A/N: sorry for the long wait, I decided to take a break for Christmas... then when I meant to update this I had to Update New Lives S because of a certain Swedish dick... So sorry for the long wait... Enjoy a long awaited chapter that you'll probably enjoy!
Chapter 88: Oh God! The Eyebrows!
Vivi lead Hinata and Sanji to where the others were being held captive.
"So what happened outside?" asked Vivi, "Weren't you shot."
"No, we weren't we used a childhood friend of Hinata to make it seem like we were shot." Said Sanji.
"I'm sure Luffy and Naruto recognized his voice." Said Hinata.
Sanji sweat dropped, "Yeah his voice." Said Sanji.
"After that Chopper acted like a decoy with Crocodile and got away. While Lee and Guy destroyed the bridge." Said Hinata.
"Lee and Guy… those are your friends right?" asked Vivi, "Who are they?"
"They're traveling martial artists who take their training very seriously. Lee was one of the few who played with Naruto growing up." Said Hinata.
"I see…" said Vivi as she lead them to the chamber.
Back in said chamber, Naruto's water clones continue to fight the Bananagator totally engulfing it… but the Bananagators managed to force them off it.
"Naruto make more! More!" yelled Luffy.
"I'm trying!" yelled Naruto, "But it's getting Harder to make the clones…"
"I have an idea…" said Nami.
"What?" asked everyone else.
"Hey Bananagator I bet you can get us!" yelled Nami.
Everyone stared at Nami like she went insane.
"I think Nami went bye, bye." Said Kiba with a sweat drop.
Nami whacked Kiba in the head, "I'm trying to make them mad so they will chomp the cage." Said Nami.
"That won't work." Said Yugito.
"Why?" asked Nami.
That's when a Bananagator bit the cage… only for its teeth to break…
"What the!" yelled Nami gaping at the sight.
"See told you." Said Yugito, "Even A Bananagator can't break this cage."
"Hey!" called out Smoker.
Everyone turned to Smoker who was calmly sitting there.
"What do you know about what's Crocodile up to?" asked Smoker, "I mean for it to gain the attention of the 10 Kages."
"To be honest I don't know much… other than the fact that the Kazekage is involved and it's the perfect legitimate excuse to get rid of him." Said Yugito.
"So the Kazekage is involved as well." Said Smoker, "Because the woman's he's with has a bounty of over 70 Million Berries for over 20 years."
"70 Million?" asked Usopp.
"That's a lot!" yelled Ino.
"Hmm… strange…" said Kyubi.
"What's strange?" thought Naruto.
"I sense something's wrong with that bounty… yes she does have powerful yet naughty Devil Fruit… but there's something wrong with that bounty." Said Kyubi.
"You know something don't you?" thought Naruto.
"Yes I do… but I'm not telling you… unless the time comes… which I doubt." Said Kyubi.
Naruto sweat dropped.
"From the moment those two joined forces, it's not just Alabasta that in anger but the whole world." Said Smoker.
"the whole world?" asked Nami in shock.
"The whole world in danger?" asked Sakura.
"Who care! I don't need any more reasons to kick his ass!" yelled Luffy.
That's when Luffy, Ino and Naruto all began to get woozy from the water.
"Hang on you guys! Vivi told is that she's going to help us!" yelled Usopp shaking Luffy.
That's when someone shouted "It's impolite to roar that dinner table!"
That's when something threw the Bananagator up in into the air… well more like kicked into the air.
"Mr. Prince!" cheered Ino.
The Bananagator fell hard and coughing a chunk of staircase it ate, both Hinata and Vivi who was watched form the remains of the staircase were shocked.
"Go find the key!" yelled Zoro.
"Oh Nami! Yugito! Do you love me for rescuing you?" asked Sanji in total love cook mode.
"Yes, now go find the key." Said Nami.
"Idiot…" muttered Ino with a sweat drop.
"You act the same way with Sasuke." Said Nami, which only made Ino sweat drop.
Sanji turned towards the Bananagator and saw that there multiple inside the room… and only a few of Naruto's clones left.
"Sanji there's no time! You have to kill them!" yelled Ino.
"Kill the third one that came in." Said Smoker.
"What?" asked everyone turning to Smoker.
"Didn't you hear it roar? That's the one that ate the key…" muttered Smoker.
"See I told you they were idiots." Said Neji with a smirk.
"And you're a dick." Said Naruto glaring at Neji.
There was a silence as Naruto tried to figure something put… because of the rising water's it was getting harder for him to make any sort of clone.
"So how are we going to handle the rampaging Bananas while Sanji handles that one… I don't think my clone can do that." Said Naruto.
Before anyone could say a thing two people shouting "Double Dynamic Entry!" came in and kicked one of Bananagators so hard it went flying. The two stood on the Bananagator and their looks… well everyone but Smoker, Neji, Luffy, Naruto and for some reason Sasuke were staring… both of them had bowl cuts, wore green spandex, orange leg warmers but the freakiest thing was their eyebrows… they were huge and almost look like caterpillars. One of them was a man in late 20s while the others a teenager.
"Yosh! Naruto! Luffy! Neji! Captain Smoker! And Luffy's Crew! Are you all right?" asked the teenager.
"Oh great…" muttered Neji.
"Bushy Brow!" yelled Naruto.
"Guy-Sensei!" yelled Luffy.
"I don't want to ask… how you know them." Said Sasuke with a sweat drop.
"Okay! Who are they!" yelled Nami.
"Lee, is from Fuchsia village like me, Naruto and Hinata." Said Luffy.
"He's one of the few kids that ever played with me." Said Naruto laughing a little… then glaring slightly Neji.
"Who's the other one?" asked Sakura.
"That's Guy, he's traveling Martial Artist who came out home village one day and became fast friends with Lee and eventually took him on as his disciple." Explained Luffy.
"Guy also passed him his strange fashion and beliefs to Lee…" said Naruto with a sweat drop.
Neji sat in the corner with his eyes closed, "I'm going to pretend they're not here." Said Neji.
Everyone sweat dropped at this one.
"Lee also calls Neji his "eternal rival."" Said Naruto with a sweat drop.
Sasuke sighed… he better come clean, "I met them once… I lost Zoro one day and I came across them training… they fed me and tried to give me a spandex suit… there's nothing more than that." Said Sasuke.
Naruto stared at him, "You stole one of their moves… didn't you?"
"I based Lion's Barrage on a move I saw them practice… that's all." Said Sasuke.
Naruto laughed, "Wow you are an idiot… no wonder Lion's barrage tires you out." Said Naruto laughing.
"Hey…" muttered Sasuke.
"Yosh! All right! We will defeat this Abnegators and save the day!" yelled Lee (the teenager).
"Lee!" yelled Guy punching Lee, "We have to come up with a plan first!"
"He punched him…" said Luffy with a sweat drop.
"Everyone! Avert you're gaze!" yelled Naruto.
"What?" asked Ino.
The two strange martial artists began to hug… now that's not so bad had it not been for the fact that somehow the scenery around them changed to a beach at sun set, Naruto, Luffy, Neji, Smoker, Hinata and Sasuke (who had seen it once) all closed their eyes or looked away from the horrifying sight.
"Guy-Sensei!" cried Lee.
"Lee!" cried Guy.
"Guy-Sensei!" cried Lee.
"Lee!" cried Guy.
"Guy-Sensei!" cried Lee.
"Lee!" cried Guy.
"Guy-Sensei!" cried Lee.
"Lee!" cried Guy.
"Guy-Sensei!" cried Lee.
"Lee!" cried Guy.
"Stop hugging each other! And fight those bananas!" yelled Luffy.
"Right!" said Guy.
"Leave it us!" yelled Lee.
Both of them gave the thumbs up and their teeth pinged.
"Luffy… Naruto… your friends are insane." Said Sakura.
"I think I went blind from that weird hug." Said Usopp.
And with that help arrived… in the strangest form ever… but can those two and Sanji save the day… They better! Really!
Next Time: Guy and Lee fight the Bananagators while Sanji fights the one that ate the key. Will the Straw Hats be able to keep their sanity after seeing what sort of moves and training methods the "Youthful Duo" uses... or even keep when they do that hideous hug? Also they fin help in the most unexpected of places... let's just say and enemy they thought was long gone appears once again... but will he help them? Find out next time!
