Chapter 52: A Fiendish Stereotypical Deathtrap
Vivi was taken to where Dorry and Broggy's fight had taken place, after yelling out what happen to what the giant heard. Mr. 3, a strange geeky man with a three shaped hair style had built a strange candelabra, it's also the same time when they brought the other hostage who tied up with strange wax locked that tied up their ankles and wrists… expect for Sakura who's arms and legs were stuck in two wax blocks.
"I thought you were with the Idiots and Hinata." Said Sasuke.
"Well yeah, I was…" she said quietly, she then looked at Sakura... but didn't say anything.
Sakura sighed and without question answered "I kept escaping using my strength," said Sakura.
(Flashback)
Mr. 3 had just finished putting restraints on everyone when Sakura broke hers.
"What the!" yelled Mr. 3.
"Those restraints weren't very strong…" said Sakura getting up.
She ran towards him and was about to punch him when he put the same kind of restrains on her.
"That should hold you." Said Mr. 3.
Sakura broke out of it again causing Mr. 3 to sweat drop.
The same thing began to repeat itself many times, the last few times she changed her strategy and tried to run away, until Mr. 3 realized that it would have been a better idea to just put different restraints on her… where were rather big blocks of wax.
(End of Flashback)
"I really can't feel my arms in these restraints." Sighed Sakura.
A few minutes later Sasuke, Vivi, Zoro and Nami were put on to the strange candelabra, well sort of in it… where the legs were covered in wax.
"So… what do you think his plan is?" asked Sasuke noticing he couldn't move his leg.
"Well I'll tell you." Said Mr. 3.
"Really that's okay… you don't have to tell us…" said Sasuke.
"Thanks a lot Sasuke, now he's monologuing…" said Zoro.
That's when Mr. 3 told him his plan, with the spinning part on top a waxy mist will coat them covering them in wax and turning them into wax figures… said monologue was kept out for the sake of the readers.
"Wow… you're really creepy…" said Sakura.
"Hey!" yelled Mr. 3, "Well that doesn't matter, I have to figure out what to do with you… you're too strong to be turn into a wax figure like them and the pose you isn't exactly perfect."
Sakura glared at him, she struggled against the restraints but it was useless especially with Sasuke and Nami in danger... oh and Vivi and Zoro…
Meanwhile, back at the mountain… everyone were okay… well were conscious, Hinata and Ino were working on digging out Naruto, Carue was digging out Luffy and Kiba and Akamaru were digging out Usopp, once everyone was dug out.
"Okay we need to come up with something." Said Ino.
That's Luffy, Naruto, Usopp and Carue ran off with a fearsome battle cry…
"Hey! Don't run away like that!" yelled Ino she turned to Hinata, Kiba and Akamaru who didn't run off, "I have an idea how to deal with them…"
"Really what?" asked Kiba.
Ino smirked at the two right before telling them her plan.
Back at the creepy Bond villain like death trap, Broggy (who was restrained by wax as well) had tried to escape, but failed, while he broke through his restrains Mr. 3 placed swords in his hands and feet.
"Broggy!" cried Nami.
"You cruel monster!" yelled Vivi.
That's of course when Mr. 3 sped up the candelabra to spin much fast.
"No…" said Sakura who began to struggle so much that small, hard to see cracks began to form.
Nami began to cough, "My chest hurts…"
"He's trying to turn us into wax figure from the inside out." Said Vivi.
Mr. 3 began to laugh, "Oh this perfect… I love agony…" said Mr. 3, before he could continue his villain's speech, Sasuke interrupted him.
"Does anyone else like his monologuing… I mean I can't be the only one who hates it…" said Sasuke.
Even though they were enemies they had to agree on one thing.
"You know… you're monologues are a little stupid." Said Ms. Valentines.
"Yeah…" said Mr. 5.
"Hey my monologues aren't stupid!" yelled Mr. 3, "Right Ms. Golden Week?"
His partner who was a young girl in her preteen or teen years just responded with "…"
"We'll talk about this later!" yelled Mr. 3.
"Just don't stand there Zoro! Do something!" yelled Nami, "Sasuke you do something too…"
Sasuke said nothing but glanced at Sakura in the corner of his eye.
Zoro on the other and stared at the giant, who was tormented… Broggy was thinking about the battles, about his fate… he began to cry… this of course made Mr. 3 laugh.
"This torment! This pain! I love it…" said Mr. 3.
"Stop the monologues!" yelled everyone else.
"But…" said Mr. 3.
"I can't move my hand…" cried Nami, "I can't die like this!"
"Our bodies are starting to harden." Said Vivi.
"This is just great…" muttered Sasuke sarcastically.
"No…" thought Sakura still struggling again the blocks making the cracks bigger, though still unnoticeable.
"So… giant… can you still move?" asked Zoro, "A man with no arms and legs is still more useful than a dead man…"
"What are you planning…" said Sasuke glaring at his form partner.
"I can still move too…" said Zoro unsheathing one of his swords, "I'm going to cut off my own legs and we crush his guy together."
"Cutting off your legs! Are you insane!" yelled Nami.
"Even if you do get down they'll just trap you again!" said Vivi.
"Zoro…" said Sasuke with a smirk.
Zoro looked at Sasuke with a smirk thinking that Sasuke was going to agree with him on that one, "You're a complete and utter moron…"
"What!" yelled Zoro, "I don't see you coming up with any ideas!"
Sasuke looked at Sasuke who was still struggling at the blocks.
"I know something will probably happen." Said Sasuke.
"Sakura…" whispered Nami.
Sasuke barely nodded, "Don't tell her I said this, but the more we're in danger the more she'll push herself…" said Sasuke.
"We can't wait for her…" said Zoro, "If we stay here we're dead. So why lie down and die for these creeps."
Broggy began to laugh… "You're a cocky lad. I almost lost my will to fight." Said Broggy, "I'm with you! I like your sprit!"
Zoro managed to unsheathed another sword.
"You're really going to do it!" yelled Nami, "How are you going to fight!"
"I don't think Sakura has enough medical knowledge to reattach limbs…" said Sasuke.
"We'll just ask her later." Said Zoro.
"I'm right here… and I might have some books on the subject… but I don't think I'll be able to…" said Sakura.
Zoro mostly ignored her… "Are you ready?" asked Zoro.
"They're really going to do it!" yelled Mr. 5.
"Vivi began to think what Igaram said to her… "Wait! Zoro! I'm with you too!"
"I'm going to kill you all!" yelled Mr. 3.
Zoro was about to slice though his legs… when something crashed through the trees… it was Luffy, Naruto, Usopp and Carue… they were running to fast that they were sent flying... into some nearby trees.
"I don't know if I should be relived or worried…" said Sasuke.
"All right! Naruto! Usopp! Bird! Let's get them!" yelled Luffy getting up.
"This is going to be fun!" said Naruto who had sense gone into Half Demon form.
"All right!" yelled Usopp.
Carue only quaked as a response.
"Naruto! Usopp! Luffy!" yelled Nami.
"Carue!" yelled Vivi.
"At least it's better help than a leg-less Zoro." Said Sasuke.
"Hey Sakura what happened to you?" asked Naruto noticing the blocks.
"They couldn't use regular restraints on me… I can't seem to break them out of these…" said Sakura.
"I wonder what's wrong with her inner self…" said Kyubi.
Her inner self for some reason was taking a nap… had Inner Sara been awake Sakura would have broken though the restraints much quicker.
"Beat these creeps until their unrecognizable then send them flying!" cheered Nami.
"You got it!" said Luffy, "They spoiled the giant's battle!"
"So you're heads carry the highest in east blue… Straw Hat and his kid brother Shadow Fox." Said Mr. 3.
"All right! The name's catching on!" cheered Naruto.
"Now's not the time!" yelled Kyubi.
"Cool…" said Luffy staring at Mr. 3's hair, which was currently fire, "It's looks like a three and it's on fire!"
"Luffy! Can you knock down that pillar we're being turned into statures!" said Nami.
"Really? So you're in danger." Said Luffy.
"Guys…" said Sakura, "Mr. 3 has a habit of monologuing, use that your advantage."
"Monologuing?" asked Naruto.
"It's also known as the villain's speech… it when an evil villain has a speech during a death trap… and with an evil plan like this… I'm not surprised he has that habit." Said Kyubi.
"Don't worry… everything's fine." Said Zoro.
"You're legs are bleeding!" yelled Sasuke.
"Yeah I hacked about half way through them." Said Zoro.
"You call that no problem!" yelled Nami.
"Why did my dad leave me your care again?" asked Sasuke.
"Because…" said Zoro…
"That was a rhetorical question…" muttered Sasuke.
"Anyways Luffy, Naruto… could one of you break the pillar…" said Zoro.
"Sure!" said Luffy.
"No problem!" said Naruto.
"I don't know what that is… but I'm going to wreck it!" said Luffy.
"Not if I wreck it first…" said Naruto with a smirk.
"Hurry up! We're getting stiff!" yelled Nami.
Sasuke looked at Zoro who was holding his sword up above him, "What are you doing?"
"If I'm going to be a stature then I want this pose." Said Zoro.
"You're a compete moron." Said Sasuke.
"You're too Emo for a pose." Said Zoro.
"That still doesn't change that you're a moron…" muttered Sasuke.
"I'm going to have agree with Sasuke on this one, I mean what kind of moron runs away by cutting off his legs?" asked Nami.
"It wasn't to run away, it was to fight." Said Zoro.
"And that better how exactly?" asked Sasuke.
"Nothing seem to faze them." said Ms. Golden Week munching on a cracker.
"Nothing seems to faze you either…" said Mr. 3 with a sweat drop.
That was when Mr. 3 ordered Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentines to fight Usopp and Carue while he handles the D Brothers.
"All right we'll fight them!" said Usopp… who was hiding in some bushes behind Luffy and Naruto.
"Did you say something?" asked Luffy.
Not too far away, hidden different bushes the team lead by Ino peaked though.
"I can't believe Usopp…" muttered Kiba.
"Why from the way you act you shouldn't be surprised." Said Ino.
"You're right… I wonder what made me say that." Said Kiba.
"Do you have a clear shot of anyone yet?" asked Hinata.
"Not yet…" said Ino, "But remember hit or miss Hinata you jump in…"
Hinata nodded…
Mr. 3 Smirked, "Candle Lock!" he yelled.
He encased both the D Brother's legs in wax restraints.
"Oh no!" yelled Sakura.
"They're caught!" yelled Vivi.
"What the my legs are stuck like a hammer!" said Luffy he turned to his brother, "Naruto! Can you get out yours?"
"Yeah!" said Naruto, who then used his tails to act like picks and destroy his restraint, "Need yours done?"
"What the!" yelled Mr. 3.
"Don't mess with me!" yelled Naruto, "Those things are useless against my tails!"
Naruto smirked knowing that Mr. 3 had his attention on Luffy he wouldn't pay attention to Luffy.
"Really?" asked Mr. 3, "I doubt you're that powerful."
"Why don't you see what I can do with my tails I've been meaning to show this anyways!"
He used his tails for the half demon Rasengan within the palm of his hand.
"What is that!" yelled Mr. 3.
"Since when is Naruto been able to that!" yelled Sakura.
"Is that the thing he's been training with?" asked Nami.
"I think so…" said Sasuke.
Mr. 3 wasn't sure what the Rasengan and he didn't want to was so he formed a wax barrier, that's when the purple spinning orb broke though it destroyed the rather large wax barrier.
"The dobe did that!" yelled Sasuke.
"That was some training…" said Zoro.
Naruto began to chuckle… "It worked…" he said.
"What worked…" said Mr. 3.
Naruto pointed to Luffy while everyone was distracted with Naruto, Luffy stretched to one of the giant swords keeping Broggy down. He wrapped one of his arms around it and then himself go it created a spin (while causing pain for the poor giant) into the pillar holding the spinning candles in place with the thing on his legs shattering both the wax restraint and the pillar.
"All right the wax pillar is falling!" yelled Nami.
However the spinning candle thing was about to fall onto 4 below, but fortunately it fell to another layer of the platform.
"We're alive…" sighed Nami.
"I still can't move…" sighed Zoro.
"We're saved…" said Vivi.
"I swear… I'm going to kill him one day…" muttered Sasuke.
"Hey it's dangerous over there!" Yelled Luffy, "Why haven't you run away?"
"Because we can't move!" yelled Nami who realized something.
"You can't but I destroyed the pillar." Said Luffy.
"Are we really trusting that boob with our lives!" yelled Vivi.
"Remember… the dobe is slightly better… only because he has a rational part of him…" said Sasuke, "But yes… we have our life in the hands of two boobs."
"And besides we don't have a choice… my arms have hardened." Said Zoro.
"Mine too…" said Sasuke.
"Wait…" said Nami, "My body is hardening faster too…"
"With that candles closer, you're hardening much faster!" yelled Mr. 3 with a laugh, "Become my wax figures!"
"What you guys are going to become wax figures or something?" asked Luffy.
"Haven't you been paying attention?" yelled Nami.
"Oh by the way Naruto! What was that thing you did earlier?" asked Luffy. Turning to his brother.
"Does that answer your question?" asked Sasuke.
"All right I'll break that thing!" yelled Luffy.
"Not yet!" sad Mr. 3.
Mr. 3 created a spear of wax and was about to attack Luffy with it, however at the same time Usopp sent a projectile at Mr. 3 and Naruto headed towards him with a punch… Mr. 5 jumped in front of Usopp's attack and ate it while Mr. 3 didn't see Naruto coming and was punched in the face.
"Remember there's a thing when fight clone users…" said Naruto.
That's when another Naruto appeared from behind the first, "Never let your guard down when one fighting them. Mr. 3 threw a waxy spear at both of them… both going poof. Mr. 3 gritted his teeth… he formed a wax wall noticing at Luffy was going have the candles again.
"Hey stop getting in my way!" yelled Luffy.
That's when Mr. 3 tapped one of Luffy's hands in a wax restraint… note only one hand.
"Thanks for another hammer!" said Luffy with a smirk.
Luffy used the wax "hammer" to break though the wall and punch Mr. 3 in the face.
"All right!" called out the real Naruto jumping next to Luffy.
"All right!" cheered Usopp.
"They did it…" said Ino from her group's hiding spot.
"All right Luffy!" said Nami, "Now free us!"
"No." said Luffy.
"Come on Luffy!" said Nami, "Quit kidding around."
""No." said Luffy.
"What! Quit kidding around." Said Nami, "Naruto what about you."
"…" responded Naruto.
"Come on you two! Stop kidding around!" yelled Zoro.
"What will I do? I don't want to help you." Said Luffy.
"What?" said Nami.
"Colors Trap…" said Ms. Golden Week eating her rice cracker.
"What's wrong you two idiots! Save them!" yelled Sakura as more cracks formed into her blocks, "They're going to die! Do something!"
"…" responded Naruto.
"I just don't feel like it." Said Luffy.
"You don't feel like it!" yelled the 4 trapped.
That's when Vivi realized something… "This is your handiwork isn't it?" asked Vivi.
"It's my color traps…" said Ms. Golden Week, "The black paint make people want to betray their friends."
"She's an artist that can recreate the colors of emotion… look what bellow their feet" said Vivi.
Both brothers were standing on a strange black mark…
"Great jus great… the two idiots fell for it…" muttered Sasuke, "Figures."
"So if we just get them off of it…" said Nami.
That's when Naruto did so… on his… own by jumping into the air.
"I think there's something wrong with him…" said Nami.
Naruto jumped right in front of Ms. Valentines who was chasing Usopp and Carue with Mr. 5. That's when Naruto did something unexpected… he groped her breasts. The jungle became deadly silent… the Straw Hats wondering if it had something to with the Color Traps... and Golden Week herself wondering if somehow her color traps somehow made him do that perverted thing… but one thing was known… is that Naruto was most likely going to get it in some way…
Next Time: Though a series of events it's now up to Ino and Sakura to save the 4... Why only those two? Because of the unspoken rule in life... don't mess with a rivalry between two girls who are in love with the same person... it only ends in trouble... really... no one wants to get involved for their own safety... what will happen? Find out next time!
A/N: By the way monologuing is a real term... it's a another word for the villains speeches during the death trap... really, look up either monologue or death trap on Wikipedia... it's rather funny... I found out about it while looking up deathtraps for this chapter.