A/N: I have a very special announcement... this weekend of February 14th and 15th, I will be attending Anime Overdose. On Saturday I will be dressed like Chopperman and will enter the costume contest with a sketch with winter knight or a stand up act (I'm not clear about the rules about having someone else in the sketch) and on Sunday I will just be dressed as Yachiru from Bleach... I would like to meet anyone who reads this... So please, if you are attending please say hi... really... say hi... I'm a very shy person off the internet.

Well here's the next chapter...

Chapter 91: To the Capital

The Crab mover named Pincers headed as fast as it could go. However there was a bit of a problem.

"What do you mean he can't cross the river?" asked Usopp.

"It's a desert animal so it doesn't like water." Said Vivi.

"But it's a crab! That doesn't make sense!" yelled Naruto.

"Maybe if we pick up speed we might make it across." Said Yugito.

"How are we going to do that?" asked Sakura.

"Wait! I have an idea!" said Chopper, "Pincer likes dancer girls."

Everyone looked at Nami. Nami took off her cloak raveling she was wearing her dancer clothing underneath… and that when Pincers began to run.

"This isn't going to end well…" muttered Kyubi.

"We just have to wait and see." Said Naruto out loud.

That's when they head a across the river at a fast pace… until they started sinking… Then they had to swim across with Hinata helping Naruto, Sanji helping Yugito, Sasuke helping Ino and Zoro helping Chopper.

"Oh thank you Sasuke… you're so great." Said Ino.

"Hn…" muttered Sasuke.

"Why that." Muttered Sakura.

"So how long do we have to swim?" asked Usopp.

"A mile." Said Vivi.

"A mile." Said everyone else.

Everyone of course groaned…

"Since we're the in the water can I take over your body kit?" asked Kyubi.

"Only if you promise that you take it over to tell Hinata I like her!" thought Naruto.

"Fine, I won't take over your body." Said Kyubi with a sigh.

"Good…" thought Naruto.

That's when something came out of the water, it was a giant catfish.

"It's a rare Sandora catfish." Said Vivi, "It's really rare to see one."

The Sandora catfish stared at then.

"And it's favorite food is people!" yelled Vivi.

"Why couldn't you tell us that before!" yelled everyone else.

It was a about to eat them… when the Kung fu Dugongs came and saved them by beating up the catfish… and they used the poor beaten catfish to ferry them across the river… their reason.

"They said they couldn't let anything happen to their master's disciples." Translated Chopper.

"We're Luffy's disciples?" asked Usopp.

"Hey just go with it… they're helping us." Said Kiba with Akamaru barking in agreement.

They managed to get across the river, but there still a few problems.

"If we take Eyelash, it's going to be cutting it close." Said Vivi.

"Eyelash can only carry two people." Said Usopp.

"Well Naruto and I could easily change into half demon form and some of you can ride us there." Said Yugito.

"You're a flaming cat." Said Kiba with a sweat drop.

"But I can make the flames not hurt if need be." Said Yugito.

That's when there was a large dust cloud.

"What is it?" asked Naruto.

That's when there were a ton of giant ducks appeared… including Carue.

"It's the Super Spot bill Squad." Said Vivi happily.

Sakura was counting house many ducks there were…

"There's 17 of them." Said Sakura.

"That's perfect Eyelash can be with one of them with three to spare, if we need to we can fill them with clones" Said Naruto.

They all got one of the ducks with Vivi going on Carue of course and headed to the capital… but before they start on the way, there was a rumbling sound. That's when a Sandora Dragon came out of the sand.

"Another one!" shouted Naruto.

"Looks like we have to kill." Said Zoro.

"Troublesome." Said a nearby voice.

Everyone looked around for the nearby voice. That's when the Sandora dragon was paralyzed for some reason.

"What wrong with it?" asked Sakura.

"Looks at its shadow." Said Naruto.

They noticed that it's shadow was stretched out and black.

"What's with its shadow?" asked Naruto even though he was to who noticed it was weird.

"It's a Devil Fruit… but it this person friend or foe." Said Kyubi.

That's when they heard a shout of "Meat Tank!", something big swooped down and struck the Sandora Dragon…. Causing it to fly several miles.

"That was amazing!" yelled Naruto.

"You Princess you are one troublesome woman to find." Said the same voice form earlier sitting on a nearby rock formation, who began to yawn.

That's when the round thing that hit the Sandora Dragon fell next to him and shrunk into someone… they were Choji and Shikamaru… needless to say Vivi was happy.

"Choji! Shikamaru!" said Vivi happily.

"You know them?" asked Zoro raising an eyebrow.

"They're children of some of the Palace Guard, like me." Said Ino.

"Correction, we're members of the Royal Guard in training." Said Shikamaru yawning, "So you're Ino… I remember you slightly."

"I'm having problems… but I'm begging to remember you." Said Ino, "I always remembered you acted like an old man."

Choji began to laugh, "He still acts like an old man." Said Choji.

Shikamaru merely yawned and muttered "Troublesome".

"Choji ate the Expand Expand Fruit… so he's able to expand his body to large propositions." Explained Vivi.

"While you were gone I ate the Shind Shind Fruit…" said Shikamaru who yawned.

"Shind Shind Fruit?" asked Nami.

"It allows me to use my Shadow to bind people in various ways." Answered Shikamaru.

"That's so cool!" yelled Naruto.

"We should really stop reminiscing and get to the capital." Said Yugito.

The others nodded and Choji and Shikamaru went on two of the spare ducks.

Meanwhile at the west gate of the City of Alubarna, the Officer Agents as well as Gaara, Kankuro and Temari were wafting for the Straw Hats.

"What's the plan for taking them out?" asked Mr. 6.

"We're going to set up an ambush." Said Mr. 1.

"I don't think setting up an ambush would be a good idea." Said Temari.

"What do you mean?" asked Ms. Double Finger.

They noticed Gaara was breathing heavily with weird looks in his eyes…

"If Gaara isn't the one in the ambush, he's going to kill someone." Muttered Kankuro, "So either have him do the ambush or not have one at all."

"After all the most important thing is to kill Princess Vivi." Said Ms. Double Finger.

They waited for a while… when Ms. Mother's Day brought up something.

"Are they even going to fucking show up?" she asked.

"I don't know, they were held up at Rainbase." Said Ms. Double finger, "They probably won't get here until after the fight."

"I don't know… about that. I heard that Nii Yugito was with them." Explained Mr. 6.

"Nii Yugito? Who's that?" asked Ms. Merry Christmas.

"What! Yugito's here!" yelled Temari.

"Of all the Kages why did she have to come!" yelled Kankuro.

Gaara seemed smile in a very crazy way, "Not one but two of the Jinchuriki… mother will love their blood."

"So she's a Kage and a Jinchuriki…" said Mr. 2.

"She's said to one of the most powerful of the current Kages… maybe even one of the most power of all time. Fire Cat Yugito, with the powers of the Nibi no Nekomata she can create the hottest of fires without even blinking." Said Mr. 6, "Not exactly a Kage you want to be enemies with."

""So do we really stand a chance against her?" asked Mr. 2.

"She's just back up and will only attack if she needs to." Said Temari, "We have nothing to worry about right now."

"You better be telling the truth." Said Mr. 1.

"My father is a Kage, so I know all about the self-imposed rules that Kages live by." Said Temari glaring at him.

"They're…. coming… this… way…" said Mr. 4 very slowly, so slowly they didn't notice until made wee through the sentence

"What!" yelled Ms. Merry Christmas.

She looked through binoculars…

"There's so many of them!" she yelled.

"There's clone users among them shit head… remember…" muttered Ms. Mother's day, "So there ought to be a lot of decoys."

"Who cares about how many there are, our target is the Princess." Said Mr. 1.

That's when Mr. 2 saw something in the distance.

"Look there's the rebel forces!" yelled Mr. 2, "There millions of them and the Pines thinks she can convince them to stop."

""Mr. 1… you said all we need to do is get Vivi!" said Ms. Merry Christmas, "Which one is she?"

She pointed the rather large group, all of them were wearing identical cloaks that hid their feathers.

"They're wearing identical capes!" yelled Mr. 2.

"And they're riding Spot Billed Ducks, the fastest animal in all of Alabasta." Said Ms. Double Finger.

"Well we're fucked." Said Ms. Mother's Day.

And so the Straw Hats and their allies came with a blaring plan to distract the members of Baroque Works and their allies… And all they can hope is that their plan works… after all the fate of an entire country is in their hands.

Next Time: The crew splits up to trick Baroque Works and the children of the Kazekage. Will they succeed? Will Vivi be able to tell the Rebels the truth? Will Naruto face Gaara? And will the true ideates of Mr. 6 and Ms Mother's Day be revealed? Find out next time!