A/N: I know a lot of you were looking forward to the Luffy VS Zoro fight... it's not shown until the end (which is one of my favorite all time moments in One Piece)... sorry, Naruto and Sasuke fights... sort of, but it's not what your expecting. Also the Lenny Kravtiz joke is an inside joke between me and my best friend and I'm sure you might agree with me on that one. Anyways enjoy the chapter.

Chapter 46: Royal Pain

Sasuke was about to help his legal guardian, when suddenly Zoro pulled on the rope dragging Mr. 9 in the line of Mr. 8's fire, when the bullets hit, Zoro then threw the rope-a-dope to Ms Wednesday knocked her out then jump on Luffy (who as still asleep) using him a trampoline and managed to attack Mr. 8… Sasuke stood next to Luffy blinking.

"I hate you…" muttered Sasuke looking up at Zoro.

Zoro only laughed as a response. Sasuke climbed to the rooftop and joined Zoro.

"This was an interesting night." Said Sasuke with a smirk, "I would have hated to miss it!"

That's when Naruto and Hinata showed up.

"What happened?" asked Naruto.

"You missed everything you dobe." said Sasuke with a smirk.

"What!" yelled Naruto, "That's it! I'm going to make you pay!"

He began to form the Rasengan… however… it once again blew up in his face causing Sasuke and Zoro to sweat drop.

"What was that?" asked Sasuke.

"I was trying to do the Rasengan… but it blew up in my face again!" yelled Naruto getting up while coughing up dust.

"I don't know what a Rasengan is but I'm sure you can't handle it." Said Sasuke with a smirk.

The two began to glare at each other while Hinata tried to get them to the stop, that when the four of them on the roof got a strange feeling.

"Does anyone else feel that it's not over yet?" asked Naruto.

"I have that feeling too…it's not the feeling that it's not over, but that's far worse." Said Kyubi, "I think you should watch the barely conscious agents… I have a feeling that their involved."

Naruto nodded and sat down next to Zoro.

"Did Kyubi say something?" asked Zoro.

"Yeah." Said Naruto nodding.

That's when something interesting happened, Mr. 8 began to get up, when he saw a blonde woman and a black guy (who looked kind of like Lenny Kravtiz) who were apparently Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentines. The three agents that were easily defeated by Zoro wanted them to fight him… but those tow were on certain business, that someone from a monarchy had infiltrated Baroque Works.

"You know…" said Sasuke looking down on the ground, "We really should get Luffy out of there."

"Can you please ask them for me if your idiot brother's been asleep been asleep the whole time." Said Kyubi, "Because that's my guess."

"Shut up…" thought Naruto who then said, "We should really get him out there… it looks there's going to be trouble."

The other three nodded in agreement.

They jump down to get the swollen captain and each one grabbed a limb and carried him to a safer location… but close enough to hear what's going on… which was apparently Ms. Wednesday was a Princess of a Kingdom… They watched from their fairly safe place Ms. Wednesday… err… Vivi tried to fight but Mr. 9 fought for her instead… but was a hit by an exploding booger tossed by Mr. 5… yes a booger.

"Ewww…" said Naruto with a sweat drop.

"He ate a devil fruit… I know it… but I don't want to know what he ate." Said Kyubi who was clearly retching in his cave by the sounds of it.

That when Mr. 8 who's real, real name was Igaram as at one point discovered in the fray, crawled over to Zoro and latched on his leg.

"What the!" yelled Zoro.

"Please, please your and your partner is strong! You have to save the Princess!" said Igaram.

"Let go of me!" yelled Zoro.

"Please, those two are formable fighters, I need you to escort the Princess back to Alabasta! Please!" begged Igaram.

The younger three looked at Igaram not knowing what to think, as the Princess ran away on her duck.

"Please I'll pay you handsomely!" said Igaram.

"Stop it!" yelled Zoro.

"How handsomely?" asked a voice.

All of them looked up and saw Nami sitting on a building, "We'll do it." She said, "for a billion berries."

Everyone stared at Nami gaping.

"Oh… man… that's evil…" muttered Kyubi, which Naruto can only nod too.

"You must be tipsy…" said Zoro staring at her.

"Do you really think I'd get tipsy n a town that welcomed pirates?" asked Nami, "That was an act. I can handle a lot more booze than that."

"I'm assuming that Sakura knows too." Said Sasuke.

"Yeah but she ate too much during the party…" said Nami.

"Isn't she on a diet…" said Sasuke reassign an eyebrow who once overheard Sakura talking to Nami about dieting to look good for him.

"Yeah but I told it was a bad idea." Said Nami shaking her head at her friend's temptation.

Nami bent down to Igaram as they watched her negotiate.

"She's really, really evil." Said Naruto twitching slightly.

"Yeah… I feel sorry for Zoro." Said Sasuke.

"What do you mean?" asked Hinata.

You see…" said Sasuke with a smirk.

Nami had just finished "negations", which was her black mailing him, however he managed to tell her that she might be killed as they were talking.

"Fine…" muttered Nami, "We'll go save her."

She cleared her throat and yelled, "Go Zoro! You have to save her!"

"Wait why me!" yelled Zoro.

"The money's mine but the contract extends to the whole crew." Said Nami.

"Why doesn't you send in someone else." Said Zoro then pointed the other three, "Sasuke and Naruto are good fighters!"

"But we don't owe her money." Said Sasuke with a smirk.

"What!" he yelled.

"Sasuke's right." Said Nami, "You still owe m money, remember when you barrowed money form me back in Rouge Town."

"But I paid you back right away." Said Zoro.

"Yeah but you promised to pay me 300 percent interest." Said Nami, "You still owe me 300,000 berries."

"I remember you agreed to that." Said Sasuke.

"Your not helping!" yelled Zoro.

"Aren't you going to keep your word." Said Nami, "If you help I'll forget your debt."

Zoro stomped off, "You're going to hell!" he yelled.

"I know…" said Nami with an evil smirk.

"We should get you up." Said Hinata, she with Naruto's help propped Igaram against a building so he would be laying on the ground like that.

"Thank you all… we owe you a great debt." Said Igaram, "If only I was stronger then I'll protect the Princess."

"Don't worry, I'm sure that Zoro will protect here." Said Naruto.

"If anything were to happen to her our kingdom would crumble." Said Igaram.

"What do you mean?" asked Hinata.

"Um… Luffy walked off." Said Sasuke with a sweat drop.

Sasuke pointed to the spot where Luffy was sleeping before but was now nowhere to be seen.

"Don't worry, he'll fine." Said Naruto.

"Why do I have the feeling there be a huge misunderstanding involving Luffy's lack of knowledge about what happened and he and Zoro will end of fighting each other." Said Kyubi.

"Oh come on what are the chances of that." Said Naruto out loud.

"What did he say?" asked Nami.

"That there would be a big misunderstanding and Luffy and Zoro will fight each other because of it." Said Naruto.

Nami, Sasuke and Hinata all sweat dropped…

"That's what going to happen… isn't it?" asked Nami.

"Probably." Sighed Sasuke.

They sighed in embarrassment, so Nami decided to change the subject, "So… what is Baroque works?" asked Nami.

"It's a secret criminal organization. Not a soul knows what the boss looks like. It mostly deals in espionage, assassinations, bounty hunting and thefts." Said Igaram, "The boss tells us what to do."

"You don't even know what he looks like! And yet they follow him! What kind of stupid thing is that!" yelled Naruto.

"The ultimate goal is to create a utopia." Said Igaram, "They promise all that work for him a high position in that utopia."

"Oh." Said Hinata.

Naruto began to laugh, "Sasuke weren't you offered a position?" asked Naruto.

"So what…" said Sasuke rolling his eyes, "I'm not interested in a utopia."

"Oh yeah you care is about beating up some guy." Said Naruto, "Who is h anyways?"

"None of your business…" said Sasuke glaring.

The two of them began to glare at each other.

"Just ignore them." Said Nami, "They're going to be fighting for quite a while."

"So what else is about Baroque works?" asked Hinata.

"The boss is codenamed Mr. 0, the closer you name is to Mr. 0, the higher your rank is… as well as your power." Said Igaram, "Those with the names below 5 are especially powerful… their power is immense."

"Their power is immense…" said Nami, "Naruto! Sasuke! Hinata! You should go help out Zoro!"

This ended the fight between Naruto and Sasuke.

"What?" asked both.

"You should really help out Zoro, after all the both of you have reputations." Said Nami.

"Hey!" yelled Naruto, "It's your money why don't you help Zoro!"

"I hate to say this but I agree with him." Said Sasuke.

"But what if… we all look together." Said Hinata.

"I'm okay with that." Said Naruto.

"I'm fine with it." Said Sasuke with a shrug.

Nami sweat dropped, sighed as she knew she was outvoted, "Fine…" she sighed, "Let's all go."

The four members of the Straw Hats went to go search for the Princess (and maybe Zoro or Luffy).

"I still say they gotten into a fight about the people who live here." Said Kyubi.

"For the last time! They didn't get into a fight!" yelled Naruto.

"You know you should talk to Kyubi out loud, it makes you look crazy." Said Sasuke.

"If you had a demon in you I'm sure you would talk to it out loud…" said Naruto.

"I doubt it." Scoffed Sasuke.

"Do you really think that Zoro and Luffy got into a fight?" asked Hinata.

"Who really knows." Said Nami.

That's when they saw though the dust of some sort of crash, Luffy and Zoro facing each other… they appeared to have been fighting… and from the looks of it… it was each other and it looked like they were about to finish it. On the plus side, Vivi was watching and seemed unscathed.

"Ha! I told you so!" yelled Kyubi.

"Now's not the time…" muttered Naruto.

Nami on the other hand was pissed… extremely pissed., before Luffy or Zoro could land the final blow, Nami punched the two in the face while shouting "Enough!"

She picked the tow up by their collars and shouted "You almost cost us a Billion Berries." She looked at Vivi, "Well the Princess is safe so that's the main thing."

"What do you mean, what are you helping Vivi?" asked Vivi.

"Oh well." Said Nami, as the two boys she held fought like little kids while in Nami's grasp, "We have business to discus. What say we negotiate."

"Negotiate?" asked Vivi.

"Don't do it! She's pure evil! She'll trick you!" yelled Naruto warning the princess.

Nami turned around and glared at Naruto who began to hide behind Hinata. Nami then punched the two idiots into the ground so they would stop fighting, Vivi just stat there on Carue blinking, wondering what she had gotten herself into when she brought them to the island.

Next Time: The 6 members learn the truth about Baroque works mission to take over the Country of Alabasta, however in the process they learn the boss' identity and they are now on Baroque Works' hit list. What will happen? Find out next time!