A/N: With this chapter, this is officially my longest fic (in terms of how many words and chapters), well enjoy the chapter, it delves more into the ways of the Kage.

Also to clear about the fight paring, to clear up it's going to be (blank) VS. (Blank), I'll say this, I'm sure a lot of people will like the match... even though I'm not good with fight scenes... but the paring will be awesome.

Chapter 65: That Crazy Bitch

The crew was surrounded by the woman's clones, each one of them were smirking… however there was a certain effect on a certain member of the crew… Sanji fell unconscious with a stream of blood coming from his nose.

"Oh no what happened!" cried Chopper.

"He fainted after seeing that outfit. That pervert!" said Zoro.

"He's not the only one…" muttered Naruto.

"This moment I will always remember!" yelled Kyubi who went into a fit of perverted giggles.

"So basically we just hack though the clone we find the real one!" said Zoro with a smirk, "Sound like fun to me."

The woman and her clones smirked she heard that, Zoro drew his sword and slashed at one of the clones, expecting it to go poof! However he wasn't excepting the clone to melt into snakes and wrap around him.

"What just happened!" yelled Ino.

"Snake clones." Said Kiba.

"Snake clones?" asked Nami.

"The most dangerous kind of animal clone, the clone user first controls snakes, projects her appearance onto them, when the clone is destroyed the snakes wrap around their victim and may even kill them will the Clone User says say so." Said Kiba.

"Wow I didn't know you knew that much about clones." Said Naruto.

"I'm still a clone user you know!" yelled Kiba.

"Hey! Is anyone going to help me!" yelled Zoro.

"Now yet!" said Naruto, "Let me handle her… after all Snake Clones have a flaw…"

That's when Naruto summoned many clones… each one attack the clones turned them back into snake… but when the snakes attacked them, they either went poof or turned to water.

"So a mixture of water and shadow clones." Said the woman, "I'm impressed."

"All right Naruto!" cheered Luffy.

"Isn't anyone going to help me?" asked Zoro on the ground, still tied up by the snakes.

"Not until I beat her." Said Naruto with a smirk.

"This is going to be interesting fight." Said the woman reforming the snakes back into clones, "The name's Mitarashi Anko… what's yours."

Naruto gaped and began to point at her, "Your That Crazy Bitch!" yelled Naruto.

"Don't antagonize her even more!" yelled Usopp.

Naruto ran to where the real one was at, stop in front of her and took out his autograph book (which he began to carry around with him after getting Tsunade's) and said "Will you please sign my autograph book."

Everyone blinked at the sight… even Anko who just laughed… "Sure why not…" she looked though the book and saw Kakashi's, "Wait… you know Kakashi?" she said then saw what he wrote... she then looked back at Naruto and said "Your Fox D. Naruto?"

Naruto nodded…

"I'm sorry… I didn't know this was your brother's crew, I'm sorry." Said Anko.

All of the clone melted back into snakes and with a flick of her wrist the all snakes (even the ones that were contrasting Zoro) seemed to be sucked up in her sleeve.

Everyone stared at Naruto and Anko while Anko was writing down her autograph.

"Hey there you go." Said Anko.

Naruto laughed at what it was "Sorry for attacking you guys, I didn't know you guys were cool, Mitarashi Anko".

"Awesome! Now I have three Kage's autographs!" cheered Naruto.

"Wait she's a Kage?" asked Zoro getting up.

"Yes, the 5th Otokage, Mitarashi "That Crazy Bitch" Anko. A specialist of the Snake Clones. She was taught by the Disgraced Kage… who I won't name since she might kill me, and is the first Kage to have a bounty for doing unspeakable acts to male marines." Said Naruto in full fan boy mode.

"Oh come on, they're not unspeakable acts… there was that time I castrated several marines with a kabob skewer and…" said Anko.

"Please stop…" said Naruto, as he and all other male members of the crew (with the exception of Sanji who was still unconscious from blood loss and Chopper who was helping Sanji) paled and unconsciously placed their hands on their um… treasures.

"So wait I don't get it…" said Nami, "Why did you try to attack us?"

"Well the nearby island was just attacked and I'm investigating what happened and finding the perps. Kakashi told me that Naruto was part of his brother's pirate crew and that they weren't the usual pirate crew. Sorry I attacked, it's a good thing I told you my name." said Anko.

"What were you planning on doing to us if you didn't find out who we were?" asked Kiba with a sweat drop.

"I don't know… I usually don't know these things." Said Anko laughing.

This made everyone else sweat drop.

"Kakashi told me about Krieg by the way…" said Anko with a smirk, "Can you help me with something by the way?"

"What?" asked Luffy.

"You'll see…" said Anko with a smirk.

"It's not one of those places that were just attacked by pirates and we have to help you fight off the pirates?" asked Nami, "Because we really don't have time for that!"

"No it's not that." Said Anko.

Not to long later, after Sanji woke up and was brought up to speed (and was almost knocked out again for flirting with Anko), the crew arrived on the island to find it's state…

"You said that it wasn't attacked by pirates!" yelled Nami.

"It wasn't attacked by pirates… but something else." Said Anko with a smirk.

"Something else?" asked Luffy.

"Yes… Sound." Said Anko.

Everyone stared at Anko.

"Wait… it was attacked by a Sound?" asked Naruto.

"No… Sound…" said Anko.

Everyone continued to stare at her.

"Okay… how many of you know the details of the Kage System?" asked Anko with a sigh.

Naruto, Luffy, Kiba, Usopp, Akamaru and Hinata all raised their hands.

"Great… I didn't think I needed to explain it…" she muttered, "Okay you know the 10 Kages: Otokage (Myself), Namikage (Kakashi), Hokage (Tsunade), Mizukage, Kazekage, Raikage, Tsuchikage, Yukikage, Hoshikage and Tsukikage. While these are the 10 titles right now there are technically 12 Kages."

"Wait how can there be 12 Kages?" asked Sakura.

"They retire or are expelled." Said Anko.

"Wait… a Kage can retire? I didn't know that!" said Ino.

"Yeah, one Usopp's friends back home is the Grandson of the 3rd Hokage, who retired almost 20 years ago." Said Kiba.

"We actually met him a couple times." Said Usopp.

"You met the Professor! Why didn't you tell me!" yelled Naruto.

Both Kiba and Usopp shrugged… they really didn't know.

"Now as I was saying…" muttered Anko who was on the verge of getting "staby" continued "The other way for a Kage to "lose" his title is to expelled. In order for that to happen, the Kage must do something so horrible that there must be a mail in vote, it must unanimous, while this has happened a few times, only once has a Kage ever been disgraced: My former teacher Orochimaru."

"So what did Orochimaru do exactly." Said Sasuke raising an eyebrow.

That's when Anko threw several kabob skewers as Sasuke pinning him to the ground, "Never say his name in front of me!" she growled.

"But you just said his name. I don't get it…" said Luffy.

"That bastard… did so much to me, that I can't even say. One of the only things I can take solace in is that I took his title as current Otokage! So no one can say his name but me!" She yelled.

Everyone sweat dropped as Sakura and Ino help Sasuke up.

"They don't call her that crazy bitch for nothing." Said Naruto with a sweat drop.

Anko was gritted her teeth when she took out a kabob skewer full of Dango, "Oh Dango! I love you!" She began to eat her treat and continued, "Anyway, after Orochimaru was disgraced he decided to form his own group, Sound. I don't know what they're motives are."

"So wait, your saying that this evil former Kage sent his minions to destroy this town? And you want us to help you fight them?" asked Nami.

"Actually it a lot more complicated than that, this island is home to the Chidori Scroll." Said Anko.

"Chidori Scroll?" asked all the Straw Hats plus Vivi.

"It's an ancient scroll that contains the most dangerous Chi Attack." Said Anko.

"Chi Attack?" asked Sasuke raising an eyebrow.

"It's an attack that uses Chi to Attack but it's separate from Clones and the Gentle Fist as usually no two Chi Attacks are the same." Said Hinata, "Like Naruto's Rasengan."

"The thing that keeps blowing up?" asked Sasuke.

"Hey! That's only my human version that keeps blowing up. My half demon version is just fine!" yelled Naruto.

Anko sighed and continued her explanation, "Chidori is an attack turns the user's arm into an unstoppable sword. However it was too powerful that the creator hid the information on a scroll and hid on this island. I know for a fact Orochimaru wants that scroll." Said Anko.

"And that's why his goons attacked this town? Right." Said Zoro.

"That's right." Said Anko, "I figure that I need help getting the scroll before they do."

Everyone looked at her.

"I'm sorry but we can't." said Nami.

"What why?" asked the D Brothers.

Nami whacked the two on the heads…

"Because we have other people to help. We've already had too many distractions as it is." Said Nami.

"No fair! They need our help!" yelled Luffy.

"I said no and that's final!" said Nami.

"But I'm the captain!" yelled Luffy.

"Don't you want to help Vivi?" asked Nami.

"I do… but!" said Luffy, "These people need help too."

"Luffy I know you want to go on the adventure but right now we have to get some supplies and head to Alabasta." Said Nami.

"But…" said Luffy.

"I'll handle this." Said Naruto with a smirk.

That's when there was a puff of smoke… Nami gritted her teeth expecting a male version of Naruto's Sexy Attack… no... what it was much worse… as Naruto transformed into a 5 year old version of himself and went to hug Nami's leg.

"Pwease Nami." Said Chibi Naruto using a lisp, "They weally need our help."

Kyubi laughed in his cage so hard, "Nice one kit! That has to be your best plan ever!" laughed Kyubi.

Much of the crew, couldn't help it, they laughed… even Anko laughed… she was beginning to like Naruto.

Nami began to twitch, she wanted to hit him and say no… but he was just too cute "Fine… we can help them. Is that okay with you Vivi?"

Vivi sighed, even though they needed to get to Alabasta, even she had to admit, she wouldn't be able to stand up Naruto's new attack, "Sure why not."

"Okay, I only need 4 of you to come along with me. Because we're dealing with the Sound 5, Orochimaru's top agents. So I figure that only 4 of you will do…"

"I'm going!" said Luffy and Naruto (who had since changed back to his normal age).

"Sounds like fun." Said Zoro with a smirk.

"I minds as well go." Said Sasuke with a shrug.

"That sounds good." Said Anko with a smirk, "I'll go clear things up with the town's people about you! And then the 5 of us will head off.

Meanwhile in some nearby trees, 4 figures watched them.

"So Anko dragged in some pirates interesting." Said on the first who was skinny and to have something coming out his shoulders.

"There's something off about one of those 4 pirates that agreed to help her." Said another of the figure that something protruding form the back of his neck.

"So she really thinks those pirates will help her." Said the third… who was just fat.

"Either way…" said the final figure who had long hair and was male, "They must be eliminated to for the sake of Lord Orochimaru."

The three nodded in agreement… and with that the Straw Hats were once again dragged into something that wasn't they're problem because of the Captain and his little brother.

Next Time: After splitting into two groups, most of the crew helps out of the town's people while Luffy, Naruto, Sasuke and Zoro go with Anko to get the scroll before the members of Sound do. What will happen, find out next time!