Chapter 53: Ino VS Sakura: I'll be the One to Save Sasuke!

The forest was deadly silent… Naruto acting perverted didn't happen every day… the only time was during a prank that involved his sexy attack… and he hated that! That's when Nami figured it out… a simple equation: Naruto plus hypnosis plus perverted act equals one thing.

"Not again…" sighed Nami.

"What do you mean?" asked Vivi.

"On the plus side… we have one dummy to deal with." Said Sasuke.

Vivi just blinked at them.

"Squeeze! Squeeze!" said Naruto still groping the Baroque Works member breasts.

That's when all hell broke loose.

"You… little… pervert…" growled Ms. Valentines.

She managed to punch him in the face, then she lifted her into the air and then descended back to earth on the pervert… and did this multiple times.

In the bushes, Ino's group stared at the site.

"What would make Naruto do that?" asked Ino (dashing half of everyone's theories).

"Naruto… why…" cried Hinata who was in the fetal position with the air around her black.

"Don't worry… there had to be to good explanation about this…" said Kiba trying to comfort Hinata.

Back in the clearing.

"That pervert…" growled Sakura, created more cracks in her restraints.

With that Ms. Valentines was done crushing Naruto… he was in a rather large crater…

"That's what you get perv." Said Ms. Valentines.

That's when Naruto got up and began to laugh.

"Hey… how did you like my revenge…" said Naruto with a laugh, his eyes unseen.

Now to know who's he's talking to, let's delve into his mind… where Kyubi was missing… and Naruto was sitting on the ground watching what was going on, on a screen.

"Great…" muttered Naruto.

"Hey, I'm begging to think that you're seal prevents you from doing something stupid while hypnotized…. Seriously you're an idiot!" said Kyubi.

"What did you mean by revenge?" asked Naruto.

"That for last island and the guy…" said Kyubi, "Like I said… I nearly went blind… I just wanted to damage you're body and make you look like a pervert…"

"Why you!" yelled Naruto.

"Hey I'm in control right now! Not you…" said Kyubi.

"I hate you…" muttered Naruto.

Outside they could now see Naruto's red silted eyes.

"His eyes!" said Ms. Valentines staring at the demon possessed boy, she began to look around… she couldn't find her partner anywhere… in fact Usopp was gone too.

Elsewhere in the forest…

"Temporary truce… until she calms down…" said Mr. 5 hiding from his partner, with Usopp nodding in agreement.

That's when Kyubi (well the Kyubi possessed Naruto) grabbed on to her.

"Let go of me!" yelled Ms. Valentines.

"Now Ino! I know you're looking for opening! I'm giving it you!" yelled Kyubi.

Inside the bushes… Kiba noticed Naruto behavior.

"Don't worry Hinata…" said Kiba, "Naruto wasn't the one that groped her… Kyubi took over his body again…"

"Really?" asked Hinata getting out of her funk.

"Either way… he somehow know about the plan… and the opening I needed… this will be the first I'm taking over someone with a Devil Power, hopefully it will be all right." Said Ino.

Ino got into position, "Mind Mind Possession!" she shouted.

"That's it!" yelled Ms. Valentines who finally decided to use her powers… however that's when Ino's mind entered her body… making her go limp for a second. Kyubi let go of her.

That's also when Usopp landed in a crumpled heap… the only way to put it is that his temporally truce had ended.

"I can see you finally calmed down." Said Mr. 5 showing up.

The Ino possessed Ms. Valentines smirked, she grabbed her umbrella, floated into the air then crashed down on to Mr. 5.

"What…" muttered Mr. 5.

"Well that's interesting… it looks like if I enter a Devil Fruit user's body then I'll automatically learn how to use their power." Said the Ino possessed Ms. Valentines.

"Well that's interesting…" said Zoro with a smirk.

"What's going on?" asked Vivi.

"Ino ate the Mind Mind Fruit, she can possess anyone in range." Said Nami.

"Really?" asked Vivi who looked at the possessed Baroque Works member "It can't be… can it?" thought Vivi.

"Don't worry Sasuke! I'll save you!" said the Ino possessed Ms. Valentines.

"What about us!" yelled Nami.

"Yeah… I'll save you too…" said the Ino possessed Ms. Valentines, she then turned to Sakura, "Wow Forehead… I'm surprised you're not with them…"

That's when Inner Sakura woke up from her nap.

"What did I miss?" asked Inner Sakura.

"Well me, Sasuke as well as Vivi, Nami and Zoro were kidnapped by members of Baroque Works now the other are slowly truing into wax sculptures while I'm trapped in wax blocks… and Ino is going to save them!" mentally explained Sakura.

"What!" yelled Inner Sakura, "You can't let her do that! She'll win Sasuke that way!"

"You're right! I also have to save Nami! I'm not going to let Ino beat me!" yelled Sakura mentally.

That's when she managed to break the wax blocks that held her back.

"There's no way I'm going to let you beat me!" yelled Sakura.

"Hell yeah!" yelled Inner Sakura.

"Oh crap…" muttered Kyubi.

He ran over to Usopp and picked him up.

"Where's the duck… who cares!" he yelled.

He ran towards Luffy (who was still just standing there and hypnotized), "Hey don't get off that mark!" yelled Kyubi.

Luffy got off the mark, and looked at Kyubi… then noticed his eyes, "Kyubi… you possessed Naruto again!" he yelled.

"Yeah!" said Kyubi, "We have to go! We're in grave danger!"

"You're going to leave us here!" yelled Nami.

"No… of course not… Sakura and Ino can handle it…" said Kyubi.

"They're currently glaring at each other." Said Nami, she should have pointed… but she couldn't move her body.

"I know… there's an old saying among the Biju "The 3 things you don't to mess with are: Kages, Devil Fruit Eaters and two girls fighting over the same man.", I'm stuck in a human that that's trying to be a Kage and is a Devil Fruit eater… he's not a girl nor is he fighting over with another girl for a man… so it's good idea not to mess with them… if you are close to dying then I'll get some guys to go save you… but right now it's not a good time."

Kyubi grabbed his host's brother and with the unconscious Usopp went to hide in the bushes where Hinata, Kiba, Akamaru and Ino's body were.

"So is it safe to get out?" asked Hinata.

"No… it's not…" said Kyubi shaking his head.

With Sakura and the Ino possessed Ms. Valentines, Sakura finally spoke up.

"Whoever saves them first gets to spend the day with Sasuke tomorrow." Said Sakura.

"Agreed." Said the Ino possessed Ms. Valentines.

"Don't get a say in this!" yelled Sasuke.

Sadly this was not heard…

"At least someone is trying to save us." Said Nami with a sigh.

"And both of them are smart, so I don't think their fall for her traps." Said Zoro with a smirk.

"But really did it have to be them?" asked Sasuke, "I don't care if I live or die… as long they don't embarrass me."

Zoro stopped himself from laughing.

That's when Mr. 5 got up.

"I don't know what you did to my partner but you're going to die…" said Mr. 5.

"It wouldn't be any fun if we just had to break that candelabra." said Sakura with a smirk while flexing her fist.

"All right!" cheered Inner Sakura.

"Is there any way to make this go faster?" asked Sasuke.

"Ms. Golden Week!" said Mr. 5.

That's when he noticed, she was eating a picnic and reading a book.

"Sorry… those two aren't idiots, both of them appear to be very intelligent and the fact both of them are fighting over the Emo Kids seals it… just let them go and not fight them…" said Ms. Golden Week, "Their going to kick your butt so hard it's not going to be funny."

"I don't believe it!" said Mr. 5.

That's when Sakura punned the ground cracking it into many pieces, she picked up a rather boulder. At the same time the Ino possessed Ms. Valentines was right above him.

"Oh… shit…" said Mr. 5.

It best what's not known what happened, only that it was really violent and it's best it's not described… when they were they saw that that the captive were fully wax.

"Oh no! Sasuke!" both cried.

In the bushes others who hiding during the fight were watching.

"Okay! We should care about our safety anymore!" yelled Kyubi.

"Can I have my body back!" whined Naruto.

"Not when we're dealing with two idiots… really!" thought Kyubi.

Kyubi took a breath, "They're still alive! We have to go save them!"

Luffy nodded…

"All right! And I'll go protect Ino's body!" said Usopp (who had sense recovered since going into the bushes).

"Oh no you're not… you're one of the few of us that can actually free them!" said Kyubi grabbing him.

Luffy, Kyubi, Hinata and Usopp who was forced to go along jumped out of the bushed and joined the two feuding girls.

"Right now they're still alive! We need to figure out how to get them out!" said Kyubi.

That's when they heard maniacal laughter…

"Look Mr. Monologue is conscious again." Sighed Kyubi.

"It really a shame… even if you do have a group that may have defeated the other two you won't be able to stand up against me!" said Mr. 3 who was in a giant Mecha suit made out of wax.

"What is that thing!" yelled the Ino possessed Ms. Valentines.

"I don't know…" said Luffy who's eyes began to sparkle, "But it's so cool!"

"Focus you idiot!" yelled everyone else.

And with that with a limited time frame, they once again have to fight Mr. 3, not knowing what will happen next.

Next Time: With Mr. 3, once again conscious and in a giant Mecha Suit, will they be able to save the others, or will they die and become wax statures? Even if they win, will they be able get off the island? Well hopefully the crew's dumb luck will strike again... hopefully.