Various different drabbles I've thought about with different Disgaea character being summoned and how their existence or antics would effect the worlds their in. A fun, silly little thing for people to enjoy.

Bringing the Heat: Red Magnus

Things, as usual, were going very well for one Kirche Von Zerbst this last while. Oh sure, there was still all that talk and threats of marrying her off stewing in the background, but would be handled when it actually reached her, like a flame in the distance to be put out with coming rain. Until that point, she would spend her time doing as she pleased, finding men and women alike to stoke the fires within.

Ah, such a curse it was to be a Zerbst, the draw to such fire as sure and absolute as a moth to the same, but could you really blame her? The thrill of the moment, the tense moments between rivals, the tension that existed beyond friendship and other emotions...it was a thrill like no other!

And this coming morning, she would be summoning a creature that fit her spirit as a companion! Ooh, it gave her the shivers just thinking about it! Her family was aligned with fire yes, but that left so much room! Would she bring forth a salamander like her father? Or a mass of replicating Wicks like her Uncle? Mayhaps even an Orthrus! Oh, such a lovely creature to cuddle in its luxurious fur as it spewed flame from both heads...

Kirche dreamt that night of fire, from the smallest spark to towering inferno's, alone for the first time in a while.

-TIME SKIP-

It was time for the summoning ceremony, and so many of her classmates she could already see were pedestrian. A mage was supposed to call forth a being that best suited their personality, from a quiet loner summoning a bird to a lover of alcohol summoning a fish. the amount of magic one had also helped with this to get fancier, and thus in turn generally more useful, familiars such as Manticorns or Dragons, but so far it had been nothing but the first with only a few breaking that threshold. Cats and common crows made up a majority, but Guice and his giant mole was certainly a surprise. The skirt chaser actually had some power to play with...

And Tabitha, dear, sweet, adorable Tabitha, of course outshone them all with her georgeous blue dragon, which was even now rubbing its face against her own stoic one like a giant cat more so than a man-eating lizard.

Finally, however, the concerns of what everyone else was summoning fell to the wayside, as it was her own turn. She would have waited till Little Louise went, to show her just how much better her own familiar would be, but sadly rollcall did away with that chance. A pity.

It was a simple manner to brush past her usual throng of admirers, most too busy at the moment picking up or preening their new familiars anyway, and did the usual bow and preparation for the ritual.

Blah blah, by the Founders Blessing we Blah Blah With this sacred Right I enter this Pact ect.

Then, came the part the mage specifically had to make. A sincere chant to the circle that represented what exactly the mage was calling for.

"I, Kirche Von Zerbst, call for a being of fire! You, who reside in flame and wield it's power, answer my summons! Let my problems become your own, and Ash become thine! Appear!" Kirche spoke confidently, every word brimming with willpower enough to launch 10 Fireballs.

Then...the circle changed. Gone was the regular circle with its pentagram to bind the magic in place for the ritual, instead replacing it with a similar, if larger circle with a smaller circle at each corner.

As quickly as it appeared however, the four small circles wasted no time spinning at blurring speed and racing towards the center of their larger brethren, colliding and throwing up a massive plume of smoke.

As students and teacher alike coughed and tried to clear the sudden obstruction of the senses, Kirche continued to stare ahead at where the circles had impacted, as if the smoke hadn't even appeared.

And to her, it hadn't. She could see with perfect clarity what she had summoned. And she quite liked what she saw standing there.

He was...to call him a man would be an insult. It was like looking at fire in a human form. Chiseled muscles made up every portion of bright red skin she could see, dangerously low pants that showed off what she could only describe as an entire 12-cut of abs, a necklace of beads around his neck, and oh Brimir his face.

Rugged with smile lines stark even against his complexion, hair like fire shirting in the light and a massive going straight up from his forehead like a tower. Oh, he also had pointed ears, but if this was what elves looked like, she could do with a few more around.

Already she could feel the smile on her face growing more and more as she took step after after step towards her summoned familiar.

And it seemed it saw her as well, looking into her with eyes as serious and wild as a forest fire, she heard him speak.

"You're in the presence of Red Magnus! Nice to SUPER meet you! Did you summon me?" He asked, voice rough and almost like a shout, but she just found it delightful.

"I did. In the name of the contract, I seal this binding." Kirche simply said before aiming a kiss directly towards his face...

Only to be met by his hand.

Both parties were rather shocked.

"Whoa, what the SUPER Fuck! Isn't this Toto Bunny 2: Bunny Harder?" Red Magnus asked incredulously, the aura of presence and mystique instantly broken even as he felt his hand get a bit warmer for a minute.

"What? No, this is the Tristain Familiar summoning day, when we get familiars! And I summoned you! Though that other one does sound interesting..." Kirche shot back, shocked at having been rejected, before trailing off as his words fully registered.

Both simply stared at the other for a moment, as the smoke dissipated and the other people around them finally began to react to the giant red man in their midst, but neither cared about them for the moment.

Instead, Red Magnus merely inched his head upward, as if on a broken string, and gazed up at the single sun in the sky, along with the two moons barely visible in the sky.

"Familiar...Summoning...one sun...oh FUCK, I'M ON EARTH!" Red Magnus slowly spoke, getting louder and louder as he painfully turned back to Kirche.

Then he suddenly fell to his hands and knees and started bawling, smashing his fist into the ground hard enough to displace soil as everyone, including Kirche, jumped at the sudden heel-turn of emotion.

"WHY! I DIDN'T WANT TO BE ON THIS SUPER STUPID PLANET! SEND ME BACK TO MY SUPER NETHERWORLD! PLEASE!" The giant ogre plead and cried, while all the mages simply stared dumbstruck.

Until, finally, one broke the silence.

"Kirche, what the fuck." Louise said.

END OF CHAPTER

A good start to some stuff, Disgaea is such a fun game because it isn't afraid to do shit like this. Like, Demons legit don't like the Human world much because every Human who ever ends up in the Netherworlds as themselves are either super fucking strong or power rangers. There is no in between.