A/N: (takes out popper) Happy 3rd Anniversary people! I can't believe I was working on this for three years! Three long years, when I started this it was part of a challenge, but I showed them... I showed all of them! (Coughs) Anyways, I can't believe I got this far... Chapter 98... (whistles), never gotten that far, and so few fics ever reach that far. I mean it's such a big part of fanon now... Who am I kidding (goes in fetal position and sits in corner) My best friend who I got in writing fanfics it's the major master of Fanon! I mean his OC is a staple of Ed, Edd n' Eddy Fanon that his OC has a ton fan art and will appear in a fan made video game! Fricking video game! What does the Biju Biju Fruit have? Zero fan art and an offer to draw a Doshijini with no follow up but the offer! This is the story of my life.
Random not existent production assistant: The Author's note is still running!
Me: Oh right! (suddenly cheers up) Enjoy the chapter! Also the chapter title isn't a line in the chapter, but you have to agree with me! It has to be done!
Chapter 98: God Damn it! I'm not Fat! I'm Big Boned!
Sanji and Mr. 2 continued to fight… well more like Mr. 2 was beating up Sanji while looking like Nami and beat the crap out of him. Sanji was breathing heavily, all he needed was some sort of opening.
That's when he noticed something, he turned back from Nami… so he kicked him hard into a nearby wall…
"I found a flaw in your power." Said Sanji.
"What? That's presumptuous!" yelled Mr. 2, "There's no flaw in my power!"
"There is, you can't use your attacks in Nami's form, I admit I can't bring myself to attack you then. But when you're about to attack you change back by touching your face with your left hand." Explained Sanji.
There was a silence for a few seconds.
"Huh? What did you say?" asked Mr. 2 while an arrow pointed at him that read, "Hit the mark."
"But your caption said I hit the mark…" said Sanji with a sweat drop.
Back in the dessert, Choji glared at Temari. Steam seemed to come out of his nose.
"How day you call me fat." Growled Choji.
That's when he shouted "Meat Tank!", he turned into a giant ball and launched himself at Temari… not only that but he began to chase her.
Ino and Shikamaru watched.
"So what the plan?" asked Ino.
"We strike when the time is right." Said Shikamaru.
"So… how do we strike?" asked Ino.
Shikamaru whispered it in her ear.
"Makes sense." Said Ino with a shrug.
Temari gritted her teeth. She grabbed her fan and created a large gust of wind. She took flight and hovered above Choji.
"So I guess you can't get me up here." Said Temari.
Choji shrunk back to her normal size, "You'd think that…" said Choji with a smirk.
That's when Temari sweat dropped and remembered, "He can expand his body to that of a giant." Thought Temari.
"You'd think I'd do that wouldn't you?" asked Choji.
That's when Choji took out a wire that was covered in large spikes, he wrapped it around himself.
"Spiked Meat Tank!" he shouted.
He began to roll around in his boulder form when he saw a sand dune, he used it to jump into the air, he hit Temari. Sending her to the ground.
She was bleeding badly from various wounds all over her body. She looked up and saw the spiked ball still headed for her, she began to run.
"Is it me or has Choji gotten faster?" asked Ino as she watched it.
"The spikes give him more traction so yeah." Said Shikamaru taking a seat and yawning.
"So I take it we're not even close to getting involved?" asked Ino glaring at Shikamaru.
"No… not even close." Yawned Shikamaru with a shrug, "Once she performs her last ditch move."
"How do you even know she'll pull one?" asked Ino glaring at Shikamaru.
Shikamaru on the other hand yawned as a response.
Temari continued to run from the big spiked sugary ball. That's when she got an idea. She grabbed her fan.
"Sand Storm!" she shouted.
She waved her fan in a way to create a sand storm stopping Choji from the front.
"That's has to end it." Said Temari.
That's when she found she couldn't move.
"What's going on?" asked Temari.
"You were so stressed out from being chased by Choji you forgot about us." Said Shikamaru from behind her.
Temari unwillingly turned around and saw Shikamaru's shadow was stretched to hers.
"Oh no." thought Temari.
"It's my turn! Mind Mind Possession!" shouted Ino.
Ino managed to possess Temari.
"So look like we just have to tie you up." Said Shikamaru.
"Um… first you might want to calm Choji." Said the Ino Possessed Temari.
The sand storm cleared and Choji as prepared to attack once again.
"Stop Choji! It's me Ino! We got her!" shouted the Ino Possessed Temari.
"It's true!" shouted Shikamaru.
Choji stopped and managed to calm down.
"So what are we going to do with her body?" asked Choji who still seemed to be angry.
"Tie her up." Said Shikamaru.
"You better hurry. I'm losing control." Said the Ino Possessed Temari.
And so they managed to tie up Temari before Ino lost control. Temari woke up to find she was tied up.
"What happened?" asked Temari.
"You fell victim to my Devil Fruit, the Mind Mind Fruit." Said Ino with a smirk.
"So you possessed me?" asked Temari.
"That's right." Said Shikamaru.
"So that whole being pissed off thing was just an act?" asked Temari.
Choji glared at the tied up girl, which made her sweat drop.
"Never mind." Mumbled Temari with a big sweat drop, "So you defeated me…"
"That's right." Said Shikamaru.
"Aren't you going to go though some sort of speech about how we can't defeat Baroque Works or something?" asked Ino.
Temari reminded silent.
"Come on, I think someone might need our help." Said Shikamaru.
The other two nodded and left Temari still tied up.
"So I lost." Said Temari.
Temari couldn't help but to smile just a little at this, after all... her loss was a good thing for the kingdom after all. And her father couldn't call her a traitor.
Elsewhere, with Sanji and Mr. 2's fight, the two battle with all their might. Mr. 2 even resorted to putting his swans on his feet, that doesn't sound like much but the tips of their beaks were steel and could deal great damage. In the end the two of them were beaten to a bloody pulp and Sanji was the only one who could stand.
"I give up." Said Mr. 2… well he injured and he wasn't able to his speak very clearly… so this writer's going to be somewhat lazy and translate it.
"Your still breathing?" asked Sanji somewhat surprised, "What all you have to do is transform into Nami and I wouldn't be able to finish you off."
"Don't make me laugh, I can't even move so, so why put off the inevitable? So kill me" said Mr. 2 as laid on the ground, "My organization will eliminate me anyways for failing so why not finish me?"
That's when Sanji held out his hand… so the two could shake them.
"That was a good fight, there's nothing more to be said." Said Sanji.
This was proof of grudging respect for enemies." Thought Mr. 2 who began to cry, "I'm not going to cry."
Sanji grabbed Usopp's goggles (remember he stole them when he disguised himself as Usopp in order to trick Vivi).
"Later… I'm taking Usopp's goggles." Said Sanji.
"Aren't you going to finish me off?" asked Mr. 2.
Sanji just coolly walked away, muttering something about broken bones.
And so two more enemies bit the dust… in this fight for Alabasta.
Meanwhile elsewhere on a sand dune. The Kazekage glared harshly at his opponent, a very pale snake like man with long black hair. His opponent merely just smiled at him. After all before they fight some words had to be exchanged, after all he knew more about the Straw Hats then he did.
Next Time: Sasuke and Sakura face off against their enemies, who turn out to be double Agents against Baroque Works! So they don't have to fight... right? Well turns out that the Organization they're working for has already made enemies with the Straw Hats! Meanwhile Zoro and Nami try to figure out a way to fight their enemies. Also the Kazekage and his opponent has a conversation... and why does it seem his opponent know that Baroque Work's plan will fail.