab the lock and keys and use it to lock Ojiro's cage shut. She threw away the key to the lock before going inside the ring.
"I TRAPPED HIM! HAHA!" She said to Izuku, who was busy getting beat up by DDT'd by Katsuki.
"AND LADY RAGE, WITH ONE BRILLIANT MOVE, TRAPPED UA'S LAST TEAM MEMBER IN THE CAGE!" Camie exclaimed as Trish grabbed something from the ring. It was her bow and blunt arrows. "What the-? Are ranged weapons allowed?"
"No rules inside, Awasebro. Definitely legal." Camie explained while Trish just shot Katsuki with an arrow, distracting him long enough for Izuku to do a German Suplex on him. He didn't stop right there, he went for two more German Suplexes, introducing his former friend to Suplex City. Trish isn't inside the ring yet as she is still pulling out more weapons and handing them to Chifu.
She gave the clown three tables, one ladder, four chairs, one baseball bat. She dropped her bow and arrow and went inside the ring. Meanwhile, Ojiro was still waiting for his official turn to get out of the cage and enter the ring. One problem is, his cage is double-locked and the other key is nowhere to be found.
"What is Team Hell Yeah doing, setting up three tables? Why a ladder?" Chifu grabbed the ladder and tried to slam Kendo with it only for the redhead to duck and sweep the clown off her feet. Murry immediately grabbed her in a full nelson, letting Trish have a free hit on her with a steel chair to the torso. The two set up the ladder as Izuku climbed it and placed Mineta on the table. He did a leg drop but it was a miss after Mineta rolled off the table.
"Oh, that's gotta hurt. SpiderStorm just landed on his ass." That slight counter was put to a halt when Murry punted Mineta to the other side of the ring. Trish faced the ramp, where Ojiro's cage is with the martial artist still trapped in the cage. "SEE THIS?! WHEN YOU GET OUT, YOUR UA BODIES ARE ALREADY DONE FOR!"
"Trish don't antagonize the tail guy." Izuku chided her but she ignored his warnings. As a result, Ojiro rolled his eyes and kicked the door open with little effort, living Trish's mouth agape with how little effort he kicked the door open.
"AND WUKONG JUST KICKED THE DOOR OPEN! THE UA'S TRUMP CARD, KING OF QUIRKLESS STYLE, JUST ENTERED THE BUILDING." Awase exclaimed through the mic, excited for what's to come. Trish and Izuku tried to hold the door close but Ojiro pulled out another kendo stick from under the ring and hit both their hands, forcing them to let go.
Ojiro finally entered the ring with Trish trying to stop him only to get countered by a big boot to the face. He was about to hit Murry, but the smoker was chopped at the neck by Kendo, knocking him out. At the other ring, Chifu was manhandling both Katsuki and Mineta but Ojiro had other ideas. He glanced at Kendo, who nodded and they both set themselves up. Ojiro positioned himself beside the ring ropes as Kendo began to run at him.
Using both his hands, he boosted Kendo's jump as she flew towards the horned clown, and hitting her with a midair chop. Chifu staggered after getting hit by the chop to the neck. Mineta hit her leg with the steel chair, forcing her on her knees before Katsuki hits her with a Superman Punch.
Kendo started climbed up the ladder and got on the roof of the cage, hoping to make a big splash on Shiketsu's team but was quickly stopped when Izuku shook the cage, making her lose balance. She didn't fall, but that gave him enough chance to hold her on a Suplex position. She held on tight so Murry decided to join Izuku in attempting to Suplex her from the top of the cage.
"WHAT ARE THOSE THREE DOING?! ARE THEY INSANE?!"Camie screamed through the microphone, excited for what's about to happen. Katsuki and Ojiro held on to Murry and Izuku respectively, trying to stop them from Suplexing their teammate from the top of the cage. Chifu has had enough, after standing up, and started holding Izuku and Murry in a Powerbomb position before slamming everyone down the ring. The entire ring shook, with how many bodies hit the floor at once.
"OHMYGOODNESSTHEYJUSTHITTHEULTIMATETOWEROFDOOMOFFTHEROOFOFTHECAGE! HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!" Camie and Awase yelled at the same time, garnering cheers from both the Shiketsu and UA Hero Course students. The match was what it was hyped up to be.
Everyone was slowly standing up, but Trish had other plans. While they were busy doing the tower of doom, she was able to climb on to the roof of the cage itself. "What's this? Is Lady Rage about to make a jump for it?! NO! MINETA FROM THE SIDE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"
She fell off and onto Izuku after getting hit by Mineta by a steel chair. For the second time, Mineta made another jump. He jumped off the cage while sitting on the steel chair, hitting everyone with it.
"GRAPE JUICE SPLASH! HE HIT EVERYBODY WITH THE GRAPE JUICE SPLASH!"
Everyone was down. Katsuki and Izuku were bleeding heavily. Murry and Kendo were out cold. Ojiro was heaving and breathing for air after that tower of doom. Chifu was just tired and hurt. Mineta and Trish were writhing in pain after that fall and splash. After a moment of resting, the Shiketsu team gathered themselves on the other ring while UA team did the same.
"Is that all ya got, ya UA wankers?" Trish taunted them while panting and holding on to the ropes to stand up. She chuckled along with Izuku.
"You haven't seen the shit we could do, Scottish bitch." Katsuki shot back with more venom than before. He can pass out any time now but his will is the one thing keeping him awake. He could tell the same case is happening to Izuku. They were both bleeding. He's pretty sure there's blood everywhere on the ring. Maybe those barbed-wire walls were a bad idea after all. They started walking towards each other and stopped at the steel plate in the middle, which was used to connect the two rings.
Like any good rivals, everybody started trashtalking each other. Well, half of each team anyway. Murry and Kendo gave each other a nod of respect while Ojiro and Chifu praised each other for their grit. Trish and Mineta was face-to-face having a smug grin contest. She was holding a kendo stick while the small boy was holding the steel chair. Katsuki and Izuku were just glaring each other. This was where they would settle their score. No talks were needed as everybody started pummeling everybody.
Ojiro's vicious strikes were overwhelming Chifu. Murry's experience in street brawls were messing up Kendo's form. Mineta and Trish were on a stalemate in a battle between steel chairs and kendo sticks. Katsuki and Izuku were just having the bloodiest pummeling in the ring.
"AND THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN! WE'RE REACHING THE CLIMAX OF THE WAR GAMES AND I GOT A FEELING THIS WILL END VERY SOON!"
Eventually, Ojiro managed to kick Chifu to the barbed wire wall, causing her horns to get entangled to it. The giant was stuck and Ojiro gave her the reward of knocking her out with his version of a Buzzsaw Kick. He went on to join Kendo in her fight with Murry.
Mineta's chair was finally broken from the sheer force of Trish's swing and was hit hard by the kendo stick he was sent flying. He wanted to pass out, he really did, but he remembered why he's here. He wants to prove to everyone that he could fight. He wanted to help his friend, who he owed so much to. In an act of sheer defiance, Mineta bit his own tongue, forcing himself to stay awake. Using the momentum he gained from getting hit, he bounced off the rope in another one, and then another one, leaving Trish confused.
"What's Grape Juice doing?" Camie asked Awase, who only stared at the ring. "Bro, what are you- oh… OH!"
With the amount of momentum he has after building up speed, he could no longer be distinguished more as a purple blur. "GRAPE JUICE IS BUILDING UP MOMENTUM! WHAT IS HE PLANNING?!"
Alas, his plan came to fruition as he began hitting Trish after every bounce. The force of the hit was enough to break her kendo stick into pieces. Bruises were left all over her body, until finally, with enough momentum, he stretched out his right arm, hitting Trish with it. The impact of the move was so hard, it caused the redhead to do a double backflip before finally going down, knocked out.
"HE JUST HIT HER WITH A FULL-POWERED GRAPE SHOT LARIAT!"
Katsuki and Izuku's fight finally managed to find it's way to the top of the cage, both are dangerously close to falling off. Both of them were exchanging punches, saving one last move to decisively end the other.
After struggling to fight the slippery smoker, Kendo finally managed to grab Murry and hit him with a Spinebuster on the table at the corner, knocking him out. "SHE JUST KNOCKED HIM OUT WITH A KENDO BUSTER!"
"Kendo Buster? Really, Awase?" She and Ojiro along with Mineta looked up to see Katsuki and Izuku fighting at the top. All three were tempted to help the leader but they knew this was his fight.
Izuku hits him with the surprise kick before locking him again with a similar double underhook headlock. He was about to finish him off with a Butterfly DDT from the top of the cage but Katsuki managed to break out and kicked him in the midsection. The explosive blonde forced his rival's head down on powerbomb set up.
"OJIRO!" He yelled down at the tailed teammate.
"WHAT?!" Ojiro yelled back. Katsuki pointed at the last and final table. "GET THE TABLE!"
For the first time, he heard his classmates genuinely cheer for him. He would have relished it but now it's not the time. After Ojiro sets up the final table, he lifted Izuku up high in the air before powerbombing down from the roof of the cage.
*BOOM*
"OH MY GOODNESS! EXPLOSIVE MURDER!" The table's real goal was to soften the hit, but it did nothing to help. In fact, Katsuki powerbombed Izuku so hard they went through the ring. He went for the pin and he heard Aizawa count.
"1! 2! 3!" He heard the ring of the bell. It's all over. He beat Deku and became champion. The cage was slowly lifted back up, allowing Aizawa to get inside and present him and Mineta the tag titles.
"AND YOUR WINNER, AND THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! BURST DAMAGE AND GRAPE JUICE…THE BAKUBOOOOOOOOOYYYYYSSS!" They both accepted it with dignity. Ibara got into the ring to give Katsuki a hug, which embarrassed him a little. Ojiro and Kendo clapped along. They all agreed that Mineta and Katsuki keep the titles after they win, so they didn't mind.
"You know there's a lot of blood on me, right?"
"I don't care. I'm just glad you're as okay as you can be right now." She said while maintaining the hug. Kendo and Ojiro were about to ask about it but Mineta shook his head.
"Those two are not dating." The small boy whispered.
Katsuki reached his hand out to Mineta, which the grape boy gladly accepted. What he did not expect was getting pulled into a hug by his most volatile friend. Oh great, now there's blood all over him. After the hug they both raised their championship belts, letting everyone know that they tied with Shiketsu today and that they won the big one.
{-To Be Continued...
The Gunsha Show...
"Hey, what's up?! It's ya boy, again, Gunsha. This time we got Izuku right here to accompany us in every show." Gunsha introduced Izuku to the cameras. He pressed a button and fake cheers sounded throughout the show. "Welcome, Izuku."
"Nice to be here, Gunsha."
"Anyway, our next guest will be-will be...?" He looked intensely at the paper. "A quirked tiger?"
On cue, the tiger was released from backstage and it walked out of the curtains as claps of a fake audience were heard through the room. Izuku immediately noticed that it wasn't a joke and got off the couch, quickly going behind Gunsha. "All riiiight! Do you- do you- uh, welcome. Welcome to the show, tiger."
The tiger, unsurprisingly interested, started playing with the couch. "Oho-ho my god." Gunsha chuckled nervously.
"Ah fuck." The last part was bleeped but both the guys are genuinely scared of the tiger, which had an unknown quirk.
"T-This is still safe, right?" Gunsha asked to no one and Izuku shook his head uncomfortably. "I'm no longer a fan of this bit."
Eventually the tiger noticed the two and leaned at the desk. Gunsha stood up a little, alerted by the tiger noticing him and Izuku. The latter was ready to run away.
"RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" The tiger roared as lasers shout out of its eyes, causing Gunsha and Izuku to yell an expletive and jump out of the way.
We'll
Be
Right
Back
Katsuki "Burst Damage" Bakugou- Gold Lightning Tag Team Champion 1/2
Minoru "Grape Juice" Mineta- Gold Lightning Tag Team Champion 1/2
They eventually unified it so Katsuki would become the Gold Lightning Champion and the tag titles became a separate entity. I could make a spin-off on this since I got a few ideas for some storylines that won't fit here, but it's up to you folks.
AAAAAAND
Bakugou: FUCK YEAH!
Fuck yeah, indeed. A promise is a promise. You defeated Izuku and won the tag titles along with Mineta. Something that never happened before anywhere but here.
Bakugou: FUCK YEAH
Oh wait, he's at a winner's high. Anyway, hope you like, subscribe, and leave a comment. PEACE!