A/N: Yahoo! It's a special celebration today! I finally did it! I reached 200,000 Hits! I'm so happy! I can't believe it! I'm so happy! Thank you, everyone for reading this! I can't believe it!

Also this chapter will solve a mystery many chapters in the making, in other words we'll dig deeper into Naruto and Neji's hatred for each other... also there's two guests you would never expect appearing in this arc... I really hope you like them... Enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 85: Mr. Fuzzy Bottom! Why!?

Neji looked at his commanding officer, Neji had often said that Luffy and Naruto were idiots… and judging by Smoker's face… Neji could tell… he wasn't ready to believe that. He turned towards Naruto and glared at him.

"So… long time no see… demon." Said Neji.

"What did you say!" yelled Yugito.

Naruto glared at Neji, "Don't say that word around in this cage. Yugito is like me and also a Kage… you don't want to mess with a Kage." Said Naruto with a smirk.

"Whatever…" muttered Neji.

"You know… that was a clever trap." Said Luffy.

"Yes… clever trap." Said Usopp.

"You played into his hands!" yelled Nami.

It was indeed true, when they went into the VIP room they headed for the sign headed for pirates… which was why it was the stupidest trap ever!

Luffy had his hands against the bars and looked like he was sick.

"Luffy what's wrong?" asked Sakura.

Yugito noticed Smoker's hand hovering above his weapon so she pushed Luffy away from the bars.

"Don't touch that Luffy!" yelled Yugito.

Luffy immodestly let go and started feeling better.

"This entire cage is made of Sea Stone! It made of a material of a rare kind of stone that weakens Devil Fruit Users or mine and Naruto's cases weakens us to such an extent that our demons can take over. But for a Normal Devil Fruit user it strips away their power and renders them unable to move. Had it not been Sea Stone I would have freed all of us with my fire." Said Yugito.

Smoker glared at the Kage.

"Who are you anyways?" he asked.

"Ni Yugito… and I'd like it you don't hassle my friends… A Kage duty is to protect the people they care about." Said Yugito, "And remember Kages are neutral to the World Government… so you can't ask me why I'm helping them…"

"Funny, I thought one of you was a wanted man." Said Smoker.

"Not me… it's someone else… and if you threatened her… I'd watch out for you little buddy there… might end up losing his man hood." Said Yugito with a smirk.

Neji heard this and paled…

Smoker looked at her, "Are you trying to start a fight?" asked Smoker.

"It would only be a draw anyways… smoke and fire cancel each other out… I'm holder of the Nibi no Nekomata, it main power was over fire." Said Yugito, "No… I'm just cutting the tension between you and the pirates there's already enough tension in here."

Smoker raised an eyebrow, Yugito simply pointed to Naruto and Neji currently glaring at each other.

The two of them stood in silence when Naruto said.

"You're a bastard…" said Naruto.

"Whatever can't come up with anything clever." Said Neji.

"And that hair style you have makes look like a girl." Said Naruto.

"What!" yelled Neji, "My girlfriend happens to like this hairstyle."

"Don't you mean boyfriend?" asked Naruto with a smirk.

"Wow… those a really good insults." Said Kiba.

"I have to agree with Naruto… he does look like a girl." Said Nami.

"Shut up!" yelled Neji breaking his normally clam exterior

That's when for some reason something fell out of Neji's pocket… it was some sort of charm that looked like a fox's tail. Naruto walked over and picked up.

"You monster!" yelled Naruto, "How could you do this!"

Neji smirked, the tables had turned…

"Oh that!" said Neji.

"What did you do to him?" asked Naruto.

"Oh great… he's regressed into a five year old… if someone can hear me in some way… can you please push Naruto into the cage… I don't think anyone wants to hear what's going to be said." Muttered Kyubi.

"I said what did you do to him?" asked Naruto once again.

"When I stole him I cut off its tail, burned the body and have been using the tail as a good luck charm since." Said Neji.

"Mr. Fuzzy Bottom! No!" cried Naruto, "Why? Did he have to do that to you!"

"You know Luffy… there's something I've been meaning to ask you… what's Mr. Fuzzy Bottom?" asked Sakura.

Devotees will remember the main reason Naruto hates Neji was because Neji stole "Mr. Fuzzy Bottom"

"Mr. Fuzzy Bottom was Naruto's cherished childhood toy." Said Luffy blinking because of Mr. Fuzzy Bottom's horrible fate.

"I never met you before, I only know you through what Hinata and Naruto told you about me. But dude… I'm pretty sure that's a sure sign of a serial killer." Said Kiba.

"Shut up! I was dealing with my father's death! Death at the hands of pirates! I had to show that demon what I was willing to do to fight!" yelled Neji.

"There's a line… between doing that…" said Yugito who then pointed to Naruto, "And that…."

Naruto was currently sobbing over his lost toy.

"Shut up all of you! I don't need pirates telling me what to do!" yelled Neji.

"I'm not a Pirates… I'm a Kage…" said Yugito.

"You're associating yourself with pirates… that's just as bad!" said Neji.

Smoker just shook his head but said nothing, Neji was one of his men and one his most trusted… so he wouldn't say how much that disturbed him… that kid was right… that was a sure sign of a serial killer.

"Mr. Fuzzy Bottom!" cried Naruto.

"Okay…. Naruto's lost it." Said Ino.

"Why? Did you have to go like that! Why?" cried Naruto.

Kyubi in it' cage sighed… the only thing to get Naruto out of this rut was to remind him of something absolutely hates… that's when he remembered something. Something that would offset Neji as much as Mr. Fuzzy Bottom would to Naruto.

"Kit!" yelled Kyubi.

"Mr. Fuzzy Bottom!" cried Naruto.

"Kit!" yelled Kyubi.

"Why did you have to die that way!" cried Naruto.

"You know kit since you're going to die, you should tap Yugito." Said Kyubi figuring that would snap Naruto out.

"No way! I see Yugito as a role model and mentor! You just want to have sex with Nibi one last time!" yelled Naruto out loud.

That's when everyone stared at Naruto with sweat drops…

"Well that snapped him out of it." Said Sakura.

"I really don't want to know what Kyubi said…" muttered Nami.

"Now that I have your attention… mention his "eternal rival" judging from that story Hinata told, that's something that will offset him." Said Kyubi.

Naruto laughed, "You know Neji… Hinata told me about that little competition between you and your eternal rival." Said Naruto with an evil smile.

"She told you?" asked Neji twitching all over.

"Is it tire you lost in front of your entire base?" asked Naruto laughing.

"Why you…" muttered Neji.

Naruto noticed something, "You seem grumpier than usual… did you meet up with him recently?" asked Naruto.

"What would you know!" yelled Neji glaring at him.

"Oh I get it! He's in town right now and you met up with him today!" said Naruto with a big grin.

Neji was steaming in his own anger… muttering that when Naruto was captured he would personally execute Naruto.

"You lost didn't you?" asked Naruto laughing.

Sasuke watched this entire thing blinking.

"Me and Naruto fight a lot… but it's never this hate filled." Thought Sasuke who then smirked… apparently he was closer to Naruto than he thought.

"You know kit… with Hinata not here and those two in town… I have a feeling those three are going to save them." Said Kyubi.

"If they do… save the look on his face, I want to remember that for the rest of my life." Thought Naruto.

"Will do…" said Kyubi with a laugh.

"You know… I never seen a pirate and a marine have such a hate filled argument." Said a voice.

They turned their attention to Crocodile he was in the room where the cage was, it was a rather nice room. With chandlers… and looked like was a dinner was set up.

"Crocodile!" mutter Smoker.

"So that's Crocodile…" said Zoro.

Nami and Usopp were over reacting by sticking their arms into the air.

"You know, we're already their captive so that's a little pointless." Said Ino with a sweat drop.

"I take it that you and your Jr. Officer are here on your own accord. I know the World Government wouldn't do such a thing, they trust me completely." Said Crocodile.

"They have no right to though." Said Yugito.

"Oh and there's Lady Raikage… I wonder how long have you been investigating me?" asked Crocodile.

"The moment the other Kages got a whiff of this… You of all people should know you're power hungry friend would be on heavy radar." Said Yugito.

"I know… and I should have known you of all the 9 Kages would come…" said Crocodile, "Considering one of you brethren so to speak is on our side."

"Bite me." Said Yugito.

"Don't worry, I'll let out a story the all of you died fighting each other and that Yugito came to aid the holder of Kyubi." Said Crocodile.

"So you know…" muttered Naruto.

"You know Shadow Fox, I have a Kage on my side, so of course he'd know about 4th Hokage's sacrifice to make you what you are… a demon." Said Crocodile.

That one sentence was the last straw for Luffy.

"You Crocodile! Fight me!" yelled Luffy… grabbing the bars then falling to the ground.

"Well you did make it this far Straw Hat, I never thought I would meet you, now that I have I have to kill you." Said Crocodile.

"Please tell me you don't have a monologue set up where you tell us what you're grand scheme is and kill us in a ridiculous yet slow manner which somehow we escape from in a bizarre way." Said Kiba.

"Um… no." said Crocodile.

"Good because that's really annoying, I've been it once before" said Sasuke.

Crocodile couldn't help but to roll his eyes.

"Besides hour guest of honor still hasn't arrived yet." Said Crocodile.

"Man… I really hope the others get here before he tries to kill us." Said Naruto.

"He's lying about the death trap… but I have the feeling that Chopper, Sanji, Hinata and hopefully the Youthful Duo if they're still in town help us." Said Kyubi, "Because remember…"

"Yeah, yeah… if I die, you die." Muttered Naruto in his mind.

Meanwhile with Hinata, she had watched a horrible sight, apparently Pell had saved Vivi from some Baroque Works members. However Ms. All Sunday showed up and showed Pell and Vivi her Devil Fruit power, which allowed her to bloom any one of her body parts like a flower, particularly her hands (which is why Kyubi giggled when he found out). She watched as Ms. All Sunday defeated Pell like it was nothing and Ms. All Sunday taking Vivi hostage… all this happened on a roof top… but she managed to hear and see everything form the ground.

"No… everyone's being held hostage and it's up to me to save them… what am I going to do?" thought Hinata.

That's when she heard two shouts… that were all too familiar to her.

"If we can't 500 laps around this city then it will 1,000 push-ups!" yelled the first voice.

"Right Sensei!" yelled the 2nd.

Hinata blinked then turned around and shouted, "Wait!" to the two that shouted.

The two stopped and saw Hinata…

"Hinata, is that you?" asked the 2nd, "You know I heard you became a pirate, Neji told me that today."

"It was with Luffy 's crew wasn't it… good job with keep your promise." Said the first.

"Yes… but there's a problem and I need your help." Said Hinata.

The two mysterious figures looked at each other then at Hinata.

"Of Hinata, that is what friends are for." Said the 2nd figure.

Hinata nodded and smiled… she hoped that since rescuing them was in her hands she could have a little help with it.

Next Time: Vivi and Crocodile meet face to face... But right now everything is in Crocodile's favor as his grand plan begins... what will happen? Find out next time!