Chapter 45:

Yeah, I'm back. I had to take classes a bit more seriously this time, which is why I haven't managed to do much writing. Anyway, I'm gonna pick up the slack this time.

"Everything had to explode, doesn't it?" Izuku facepalmed.

"If nothing explodes, it wouldn't be any good," Katsuki argued.

"Yeah, tell that to 1945."

"...Fuck you." Katsuki pushed him but Izuku retaliates. "Oi, don't push me, Deku."

"You pushed me first, shitdick." The two somehow turned it into a pushing competition.

Everybody else from Class 1A and Class 1C watched the two idiots push each other. "Since when did they get along?"

"Well, let's leave those two homies to do whatever they need to do. I'm going off scouting the place." Murry immediately turned into smoke and flew off. Inasa followed after him. Seiji went off to a near first-aid station since that's where his expertise lies.

Himiko took note of the two's relationship, which has gone for the better, much to her relief. "At least they're not trying to kill each other anymore." She thought to herself. Out of the corner of her eyes, she saw Trish sit down near the edge. "She's not gonna do anything?"

Himiko approached her classmate who had been all too much of an annoyance to her ex. She sat next to her without saying a single word. She followed Trish's line of sight towards the recently demolished buildings for the rescue test. Not really knowing how else to start a conversation, she did it in the way Camie taught her.

"So, Trish, do you watch hentai?" For once, when Trish faced her, it was neither anger nor disgust. It was merely expressionless, something she had never shown anyone. Himiko had sweat running down her face. She's starting to think this was a mistake.

"What the actual fuck is that question?" Trish said. "Also, Vanilla."

"Vanilla? That's so lame. Have you tried NT-" A sharpened arrow was immediately near Himiko's throat. Trish had an angrier look on her face than before. Himiko raised her hands in surrender and Trish lowered the arrow.

"Yeah. Thought so. I don't even want to hear that shit."

"Why are you so against it? It's just fiction."

"Fiction and reality aren't that much different. Why else have you seen me pops and not me mum?"

"Oh. OH."

"Forget about it. Ya don't need to learn about me baggage." Trish stood up and got her bow ready. She held her hand out to Himiko. "Besides, I could see a guy stuck up a tree over there. Ya might want to spot me in case I try to piss him right off."

"It's a date then." Himiko smiled and took Trish's hand. The Scotswoman rolled her eyes from her nonsense.

"Whatever, ya vampiric bitch."

"Right back at you, honey."

"Oh, shut up before I stick an arrow up yer arse."

"Kinky. I like it." Himiko stopped once Trish did attempt to shove an arrow up her arse and failed. She admires the ability to go through with threats. "Alright, alright, we're here. Try to focus those insults on me, mmkay?"

"Whatever." They both helped a kid who got stuck up in a tree. It took one bad look from Trish to piss him off.

"What the hell is that look?! Minus 2 points just for that!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT?"

"Another 2 points deducted!" Realizing the situation, Himiko quickly covered Trish's mouth, not wanting the redhead to get in any more trouble. She smiled apologetically at the supposed "victim" of the disaster.

"I'm very sorry. She can't help it, it's part of her quirk." She wasn't expecting Trish to try and fight her hold on her. It came to the point where Trish was desperately licking at her palm just to make her let go. Unfortunately for the redhead, Himiko was into that shit.

"Then maybe she shouldn't have bothered to be a hero!" Himiko's smile cracked ever so slightly as Trish's rage became more visible. Before the situation could get any worse, they excused themselves off.

"That kid is mean." Himiko finally let go of Trish's mouth, letting the redhead call her slurs that she hadn't heard of yet. Himiko sighed, knowing Trish's score would become worse if she keeps this up. "You're gonna have to tone that down. Focus on me until you're calm."

It only took a minute but Trish was already done. Himiko would be lying if she said that none of what Trish said to her was hurtful. She noticed a genuine smile from her. "Hoo. Haven't gotten this much off since the wankstain focused more on whatever training he does."

"Izu-kun does work hard these days. I think he should take a break."

"That's what I told him! The audacity that prick had when he said 'No' to my face. Not even a big dramatic monologue of how he has to work hard! Just a No!"

"Pfft. Hahahahaha! Want me to let you in on a little secret?" Himiko leaned into Trish's ear. "He doesn't do well with anything involving horror."

"Ooh, a fair trade, lassie."

"Yeah, he's incredibly cute when he's scared."

"Nothing about that wankstain defines cute. Everything about him is defined as 'a little bitch'." Trish replied, earning a giggle from Himiko.

"I guess if that's the case, then everything about you is defined as 'a big bitch'."

"HA! Now you're getting it, bitch."

"Two people and it looks like they're both injured." Himiko pointed out the two on the road. Trish and Himiko quickly dealt with their fakely injured testers without any more problems. An explosion was heard from a distance. "Ah, crap. Go. I'll help these two evacuate."

"Finally sweet-talkin' me now for real, lassie?" Trish remarked before excitedly heading towards the direction of the explosion.

"Okay, everything got fucked. I told you we shouldn't have let those two get near each other." Katsuki dodged another soundwave from Gang Orca while blasting the hero's sidekicks with explosions.

"You didn't tell me anything!" Izuku ducked under Gang Orca's punch and shot a string of nanomachines at a sidekick and hit Gang Orca with him. "Besides, the two are paralyzed right now. They won't screw it up even more, right, Inasa?!"

Izuku looked back at Inasa only to be met with silence. "Oh right, that also means their mouth is paralyzed. My bad!"

"For a self-proclaimed genius, you're a fucking dumbass. I guess I was right about one thing."

"What the hell are you on about?!"

"OI! STOP YAMMERING AND USE THAT SPECIAL MOVE I TAUGHT YOU THIS SUMMER!" Tatsumaki yelled to her brother from the stands. He had been trying his best to ignore her but couldn't. "USE THE MOVE! THIS ASSHOLE OWES ME MONEY!"

"Tatsumaki has a brother?" Gang Orca asked himself. He shook it off and finally managed to grab Izuku. "It's over now, hero."

"Hey, sis! If I do this will you stop bothering me?"

"YEAH!"

"Okay." Izuku held out his hand and did a twisting motion. Gang Orca felt pain. Sudden pain. Incredible pain. Whatever other words to describe the pain. It was so painful, he vomited. He couldn't talk. His breathing isn't steady. He could no longer stand due to the pain.

"What the fuck did you do, Deku?" Katsuki walked up to the equally disturbed hero-in-training.

"I telekinetically grabbed his testicles and twisted it. It's my sister's secret special move: Testicular Torsion. Surprisingly effective on dudes."

"Surprisingly? Bitch, you got the Top 11 Hero on the ground crying." Katsuki pointed at the state Gang Orca was in.

"Well, at least he's neutralized." They both looked at the top hero still writhing in pain due to the move Izuku used on him. They could still hear his sister from a distance, laughing from Gang Orca's extremely painful situation. "Okay, yeah, I think I overdid it."

"Alright, you wanks, where's the- oh for fuck's sake. I just got here and you already performed cock and ball torture on him, wankstain?" Trish barged in unannounced. She looked around disappointed by the fact that the rest of 1A and 1C have dealt with the minions as well.

"Enjoyed your date with Himiko?"

"Oh I see, just havin' a fuckin' conversation about hentai with a classmate is now considered a fuckin' date. You're a human, wankstain, not a shipper."

"I don't think that's a good idea to say." Izuku shuddered, feeling as if he knew millions of trash suddenly felt angry at Trish. When all is said and done, the exams finally finished and he fixed Gang Orca's balls. Trish and Katsuki passed barely while Inasa and Todoroki unsurprisingly failed.

"I wonder how Cam-chan is doing."

"Oh, I wouldn't worry. I'm sure they're doing fine."

Class 1B and Class 1C Group 2's License Exam

Riku is crying and Chifu is severely hurt. Camie can see that. She can also see the one responsible is a blonde laughing maniacally at them. She is a little pissed, to say the least. "Nagamasa?"

"I hear you." Nagamasa was also glaring at Monoma while Kenshi was ready to bite the blonde twat's throat off. Everyone else in Class 1B looks very uneasy.

"Like hell, we'll team up with D-List losers like you!" Monoma pointed at them, looking smug as if he accomplished something productive. Kendo was ready to knock him out.

"The deal is off." Nagamasa's hair instantly went for Monoma and entangled him before slamming him repeatedly and mercilessly into the ground.

"Ah shit. Let's go." Awase exclaimed and sneaked off with Ibara. He already knew Monoma is a dick, even more, when the twat tried to frame Mineta and now even more for the trouble he caused them. There is no turning away from this. "When we get our license, I'm gonna rub it on that fucker's face just to really dig deep on how much of a retard he is."

"That isn't very nice," Ibara replied while smiling. "Though, I'm not as against it if you do it to Monoma."

"Yeah, but…" An explosion from a distance was heard and gigantic blood tentacles erupted. Awase already knew what happened to the rest of 1B. Unless Kinoko and Manga were quick to act, they got no chance against Chifu's Bloody Stream. They already went through the first round anyway. Monoma just couldn't keep his small dick energy in line until the end of the licensing exam. "I'd rather not deal with that for now."

Nothing else needs to be said. Only half of 1B passed the exam thanks to Monoma ruining the alliance and Kendo's quick thinking of a plan B in case Monoma ruins the alliance. Class 1C2 passed barely after the mishap. It went better than expected, to say the least.

Back at the Greenhouse (Botany Club HQ)

"And then after that, I really rubbed it into Monoma's face. I really wanted to make him cry so I fused the paper that says he failed to his body. It was hilarious at first but then it got pathetic." Awase finished his tall tale to Katsuki and Mineta. Ibara was resting her head on Katsuki's shoulder.

"90% of what Awase said was a lie except for the results. Monoma was indeed at fault for half of Class 1B failing but he did not do it by incurring the wrath of the second half of Class 1C. Instead, he incurred the wrath of every other school." Ibara explained to everyone how Monoma's taunting and arrogance made the schools turn against UA and Shiketsu, leaving them with a rather difficult battle. Camie's illusions and Kinoko's spores protected them from the brunt of it but half of them still failed. Not a catastrophic failure but Vlad King was a little disappointed it went that way. Class 1A and Shiketsu also had people who didn't pass, particularly Todoroki and Inasa.

"What did happen between those two?" Mineta asked Katsuki.

"Well maybe if you actually went with me, you would know the entire thing. They were being clowns."

"Why would I come with you when you're with Midoriya? Putting both of you together is just war waiting to happen and I'd be stuck in the middle of that. Hell no, man." Mineta shook his head, imagining the type of collateral damage done to him if either of them lost their patience with the other. "I am not dealing with that."

"Well, basically those two pussies decided that time would be a good time to have a fuckin' fight. Gang Orca kicked both their asses quick up until Deku, that loser, twisted his balls."

"I'm sorry, what?" Awase did a double-take. Did Izuku do what he thought he did? "What did he do?"

"He went up to Gang Orca's face and gave him Testicular Torsion."

"Jesus," Ibara spoke up in shock, surprising the three other members of the Botany Club. "Pardon me. What Midoriya did was a lot to take in."

"I guess Bakugou is having some influence on you." Mineta pointed it out. Awase was nodding in agreement.

"Oh dear," Ibara feigned a fearful look. "It appears that I've been infected by Katsuki."

"Oh screw you, Ibara."

"Oh please, Katsuki. Not before marriage."

"Gah!"

"Is this the fabled lover's quarrel?" Mineta asked Awase. Awase shrugged.

"How am I supposed to know? I don't think they're dating yet." Awase began walking away. "Anyway, I promised Momo to meet up with her in the library today. See ya!"

"Oh, see ya, Awase!" Mineta waved goodbye before realization crept to his face. "...since when was Awase and Yaoyorozu close?"

{- To Be Continued...

Tartarus

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA Oh man, you really messed up, didn't you, Todoroki?" The clown laughed at Todoroki. He laughed all the while he's getting shot at by the cell's embedded rifles because he was moving and shaking too much from laughing. It didn't matter, he simply woke up from death once again to laugh even more. Todoroki continued to glare at his "therapist".

"Well? You let your rage get the better of you and now, you failed. Just laugh it off. If the world laughs at you, laugh back at them and continue doing what you're doing. That, my friend, is the true essence of freedom and happiness." Carlitos explained to his patient. Even if he is the one strapped to a chair. It's not like anyone had a choice since he can escape whenever he wants to. He requests for a specific person to talk to and they have to comply. "And tell me, do you want to get back at your daddy?"

Todoroki didn't say a word. He only listened. "I'll take that as a yes."

Carlitos leaned in on him and said something only Todoroki would hear. The guards warned him not to get any closer. For once, Carlitos complied but only after saying his piece. "Remember, boy, do what you desire."

"..." Todoroki stood up and left.

Bakugou: That fucking clown...

I think it's obvious enough to see where Todoroki and Carlitos is going

Bakugou: Too fucking obvious

I wouldn't really care anyway. The characters don't know what's gonna happen, so what the hell?